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rubixcuby · 10 months ago

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I don’t remember who came up with this idea so if you’re seeing this: I’m sorry I drew this a way back and completely forgot about it in my sketchbook 😭

Behold: Luke taking the younglings to Space McDonalds™ and letting them wreak havoc on the playground while he takes a much needed lunch break

#my man needs a minute #put them in the enrichment enclosure #luke skywalker #jedi luke #post rotj #star wars #sketch #padawans #younglings

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eastgaysian · 1 year ago

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#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling

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sunderwight · 1 month ago

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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:

-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there

-Hasn't died from anything yet

-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe

-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either

Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen yuan #luo binghe #pidw luo binghe #bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life #shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago #man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation #is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from #luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love #shen yuan: no the fuck you have not

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michelle-jacksons-art-blog · 28 days ago

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Maybe should've tried harder for that scholarship

#I'm. like. sorry #spent ten minutes thinking if i should post this #they were uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh working on their boat idk #what au is this ? idk man just take it #why are they so beefy ? who cares #fiddleford thats who #poor guy (hes living my dream)#anyway #needed to get this out of my system yadda yadda #gravity falls #SO SORRY THIS IS MY FIRST CONTRIBUTION TO THE FANDOM #and yet #standford pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #obssessed w the ppl who tag him by his full government name #fiddlestan #fiddauthor #OBVIOUSLY I DONT SHIP STAN AND FORD

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starry-bi-sky · 9 months ago

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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seokjinite · 9 months ago

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SEOKJIN + looks i'm not normal about (cr. 0613data, apple tape)

#usersky #annietrack #usermaggie #userpat #userkelli #btsgif #seokjin #my gifset #my content #w:bts #please lmk if i shouldnt use your tag - i havent giffed bts in a minute and im not sure what tags to use anymore 🥹#this was fun to color. took me 7 hours LMAOO but im satisfied for once. more or less #also first time trying the heavy sharpening/contrast i see a lot of creators use nowadays in both gifs and video edits #and i really like it i think. im going to alternate between this and my usual soft contrast in the future #anyways this man stays one of the most gorgeous creatures that ever graced planet earth im so serious #he doesnt even need bedroom eyes. look at that smile. the twinkling eyes. im awfully down bad for him and its embarassing #pf

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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keferon · 2 months ago

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Oh hey Orion time? Orion time

Anyways. So Ratchet. Do you think he knew Orion back then too? Were he and Shockwave and Orion all friends and then Shockwave doing all of that caused Ratchet to leave? Or at least is a reason he left? Ratchet probably had to be the one to deliver the news about Orion too, so

Oh fuck. Oh no. Oh they definitely were friends YES. Ratchet would stick around for quite some time after Orion's death but yeah. It would fuck him up and traumatize. Severely. And then looking at what Shockwave has become is just. Too much for him.

#tf mecha universe #mecha th #shockwave #orion #ratchet #I opened my inbox five minutes ago and answered the first Shockwave ask WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AN HOUR #augghh man #I need to get some sleep #mecha so th

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iwasbored777 · 2 years ago

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How tf does Pavitr wake up like this?! I never felt lazier in my entire life

#pavitr prabhakar #spider man across the spider verse #i always need those extra few minutes to rest my eyes

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sibylsleaves · 15 days ago

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buck literally wants to love and be loved so so badly. it's SICK. and here is his best friend loving him so effortlessly and unconditionally. and letting buck love him back even though he keeps his walls up to almost everybody else. HELLO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!???????

#sibyl speaks #he literally was searching all over for a place to belong. and then he found it. or he found a place where he could make it for himself #and then he got comfortable there. for the first time ever in his LIFE he was comfortable. and he could be himself and still be loved #and then this guy comes along and “threatens” this place that buck thought he found wehre he could finally be comfortable #only. once he spent more than 5 minutes in this guy's presence he realized that in fact he wasnt threatening anything #that this guy was actually the final missing piece he needed to really make a home #and then he met that guy's son and he saw their love for each other and how that guy would do ANYTHING for his kid #the way buck never got from his own parents. and then that guy was like hey #i see you. and the love that i have for my kid? that you're so in awe of? i see that love in you too #fuck man..........just fuck........

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its-coda · 1 month ago

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