#my horrible humor

[letter-to-kylux]

How did Hux react the first time he saw Kylo's face?

[fawnindawn]

loser! Luke Castellan who has a pathetic crush on you.

loser! Luke Castellan who follows you around camp like a lost puppy, under the guise of having nothing to do and wanting to help you out with your tasks (as if he wasn’t knee deep in camp counsellor responsibilities).

loser! Luke Castellan who gets distracted during sword fight practice because he so happened to hear the ghost of your laughter echoing through the meadows, rendering his heart to a stutter.

loser! Luke Castellan who brings by leftovers from his table to you when you’re stuck in the infirmary if it meant having some alone time with you, not giving a fuck about offerings to the gods when any moment spent with you meant worlds more.

loser! Luke Castellan who very intentionally shows off whenever you’re around with some fancy combat trick or the stretch of his arms, showing off his toned muscles in the hopes that you were watching him.

loser! Luke Castellan who hopelessly longs for you with pining stares obvious to everyone but him, eyes like magnets to your presence, catching you across the room or the battlefield.

loser! Luke Castellan who gets so jealous when he sees you laughing too closely with some other guy at the bonfire, and foolishly stalks over to interrupt the conversation without thinking of a proper excuse.

“Hey, Luke! What’s up?” You call warmly to him, making his heart spasm in his chest at the sound of his name leaving your lips.

“I need your help with.. something.” He stumbles through his words with a wince. “It’s urgent.”

loser! Luke Castellan who feels relief and mind-numbing euphoria settling in his chest when you wordlessly agree without question, choosing him instead. An apologetic smile crosses your face as you bid goodbye to whatever jerk you were talking to before following in Luke’s footsteps.

loser! Luke Castellan who can’t resist the urge to toss the quickest smirk to the kid who was hogging your attention, before it disappears like it was never there.

loser! Luke Castellan who drags you over to a quiet space in camp before admitting quietly to you that he didn’t actually have a reason for dragging you away.

loser! Luke Castellan who tries to pour out his heart to you, hands shaking and heart racing as he tries to form the words that could encapsulate the intensity of his feelings, growing frustrated when his brain keeps freezing when looking at you. The moonlight is casting an ethereal glow over your face, and he goes minutes without speaking in hopeless admiration before realising you're waiting for him to continue.

loser! Luke Castellan who’s on the verge of passing away from the embarrassment before you stop him with a grin so bright his mind stops working over the disbelief that he was the reason for that pretty smile.

loser! Luke Castellan who sees stars when you pull him in for a kiss, and holds onto you like you’re his lifeline.

loser! Luke Castellan who mutters sweet promises into your ear as he pulls you in closer, embracing you so close to his racing heart, in hopes that you would never let go of him.

loser! Luke Castellan who is so completely in love with you he can’t bear the thought of existing in a world without you.

[cheeseproducts]

don't you hate it when a joke doesn't land

[numbuh424]

light's face when near totally ignores him, openly accuses him of making the shinigami lie on his behalf, and then addresses the task force in the room with light saying that if they have any doubts about the Second L to give him a call later. ALL WHILE LIGHT'S THE ONE ON THE MIC. oh, they're killing me.

[zeecringez]

insert awful dad joke

[chaosandmarigolds]

Alright let me-

Soap, humming: thou shall not lie-

reader, half awake post op: what-

Soap, with earbuds: karmas a bitCH, shoulda known better-

reader, gaz, ghost: …

price, driving: (slowly turns up The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel over the radio)

[fixyourwritinghabits]

Good news, heard back from my agent! She had many lovely and encouraging things to say!

Bad news, I have one more round of edits to do, so the inside of my brain will now resemble this gif instead of being helpful. Fun!

[relaxedstyles]

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

Being an introject is so silly

[skye-sundew--3rd-florets]

I’m just saying if I see someone using my blog like the for you tab I’m gonna assume you either want to fuck me, be really close friends with me, it think I’m hilarious

[ahti-the-janitor]

Sometimes I think about this TikTok and two comments. It was a photo of Guarma Micah and the poster asked why he looks pregnant and someone commented "Dutch had a new plan" AND then someone replied to that comment "I hope it's Plan B". I laugh every time I remember that.

[ghostorbz]

I can't with this game bro

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

hot take but i think people in general need to lighten up about other characters in a story hating on/doing something bad to their favorite character. for instance, i am a joy stan till i die but there is undeniable humor in her getting roasted within an inch of her life by amber and the like.

[crimeronan]

shitpost about the worst timeline to offset that angst post: hunter does his usual thing of assuming everyone in the entire world is out to get luz & so he figures that her Clearly Being A Wreck must be her mom's fault. and not, yknow, that she's been grieving him for months.

so while he's very softly very kindly taking care of her matted hair and hugging her and rubbing her back and whatnot, he's also eventually like, "......do you want me to kill your mom for you? because it seems like she sucks and i will totally kill your mom for you."

past versions of this have involved luz yelling at him. but in this particular one he's being so earnest and she's so content that she's just like "you are so sweet. also i think our upbringing may have been deranged."

[mhin-t]

touchstarved plant au called growthstarved

[autumnmobile12]

Okay, but imagine the LoV encountering Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

...

Captain Hammer: It's curtains for you, League. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

Shigaraki in chokehold: *confused choking noise*