#Jesus Paris

[smaeemo]

A saga I call: “Conversations with my parents”

Star Trek Edition

My mom: If you were in Star Trek Voyager you would be Seven Of Nine

Me: No I don’t think so

My mom: Ok Bilana then

My dad: No that wouldn’t work because she would have to marry Tom Paris, and the only way that would happen is if Tom Paris was Tanya Paris

Me: Thanks dad

[dollyswan]

je t'aime paris♡

[annieqattheperipheral]

y'all ellie black not just team canada's vet she's women's gymnastics mother on the ground for everyone🥹😭

[lovechristianity]

Since when mocking other people’s religion becomes freedom of speech or art ???

Olympics truly transformed from a historic classy event into a disrespectful hideous event.

So Sad a country of beauty, history, culture, art, class, and home to many beautiful Churches to accept such unethical actions.

As a Christian I don’t accept this on my religion or any other religion muslim and etc…. Id rather boycott the olympics !

Don’t mock my savior !!!

[gurlypop]

✮ Mood ✮

[didalexiabreakupwitholgayet]

psa: if another anon comes to my inbox to spew hate about jenni because you are so insecure about jenni threatening alexia's relationship, then i will block you because realise you are acting even more toxic than the fandom you are accusing everyone of belonging to. 🙄

clearly, you have no idea how adult relationships work and remember that jenni and alexia are grown ass women in their 30s! they obviously know how to be respectful and professional 😵‍💫

so please do me a favour and take a page out of their book!

/end psa

[czarinakanaeva]

Someone please get this girl a good sports pyschologist 😭

[mcbscientist]

Just finished watching Under Paris. And when I tell y'all this movie was just to kill time and by the end I was like...SEQUEL WHEN?? THE FRENCH DID NOT COME TO PLAY!!!

[greendayauthority]

East Jesus Nowhere live on Canal+, Paris, 11 May 2009

[nadalffc]

[wgm-beautiful-world]

P A R I S

[dollyswan]

[findingrome1]

Peace be with you. For those of you may not have heard the Paris Olympics used drag queens in its opening ceremony and at several points mocked Christianity. Hopefully I can share some of my thoughts that are helpful and thought provoking.

First a little on my feelings. I am upset and saddened, and hurt even honestly but not surprised. We are currently living in what can be described as a post-Christian (in my opinion Christian decaying) world. This doesn't mean going to take this passively that's one of the reasons I'm writing this. I can boycott the olympics and be honest why, further digest information and better express my thoughts.

Going on, we Christians shouldn't be surprised at all. Jesus did teach in John 15 in his last supper discourse the world would hate us because it hated Jesus first our head. During the early church times, Christians endured waves and cycles of persecution from mockery and social ostracization to state sanctioned violence because they were seen as a legitimate threat to the social order in the Roman world.

The picture attached is one of the earliest records of Christianity outside the epistles. It depicts a Roman slave, worshipping Jesus with a donkey head and it says "Alexamenos worshipping his God". This graffiti comes from an academy for promising slaves where they would be taught to be tutors to rich families in Rome dating to the 1st century.

The right response is to be patient with our anger. Let us take our time in discernment in articulating ourselves but be honest. Tolerance is not the answer but neither is hatred. Furthermore it is improper to dwell and stew on this either. The Olympics will come and go, but God's steadfast love endures forever. Pray for the people involved earnestly as Christ taught to pray for our enemies. Rather than posting over and over again online (don't judge me this is a single post) and let our anger fuel righteousnes. The answer to this secular decay is virtue. Let us build loving communities by making Christ our center. Reach out to that friend who haven't talked to awhile. Invite a friend to Church, participate in a community event and get to know a stranger. It isn't enough to be against the evils of this world, we must be the stewards of God that makes his good things grow.

Our Lamb has conquered, let us follow Him.

[saltofthearth]

[maxxxthewpoet]

[rei-ismyname]

Magneto Cyclops Exodus Was Right

That's right, the craziest of the crazy. French Crusader from the 12th century turned Omega Mutant hero of Krakoa. The Black Knight's boyfriend and the guy who rebuilt Xavier's brain. The guy who looked at Catholicism and said 'nah, you're all wrong. Here's the real religion and I'm Pope.' Bennett Du Paris - Exodus.

