#my pirate queen

[cosmosnout]

More Rouge art bc I’ve missed her

[doctor-mccoys-sanity]

In love with Zheng Yi Sao

[tinsnip]

every time i have to put on my professional face at work now i'm going to pretend i'm zheng yi sao

"you fucking bitch, that was rude, i'm trying to help you and you're acting fucking nasty about it, now knock it the fuck off and put on your big girl pants and let's get this done"

becomes

"it's been a trying day, hasn't it? i get it. this job isn't easy. now let's help each other out here, okay?"

goddess of professionalism, i bow before you

[australiansquid]

Negotiations

[crtki]

gideon as a pirate / sailor

[shapelytimber]

Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!

[PRINT] - [COMMISSIONS]

Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot

Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv

Final without the text

Rough colors

Sketch !

Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)

Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)

Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-

(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)

Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)

Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))

They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.

PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes

[morningnoodles]

she did not have to be so iconic for the first 3 episodes and yet she was and the people (me) are happy for it

[cozylittleartblog]

cringe is dead because rouxls is carrying the weight of it all madoka style

[tazuransi]

first love

[luffypeach]

the strawhats are everything to her ❤️‍🩹

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

KLSADJFKA;FSJASKLFJAKLFD; I'm choking kfljsadfja;lf Tagaka's face TT0TT

"Ok, well, damn. Calm the fuck down. "

[pinksepia]

JUMP INTO THIS LI~FE !!! 🎶

The captain is currently busy!

[junocornkiwi]

a recent WIP for May :3

oh nooo gale get caught by a nasty elven pirate with sweet white curly hair he shouldn't have try to kiss him and lure into the ocean (astarion is immune to such lurings)

[cosmosnout]

Thinking abt young Shakky

[dioic1]

🌺 The Pirate Queen 🌺

[daddy-long-legssss]

There ain't no use in cryin'. It doesn't change anything, so baby what good does it do? x