#He’s so stupid
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simon riley would be running around the house playing airplane with his daughter perched on his shoulders and then get distracted, probably by your pretty voice coming from another room asking for his help. he comes to your aid, as always, but ends up so fixated on finding you that he forgets to duck through the doorway and your kiddo wounds up with a wall to the face, doorframe bonking her in the brow hard, the little thud echoing through the room.
you gasp, dropping everything you’ve got in your hands to join simon in cradling her with endless sympathy and ‘sorry’s, smoothing over the little red mark appearing quickly on her skin.
and, oh, he feels guilty. like, painfully so. this is worse than any war crimes he’s committed, by far.
he’ll break the geneva conventions a thousand times over before even daring to put a single scratch on his precious family.
but your little girl doesn’t cry, at all. not even for a second.
all giggles and smiles as she rubs her forehead and exclaims faux disappointment in her daddy, and simon takes so much pride in that. claiming he only raises tough girls, you included as he’s ruffling your hair. you kiss both their cheeks and hum in agreement, opting not to suggest that maybe she’s like this because the exact same thing has happened more times than you can count, to a t.
#he’s so stupid#i love dad!simon#cod mw#simon riley#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x female reader#ghost x female reader
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Did Tad suffer any violence from Bill after their dimension was destroyed? Especially when Strange came to our dimension
That’s funny because I actually got that written down and you made me draw all of this in one sitting (I will explode now)
And thus, I’ve given you all the setup for the comic I’m working on. It ties directly to this. This is where the Shapes and Pines AU really starts! This was fun! I’m tired! Hahaaaaa I really like Tad
FYI: Tad was Bills babysitter for years, he saw him like a little cousin or bother. They are not related by blood but they shared a family like bond.
Edit: He's free!
#shapes and pines au#my art#tad strange#digital art#gravity falls au#gravity falls#digital fanart#ask answered#anon ask#fanart#rambles#comic#bill cipher#organs#backstory#me when this au#cries#he’s so stupid#i love making him suffer
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POV u are in the final boss battle against calamity link
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Some days I love being an artist
#ghost call of duty#ghostsoap#soapghost#modern warfare 2#mw2 fanart#ghost fanart#simon riley#captora art#he’s so stupid#and so gay#down abysmal#why are you a man telling another man you are pretty
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There’s just something very satisfying about Percy beating up the god of war.. and Poseidon calling said god a moron.
#ares is a moron#he’s so stupid#who decides to fight the son of a sea god on a beach??#ares pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series#pjo#pjo spoilers#pjo fandom#pjo disney+#pjoverse#pjo ep 8#poseidon pjo#poseidon
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imagine he gets out of the safe room and immediately goes on a drive-thru because he qualifies his suit as a “vehicle”
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I think it’s really easy to dislike Sel as a Edgy Emo Boy trope if you take him too seriously instead of just looking at him like the goofy ass kid he is. Allow me to do you this service.
Reasons Selwyn Kane is objectively silly:
- Wears all black all the time. He is a Merlin but he does not have to do this. This is a conscious choice. If his hair wasn’t naturally black he would dye it, I know this to be true.
- Rips trees out of the ground when he’s angry. I understand this can look stupid if you take it seriously, but it’s actually just hilarious.
- Plays the violin. This is obviously a normal thing to do, but in combination with The Way He Is it’s like. Yeah okay naturally that’s his instrument
- Classics major. Exact same thing as above.
- Does not use people’s nicknames even if that’s what everyone else calls them. He’s simply Too Formal (19 years old)
- Does the last 3 things I mentioned, but still goes out of his way to make fun of Bree for not smoking weed, because he is simply So Cool.
PLEASE feel free to add more to this
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Bro’s the Type to :: Satoru Gojo
synopsis :: silly head canons, you guys already know ^_^ except it’s dovey gojo not the canon hoe 😓
satoru gojo’s playlist. navigation station🚉.
Bro’s the type to..
୨୧ make a bet that if you can catch him in a game of tag he’d [___] but then turn his infinity on so you can’t touch him.
