#my mind is going i stg

[thwackk]

almost panicked cause i thought today was sunday for some reason. it’s tuesday

[mobius-m-mobius]

#how things started vs. how they're going ✨

Loki S01E01 (2021) // Loki at PaleyFest LA (2024)

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Replenishing the Nonfiction Stack; or, We're Calling the Book Buying Ban a Wash, Officially.

I am not, apparently, immune to coupons for niche nonfiction that's directly up my alley (octopus minds and RUSSIAN OWLS, hello??? Thanks, bookshop!).

I thought perhaps the BURGLAR'S GUIDE would also be covered under said coupon, since it was publisher-specific (alas: it was Not, but we might as well bundle for shipping purposes). And then while I was shopping IRL for gifties I found a copy of ROOM, which has been on my list for...ever? So! Hopefully these will hold me over on the nonfiction front for a minute!

[dragon-spaghetti]

So if Husk is a trans man, and his kid Violet is from when he was alive ... was he the one who gave birth to her? And does that mean that he wasn't out as a trans man at the time? And that his partner was a man?

He was in fact the one to give birth to her yes, but no one knew he was trans; he kept it hidden and bounced from place to place before anyone could start to question him 💀 he was on his own when Violet was born (terrible idea but he didn't want to risk being outed by going to a hospital)

Omg the partner thing is interesting; they split before husk realised there was a baby in the picture, and the partner never knew. Until me and albo accidentally made a whole arc of said partner wanting to get redeemed at the hotel cause they're also in hell, and now it's a whole thing because a big part of why they split was due to transphobia from the partner but since landing in hell they've realised a lot of that was actually internalised because they are also trans and it is a wholeass arc of this au now LOL

[ethan-acfan]

Okay, so I saw a post talking about how the reason Sam hated Benny so much was because of the voice mail "Dean" left Sam and how he never found out it was fake and in that voice mail "Dean" called Sam a vampire, so that's why he hated Benny bc Dean was able to accept him. But that got me thinking, what if Dean confronted Sam about his hatred of Benny and found out about the voicemail.

Dean: "Sam, why do you hate Benny so much. I know it's not because he is a vampire because you've defended monsters before. So what's up?"

Sam: *deep sigh* "I just... can't get over how you were so quick to call me a monster, but Benny walks in and everything is okay."

Dean: "Wait, when have I ever called you a monster?"

Sam: *confused look* "When I was with Ruby. You called me, and I quote, "a blood sucking monster," and said that you were going to kill me."

Dean: *confused and concerned look* "Who told you that? I would never, ever say something like that!"

Sam: "Oh really?" *pulls out his phone and plays the voicemail with the most pointed glare*

Sam sets the phone down: "When I needed you most, you called me a monster. But Benny walks in, and suddenly everything is sunshine and rainbows?!"

Dean: "No, that voicemail is wrong!"

Sam: *stands up* "You just heard it for yourself! And you're trying to deny it?!"

Dean: "No! I sent that voicemail to tell you that killing Lilith was the last seal! I never... said.... *look of realization and rage crosses over his face*

Dean: "fucking Zachariah!"

Sam: *confused moose*

Dean: "I sent that voicemail while I was being held by Zachariah, I didn't account for the fact he could control all communications that I sent."

Sam: "Wait... so that wasn't you?"

Dean: *shakes his head* "No, I would never say that to you."

Sam: *on the verge of tears* "You don't think I'm a monster?"

Dean: "No, you aren't a monster. You never were, never will be. I'm sorry you had to hear that voicemail."

Sam: *basically sobbing at this point* "Thank you" (for reference, it was said in the softest, most sad moose voice ever)

Then they hug, Sam apologizes to Benny, and everyone lives happily ever after, and they don't die😊

[platypusisnotonfire]

Wow

I was so UNBELIEVABLY depressed during my 2020 trip to Guatemala that I literally just didn’t encode most of those memories. I’m watching the video I took for that trip and it’s like 20% oh that reminds me, I forgot that happened and 80% I have absolutely no recollection of this, did I actually take this video, oh there’s my face I guess I was there …..

[wexhappyxfew]

me, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat - if judy becomes the turret ball gunner for rosie’s riveters does that mean she goes down with him???!!!???!!!??

UM SO THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE UMMMMMMM?!???!?

how did it not enter my brain that this was even a POSSIBILITY of what was to come i-

KATE, FRIEND, I’M-

i’m fine. i am. im fine (i just died on the inside reading this but something awakened in my brain at ALL the potential angst because HOLY SHIT I GOTTA START WORKING WITH THIS HEHEHEEEE) um so i’m totally fine about this (dying). totally valid reason to be up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat over because haha SAME.

THE POSSIBILITIES. what if i said seeing this in the morning gave me the ANGSTIEST IDEA HEHE 😭😭😭😭 though the thought HURTS and PAINS me, i am absolutely bowing down and thanking u for this SWEET TREAT. because. ahem. yes. yes yes yes. THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

(and you are absolutely correct. she does go down with him too)

[tarrenterror25]

Roman Sionis dealing with a brat though…😵‍💫 *internal scream* !!!

