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sparkles-and-trash · 1 year

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My mom insisted on going to a gay pub to find me a girlfriend, but all that happened was my mom befriending the bartender and five of his closest friends, adding each other and facebook and all

#one of them is a drag queen but they only perform on wednesday nights and we leave that afternoon :(#very upset would have loved to seen her slay live #irl tag #rambles #London tag #personal #my mom the ally #for real tho #fukin love my mom #lgbtq

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constarlations · 4 months

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Pokémon Timeskip Series: Battle Legend Lyra 🍒🍂

One of the two Johto-Kanto champions, Lyra is best known for her bright and cheery down to earth attitude both on and off the battle field! She likes to travel ALOT you can find her in coffee shops in Kalos or surfing the waves in Alola or just about anywhere with her Fiancé, Silver by her side and never turns down a challenge to a good battle (even if she accidentally sweeps the other person’s team whoops) Her favorite drink is boba tea, her birthday is March 4th, she has a crippling gatcha AND otome addiction, and is 165 cm tall but that’s all for text no one is gonna read aaaaaa-

Drew out my timeskip Lyra due to me wanting to update a few things in regards to her design (can’t believe it’s been almost two years since my timeskip designs HELP) but I hope you enjoy!

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#pokemon #Trainer Lyra #Pokemon hgss #Lyra pokemon #Art #Her team is actually inspired by my SacredGold run btw! Hence why she has a Glaceon ha ha #(and she has a Farigiraf and Phanpy as well but I forgot to put them sorry)#pokemon timeskip #hgss #-points at her- they don’t know she’s my favorite (next to dawn)#I love her design so much she’s so hello Kitty ok she’s sooooo strawberry shortcake alright #Minnie mouse looking ass I love her so fucking much #she and silver are married cause I said so #it’s actually vague in my verse if she’s the npc role btw cause she DOES have the hgss mom and Ethan has the GSC mom! Also I’m super biased #Kris is the only one who’s truly a npc lol (lab assistant)#My ethan is a blend of npc Ethan and gold so my Lyra is a bit of Pokemas Lyra but also my own hcs if that makes sense #Also she and Kris are sisters!!! V important!!!! They are hello Kitty and Mimi to me if you compare the two I’ll explode you with my mind!!#gotta upload my art on tumblr but I’m lazy as hell lmfao #anyways uhhhhh #Hanamaru kunikida vibes for her btw…. please listen to Akogare Ranraran for full Lyracore vibes for this image thx #ALSO…. LISTEN TO LOVELY LOVELY STRAWBERRY BY KUBO YURIKA FOR MAXIMUM VIBES OF MY LYRA INTERPRETATION THX #Ok bye lol #Ally draws stuff

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fandomcringebucket · 20 days

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I'm like halfway through X-2 so updates:

Scogan shippers were and are the real ones, they're fighting over a girl but they're aggressively eye-fucking each other be SO serious. Like. "fill er up yourself"????? they're both bisexual but they call each other faggots (out of hatred) WHILE they have gay sex, be so fr

#scogan #x2 #wolverine #logan howlett #xmen #scott summers #x men movies #xmenposting #all the x men are gay and trans change my mind #like #“have you tried not being a mutant”#that WHOLE scene was just bobby being like “mom dad I'm gay here's my enemy boyfriend and ally girlfriend (ally as in friend)”#(movie rogue has probably dabbled in kissing girls and it went badly for reasons not related to being gay)#cw slurs #cw f slur

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thefrogginbullfish · 1 year

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Happy Mother's Day 🌈

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majickss · 2 years

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“Fine, I got another dead name for him… BRUCE WAYNE”

Edit bc people in the tags are thinking about watching it: don’t.

