#my legs fell asleep

[hoaxghost]

the stinky allegations never cease not even in the holiday season

[carcasscounty]

Having a clingy cat is all cute and sweet and stuff until you literally can not go anywhere because he's always sitting right on top of you

[lasnorth]

sparkling water tastes like when you legs fall asleep

[gontroublevt]

That moment when you can't move because cat laws and there's a very heavy cat with a cone on your lap. Except she's not my cat, its 2am, I'm sitting on the floor in the dark and I only have my phone flashlight, another cat is hissing at the door and another is trying to hop on my shoulders, I'm also the only person awake, and this isn't my place actually.

[p4nishers]

death from discworld was right cats really are the point for existence

[eebie]

Grinds my teeth to dust…. i wish touch didnt have so many Implications. im just trying to survive out here

[weird-king-eli]

TFW you squeak in your first concert of the year :’/

[lavenoon]

I got a new tattoo!!

@naffeclipse so he can't come to the appointment, but he can look at the result <3

*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

(tat pic under cut, warning for my bare, complaining about being shaved leg lmao)

I'll now go back to not including my tattoos in my doodles unless they suit me, because man that's a lot of lines lmao

[subtlybrilliant]

My Grief is an Ocean

I heard from my uncle today

He says his grief is like a hurdle race

He says he is over the first hurdle,

Or will be soon

How lucky,

For his to have a finish line.

My grief is an ocean

Boundless and deep and foreboding

Wave crashing after wave

The salt and tears pulling me under

Again

I remember the year

You took us to the Shore

We waded out

Jumping waves and remembering the past

The tide rolled in, and caught you unaware

It pulled you under, but

We buoyed you up

And we swam to shore. Safe, laughing at the adventure.

I wish we could laugh now.

The waves crash and they churn

Again and again and again

And it is all I can do to stay afloat

Weathering waves and remembering the past

One day, I will be able to float

The waves will calm

And I will breathe

But not today.

They say the depth of grief

Mirrors the peak of love

How lucky,

For mine to be an ocean.

[tang3r1n]

i wanna have one of those bff moments with nami where we’re jumping on the bed and screaming along to music and there’s dirty clothes and chip bags and messy makeup running down our sweaty faces but it’s okay cause we’re just girls and we’re just being happy together.

[yeahiguess3232]

If it fits it sits

(Might delete or overwork this, just had to get it out of my system for now)

[mint-termsandconditions]

Free Rope MF

Rope MF is in the Kirby games, not clickbait?!?

Portrait and not dialogue:

Rope MF info-dumping about ropes (you can’t escape):

ONE LAST THING!

Thanks you guys for existing and deciding to follow for some reason!

Don’t worry I’ll make a more official thank you post later

Spoilers: Y’all gonna be hit with the neutral energy beam

Here’s the to sites I stole the rope information from:

Other site

[la-principessa-nuova]

There is this thing where like I don’t know how much is me just not being used to being an adult vs low self esteem vs internalized ableism, but I’m always surprised when celebrities that are obviously about my age or younger are about my age or younger.

Because it’s like, oh, I could never be as grown up as that cool person, but like I’m older. Like, I saw an interview with Billie Eilish a month or two ago, and when she said her age, I was like, “oh…”

Because I’m automatically just thinking like I, the little kid, am watching an interview with this grown-up celebrity, but then like, she’s like 22 or something?

And just now I saw a video of Chappell Roan, and in her case it helps that she’s more like a drag persona on stage, and that obscures her a bit, but the video was a tiktok where she was just in normal clothes, and I’m just like, “Oh, this cool lesbian who I imagine being off living a real, adult lesbian life with so much more experience than me is more than a year younger than me.”

Like I see her as this cool grown-up that maybe one day I can be half as experienced as, but like, she’s younger than me. Like if when I consider dating someone that age, my first thought is usually whether I would have trouble relating due to her being younger (I know that’s a really small age gap but I tend to relate better with people a few years older than me, I think, due when I was watching children’s media, what I had access to growing up, and where I’m at career wise).

And so I wonder if this is an internalized ableism thing where I’m infantilizing myself? Or just that my idea of how old I am and celebrities are hasn’t updated in a while? Or is it just because I haven’t gone out and experienced much?

idk… but it’s something I’d like to change

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Not me feverishly drawing Drakgo while squatting in a stuffed train all because one of my favourite songs got the full release on Spotify after YEARS.

[xderrickmountx]

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[smolfrosted]

My brain: have a nap day

Me: no I have stuff to do later

Also me: proceeds to set multiple alarms knowing I’ll fall asleep anyways, does fall asleep anyways