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relativity falls comic who cheered!!!!! made this for my friend because sheās been cooking something up guys itās actually too good oh my lord @starzarer itās incredible guys i love it sooooo much
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#gravity falls fanart#fanart#ford pines#mabel pines#relativity falls#stan pines#pines family#guys theyāre so cute#ford is autistic#i had so much fun drawing this#I LOVE THIS AU!!!#itās just so fun and cute man#expect more of this later#my friends brainrot is infecting me
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Can confirm would also purchase ghoap merch in a heartbeat
okay so full transparency, i know for sure that i wanna make at least 2 standee designs (maybe a third of them in casual wear...) and maybe some charms too (?) but this is my first time doing merch and I'm sorta flying by the seat of my pants...
#my friend is a prolific convention artist and just seeing them make physical THINGS out of their art has infected me with brain disease#i need to put ghostsoap on my shelf somehow#im unlearning shame#also thank you guys im really brainrotting over physical media rn its so nice of you to be supportive :')#askbox
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I just joined the transformers fandom thanks to tfOne and just started s2 of the tfa series. And I gotta say, Iām beginning to hop on the JazzOp train thanks to your art and lil snippets Iāve seen
WEEPS!!!!!! WAILS!!!!!!!!!!! i've kept this ask open in a tab for weeks to stare at lovingly (and remind myself to finish this drawing).... THE DREAM THE GOAL ... I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE INFLUENCED U ONTO THE JAZZOP TRAIN !!!!! there's drinks and snacks to ur right thank u for boarding :] DO ENJOY UR TFA WATCH AND WELCOME INTO DA TF FANDOM!!!
a gift i offer..... TFOne gave Me, Personally, everything i have literally ever wanted in my life but most importantly these guys had multiple significant interactions and had me rending my garments in that theater. love and light
#Bay Arts#my art#transformers one#tfone#i have seen Both Used....#jazzop#tfone optimus prime#tfone jazz#YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SICK THIS MOVIE MADE ME I WAS SO UNWELL I WAS SO SICK IN THE HEAD IT'S HAD ME BY THE THROAT FOR LIKE 2MO#i went and saw it with an irl. then went on an 8 hour drive to visit another friend and made them go to the theater with me Immediately.#infected him with the brainrot also so now we're both back into tf š«¶ thankyou tfone save me tfone#also hi. not dead. hugs and kisses and more jazzed ops soon. been so fun seeing my activity pick up with people getting back into tf. snile#also ignore how bad the shading looks on op i Forgot how to do that shading technique and then remembered it when i was shading jazz so. W/#robos tag
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something something kurtbastian or whatever
#glee#kurtbastian#kurt hummel#sebastian smythe#my friend sent me this tweet and i thought of them#really goes to show how infected my brain is with sebastian because i donāt even ship kurtbastian??#the brainrot is strong
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thinking about the gerelody ideas that i have locked in the vault of my mind that will never see the light of day
#they infected me with the brainrot i swear#something about a divorced frog man and his best friend ex wife have me in a chokehold#maybe it's the child of divorce and tumultuous relationships in me#funnily enough i want them to get back together despite hating the idea of divorcees getting back together#also. the change in their dynamic due to their different genders in my genderswapped drabbles would be wild to see.#the daughters of the crown would literally try to kill elody if she were a man. like. they killed their princes.#they totally would try to kill him if they met him just on the basis of him being a prince and technically a king.#and in a world where gerard was a woman. episodes 12 & onward would be different purely because the princesses needed 7 princesses.#and gerard is a princess. so would they even need to go get mira. or would it specifically have to be mira.#because they wanted rosamund to be down with the plan but they didn't need her when they realized scheherazade was a queen/former princess.#so. hypothetically in that world they would just need gerard and rosamund (if she wasn't genderswapped too. which is another idea i have)#in a world with both elody and gerard genderswapped then mira would still need to be found. but gerelody would have a different plotline.#because elody is a prince instead of a princess. yk.#i have too many ideas for them istg#dimension 20#gerelody#gerard of greenleigh#elody of greenleigh#neverafter#yuri's thoughts & rambles
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I keep trying to go normally about my day but merstede keeps popping into my mind and making me grin wildly in disbelief. the new season doesn't feel real like is everyone absolutely CERTAIN this hasn't just been a mass hallucination?