This celibate sex God. He was right... about at least one thing, though it was a very important thing. Join me for a journey into the work of a prophet - a tale of a baby, a pink guy, and a big bird.

Eating a potato raw in his midriff with Kafka. It's true, he is definitely intense.

Exodus benefited immensely from the First Krakoan Age, getting a seat on the Quiet Council and all sins forgiven. Since being awakened by Magneto after centuries asleep, Exodus followed his beliefs that boil down to Mutant Supremacy + Catholicism put in a blender and mixed with whatever extremism the writer needed at the time. He was rudderless Pre-Krakoa, both in universe and out. He didn't make a lot of sense and was used as a pseudo religious fundamentalist powerhouse/troublemaker. His character and belief system on mutants' personal Eden with battles to build solidarity and support from a community for the first time in 900 years fit perfectly.

He started to grow, chill out a little bit, had his beliefs challenged and shared. He became Apostle to the Messiah, teacher to children, puncher of dragons. He was EXTRA (that's getting its own post) and, for the purposes of this post, he started to adapt scripture. Pope stuff. We don't get to read the New New Testament according to Exodus, but several things about his theology were made crystal clear.

1. God was still God, but mutants were the chosen few.

2. The Nazarene Mutant (Jesus) was a Messiah, but not the Messiah. Hope Summers is.

3. The Holy Spirit is The Phoenix. They are one and the same.

Got all that? In X-Men Forever, the Kurt/Raven/Destiny family subplot is playing out and comes to light during a 'council meeting.'

Hope is happy for Kurt learning about his parentage and she mentions in passing that she doesn't know who her bio dad was. Exodus, true to form, declared that the Holy Spirit (The Phoenix) 'quickened the womb of...' AKA immaculate conception. Hope has little patience for this, also true to form (plus by this point she knows she is going to die soon.) They're all in the White Hot Room, you see, mutant heaven kinda and Mother Righteous killed Jean/The Phoenix. They need to bring it back to beat this nasty AI God, Enigma. It's got a lot of steps so I'll simplify it.

1. Feed Hope to The Phoenix while shooting it.

2. Jean/Phoenix/Jeanix go kill the mean AI God.

The rest of the X-Men/Mutants bounce back to Earth to kill fascists and the girls get to work. The Gun is Legion and the 'she' being referred to is The Phoenix, who's scared. They need it to stay still for the ritual to work.

The AI God learns of these plans and, making use of his access to all of time and space, visits Hope's mother before she's pregnant in his sleazy ass human form. If he's her Dad then he'd be able to influence her and stop all this Phoenix business, or better, absorb it into his greedy, nasty self. He tells her (truthfully) that she'll die soon after giving birth by fire and it will not be pleasant. In the present, Jean notices Hope starting to change (picture Back to the Future when Marty is disappearing but also not) and realises what's going on.

Jean comes in with the truth and Enigma shoots himself in the foot because he's forgotten how to be anything but a selfish dick. Louise (Hope's bio mother) says BAD VIBES and he *tortures her.* She still says fuck off cos she's cool AF.

Louise doesn't even blink and signs up to do the right thing, though she doesn't want to fuck Jeanix. As soon as she consents, Jeanix touches her forehead and it's done! Back to normal reality for her. Boom, Hope is no longer all weird and completes the ritual...

... sadly dying. Pour one out, but know that she did this willingly. Died for our sins would be pushing it, she's better than Jesus - Hope died for our lives and happiness, and to kill a shitty God.

So with all that mumbo jumbo and time travel stuff, two new pieces of information are confirmed.

1. Hope is the goddamn Messiah. ❤️❤️

2. Her previously unknown father turned out to be The Phoenix AKA the motherfucking Holy Spirit.

Let's check back with Exodus and his thoughts on the matter...

EXODUS WAS RIGHT Y'ALL.

As established, Louise was neither DTF nor pregnant. Jeanix laid hands and quickened her womb. All dictionaries agree - quickening is entirely fetus-related. The Holy Spirit created a whole ass baby and it was our Messiah, Hope. Move over, Nazarene Mutant. Move over St Peter. Hope and Exodus are here. Joyously, Cable is still her father. He just gets to be her step-sister/half-brother too. Most importantly, Exodus was right. I'm pretty sure he knows, too. (Send an ask if you want proof.) Aren't comics great?