OH MY GOD AMALIA ✨YES✨ bless your mind!! 💕

First off, Roman's got a short fuse so if you're a brat to him he will have a hard time keeping his cool. Keep in mind he's sadistic so if you push his buttons too much expect a black gloved hand to grab your face and pull you close.

"Keep going, see what happens."

His punishments are going to be brutal 💀

Lots of spanking and teasing without fucking you and not letting you finish either! 😩 Using toys on you to overstimulate you because that's what you wanted right? That's what all that bratty behavior was for, to get his attention, right? Well, now you got it.

"Not so funny now, is it you brat."

If he's in a nicer mood, he'll just condescend you. Look at you, being all bratty and tough, how cute.

"Aw, look at you trying to get under my skin today. Not today, sweetheart."

He knows you hate when your tactics aren't working on him.

Roman as a brat tamer is going to exhaust him so there are going to be times when he really isn't having any of your bullshit. You'll be able to tell the difference because he'll be actively stress; pacing, fidgeting, fast paced breathing, probably sweating. Softer and more affectionate teasing with some give will be better than full blown gremlin behavior.

[nightmare8-420]

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morning chat im currently fighting the urge to describe in detail of how i want to stab myself and pull out my organs one by one.

srsly im trying so hard to not sound edgy as shit on instagram bc i actually am mildly self conscious there but. damn.

[lunapwrites]

Brief rant about baby clothes but like... I'm looking at onesies for The Bean, bearing in mind that they're mystery gender until birth, and I'm realizing that at least half (if not more) of the stuff I'm marking off for the registry is listed specifically "for boys."

Why? Because it isn't pink and isn't fucking coated in frills and bows.

This isn't for lack of trying, to be clear: I do at least LOOK through the stuff marked for girls, and like. It's literally all pink and covered in hearts and butterflies and flowers with frills on the shoulders and leg holes or puff sleeves or flat out built in tutus or with spaghetti straps and little silk bows. Why am I putting an infant in spaghetti straps? Why does this child need a skirt attached to their onesie that I'm going to just cover up with either pants or (shocker) a skirt that I picked out. Like IDK can I accessorize my child myself??? Am I allowed to do a little mix and match???? Ffs...

I'm just really annoyed about the fact that I can't find any cute woodsy looking stuff that isn't specifically marked for boys and also isn't pink bunnies and unicorns (not that I have anything against either but it's not my vibe, and if my kid wants to drown themselves in pink glitter and tulle when they're old enough to have an opinion then fuck yeah. But for now? No.)

Anyway, loving the whole "violently shoving the gender binary down everyone's throat from birth" thing. Real cool, capitalism.

[netbug009]

Tumblr Ask: so what do you think of fan theories? like the jax npc one Gooseworx: *Specifically answers in a way that is about incorrect theories in general without even really addressing the specific theory the ask brought up - vague and non-answering specifics af on purpose like every answer in the QnA has been* Content farms and a lot of y'all: NPC THEORY 100% DEBUNKED BY GOOSEWORX!!!!!

[beeribas]

Just saw the popular vote results... yeah, no more playing nice. I need Kamala Harris to beat the shit out of Donald Trump like Wendy did to Cartman in that one South Park episode.

[witchcraftingboop]

Two of the tenants, at 2:00am on Saturday, decided that they were going to storm up the stairs to my neighbor's door to try to force their way inside and fight the parents of the newborn baby that's been crying on/off instead of sleeping through the night... And so, I have been plagued with an almost comical running internal dialogue of "over a baby?!" with the same intermittent, alternating intensity of Captain Holt's "Bone?!" from the Brooklyn 99, and I just need my work bestie to come back so he can support my dismay at this fucking development because... Over a baby?? Surely you two (alleged) adult women have met a human baby before??? Wdym "just put her to sleep or I'll do it for you???" Do you think this poor, tired couple is just sitting in front of the cradle poking their newborn awake at 2:00am for giggles?!?!

[waywardsalt]

Hello! I hope you’re having a good day!

What do you think about the new Zelda game that was announced? (echoes of wisdom)

P.S. idk if this question has already been asked or if you posted about it already so I apologize in advanced.

Hi! I hope your day's going well, too!

I don't think I really have any strong feelings about Echoes of Wisdom right now, honestly. I didn't really feel much when I saw it announced, mostly just feeling glad for the people who are excited; I'm glad that people are finally getting a proper playable Zelda, and I've decided to withdraw/keep quiet about my my cynical opinions about it since it's not out yet, and people do really seem excited about it. I think totk just really wore me out, so I'm not totally optimistic about what we'll get. But I'm hoping that it's good, and that the people really excited for it have a good time with it when it comes out!

I'm not the biggest fan of that art style, honestly, and I'm not the biggest fan of make-your-own-solution type puzzles, and the controls look like they're going to be really clunky to me, just looking at what the trailer shows.

Either way, I'm likely going to end up playing it anyways, since I did tell my mom about it, and she's pretty excited! At the end of the day, I at least hope she enjoys it, so despite my own feelings I am just hoping that it's good and that people like it.

[kaythefloppa]

Big-brain moment:

Biggering from the 2012 Lorax's soundtrack would totally fucking fit Paisley Paver from Wild Kratts.

[sohmasecret]

My coworkers went too far with something and now I'm getting texted and punished for it when I wasn't even there ( ＞Д＜；)