#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#no one i know watches this show so all i can do is stare in the mid distance while thinking about ep 1-3#its not really the type of show my family or friends would like either so i cant even infect the ppl around me w brainrot#me in any public place: they dont know about merstede. they dont know about merstede. they dont know about merstede. they dont know abou
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*breathes deeply* My brainrot is so out of control at this stage, I cannot draw fast enough to keep up with my own demands lmao so I would like to know; would any of you also be interested in reading some fics about Ruza/her time in the hunt/her relationship with both Arianna and Adella etc. If I actually wrote and posted them? As like supplementary material to Altar and future comics especially. There is a whole series of moments that leads to where Altar started, so š
#sin speaking#(i havent writ fanfic since i was a teenager 5000000 years ago. but i never stopped writing in general. i just did it for rp instead LOL)#(but now i am š this close to opening google docs at any given moment friends. THIS close.)#(my phones note app is just stuffed with scripts rn. most of them about ruza and arianna if that surprises literally anyone LOL)#(yes i AM being affronted by my own ship that i didnt even mean to ship but got infected with so bad it keeps me up at night.)#(i mean. im glad about it tho im having so much fun here lscldllffl)#(itd also be a nice way for me to expound on ruza as a character more hrrrmmmm)#(so yeah lmao if u would be down to read about my ruzianna brainrot as much as look at art of it š let me Know.........)#(well. my ruza brainrot in general tbh too akdkslldls)
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Considering they heard he has been unwell for months nowā¦ it was the only logical conclusion they could think of, especially when the portal is keeping them from actually checking (blocking their path).
Gosh do they feel so terrible about itā¦ we do love a significant helping of guilt in this house!!!
@sunfloweraro I'm sorry it took so long to respond to you on this post, but I needed to draw this before any further action could be taken.
Yippee, Ravio will get comfort!! My sanity is safe (for now). Hilda and Zelda appearances would be cool, and a Sheerow POV would be quite interesting indeed!! I wonder what that bird is thinking behind those blank little eyes...
#good!#and yep Rulie has a crisis over this#but heās already so attached and the last thing he wants is for Bunnyās death to be on his hands#(as if knowing they failed Link wasnāt enough)#you are SO welcome Iām having so much fun in my (our) little corner#and YES Iām so so excited to write the snuggles#does Bunny get the same treatment when heās no longer a rabbit?#you bet!#the mental image of Bunny riding on Wolfieās headā¦#oh that has absolutely infected me now#he can ride there after his leg is broken Iāve decided!#a lift from a friend!#so so obsessed ty for more fuel to the brainrot#lu pink bunny au
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Bubbles | Kƶnig x Reader
Day 7: Hoodie Weather w/ Kƶnig
Summary: When Task Force 141 joins together with KorTac for a mission, he doesnāt expect the bubbly member of the 141 to give his entire base a Christmas surprise.
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: None!
A/N: the kƶnig brainrot is deadly. it is infecting me at an unprecedented speed. on a positive note, weāre one week through with October! hope you enjoy<3
Requests are open!
You were known to him as the bubbly one.
Kƶnig had caught his men referring to you as Blasenābubbles, rather than your actual name, something he kept forgetting how to pronounce anyway.
How you, a small little thing compared to him, could be deadly on the field was a mystery to him, but your teammates in the little group you had, called Task Force 141, seemed to trust you. Especially the one with the mohawk. He often heard you and him laughing together down the halls, because of a mission where KorTac, for God knows why, required the additional help of the 141 due to border disputes with the enemy they were hunting down.
