#Parent saga

[smaeemo]

A saga I call: “Conversations with my parents”

Star Trek Edition

My mom: If you were in Star Trek Voyager you would be Seven Of Nine

Me: No I don’t think so

My mom: Ok Bilana then

My dad: No that wouldn’t work because she would have to marry Tom Paris, and the only way that would happen is if Tom Paris was Tanya Paris

Me: Thanks dad

[burger-time-clown]

Ody watching Athena mentor Telemachus

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, on a live-stream: When did you stop believing the big guy?

Steve: …God?

Eddie: Santa.

Steve: Oh, uh. I don’t know, I was pretty young though.

Eddie:

Eddie: I forgot who I was talking to. Did your parents tell you Santa wasn’t real?

Steve: No! They weren’t evil. They just made sure I knew what they got me so Santa never came to my house.

Steve: It’s funny actually because I thought I was just a bad kid for a long time.

Steve:

Steve: *realizing that actually kinda sad*

Steve: Santa ever come to the trailer park?

Eddie: Every year.

[captainmyveryowndreamland]

In Godgames Zeus says "no one beats me. No one wins my game", implying that he's hosted it before. This is supported by all the other gods being totally unphased about having to rap battle against Athena.

The only one who has never heard of this game is Athena herself. We know this because A) she didn't know who "them" was referring to and B) Zeus had to explain the rules to her.

Now I find it funny that in none of the past Godgames Athena participated because we all know she would've RULED. However I doubt it's for a lack of Zeus asking. I think Zeus rang Athena up and went "need you for a game" and Athena went "oh, sorry Dad, I'm hanging out with friends this weekend. Next time though, haha..."

[vbnhuet]

a continuation of the Bowser's parents saga

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

[friendlyforrest]

Athena when debating the gods whether or not Odysseus should be freed from Ogygia: intellectual and level headed as she appeals to their hearts 🤓🥺😞

Also Athena when Ares says anything remotely insulting about Telemachus: bro shut the f@ck up and leave that little guy alone! 🤬🦉💢

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

[chickensauras]

Bedtime 😴

Regardless of any dissenting opinions from the local gremlin

[riptidesblog]

Odysseus telling Telemachus to go tell Penelope something is the most parent thing he could've done and it happens,like,a minute after they have their first dialogue

Edit:not Jorge posting a Ithacan royal family short just as I wrote this

[tategaminu]

I'm genuinely devastated about how unfairly TDP and the team are getting treated. Years of work in the game to get it shut down after four months in a one day notice is miserable and cruel. Shutting it down two days before S7 is miserable and cruel. Netflix is miserable and cruel. I seriously hope the crew finds better partners‚ with the main series, with the game and with the books (because fuck schoolsatic as well honestly)

[magicalmyths]

doing an incorrect quote generator and got this:

Odysseus : Alright, listen up you little sh!ts.

Odysseus : Not you Polites. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Spot on.

[hyohaehyuk]

Source: Bustle - Spilling Set Secrets With The Stars Of Interview With The Vampire S2

Note: So apparently this is “new” — though apparently it was published in May 2024 right after the premiere… I dont know if with some many articles/news around that time people missed this one and someone finally found it or if Bustle forgot to post the link on their social media and remembered to promote this article now.

[elli-ellie]

I love their dynamic

[morganbritton132]

Steve: I actually met your uncle once before we were introduced. Like before the upside down stuff

Eddie: Really?

Steve: Yeah, it’s a funny story. He bought me cereal.

Eddie: …why? Or like, when?

Steve: Uh, it was in between me being too old to have a babysitter when my parents went out of town but not responsible enough to have a credit card. So like, I was nine or ten?

Eddie, to himself: That’s not old enough to be left alone

Steve: My parents used to just leave me cash but sometimes their trips ran over or they were delayed, and in the beginning, I didn’t really know how to budget.

Steve: This one time, their flight got delayed for a couple days or something and I ran out of money, and then I ran out of food so I had to break into my piggy bank.

Steve: I didn’t have the foresight to count my money at home and I guess I was taking too long at the counter-

Eddie: Because you were nine years old

Steve: -‘cause Wayne told me to put my money away and paid for my cheerios.

Steve: I don’t think I even said thank you, man. He tried to talk to me outside the store but I thought he looked scary so I ran away.

Steve: Real Kevin McCallister stuff.

Eddie:

Eddie: Baby?

Steve: Yeah

Eddie: What part of that was supposed to be funny?

Steve: ….Hmph, good point

[smashorpassgilf]

My mom is very offended that I won't submit her for this blog.

But when I said I don't want the answer to that question about my parents she admitted that she doesn't want the answer either.

[vbnhuet]

Bowser may got his temper from his mother, but he got the jealous gene from his dad

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3