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My granny is a fucking savage
#savage#granny#funny#fuck you trump#meme#TikTok#tech savvy grandma#she respects my pronouns#her phone background is a shitty photo of me in the rain post transition#I love her so much#she plays the organ at her church#she’s so cool#I love my granny#she speaks Spanish fluently#she’s so white though#she married a man from Cuba#I never met him#he died before I was born#they owned a music shop in Florida#she lived in Italy for like four years#she was singing opera for the Italians#when I got back from Italy she asked if I’d seen her house#she told me the hip places to go#we face time every Christmas#my mom and I bought her an iPhone#she’s a star with that thing#she can use TikTok so well#she loves Facebook so fucking much#she is about 13 years older than my dad#my dad is 11 years older than my mom
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#welp. my mom passed away this morning while I was out#found out about two hours ago#knew it was coming and knew it was soon but still didn't really expect it to be this morning#pickle pontificates#edit: (5:30 PM) the house feels weird. it sucks. it's been coming for a long time but it still sucks#11:30 PM and I think I'm gonna be okay but it's been a weird weird year#I had better not have to do this again even remotely soon#my dad is significantly older than my mom but that man had still better have at least another 20 years in him and that's a threat.#none of the siblings are allowed to do that period. and the little one's cancer and heart had better behave til she graduates college#i need a break#my eyes hurt. I'm glad about daylight savings for once
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just watched my brother graduate
#he looks so different i havent seen him in YEARS#i was in preschool so i think. 11 years. idk im bad at math#but theres no way i wouldve recognized him if my dad hadnt pointed him out#post posting#told myself i wouldn't be all sad#but yk#cant help but wonder if he cares that we watched#or if his mom even told him#idk shes kinda#yk#i wonder if his mom will show him the video when i graduate#or if he'll even want to watch#ugh this SUCKS#i dont talk about him a lot but its mostly cause my dad doesnt tell me anything about him#i know its his son and he never gets to see him or anything#but hes also my brother#and im old enough to remember knowing him at one point#my other brother isnt#so like. both of them are feeling different things than i am. obviously.#but i cant talk to my friends about it#cause none of them have half siblings and people are SUPER weird about it for some reason#and i mean it just really sucks to have a literal brother who i knew at one point and have good memories with#but also know absolutely nothing about#i mean how can someone know absolutely nothing about their own brother#idk#its not like he knows much about me#hes older so maybe he remembers more#but i DOUBT his mom talks about us#i wonder if he even wants to get to know us
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I actually don’t know how (lie) but somehow my brain refuses to register that people can actually be married for like even 15 years like in my brain 10 is the absolute max (neither of my parents have had a marriage that has lasted over 7 years)
#Just thoughts#i just can’t wrap my head around it#Like what do you mean you’ve been married 20 years that’s not allowed#My brother is 11#You can’t be married longer than my brother has been alive#Especially not my older brothers#like what#marriage#divorce#my dad’s first two marriages were both seven years and both him and my mom are approaching year five in their current marriages
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finding a playlist called Dad Rock and it's all shit i listened to in middle school
#what do you MEAN papa roach is dad rock??? how old is your dad???#i met a guy last night who was talking about how he was in high school during lockdown and his mom is 40 years old#a legal adult who was born after 9/11. whack#i haven't thought much about the fact that my dad is older until recently but some times it really shines through#my dad's a boomer. he remembers where he was when kennedy was shot#that guy's mom is a year younger than my brother
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not me wanting a relationship just so i can have a diff place to sleep every now n then
#@my upstairs neighbours. literally ihope you die. specifically that you die up THERE and no one figures that out fr like three days#so that the whole place becomes a biohazard and the landlord needs to fully replace the shitty ass floors SO no one lives there fr a year <#oh and then obv when it IS open fr new renters any time an interested party comes fr a viewing you haunt them <3#im also gonna bite the realtor who got me my apartment. yeah its so quiet. upstairs? oh theres an older lady w her dog <3#when she said older she meant 5-10 yrs older than you and when she said dog she meant two dogs a boyfriend and an 11 yr old boy#who trudges around somehow even louder than his massive unit of a dad who comes to babysit weekly. i rip them apart w my teeth#not my humble request of ''if at least the zone above my bedroom could quiet down by 10 so that i can sleep'' now biting me in the ass#bc the dad was GENUINELY baffled i came knocking abt the kids yelling and banging on the floor. when it was only 9.30. DEATH. to all of the#i think if i were to start screaming i wouldnt stop. today after work im going back to my moms house to sleep there and am so excited abt i#literally hot millionaire fully in love w me when. i need to sell art to his friends 3x a year and spend the rest of my time globally vibin#oh yeah obviousy im NICE to them tho. like this is the situation WITHOUT them having a motivation to make my life hell#god forbid i complain too often. apparently the prev tenant of my aptmt complained to them daily. im starting to understand why :))))))
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Was I hungry or did I just need to psychoanalyze my cousins and aunt and uncle for an hour and 30 minutes with my parents
#we have a pretty healthy family dynamic and my parents have a hard time understanding why the other family is So Fucked Up#especially my dad since he's an only child#and my mom was honestly sort of parentified since she's 11 years older than her half sister and 15 years older than her half brother#but luckily for them!! i analyze things OBSESSIVELY#motives! dynamics! psychological shit! i've got it all#not to mention i have something they'll never have: i got to experience through the eyes of a child my aunt and uncle's parenting style#which was SHIT#that was a fun little talk ngl#sunnie speaks
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As Fate Would Have It | Chapter Two
It's your first day of work at Skywalker Enterprises.