It was stupid. He knew that.
But youād brought out a surprising little bit of happiness and cheer to the base.
Christmas was nearing, and you seemed to have settled into their base by now, despite not speaking a lick of German other than the very basics that you even butchered at that. You mostly just used basic gestures or made the tall man, with the strange mask, translate for you.
Kƶnig woke up early in the morning, earlier than anyone else, pulling his clothes and uniform on, walking out of the bunks, only to find tinsel with little ornaments hanging from it, no lightsāthey would be a fire hazard, in the hallways.
If it werenāt for his mask, anyone couldāve seen the plain surprise and confusion on his face. His men surely hadnāt done it, he knew they were busy training, or keeping themselves occupied until the next mission. And the only other person with enough time on their hands, and the balls to pull it off, would naturally beā¦
āAh.ā
He muttered to himself when he found you, standing on top of two barrels stacked on top of each other, adding a small fake star to the very top of the tree that had somehow been moved inside the center of the rec room.
You mustāve noticed him despite his quiet steps, throwing your head back to give a bright grin, jumping off from the barrels, and landing on your feet to lean back and look at the decorated tree from afar as you backed up until you were right next to him, hands on your hips.
āWhat are we thinkinā, Kƶn?ā
He despised the nickname. Or at least he tried to, despite the way your audacity alone made him want to let the laughs bubbling up in him go, and not hold them down.
āIt isā¦a tree.ā
He stated, swallowing, not sure what to say, wondering how youād even gotten a tree in here, knowing it was real based on the sap he could smell coming from it.
āThat, my friend, is a lovely observation.ā
You said, grinning, clapping him on the back as he stared, utterly gobsmacked when you sauntered over and plugged something in, and lights began glimmering from the tree.
He blinked, blue eyes filled with confusion as he tried working out the math in his head, only to fail every time. He watched as you walked back over, looking proud as a peacock, despite the little shiver in your small frame.
āHow.ā
He asked, accent thick as you sniffled, nose running slightly, before answering.
āWell, I went and got a tree, brought it back here, then dug up some old shit from your storage room. Simple as that.ā
Kƶnig hadnāt even known they kept anything in that storage room. Let alone Christmas lights, or anything to decorate, really. And to gather an entire tree, it mustāve taken all night, and with the storm blowing throughā
You mustāve been freezing.
No wonder you were shivering, small body not large enough to keep warm as long as his, or any of the other men on base.
He reached out, pressing the area where his glove and sleeve failed to overlap against your exposed neck, frowning with worry at the temperature he felt. You probably hadnāt known. How could you, when you were probably used to the temperatures at your old base? There was a reason they wore thicker clothing here.
Humming to himself in thought, he pulled the hoodie he wore over his normal uniform off, and promptly placed it on top of your head, watching as your expression transitioned from confusion to understanding, then amusement as you pulled it over your head, putting the arms in, savoring in the warmth the thick material brought you.
āYou didnāt have to do that, you know. I wouldāve been fine.ā
You pointed out. Heād been expecting it. Women were undermined already in the military, so it was no surprise they usually made up for their size with their attitude and wits.
āYou needed it, Blasen.ā
He spoke simply, watching the confusion overtake your face again as you tried to figure out what heād just said in German. It was a little funny. That was, until, he heard the signs of the other men in base waking up, with confused and excited German and English being exchanged through the base, with a familiar,
āSteaminā Jesus!ā
Being heard through the hallways your grin somehow spread wider. Kƶnig heard Horangi and Nikto conversing, wondering what the hell was going on, only to stop dead in their tracks when they saw the Christmas tree in the rec room.
The masked man cocked his head at Kƶnig, who only jerked his head towards you with a shrug, Horangi just taking everything in with a furrowed brow.
The 141 werenāt too soon after to file in after more soldiers on base, Soap first to greet you with a laugh and some gibberish in an accent so thick not even Kƶnig could understand it. He ruffled your hair, eyes taking notice of the hoodie you wore, raising a brow at the large German man standing awkwardly nearby, watching, but commenting nothing.
