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Fuck, I’m crying now. Does Vahn hate me? He was one of the only others who wasn’t there, one of the only ones who was as close to Birdie as I was. I should’ve just let him fight Gordon. This is what I fucking get for asking people to be kind, right?
I can’t do this anymore. A friend from out of town is coming over today and I have to pretend like my fucking sister isn’t trapped in a cult and I wasn’t there to stop it. Fuck.
#god I hope he doesn’t hate me#though he’d have good reason to#I hate when people fight#but I shouldn’t have stepped in#not my place#I think I just care about him far more than he cares about me#that’s not his fault#that’s just how I am#the croakerverse#the muppet joker#vanhxllsing#ambrosia
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I have a few dabihawks drabbles / one-shot ideas about them as parents but I never know what to do with the kids being made bc I will not write preg in any form so ig eggs or quirk accident it is???
#not touching the omegaverse with a ten foot pole#except zaza’s fics bc they’re great but they the EXCEPTION#also I prefer to write them as cis bc I have no idea what it is like to be a trans man and don’t want to be that guy#not my place#and i am TERRIFIED of pregnancy so#like I do NOT EVER wanna imagine any character I like like that#or read it or see it or write it#n O#anyways I’m so normal#dabihawks#hawks#dabi#dabi x hawks#hawks x dabi
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Whenever there’s a Match Game episode suspiciously missing on a streaming service, I just know it’s banned for some reason and I can count on the MG Productions YouTube channel to have some obscure 240p rip of it
#i just experienced this with match game 75 episode 376#it got banned because gene rayburn made a rather edgy racial joke#greg morris seemed to take it in stride so i don’t want to just flat out call it racist#not my place#but i can see why they wouldn’t want to air it#match game
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Ham is what i remember most, plus its funny.
Would you prefer al
Alhaitham seems to hate the misconception his name is broken up “al Haitham”
Though I’m not sure if ham is a better alternative
His name itself has a lot of history behind it, so I would treat it carefully and respectfully, whether you like him as a person or not. I can’t decide what is appropriate, so I recommend asking Alhaitham yourself!
#note that him saying talk to Alhaitham directly doesn’t mean to go to my Alhaitham ask blog#I just mean I can’t have an opinion on it#not my place#not to get heavy but it felt appropriate to say#in character#genshin ask blog#ic ask#in character blog#alhaitham 🌱
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sometimes being the bigger person is like. such a bummer
#god it's such a mess to explain but#my friend still associates with an ex friend of mine#not even associates with they're like VERY close friends still#and i never explained to my friend what happened between this ex friend and i because it felt like#impolite? not my place? idk just not something i should get into with a third party i guess#but my friend was going on tonight about someone else she knows#who cheated on her boyfriend and is now engaged to the guy she cheated with#and my friend is saying how she can't look at this person the same way#and i'm like................#ya ever wonder why me and [redacted] don't talk anymore???#because that's exactly what happened#well not the engaged part but she is 1000% a cheater and i just couldn't be around her after she started doing that#but like my friend..... i couldn't just..... it would just be petty of me to say something about it now#it's been like 5 years already#and my friend wasn't really close with [redacted] when her and i fell out#but i always think like what has this ex friend said about me? what reason does she use to explain why her and i don't talk anymore???#our fallout was certainly not MY fault if that's the story she's going with#idk i just wanted to say something sooo bad but. i won't.#not my place#be the bigger person!!!!
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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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glorious evolution
#arcane#jayvik#arcane s2#jayce talis#viktor arcane#fanart#based on the vitruvian man#shout out to my friend for encouraging me to post this#you know who you are. love you#my favorite part in arcane was when viktor said its evolution time and then evolved all over the place#jayce fuck your hammer#not literally#unless#still dont know how to tag properly#hell yeah
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
#my version of a happy ending au#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing anya#anya#curly#my art#considering this game takes place in a hellscape#i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound#so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew#because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off#and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him#but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other#he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything#and for once he actually means it.
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sesbian lex
#arcane#arcane league of legends#mel medarda#sevika#melvika#prayer circle for sevika jinx mel ekko vi at my place tonight#my art
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
#and it works#rewatching a movie because murder is wrong#i find it too easy to live vicariously through those gays in fact#logan especially#i love logan baring his teeth like a pug or a bulldog 99% of his fight scenes#i love how he enjoys swiping at wade. they're both little shits#i love how wade fights back. that backseat camera zoom holds a special place in my heart#the Homoeroticism of it all#it soothes me#deadpool and wolverine honda#deadpool and wolverine honda odyssey#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#buy a honda odyssey now and resolve your marital spats today!#“I haven't had this much fun in so long!” ahh grin
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i feel like people are skimming over the uk riots in a way that makes me want to tear my hair out. muslims in the uk are in active danger. immigrants in the uk are in active danger. refugees in the uk are in active danger. people of colour in the uk are in active danger. asian communities in the uk are in active danger. black communities in the uk are in active danger.
there are massive far right riots throughout the country right now and people like fucking elon musk and nigel farage are inciting it and still have a platform to speak. people have used three young girls deaths, people's genuine grief in southport, to try and gain traction for their own racist bullshit and it's working.
a lot of refugee charities have been forced to close leaving many people without support, homes, funding, food, etc. if you aren't able to donate please consider sending a message via the conversation over borders campaign! it will send a hopeful, welcoming letter to a refugee in the uk. there is also a guide to staying safe here.
please do your own research and donate to refugee charities, anti-islamophobia charities, mosques who are trying to rebuild after being destroyed, counter protesters, here are some i've heard positive things about but the list is extensive; southport strong together (support for the southport victims and their families), southport mosque rebuilding, riot repair fund, middlesbrough vulnerable residents, nasir mosque rebuilding, hull help for refugees, bristol welcomes migrants,
#i know there's so much going on but if you can take a second to support these groups !!#i just feel kinda sick#i wanted to add with so many people seeing this that i'm white im british and im extremely privileged to not be in active danger right now#i don't want to take away from people speaking out about this who are in a place of danger#this was really only meant to be for my followers#but i'm glad more people get to see what's happening and donate !!!
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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
#dottie rambles#best part was just going about my day in the house and occasionally spotting one of the ducks i hid#hilarious#i did nunber them but did not document where i out them#i stuck one into the velcro of my dad's ski boot I'm very serious about this#they'll definitely find a couple on the first day bc i left some in very obvious places
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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never separate a lesbian and her gay man best friend/brother of the love of her life
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#marcille#laios#this is not a safe place for laicille (romantic)#my art
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