#and then there never was a next time
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In Godgames Zeus says "no one beats me. No one wins my game", implying that he's hosted it before. This is supported by all the other gods being totally unphased about having to rap battle against Athena.
The only one who has never heard of this game is Athena herself. We know this because A) she didn't know who "them" was referring to and B) Zeus had to explain the rules to her.
Now I find it funny that in none of the past Godgames Athena participated because we all know she would've RULED. However I doubt it's for a lack of Zeus asking. I think Zeus rang Athena up and went "need you for a game" and Athena went "oh, sorry Dad, I'm hanging out with friends this weekend. Next time though, haha..."
#and then there never was a next time#athena#zeus#they never got to play on the same side#L parenting move to try and kill athena during the first game night tbh#epic odyssey#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus epic#jorge rivera herrans#epic the troy saga#epic the cyclops saga#epic the thunder saga
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(look at what i have to offer) ā this is the spider's nest.
#wild life smp#grian#<- is that really... his tag...?#grian fanart#life series smp#wanted to also make him wear skizz's tie specifically bec i hc he cant tie it properly himself so its always lopsided#perhaps later on he then wraps it around his fist#anyway this was A LOT . simpler in my head. never again will i draw rails#eydidraws#my art#trafficblr#mcyt#self indulgent drawing for me . maybe ill post the original sillier sketches later :'D#also kinda failed but i wanted to give the illusion of 8 legs so shadow-arm-sleeve-coat (left) / shadow-arm-shadow-coat (right)#* extra edit for clarification: yes my wl! grian is wearing mumbo's jacket (all the rips) and skizz's tie (unharmed since he fell) :D#maybe when they resurrect next time ill draw them without it lmao
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guy who's stuck in a timeloop for so long he stops wanting to leave it. guy who started out trying to escape but slowly grew used to and became comforted by the familiarity of the repeating day. guy who is no longer who he was before the timeloop. guy who is offered a way out and violently refuses it because he can't leave, doesn't want to leave. guy who escapes the timeloop by chance or force or accident and doesn't know how to live anymore. guy who keeps going through motions that don't match the situation and keeps having conversations that aren't actually occurring. guy who panics every time he realizes he can't predict the next instant. guy who left the timeloop but still lives with it.
#the cryptid speaks#time loop#ik there's been talk of the trope '[x] never left the timeloop' but what about [x] who never Wanted to leave the timeloop#like astronauts who come back to earth and keep trying to let go of things midair#former timelooper who is still expecting to know your next sentence; to predict the next major event; to survive everything
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FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf gregory#glamrock freddy#pit bonnie#fnaf oswald#into the pit#security breach#thereās something so funny to me about this concept#like pit is a horror beyond human comprehension#literally made up of the agony and tragedy of Freddyās#and that creature just REALLY wants to be a good dad#ITS JUST SO GOOD#pit Bonnie sees Glamrock Freddy getting called dad#another animatronic like him#BUT OSWALD is never calling this dude ādadā BAHA#HE REFUSES to competely#better luck next time pit Bonnie šš¾
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witches !!

#guys ive read like 5 more books since the last post and theyre all discworld help#anyway im up to witches abroad in the witches series i gotta get me hands on lords and ladies i think next#but thats for later because i found a second hand copy of night watch >:)#im struggling a lot with finished pieces rn but small gods rlly made me want to do some illustrations that shit was crazy#um yea#i have more sketches but these fit well together so be aware there will be more#i just seem to never have enough time to do everything i want#my art#art#artists on tumblr#character design#discworld#discworld fanart#granny weatherwax#magrat garlick#nanny oog#witches abroad#wyrd sisters#witches#yippee
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As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.
#sorry to be a hashtag Downer but I've been thinking that for a few years like what victory is there when war criminals live full lives#and never face charges or jail time or any sort of mandated civil restitution#what victory is there when Kissinger died peacefully at home at age 100.#and what victory will there be when loads more 20th century war criminals die out naturally? what comfort can that bring?#bc to me all it says is the Next Kissinger will get the same mercy and same immunities#personal#pol#<- kinda
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11/20
#big day for doomed yaoi enjoyers#(me)#iām never ever doing this again i was screaming every minute coloring this i literally cannot do hard light#biggest case of ātrust the processā iāve ever experienced in my life#also i was gonna originally do a gun instead of knife to keep it canon but i quickly learned i canāt in fact draw guns#a knife is more symbolic anyway. stabbed in the back. yk#(trying to comfort myself that i canāt draw firearms even after eight years of art)#i remember playing this scene for the first time and actually breaking down at 2am bc that betrayal STUNG#i actually had no remorse for akechi after that šš i actually felt like a sadist for enjoying beating his ass in shidos palace#akechi as a character was specifically designed to make me go through all five stages of grief within a matter of minutes#absolute rollercoaster of emotions#ANYWAY IM FINALLY FREE TIME TO NOT DO ART FOR THE NEXT FOUR MONTHS šš¼šš¼šš¼šš¼šš¼šš¼#persona 5 royal#persona 5#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#akechi goro#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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pwyw thingy from previous opening šø
#my art#anthro#furry#jackalope#artists on tumblr#illustration#these colours were super fun to work with....gummi colours#need to post more of these cause my personal projects are taking 500000 years to finish#i'm working on another post for next opening and also dogsitting and also doing a bunch of stuff because it's school holidays#in other words i'm SO BUSY!! which is FIIINE and i'm having a good time or whatever but oc brainrot is killing me rn#and i can't do anything about it really#also there is nothing like dogsitting clingy dogs that makes me realise i am a cat person and will never have a dog#they are SO cute and i love them but my god......the high-maintenance.....not for me#anyway much love!!!! sorry i've been so absent.....i'm trying.....there is an allure to posting online but also not posting is good too#like no pressure at all. just drawing
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āAmerica has no cultureā is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.