Then another man heād forgotten the name of came by, a dazzling white flash of teeth, then he was trailing off to find Soap and keep him out of trouble. The Ghost took one glance at the room, shook his head in what Kƶnig assumed to be exasperation, and went to sit with Price, the man who seemed to be in charge and had been up early, taking all of the decorations into account already.
As everyone settled into the new surroundings, you and Kƶnig exchanged a long glance, before you swallowed, almost nervously, giving a small smile.
āWell, uhāthanks for the hoodie. Iāll see you around?ā
He took your words into account for a moment, before nodding.
āJa. See youā¦around.ā
And you sauntered off to the table where Price and the strange Ghost man were seated, only for Price to raise a brow at the hoodie you were wearing, muttering something Kƶnig couldnāt hear from his distance before he walked to join his men.
He was greeted with a,
āPermission to speak freely?ā
Carefully eying Horangi, he responded.
āā¦Granted.ā
āAm I invited to the wedding?ā
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I wanna request sumth about (Medic/Scout) & Gn Reader having internet Brainrots conversation with them (platonic like friends) i just wanna know what is their reaction
āIts so skibidi of youā, āerm what the sigmaā, āi feel so sigmaā etc etc
(My friends infect me with brainrot in tiktok, not cureable, they asking me if im autisticš¦
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Erm...
Scout/Medic x Gender neutral! Reader who makes brainrot jokes (platonic) Summary: Reader has brainrot humor. Warnings: Cringe asf, this is going to haunt me forever and honestly hope it does, this is cringe but fun to make. Word count: 269 (insanely short :[) šÆš»š®šŖš“šš
Scout:
I feel he knows some basic brainrot terms because heās one of the younger mercs and more likely understands it. Heās more than willing to encourage the behaviour because he thinks itās funny.
But when Scout first hears you say some weird shit, heād unironically think youāre being honest.
āDonāt worry guys, the alpha is here to save the day, as per usual.ā āWhat the fuck are you talking about?ā
Heāll later on get used to it since he realizes how extreme some of your jokes are and how dumb they are. It makes him cringe but encourages it a lot because he thinks itās real funny.
Scout is the most likely to also pick up on your jokes and use them to annoy Blu when out on the battlefield. Youāll be hiding in a small spot to hit a Blu member and youād hear him yell about being a sigma
Medic:
What.
Medic is the exact opposite of Scout, he hates it. Heās so specific with his smarts to the extent any kind of brainrot makes him question a lot about how youāre alive at all. It gives him more of an opportunity to get you into his lab and run tests.
Youāll go about your day saying dumb ass shit. Youāll watch the most grotesque violence on the battlefield, and itāll become about how youāre the alpha and how youād figure it out. It makes him want to die right then and there. If you add the discord mod lisp, heās already shrivelled up, dead on the ground.
āWhat the sigma?ā Medic found dead in a ditch.
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My friend has successfully infected me with the ggg brainrot so have this sketch.
#mah art#fanart#great god grove#click clack#thespius green#sketch#friend brainrot#but now also my brainrot#i love them#the sillies#they are so fucking gay
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STILL WAKES THE DEEPERS COME GET YOUR DINNER!!!
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[BODY HORROR AND FLASHING WARNING]
Thoughts under the cut (it gets lengthy)!
So.. weĀ“re finally here huh? Took me a little over a week, but its done at last!
IĀ“ll be honest, the idea first came to me when I listened to the song. I was brainrotting so bad on Still Wakes the Deep, I think I couldĀ“ve twisted anything into being about it haha. But this song actually fits it super well. ĀØYou lose touch with all the things that made you feel sane.ĀØ fits especially well with Caz, as everything that sort of grounds him on the rig during the shape infestation, the things that make him feel sane (mostly his friends) are all things he loses. In many cases, right in front of him. He also loses his family, as he realizes hes never going to get back to them, and, at the end, he loses himself too.
