#He’s so stupid

[lovelyghst]

simon riley would be running around the house playing airplane with his daughter perched on his shoulders and then get distracted, probably by your pretty voice coming from another room asking for his help. he comes to your aid, as always, but ends up so fixated on finding you that he forgets to duck through the doorway and your kiddo wounds up with a wall to the face, doorframe bonking her in the brow hard, the little thud echoing through the room.

you gasp, dropping everything you’ve got in your hands to join simon in cradling her with endless sympathy and ‘sorry’s, smoothing over the little red mark appearing quickly on her skin.

and, oh, he feels guilty. like, painfully so. this is worse than any war crimes he’s committed, by far.

he’ll break the geneva conventions a thousand times over before even daring to put a single scratch on his precious family.

but your little girl doesn’t cry, at all. not even for a second.

all giggles and smiles as she rubs her forehead and exclaims faux disappointment in her daddy, and simon takes so much pride in that. claiming he only raises tough girls, you included as he’s ruffling your hair. you kiss both their cheeks and hum in agreement, opting not to suggest that maybe she’s like this because the exact same thing has happened more times than you can count, to a t.

[stealingsocieties]

I like this guy

[st-hedge]

POV u are in the final boss battle against calamity link

[captora]

Some days I love being an artist

[happypeachsludgeflower]

There’s just something very satisfying about Percy beating up the god of war.. and Poseidon calling said god a moron.

[fernsproutxx]

imagine he gets out of the safe room and immediately goes on a drive-thru because he qualifies his suit as a “vehicle”

[megnificent-reads]

I think it’s really easy to dislike Sel as a Edgy Emo Boy trope if you take him too seriously instead of just looking at him like the goofy ass kid he is. Allow me to do you this service.

Reasons Selwyn Kane is objectively silly:

- Wears all black all the time. He is a Merlin but he does not have to do this. This is a conscious choice. If his hair wasn’t naturally black he would dye it, I know this to be true.

- Rips trees out of the ground when he’s angry. I understand this can look stupid if you take it seriously, but it’s actually just hilarious.

- Plays the violin. This is obviously a normal thing to do, but in combination with The Way He Is it’s like. Yeah okay naturally that’s his instrument

- Classics major. Exact same thing as above.

- Does not use people’s nicknames even if that’s what everyone else calls them. He’s simply Too Formal (19 years old)

- Does the last 3 things I mentioned, but still goes out of his way to make fun of Bree for not smoking weed, because he is simply So Cool.

PLEASE feel free to add more to this

[tgcfsketches]

Three Tumor activities at the palace of Ming Guang

[xxlady-lunaxx]

what about giyuu getting sick but not doing anything about it because they have their biannual meeting and there’s no way he’s missing it. so he arrives as usual, staying as quiet as ever. then, as the meeting goes on, he begins to feel the prologue of his fever worsening, his eyelids droopy as he struggles to focus. he makes it through to the end, though he only barely realizes it’s ended. the hashira are talking now, but giyuu takes immediately to the exit, ready to go home and find something to lower his temperature. as always, however, this doesn’t sit well with his companians. in a flash, sanemi’s in front of him, sabotaging his attempt to escape. giyuu flinches back, trying to sidle away. sanemi snatches him up by his uniform top, eyes narrowed. he goes to snap something, but giyuu’s head lolls down against his hand, apparently too tired to keep itself upright anymore. before sanemi can process that, he realizes giyuu is much, much too warm. he loosens his hold to bring his other hand up and press it to his forehead. at once, sticky heat burns against his skin and he retracts his hand, a scowl forming. the other hashira are behind him, unsure what’s happening. giyuu is still mildly conscious and he managed to lift his head to look at sanemi, stammering hoarsely, “i’ll go, shinazugawa. sorry.” but sanemi’s hauling his ass over to shinobu’s before the words fully make it past his lips. “shut the fuck up and go to sleep,” he snaps, shoving him into shinobu’s care as she notices right away what’s wrong. sighing, she enlists tengen’s help to carry him to the butterfly mansion, preparing a lecture of disappointment for giyuu’s lack of communication.

[meguemii]

Bro’s the Type to :: Satoru Gojo

synopsis :: silly head canons, you guys already know ^_^ except it’s dovey gojo not the canon hoe 😓

satoru gojo’s playlist. navigation station🚉.

Bro’s the type to..

୨୧ make a bet that if you can catch him in a game of tag he’d [___] but then turn his infinity on so you can’t touch him.

୨୧ instead of sitting on his lap he’d sit on yours

୨୧ to buy you expensive gifts without you even asking him to buy it

୨୧ to tease you if he ever caught you reading smut and literally never let you live it down. “oh so thaaat’s what you’re into?” is what he’d say when he catches you, and if you’re out somewhere public he’d probably say something shameless along the lines of “i decided to read that book you were reading, reminds me of that one scene in chapter 6. should we recreate it?” (#cringe #ilovehim #yesletsrecreateit)

୨୧ to beeeeeg you to play with his hair all the time, like this guy def asks for head scratches

୨୧ to hug you from behind. i know this man’s favourite way to give hugs is from behind. like if you’re washing dishes, cooking food or doing anything and it gives him the chance to do so, he’s doing it. i just knooow it. you’d feel his arms wrap around your waist and his head lean into your shoulder and he’d probably say a soft “hey baby”

୨୧ to be most comfortable with you. he’s for sure always taking off his blindfold around you and staring at you with his freakish blue eyes but he still cute though.. i guess.

୨୧ to stand in the doorway and say “i’m not in your room” as he’s only a centimetre out when you tell him to leave your bedroom. god he’s so annoying.

୨୧ to poke at you constantly when you tell him to stop touching you. I TOLD YOU HE’S ANNOYING.

୨୧ to sit in the most awkward positions

୨୧ to ask for chocolate milk and chicken fingers at nice restaurants mostly just to embarrass you

୨୧ to constantly brag about you to his students. we love a man who brags

୨୧ to make you walk home in the rain all angsty because he thinks it looks cool and builds character

he’s a loser. and we all love him. why?

comments + reblogs are appreciated ♡ yuji, megumi and inumaki versions of this are located in the navigation station!!

emi’s notes— i haven’t made an actual post in so long so i wanted to put something out and ik a few people wanted a gojo version of this so here it is!! ^w^ LUV U POOKIES

mutual tags :: @kasumitenbaz @lees-chaotic-brain

[tidbi-t-art]

🌹Lorenz Hellman Gloucester💜

Happy Birthday Lorenz,

I dont know where this vibe came from or why I drew him with such an energy but this is just where my hands took me ig

[automaticsoulharmony]

Rio by the Sea-O

[hers-underwraps]

He’s actually the wettest and most pathetic guy ever

[goblinsleepz]

that 🍋 trend i saw on the app we shan’t speak of (twt)

[mikothemushroom]

I realized I never posted my narry design here so have the goober

[neo91502]

i keep fumbling 😢 i just wanted to draw three in a pretty dress and i kept fumbling on his body so take this pathetic version of him with the “fuck it we ball” mentality and went with whatever dress thing was in my head

i just wanted to draw him in a dress💔