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scumbagsblog · 7 months ago

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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

#wow my first actual post in years lmao #don't expect this to become a regular thing

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rioblitzle · 2 months ago

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working retail

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kenapiece-main · 5 months ago

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

#adhd #autism #Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid #and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem #(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent #i guess? man #i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man

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vulpinesaint · 1 month ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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arcanegifs · 2 months ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x03 - “Finally Got The Name Right”

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wolfythewitch · 3 months ago

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I'm gonna haunt you in your head

The things we did, the last words I said

#art #digital art #tma #the magnus archives #gore tw #jonathan sims #timothy stoker #Tim stoker #Gus fring inspo strikes when you least expect it #vague addition to my desolation Tim au a while back but I don’t think he’s an avatar I think he’s just dead

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cryptocism · 7 months ago

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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #armand iwtv #armand #daniel molloy #devils minion #armandaniel #ancient and powerful 500 year old vampire stalks Random Journalist for 4 years and accidentally falls obsessively in love with him #delectable feed it to me slowly like grapes #genuinely before i read this chapter i thought the armand/daniel dynamic was a nandor/guillermo type of renfield situation #i was not expecting it to be so weirdly wholesome #these two have canonically watched hit 1981 british comedy Time Bandits together like 800 times #deeply unserious i love them so much

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hansoeii · 1 month ago

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Jayce's Journal - A Hidden Entry

#one evening viktor reads through jayce's journal to be up to date on his partner's new findings #when he suddenly comes across an entry he didn't quite expect #he's not going to tell jayce about it #but the next day when they're sitting next to each other in the lab #he smiles a bit brighter every time he looks over to his partner #jayvik #jayvik fanart #jayvik comic #jayce talis #viktor #jayce and viktor #arcane #arcane fanart #my art #digital art #fanart #comic

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wolfsong-the-bloody-beast · 23 days ago

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I wonder how many heart-attacks Blackwall and Solas have per day when Cole is around.

#Dragon Age #Dragon Age: Inquisition #DAI #Blackwall #Thom Rainier #Solas #Cole #be nice to my spirit son Thom #Adaar might bite you... not when... but WHERE you least expect it

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twinliches · 8 months ago

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when i got my medical certificate i very confidently answered the question "what do you do if a person becomes unconscious?" with "remove from the room immediately" only to be met with puzzled silence by the instructor and that's when i learned that the deeply ingrained nautical fear and grim reality of seamen and their rescuers asphyxiating in enclosed spaces due to build up of toxic gas or especially lack of oxygen does not translate to land.

#death cw #asphyxiation cw #just one of many ways my expectations for daily life have been skewed by entering solid ground later in life i guess

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beebfreeb · 9 months ago

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#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.

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symphonyofsilence · 4 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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aintmyjewelry · 9 months ago

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

#we would get a nice coffee cake or pie or streusel #and then make a big batch of coffee #and she and my cousins and other family would just sit around chitchatting #and my grandma always said to call it 'cake and coffee'#so the guests didn't expect dinner #it was like code for be gone before dinner

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

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unapologeticallydorky · 7 months ago

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idk if anyone else felt this way, but in the Shapeshifter ep of Dungeon Meshi, it's treated like a joke that all the copies of Laios are super obviously not him, but isn't it kind of fucked up that Laios's closest companions don't seem to view him as... whole?

None of his companions had an accurate view of him as a person! One of the copies was a stupid, drooling mess! And on top of this, they all believed that because Laios struggles with social cues he wouldn't be observant to them as people. They just... fundamentally don't understand him.

I think the really accurate copies of the rest of the party was drawn from Laios's mind. His powers of observation and analytics are his strength, but that's not the same as being good with social cues.

Anyway. It made me really sad. I know his party cares about him, but it's so isolating to know your friends don't know you.

#i really didnt expect to feel so Seen by dungeon meshi #yes i do struggle to make friends and connect with other people why do you ask #and yes i often get reduced to whatever my current hyperfixation/special interest is #laios is me #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special.#*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments.#We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones!#Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'.#Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode.#I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god.#I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING.#If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

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