I tried to draw CazĀ“s hair progressively worse as his mental and physical state do. At his very best, particularly in the flashbacks at the end, his hair is shaped very specifically. But the more he goes through, the worse it gets, until at the very end where its just a tangled mess. Also his emotions, obviously towards the end he is still super emotional and stuff but I had hoped to sort of make it more...subdued? Maybe thatĀ“s not the right word, but heĀ“s been through so much that his reactions arenĀ“t as big to things, he doesnĀ“t quite have the enough energy. He still Goes Through It with Finlay, but after that heĀ“s giving you a constant 5000 yard stare. The, ĀØI just watched every single one of my closest friends die in front of meĀØ look.ĀØ
Even when he gets to the derrick, he can only stare at the shape abyss.
HeĀ“s also in terrible physical condition and I tried to illustrate that with the scene of him standing up after Finlay dies. He is literally on his last legs, he is so, so tired.
also!! three flashy sequences in very quick succession at the end! do you know why? because Caz starts to See. The first, after Brodie dies, is a bunch of unique images about Caz. The people, things, and parts of himself that he is losing or has lost. Accompanied by other things, parts of himself, his life, etc.
ThereĀ“s also these two images of Muir and Innes that I love very much.
The second one happens as he holds the lighter above the oil abyss! This ones just people he lost. And the third is everything that happened in the pmv flashing before his eyes. Because it is Quite a journey he has been on.
But you know why these flash? because Caz realizes that every step he is taking is one step closer to his death. Because he realizes that he is never going to get off the rig. because he realizes that he is going to die here. So hes thinking about Everything. His life, his family, friends, the horrors he went through, the things he lost and the things he will never, ever get back.
He also hallucinates Suze a lot in the pmv, but unlike in the game its not flashback sequences and she is not normal Suze. Until the end, when heĀ“s reflecting on his life, its Suze With Tendrils!! Shape infected wife!!
and then at the end, she becomes more normal. Because he is flashing through the events of his life. also because he misses her, but he knows that by doing what he is doing, Shape Suze will never, ever exist. She will be safe.
I had a fun time drawing all the scenes in the pmv, but a select few are my favorite.
For example: The Beira D Bookends!
At the beginning and the end of the pmv, you get a full shot of the Beira D!
I like these scenes because I love having secret things like this. The bookends,,, ough do u guys get it theyĀ“re bookends... The Beira D is where it all takes place, in the game, and in the pmv. It is the first and last thing you see as Caz, and the first and last thing he sees in the 24 hours this takes place in. It is a very significant location, which is why it bookends the pmv.
Addair and Caz at the Stack:
Getting to animate this whole sequence was a blast. ItĀ“s my absolute favorite part of the game! Followed closely by the ending, but still my most favorite. I just think its a really cool part of the game, and it plays a lot into my Addair headcanons so!!! pretty sick!!
CazĀ“s Memories:
After he drops the lighter, Caz and his family are shown again. You can see him and Suze reconnecting (as well as the fact that I yoinked @inky-ashĀ“s headcanon about them meeting up after he got punched in the face). He also plays with a young Cait. and drawing the hug between them just about made my eyes misty, because he really loves his family,,,, auuuughh,,,
also. the wedding photo.
I didnt really try with their outfits honestly, but I still really love how this came out. the wedding photo means so much to me...
The Lighter:
a little extra bit about the lighter. I drew when it was handed to Finlay, and when she handed it back to Caz. ThereĀ“s no real scene parellells between these scenes, but I do really love them, and the whole fact that the Lighter was originally given to Finlay before she gave it back to Caz.
The Scene That Is Most Definitely Not A Reference:
Just kidding. it is.
The pose and composition is indeed a self-indulgent reference to the first artwork I made of Still Wakes The Deep!