୨୧ instead of sitting on his lap he’d sit on yours
୨୧ to buy you expensive gifts without you even asking him to buy it
୨୧ to tease you if he ever caught you reading smut and literally never let you live it down. “oh so thaaat’s what you’re into?” is what he’d say when he catches you, and if you’re out somewhere public he’d probably say something shameless along the lines of “i decided to read that book you were reading, reminds me of that one scene in chapter 6. should we recreate it?” (#cringe #ilovehim #yesletsrecreateit)
୨୧ to beeeeeg you to play with his hair all the time, like this guy def asks for head scratches
୨୧ to hug you from behind. i know this man’s favourite way to give hugs is from behind. like if you’re washing dishes, cooking food or doing anything and it gives him the chance to do so, he’s doing it. i just knooow it. you’d feel his arms wrap around your waist and his head lean into your shoulder and he’d probably say a soft “hey baby”
୨୧ to be most comfortable with you. he’s for sure always taking off his blindfold around you and staring at you with his freakish blue eyes but he still cute though.. i guess.
୨୧ to stand in the doorway and say “i’m not in your room” as he’s only a centimetre out when you tell him to leave your bedroom. god he’s so annoying.
୨୧ to poke at you constantly when you tell him to stop touching you. I TOLD YOU HE’S ANNOYING.
୨୧ to sit in the most awkward positions
୨୧ to ask for chocolate milk and chicken fingers at nice restaurants mostly just to embarrass you
୨୧ to constantly brag about you to his students. we love a man who brags
୨୧ to make you walk home in the rain all angsty because he thinks it looks cool and builds character
he’s a loser. and we all love him. why?
comments + reblogs are appreciated ♡ yuji, megumi and inumaki versions of this are located in the navigation station!!
emi’s notes— i haven’t made an actual post in so long so i wanted to put something out and ik a few people wanted a gojo version of this so here it is!! ^w^ LUV U POOKIES
mutual tags :: @kasumitenbaz @lees-chaotic-brain
#emi’s archive ┆彡#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#gojo satoru headcanons#gojo satoru x reader#satoru#gojo satoru#gojo x reader#satoru x reader#gojo crack#he’s so stupid#i hate him#no i dont#jjk headcanons#jujutsu kaisen headcanons
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🌹Lorenz Hellman Gloucester💜
Happy Birthday Lorenz,
I dont know where this vibe came from or why I drew him with such an energy but this is just where my hands took me ig
#lorenz hellman gloucester my beloved#fe3h lorenz fanart#fe3h lorenz#lorenz fe3h#lorenz hellman gloucester fanart#lorenz fire emblem#fire emblem lorenz#lorenz hellman gloucester#fire emblem three houses#artists on tumblr#digital art#fire emblem#fe3h#fe3houses#fe3h fanart#if this man looked at me like that i would die#i have strong feelings about this#I love lorenz in a hate kind of way#he’s so stupid#I adore him#happy birthday Lorenz
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Rio by the Sea-O
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that 🍋 trend i saw on the app we shan’t speak of (twt)
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#small artist#mysme#mysme fanart#mystic messenger#707mysticmessenger#mysme 707#he’s so stupid#saeyoung choi#chibi
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I realized I never posted my narry design here so have the goober
#tsp#tspud#art#digital art#fanart#the narrator fanart#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#stanarrator#stanley parable#lgbt art#the narrator#he’s so stupid#i hate him#I would make out with him#who said that#omg hacker
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i keep fumbling 😢 i just wanted to draw three in a pretty dress and i kept fumbling on his body so take this pathetic version of him with the “fuck it we ball” mentality and went with whatever dress thing was in my head
i just wanted to draw him in a dress💔
#smg3#smg3 fanart#smg4#smg4 fanart#smg3 in a dress#art#my art#neofart#he looks like a sopping wet cat#he’s so stupid#love him for it it’s okay
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our little sewer rat~🎃
#ilhsm#he’s so stupid#two whole pixels of potato quality sewer rat frankie#he’s having yard time from the containment chamber#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcr5#mcrmy#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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#he’s so stupid#and i want him so bad#give him a multiplication problem and he’ll short circuit#tell him to solve 9 x 3 and he’d be like ‘well that little x looks like a plus so i just flipped it a little and added them together :)’#he’s just a little sphere guy#wheatley#portal#portal 2
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I hate (love) this dork. He might be cringe but at least he’s free‼️🕊️
#Cory#oney plays#oney plays Cory#ermmm what the scallop#cory spazkid#what a goof am I right??#he’s so stupid#he’s just like me fr
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