#sorry this video made me laugh so hard my mom thought I was crying #gotham knights #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #harvey dent #harper row #I think #two-face #talking #comics #cw gotham knights #harvey dent trans ally confirmed #cullen row

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adeleine-everyday · 4 months

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day 102

no sabo kid

#can you imagine. having phrases of words being intrinsically stuck with you from a language you cant understand #it feels like home but you cannot speak a word of it #and you *should* know it but you dont and it feels like that part of you is lost forever when you can barely say your own name #anywayssss my mom never taught me spanish so now i have to take the ap spanish exam in 9 hours 😋#here i purposefully drew ado from dl3 under the axiom that shes a younger adeleine..no older than nine id think #younger as in she still remembers a couple of words from the Forgotten Language #after that? lack of use and lack of people to talk to made her forget by the time 64 rolls around #by star allies shes completely forgotten the language. its unrecognizable and she barely has any memory of it.#and then of course FL comes and the Identity Crisis #adeleine #adeleine kirby #kirby series #day 102

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speedlimit15 · 3 months

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i am really excited to see my family for a camping trip this long weekend. i am really not excited to inevitably get into an angry stalemate over palestine with at least one of my family members

#2003 when rachel corrie died i researched quite a bit on my own and had my first Are we the baddies moment #and ive been getting into passionate screaming matches ever since. the worst of it was right before i moved out in 2013 #it's going to go like this. one of us is going to mention gaza or israel in passing after a few days of no current events talk #my mom will try and corral us away from the subject but it will be too late. my father/brother/sister will already be telling me all about #the US's obligations to defend our allies from terrorism. they will start saying names i havent heard and discount anything i say because #im unfamiliar with their specific political analyst or podcast guy. and then i will cry and be mad for the rest of the trip #and they will chuckle at how Ridiculous and Sensitive and Radicalized i am

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lichqueenlibrarian · 1 month

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The bridge crew all trying not to eavesdrop on Spock complimenting Mr Naraht, Mr Naraht thinking Spock would like a couple more decimal places added on to the figure for the iridium.

Jim IMMEDIATELY noticing that Spock didn’t say he wouldn’t occasionally like something.

I love Mr Naraht.

#she liked your ears!#Spock’s undying loyalty won because this kid’s mom said nice things about his ears #star trek tos #spock #mr naraht #star trek novels #diane duane #my enemy my ally #horta #jim kirk #leonard mccoy

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galaxythreads · 12 days

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Made cake at 11pm today to celebrate my engagement because my parents refused to be happy about it.There is perhaps a small amount of bitterness in me. Cake was good though. Even if it's kind of gray for some reason.

#my mom could not emphasize enough now disappointed she was with my lifestyle choice but that she wanted me to be happy #and like girl #okay thank you for trying but also #she was patting herself on the back so hard for being such a good ally and accepting of it #and like no #you're at best tolerent which I know is better than a lot of lgbtq people get #but god fucking damn it it hurts so much that I'm engaged was met with I'm so disappointed and became a long discussion about religion #like I know if my partner has been a man they would have at least said congratulations instead of how they're disappointed #I tried to show my mom the engagement ring and she gave me such a look of reluctant disgust before changing the subject #so she didn't have to actually see it #and I'm just #yeah #there's some disappointment and devestation #anyways #happy engagement chem 🥂wish you were here #id feed you my suspiciously gray cake so we could get food poisoning together #me as person

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smaeemo · 2 months

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A saga I call: “Conversations with my parents”

Star Trek Edition

My mom: If you were in Star Trek Voyager you would be Seven Of Nine

Me: No I don’t think so

My mom: Ok Bilana then

My dad: No that wouldn’t work because she would have to marry Tom Paris, and the only way that would happen is if Tom Paris was Tanya Paris

Me: Thanks dad

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sweetandglovelyart · 8 months

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Knightfall in Dream Land - Page 6

Meta Knight begins his long fall to Popstar’s surface and passes by some familiar faces on the way down.