Sinking:
The first time you see Caz in the pmv? HeĀ“s unconscious in the ocean, and sinking.
and the last time you see him? Unconcious, in an ocean, and sinking.
boy I sure do love parallels and things.
The Helmet:
at the very end, his helmet appears in the waves, before sinking below the surface. This is another self-indulgent little detail that serves as a nod to my headcanon!
I also just generally enjoyed drawing Caz and his facial expressions. That man means so much to me, so it was awesome to draw him so much!
also, I think its funny you can tell exactly when I figured out what the Cadal logo looks like, or that there even was a logo on the uniforms.
If you watched the pmv, or read this far, thank you so much!! This game means so much to me, and IĀ“m so glad I could make this pmv. I love all the support this fandom has given me so far, so thank you! Thank you so much! CouldnĀ“t have done this without such an awesome fandom <333
#I finally finished it!!!!!!!#i had no idea it was going to be the Scottish oil rig horror game that freed me from wip purgatory but here we are!!!#still wakes the deep#caz swtd#caz mcleary#muir swtd#swtd#innes swtd#swtd fanart#finlay swtd#brodie swtd#rennick swtd#archie swtd#Gregor swtd#suze swtd#Cait swtd#Maidie swtd#Even Billy Chamberlainās in this one!#roper swtd#trots swtd#gibbo swtd#swtd addair#Youtube
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Hello, I woke this morning to a buddy sending me link to a piece of your amazing art on Insta, saying: "Unsure what's happening here, but its hot af. Who are they? I know you'll know." Thankyou for your art, so much, for giving me the lovely experience of introducing my friend to Starlight Revue, and the opportunity to infect her with the kuromaya (Claudine x Maya) brainrot!
Mission accomplished!!! Introducing more people to Revstar š
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How I have been officially infected with Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers brainrot:
I'm about to complete and post my second Bucky one-shot in four days. In case you didn't know, that is record-breaking fic writing speed for me.
Within those same 4 days, I gained 7 new followers that are all Bucky/Sebastian blogs. Hello, New Friends!
Last night, after I slept off a low-grade fever, I woke up with two new fully-fleshed ideas for Steve x Reader one-shots.
I'm listening to Love Song playlists these days, and I swear every other song I hear sparks another Bucky or Steve romance idea. Like, what even is this?!
It's not like this MCU obsession is unprecedented; before returning to Tolkien, I did Marvel roleplay for a solid 10 years. My total creative output would have been hundreds of thousands of words written, just not in fic format.
What does that mean for this blog and my writing?
Let's be absolutely clear that this is still and will remain a Tolkien-centric blog! I'm just running with the inspiration and writing energy I'm getting from these two blorbos. I haven't made any real progress on my Tolkien fics for many weeks, and I just need to write. I'm sure you all get it. :)
I'm sure the brainrot will calm down and I will make it back to Tolkien "regular programming".
My MCU Masterlist is going to grow, and I would really appreciate it if any of my Mutuals who are in the MCU fandom could show the fics a little love. (and thank you to those who already have!)
If I can somehow convert some Mutuals into loving these two characters, that would just be the BEST ACHIEVEMENT!
PS. I've been wanting to get a Corkcicle coffee mug for a while now, and THIS design happened to be on sale, so I snagged it! If that's not a Sign, I don't know what is.
#sotwk updates#sotwk personal#marvel#mcu#bucky barnes#steve rogers#bucky barnes x reader#steve rogers x reader#bucky barnes fanfiction#steve rogers fanfiction#winter soldier#captain america
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FUCK ME DEAD
SniperTF2 x TeenMerc! Reader
((Year is set in the 2020s))
Tags: Brainrot slang, fluff, platonic relationship, reader consumes tiktok media brainrot and tries to infect sniper
"Fuck Me Dead" is an Australian slang for ffs so please don't misinterpret it as an NSFW fic.
NOT PROOFREAD
Ever since you got the job working as a mercenary for 2 old fucks fighting for a piece of land it's been pretty fun. When you were first offered a position it was equicoval. Why the fuck were they offering a minor a job in a battle-like field? Was this even a legal operation??? Nonetheless, you accepted the offer.