Itās such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity thatās worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isnāt culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture ā hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz ā as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.
Also, āall the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.ā The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If youāre gonna be rude at least be consistent.
#not even to mention indigenous folks#personal#delete later#obligatory I donāt like the us Iām not a patriot#but saying this is like saying us doesnāt have itās own food#TELL ME youāve never had soul food without telling me youāve never had soul food#āweāre not talking about poc Americans though white Americans have no cultureā does my Miku design look white to you.#I think that account got dusted overnight but if theyāre still here Iām not surprised if they make a#qualifying backtracking āwhat I meant wasā statement#hey maybe next time if you have a point to make donāt come out the gate swinging like an asshole and yell big generalizing claims
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wanted to explore sora a bit, and conclude that she is a silly mommy <3
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#one piece#sora vinsmoke#zeff#sanji#ichiji vinsmoke#niji vinsmoke#vinsmoke yonji#reiju vinsmoke#guess sunday evenings est are my posting time for these huh?#i actually write the boys as 4-5 with reiju about 8 and the enthusiasm trick mostly works on toddlers technically#but we all know they's a buncha mama's boys and so this trick worked longer on them#vinsmoke get along au#if y'all expect reiju and sanji to be perfect angel babies#weeeeeell....#we get some bratty sanji and more bratty reiju next strip stay tuned#she has a reason for her brattiness she's just keeping her brothers in line THANK YOU#not me projecting never
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This is what it's like having a wife cooler than you
#dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 fanart#never stop blowing up#d20 nsbu#my art#It's done and Lucy's hair continues to be the bane of my existence#I'll have to up my game with the composition next time
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Bruce figuring out Captain Marvel is a kid because of him saying some brainrot nonsense heās heard his kids say is always fantastic, but I think itād be even funnier if, as a result of the absolute fucking gremlins he calls family, he automatically contributes like a sleeper agent. Like
Captain Marvel: I only have 69Ā¢
Batman, not looking up from his paperwork in the corner, in the most friendly and excited tone the League has ever heard from him: You know what that means! :D
And all of them turn to stare at him just in time to see him give his patented Disappointed Sighā¢ļø, directed at himself for once, and look into the distance as if questioning every single decision that led to this moment. The League is in shock. The younger heroes didnāt think Batman knew what Vine was. Nightwing is laughing so hard heās sobbing on the floor, because Dick knows damn well it was HIM who caused that
#billy batson#batman#dc universe#dc comics#captain marvel#nightwing#dick grayson#justice league#bruce wayne#bruce is so done#he knows heās never going to recover#itās one of the few times he regrets having kids#heās also strangely tempted to show up to the next meeting with chicken nuggets and just#hand them to captain marvel#he canāt even tell if itās his kidsā influence#or if itās his Weird Billionaireā¢ļø coming out#heās also suddenly wondering if he should be only putting him on missions heād let Robin go on
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Happy one year anniversary to this FNAF post,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#abby schmidt#golden freddy#coryxkenshin#william afton#springtrap#THIS was a quick lil thing I wanted to make!#they all finally made it to their destination#took them a full year but they got there!#The og post means a lot to me actually#itās when I started to draw fnaf art and kinda never stopped?#Iāve loved fnaf for a very long time since its come out#so being accepted into its community meant a lot#hereās to another year of fnaf art!!#Also did Abby ever pay Cory or did he just do a freebie#maybe the next movie will answer these pressing questions pff
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When your enrichmentās too scaryā¦..
#those losers never got in even though they love to swim in their exhibit pond#might try to make a makeshift staircase for it next time#african painted dog#african wild dog#work tag#video
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*catboys ur shounen protag*
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#boss shes drawing shirtless catboys.............#listen i just bought the mewji plush ive been in a Mood ok#u all can forgive me im sure#i rly liked the original mewji sketch that i did last night but fr some reason when i went to clean it i could not get th expression??#it just looked so off and kind of uncanny and not like yuuji at all#so i scapped it :) hes less scrunchy faced now#also. gomenyasai i am still guilty of doubling up on human/cat ears....#espECIALLY with a haircut like yuujis it is beyond me how to omit them#if anyone can make it work u r a better artist than i#anyway im so happy the trend of like. putting ur ref pic next to the finished piece exists#adds a lil layer of visual interest i think !!!#plus i for one think its neat seeing what other ppl use fr ref#i realized while drawing this tht its been a minute since my last boy without a shirt on#every time i get to draw torso muscles i am like i shld do this more often !!! and then i never do#bc the only thing i like more than rendering muscles is a cute fit GHJFJHFGSHg#anyway itadori mewji ladies and gays enjoy <3#i have ! places 2 b !#'why were u late' . uh .
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Hi I'm still alive btw have some disciple ver. bingyuan
found little binghe in the woodshed with a ruined hand :(
#I am Gludgenbell and you'll never see me draw the same design twice apparently#literally the next drawing to finish is a different version of shen yuan#also I am a believer that sy would totally heal people left and right if he found out how to do it#he's a protector hes a mother hes a defender#yes I did read sy qian cao fics again and I think theyre RIGHT HE WOULD HEAL YOU#if you happen to be a problematic man in pidw anyway#okay real tag time lol#art#my art#<- i always forget this tag smh#digital art#svsss#scum villian self saving system#bingyuan#luo binghe#shen yuan
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