#Kirby #Kirby fanart #my art #comic #Meta Knight #Dark Meta Knight #Sailor Dee #Taranza #sorry it took me so long to finish this page but it’s finally done #I hope that the title of the comic makes sense to everyone now #I called it Knightfall in Dream Land because the knight fell into Dream Land lmao #the parts of the comic set in the present are occurring around the time of Return to Dream Land #so the gang hasn’t met Taranza yet and isn’t aware of Floralia’s existence #but since Meta has a long fall to the surface I’d imagine he’d probably crash through Floralia on the way down and pass by the mirror #I tend not to give specific ages/age numbers to Kirby characters in my fanart/fan AU #the first reason for this is that different characters probably age at different rates since they’re different species #and the second reason for this is that I don’t see years between game releases equating to years passing for the characters #I mean just look at Adeleine she’s still a kid in Star Allies even though that was released almost two decades after Crystal Shards lmao #instead of giving characters specific ages I headcanon them as being in certain age ranges #so in the present Kirby Bandee and Sailor are all kids (and Bandee and Sailor are a bit older than Kirby)#I also see characters like Gooey Adeleine and Ribbon as being kids too #while characters like Taranza Susie Magolor Marx and the Mage Sisters are young adults #and characters like Meta Knight Dedede Daroach Captain Vul and Hyness are older adults #but in the parts of the comic set in the past Meta Knight and Dedede are young adults and Taranza is a kid #and Kirby and the Dees are babies #the older spiders shown here with Taranza and Sectonia are OCs of mine who are their mothers #their names are Lady Theraphoza (Taranza’s mom) and Queen Rachnia (Sectonia’s mom)#I’m giving Taranza some backstory since HAL refuses to tell us anything about him except he’s sad about Sectonia lmao #this post has too many tags but maybe I’ll make a separate post with my Spider Lore #Knightfall in Dream Land

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buglvr24 · 2 months

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i can’t believe i can show my mom the most gay spirk moments in history, just the most romantic shit and she’ll still be like “hmmm maybe”

#i probably drive my family insane with my star trek insanity #my mom is a total ally #but she’s still not sold on spirk #sometimes i wonder if we are watching the same show #star trek #star trek tos #james t kirk #spock #spirk #spock/kirk

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allyheart707 · 4 months

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Happy pride ally!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️❤️

Happy pride Potatoe!!! And happy pride to everyone else as well!! :DD

In celebration, I will tell you this funny story about my mom: My nickname is "Ally" Which I pronounce "A-ll-ee" but is technically it's the word Ally like straight ally. Anyways, my mom never made that connection, so when she found a shirt that had a big rainbow heart on it with the word "Ally" on it she was like "OH MY GOSH, MY DAUGHTER HAS A SHIRT!!!" And she wore it around for months having no idea what it actually meant.

#ally asks #ally rambles #I love my mom #she is such a dork

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hungryfictions · 9 months

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my 2023 in books

#some favorites:#hurricane girl by marcy dermansky #disorientation by elaine hsieh chou #several people are typing by calvin kasulke #dogs of summer by andrea abreu #boy parts by eliza clark #aesthetica by allie row bottom #i’m glad my mom died #the rabbit butch by tess mcgunty #all night pharmacy by ruth madievsky #the band by christine ma-kellams #the age of magical overthinking by amanda montell #bright young women by jessica knoll #my post

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alexandra3719 · 9 months

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I was stuck between being Dominik's fianceè and Rey's daughter in law and being Dominik's mother and Rey's wife... Now I'm stuck between being Damian's wife and being his daughter/stepdaughter because.

#ally's shit #i mean i wouldn't mind having him as my stepfather #but i know my mom too well and she still loves my dad even though he's dead #besides my mom has a little crush on damian #but she insists she'd be too old for him because he's 41 (if i remember correctly) and my mom is 50 #wwe #dominik mysterio #rey mysterio #damian priest #dominik mysterio x reader #rey mysterio x reader #damian priest x reader

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jimmyspades · 7 months

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"I’m not the most connected individual, Denny. Sometimes words are all that allow me to feel like I’m a part of the world, a part of life. If I don’t have words, then I’m alone." JAMES SPADER as Alan Shore in BOSTON LEGAL 2.21 "Word Salad Days"

#fave episode? very possible #I like the eps when he has problems... and he's so anxious and sweet and silly. I love that line sooooo much too #and he looks so hot in those casual outfits. his boyfriend clothes I call them. bc he's my bf when he wears them #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #*#they've always had moments but this is one of the first eps that Really gets into alan and denny's relationship. like several serious convo #when he says he needs his balcony time with denny... enrichment in his lawyer enclosure #and his hair is SO dark in this ep why?? even my mom noticed and said something about it so you know it's serious #maybe since they filmed on a different set than usual the lighting was different enough to have an effect?#anyway. I love you alan. ally. fuzzy bear. my sweetheart

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