After a good few months of working with your team, you've managed to form a bond with most of them. More specifically, Sniper. The Australian raised New Zealander had become your best friend. Or at least to you. Despite being a introverted fuck when it came to people in general you had managed to get on his good side.
You've hung out with him, watched videos on the Internet together. Though he could never understand "what you kids mean these days", he liked spending time with you.
"Sniper." you called out from his door frame.
"Whaddya want you ankle biter." He replied, visibly cleaning his gun after the day's match.
"Do you have skibidi rizz."
He's stunned by your words and turns to look at you concerningly.
"Mate what? Skibidi rizz..?"
"You have a negative canthal tilt and poor features have you tried looksmsxxing or mewing?"
āWhat the bloody hell is a looksmaxxing???"
"You look like a true autumn lowkey. Wanna be in my OOTD for my GRWM where I show my new Stanley cup I just got?"
".. Wha-"
"Level 5 gyatt rizz LeBron James you are my sunshine my only sunshine tiktok rizz party she ride the dick like a carnival digital circus pomni rose toy edging mewing streak gooner cave is it acoustic? Tiktok shop Ohio sigma tshirt am I deer pretty or bunny pretty. "
"Sheila waiā"
"are you an alpha or a beta male. And swear it on skibidi."
At this point you would have already killed the poor soul because what the fuck were any of the words you just spat out at him. Did you cast a spell on him?? You.. you witch???
"Mate did you hit your head." He stares at you horrified and concerned for your mental state.
".... No."
"I think you should go see medic."
#tf2 headcanons#tf2 sniper#tf2 sniper x reader#sniper x reader#team fortress 2#team fortress 2 fanfiction#tf2 medic#tiktok#the brainrot is real#tiktok brainrot#tf2 x reader#tf2
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Welcome~
Hi, I'm Dee!
I like to write fics, drool over screenshots of Homelander and chat to likeminded people! So don't hesitate to reach out!
Fic Requests - If you have an idea for a fic you'd like me to write you can pop it in my ask box but I don't guarantee that I'll write it. I'm pretty picky about what strikes my fancy but I also want to learn to write things I'm not the most skilled in (+ I'm a chronic people pleaser) - so keep that in mind!
Currently hyperfixated on The Boys (Homelander, really) but I'm also forever infected with the Supernatural brainrot so I'll always be happy to chat about that too.
Fic Masterlist
I try to keep my [AO3] updated if you prefer to read there but I first and foremost publish on my blog.
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The Lucky Winner [AO3] (Homelander x fem!Reader) Summary: You're a huge fan of Homelander but you've always felt too awkward to ever meet your hero at a meet & greet or similar events. Your friends enter you into a Vought competition, where you've got a chance to win a phone call from Homelander himself.Ā Ā
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
The Price of Love [AO3] (Homelander x married!Reader) Summary: Homelander asks you out. Instead of happily accepting like he imagines you to, you let him down revealing that you're married.
Part 1 | Part 2
Imperfectly Perfect [AO3] (Homelander x fem!Reader) Summary: Unfortunately for Homelander, sex isn't always so easy and effortlessly sexy.
Testing the Limits [AO3] (Homelander x female!Reader) Summary: Homelander is learning how to control his strength during rough sex
Part 1 (gn!Reader) | Part 2 (fem!Reader)
First Time for Everything (Homelander x fem!Reader) Summary: Homelander makes you squirt for the first time.
Kinktober Prompts
Exhibitionism: Anywhere, you're mine (Homelander x fem!Reader) Roleplay & CNC: We Play Pretend (Homelander x gn!Reader) Biting: Mark Me Yours (Homelander x fem!Reader) Breastfeeding: Sweet as Honey (Homelander x fem!Reader)
Shorter Requests
Homelander surprises you with a gift (Homelander x fem!Reader)
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