#Ted Paris

[smaeemo]

A saga I call: “Conversations with my parents”

Star Trek Edition

My mom: If you were in Star Trek Voyager you would be Seven Of Nine

Me: No I don’t think so

My mom: Ok Bilana then

My dad: No that wouldn’t work because she would have to marry Tom Paris, and the only way that would happen is if Tom Paris was Tanya Paris

Me: Thanks dad

[kitsunetsuki]

Helmut Newton - Yves Saint Laurent + Ted Lapidus + Jean-Louis Scherrer, Vogue Paris, 1979, from Swimwear in Vogue Since 1910 by Christina Probert (1981)

[ughhhdavid]

Thinking about colin's misogynistic comment and how homophobia and misogyny fuel each other and feed off each other and how they're so intrinsically connected and how a gay man crossed a line and made what he thought was a throwaway joke as a way to deflect from his queerness but still participated in the harmful culture that most greatly affected a queer woman who has been a victim of said culture since she was 15 and how it directly lead to him being discovered by his best friend who has made homophobic jokes in the past and ughghghhhhh

[walnutmistjamie]

@giftober 2024 Day 13: (Paris) Olympics

[ramorazinn]

My wife sent me this

and i had to think of something to say that was not “OMG Moe Bumbercatch”

(All these Olympics B-plots are giving me Ted Lasso headcanons/plotbunnies like… the Muffin Man is clearly Jamie but is the choccy muffin something Roy has made for him, or something Simon/a venue/a restaurant makes that Jamie is using to egg Roy on to make ever more elaborate attempts to try and best it?)

I am unwell send help

[andi-o-geyser]

hey, sorry um. bad news i called the Kansas Regulatory Board on your boyfriend. yeah, the one who started dating you and is now taking you on a trip to Paris after spending over a year with you for individual treatment and then couples counselling with your ex-husband. i'm then going to personally throw a football at his head for being such a piece of shit therapist. sorry.

[cloverstar-li]

I'm about to have no internet, But I told you. I will draw every day as long as I don't die😁👌

OC X CANON

(If you don't like, please leave🥹)

Not my art but my girrrrl😘

She so cute, look at her face 😭💘

If you've seen her in Yuu's pictures, yes, she's his cousin, and she's my oc south park 🥰

I don't know why every time I make an OC I have to have twins😭

Kindergarten oc. South park oc.

Tian,Tiny. Party,PP

and finally Yuu&Penny kid🥺

Don't kill me, I just want to dream😭

Pari&Yaya

Strong father's lineage😂

[namsoek]

ㅤㅤ zlatan🤝 zava scoring a scorpion kick goal

[sprqpointintern]

me after seeing keeley stand up for herself and refuse to be slutshamed or blamed for something that wasn't her fault

[evilhorse]

Justice League International Annual #3

[tomlinfonda]

3x03 || 3x08

[kitsunetsuki]

Alex Chatelain - Outfit by Ted Lapidus (Vogue Paris 1971)

[architectural-sims]

Henford Hall -December, 18:39PM

[splooosh]

“Try”

Paris Cullins

[meemalee]

I love this show but yeah

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Roy/Jamie fic idea: The 180 of Jamie and Roy in Amsterdam. The team are away to Spain or Paris and get some leisure time, so Roy whisks Jamie off and becomes the tour guide while Jamie has to work to keep up. Roy ends up teaching Jamie how to do something he doesn't know, and in the process they get super close with crackling tension that boils over. They come back to the team with their dynamic changes and a newfound happiness between them.

Omgggg yes cute okay.

They’re in Paris, Roy is smiling, they were there for a game but that ended about an hour ago, meaning just like in Amsterdam they’ve got the night free.

Roy tells them all to be safe, be respectful, and to not add or remove anyone from the population.

Pretty basic rules.

Jamie bounces next to Roy. “Where we goin coach.” Roy shakes his head, “you’re sure you want a come with me?” Jamie nods. “Dunno know really anything about here so yeah wanna be with you.”

Roy nods, “touristy or history?”

Jamie breaks into a giant grin. “Both obviously.”

Roy takes his wrist and starts off towards the art museums, Jamie will love the statues.

~~~~~

They’ve burned almost 4 hours just wondering around, Roy knows Paris pretty well all things considered. They pass by a shop that says bread baking lessons, Jamie drags for a second “never knew how to bake bread.”

Roy stops spins and drags Jamie into the shop.

Two hours pass and by the end Roy has befriended the grandmother who owns the shop and Jamie has successfully made a loaf of bread. She makes them dinner, and gives marriage advice, apparently they got that misunderstood when translating.

They stumble out of the shop at around 11pm. “Wanna see the Eiffel Tower?” Jamie let’s out a whoop, “absolutely yes.”

Roy takes him to it. They stand there watching it twinkle. “City of love huh?”

Roy blinks, he couldn’t have heard Jamie right, he looks over at Jamie who is already watching him. “Just saying Roy. Would be a shame if I wasn’t kissed in Paris.”

Roy blinks again. He leans down and kisses Jamie.

It’s probably an inappropriate kiss for the middle of Paris. But Roy has never done things to please other people so he keeps kissing Jamie.

~~~~~

When they stumble back onto the bus at 9:45am they sit next to each other, they link pinky fingers when they think everyone else isn’t watching. Colin catches it though and sends a rainbow and confetti emoji to Jamie.

Jamie snorts and shows Roy who cracks a smile.

They are already planning their next trip back.