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🎄🎄~The Christmas feast~🎄🎄
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The Brett Goldstein Sings the Muppets Christmas Carol in 6 minutes video was just brought to my attention and if you haven’t viewed it I would highly recommend youtubing it.
OH MY GOD!!!! I cannot believe THIS is the same man that plays Roy fucking Kent!!!!! 😂💀 This just makes me love Brett even MORE 🥰 The costume changes! 👏🙌
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ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!
...what do you mean tommorrow?"
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In grad class RN and the prof is talking about Web 2.0:
"Most of you are probably too young to remember Tumblr."
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This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck
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#elections#us elections#election 2024#election day#punch a nazi#in the ballotbox#not voting is effectively a vote for the worse option
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like to charge, reblogs to cast
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Rolling around in my head one of those time-travel-into-your-younger-body fics that seem to have fallen out of vogue and I looked up the 2014 England national squad and who is there with Roy Kent but Ben Foster and ofc I also watch The Real Life Football Show so I'm like "OMG Foz!" and so I'm thinking Roy and Jamie (u17s?) chatting at St. James's Park:
"Fucking Foz from Wrexham, can you believe it?" Roy asks. Jamie about falls over laughing. "He ent from Wrexham, nobody's heard of Wrexham until like… after Ted, right? You're a mean old man, Roy Kent." "Maybe I should go there instead," he says. "End my career with a different type of Yankee fucking Doodle."
#ted lasso#rz.op#plotbunny#welcome to wrexham#roy/jamie#jamie tartt#roy kent#roy would never do that ofc#love foz#ben foster#but he's no roy kent
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What the hell is in y'all's paracetamol in England, because the googs says it's the same as USAnian acetaminophen (Tylenol), but every time Roy takes it in a fic y'all make it sound like moose tranquilizer...
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Is there someone somewhere who has done a supercut of the Roy/Jamie(/Keeley) scenes because my Apple TV subscription is running out and I’m gonna miss my blorbos
#rz.op#request#Ted lasso#jamie x roy#roy kent#roy x jamie#royjamie#jamie tartt#ugh capitalism#roy/keeley/jamie
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Please also remember that it doesn’t “disappear.” Specific stocks may end up worthless if a company goes bankrupt and doesn’t negotiate a stock deal with whoever buys the pieces, but the stock market as a whole does not go anywhere. Short of, say, the dictatorship some want, the market recovers. If you take out stock and turn it into cash money, you HAVE lost that investment. The $200 you invested is now a $100 bill (or whatever - and your tax return is going to be super fun) and the difference never comes back. If you leave it in, you still have the same number of shares, they’re just worth a different amount later.
It’s not a 1:1 example because my (minor) son’s money (from his dad’s death) is in a specific type of mutual fund, but that egg started in November 2018. After the COVID crash, it has STILL made over 5% per year on average to date, even though one of those years was -13%.
My IRA rollover from my old 401k (2013) is chugging along happily at around 9% lifetime average (it was about 11% pre-COVID).
The investment doesn’t “disappear.”
So the stock market is crashing or at least dropping. Is there a point when I should move my 401k savings? I know youre supposed to leave them alone. But im 25 and the thought of the 24k i have in there all dissappearing and needing to start over is stressful.
DO NOTHING.
Go outside and pet a tree or something instead.
Yesterday the stock market took a temporary drop. How much of a drop? I literally don't even know because I haven't logged into my brokerage firm's dashboard to look. It doesn't matter. And I have about twelve times as much money invested as you.
Here's why we don't believe there's a point at which you should move your 401(k) out of the stock market:
Wait... Did I Just Lose All My Money Investing in the Stock Market?
And here's a more detailed lesson on how to reallocate your retirement fund as you grow older so it's less invested in stocks and more in bonds, which is as close as we get to recommending you move things out of the stock market:
Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds
One last thing: There's a faction of conservative finance bros who are attempting to manufacture economic anxiety in order to influence the U.S. presidential election. Ignore similar freak-outs for the next few months. Keep to your personal financial plan and you'll be just fine.
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#stock market#investing#us politics#politics#retirement#i don’t even know how this got on my dash#but it makes me so angry when kids get pushed into a retirement plan without being given some idea of how it works#don’t make me get on my soapbox about how to build credit#spoiler alert it is not by deciding credit cards are evil and just paying all your bills on time
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My wife sent me this
and i had to think of something to say that was not “OMG Moe Bumbercatch”
(All these Olympics B-plots are giving me Ted Lasso headcanons/plotbunnies like… the Muffin Man is clearly Jamie but is the choccy muffin something Roy has made for him, or something Simon/a venue/a restaurant makes that Jamie is using to egg Roy on to make ever more elaborate attempts to try and best it?)
I am unwell send help
#fandom#plotbunny#rz.op#headcanon#olympics 2024#paris 2024#ted lasso#moe bumbercatch#Jamie Tartt#roy kent#jamie tartt/roy kent#roy x jamie#i am unhinged#i know they would not be at the Olympics ok#call it an AU or file off the serial numbers and make it fifa#choccy muffin#apologies to actual olympians you’re doing great sweetie
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Just saw a comment I wrote on AO3. 10 years and 8 months ago today. And I was commenting about how I’d read the fic in the wild 5 years before that. I’m fuckin old, JFC.
#rz.op#not like it’s the oldest fandom thing obvs#i was cruisin’ Usenet in the 90s my lads#but sometimes you see these things and you’re like holy shit#it’s been that long?#really?#fuck i really am#fandom old#fandom#ao3#fanfiction
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I understood what she was saying eventually but TBH that “people who can’t handle ambiguity” bit made me go “WTF did autistic people do to get an entire genre designed to upset us?”
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