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rating: mature | pairing: dilf!anakin skywalker x afab!reader | wc: 3.7k | read on ao3
warnings: swearing, age-gaps, sexual fantasies
The moms at St. Lucas Preparatory School are shameless. Single, divorced, and married women (and some men) alike can’t help but hold their breath when Anakin Skywalker steps onto campus. The dads are intimidated by him and the moms… well, let’s just say the moms have less than school appropriate thoughts about the billionaire.
Anakin detests the end of the year. He hates being involved at the school. He doesn’t want to spend 2 hours of his day off packing meals in a crowded gymnasium with other parents who also don’t want to be there.
He doesn’t want to make small talk or ask about Luke and Leia’s classmates because frankly, he doesn’t give a crap. The only children he likes are his own and he won’t pretend otherwise.
“Mr. Skywalker,” Leia’s teacher, Ms. Clark sighs, “you are the only parent in my class who has yet to sign up for a slot at this year's Cranberry Sauce.” Cranberry Sauce is just the name the school gives the Thanksgiving Drive to make it sound more “fun”.
Anakin gives his children a kiss on their foreheads and sends them through the school gates. Once they’re out of earshot, he addresses Leia’s teacher. “I already wrote a check to buy the damn food. Isn’t that sufficient?”
“Mr. Skywalker,” Ms. Clark repeats with annoyance. If it were up to her, she’d let Anakin donate all of the money he wants in order to keep him from volunteering at school events. She thinks he’s arrogant, stuck-up, and far too handsome for any man to be. So she decides to loathe him since she can’t fuck him. But Headmaster Franklin is adamant Anakin attends the event.
“I really insist that you participate for at least an hour at Cranberry Sauce next weekend. It is important for your children to see you involved at the school. At their school.”
Anakin’s tall and broad stature seems to grow even larger at this statement. How dare this woman insinuate anything about him as a father?
“You think I’m not involved in my childrens’ lives?” Anakin has just enough self-control not to completely raise his voice at his daughter’s fourth grade teacher. Especially since parents are continuing to drop off their kids. “You think I’m an absent father who gives the school money to compensate for my lack of paternal instincts?”
“I didn’t say that,” Ms. Clark answers cautiously. “There is no need to make a scene. I have no doubts you are an excellent father, Mr. Skywalker. I don’t think Leia would be the young lady she is if you weren’t. One hour. That's all we ask.”
Anakin raises an eyebrow. “We?”
“Oh, um, well-” Ms. Clark stammers. Busted. She sighs with defeat. “Headmaster Franklin would very much like to see you there.”
“I’m sure he would,” Anakin replies smugly. Headmaster Franklin wants him there for publicity. Anakin should be more pissed about that than being accused of not being a present parent, but he’s not. He likes his ego stroked every now and then. “One hour.”
“Thank you,” Ms. Clark smiles tightly. “Does 10-11 work for you?”
“Fine,” Anakin waves his hand dismissively as he gets a message on his phone.
Ben Kenobi
Your new secretary is here.
Shit. It’s Anakin’s first day without Dorothy. No wonder the morning has gone the way it has. Between Luke spilling orange juice on his shirt, Leia’s uncooperating French braids, and his conversation with Ms. Clark, Anakin can’t help but fear the change in routine with a new assistant. He types his response.
Anakin Skywalker
Assistant. Not secretary. I’ll be there in 20 minutes.
Ben Kenobi
If you say so.
Ben Kenobi is Anakin’s closest friend. Some might even call them brothers. Ben is fifteen years older than Anakin, married to the mayor, and enjoys fly fishing on the weekends. He’s also Luke and Leia’s godfather. Should anything happen to Anakin, there is no one else he’d trust to raise and watch over his children than Ben Kenobi.
And Ben knows better than anyone that Anakin doesn’t like change. He’s been dreading Dorothy’s last day since she told him she was retiring a year ago. How was he going to find someone as good as her? Someone who anticipates his needs before he does?
That’s why he tasked her with finding her own replacement. He’s just too busy to interview a replacement for Dorothy himself. He wouldn’t know what to look for, anyway. If he doesn’t know what he wants in a woman to date, how is he supposed to know what he wants in a new assistant?
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“Mr. Skywalker is not in at the moment. Can I take a message?” You’ve uttered that exact sentence at least seven times since you arrived at the office at 8:00 a.m. Now, as it nears 9:00, you expect to see your new boss very soon.
Each time you hear the elevator ding, you look up with hopefulness at the arrival of the esteemed Anakin Skywalker. What will you say to him? How will you introduce yourself? Will he be nice and welcoming? God, you hope so. You’ve read just about every article, watched every interview, and listened to every podcast he’s done to prepare yourself for the job. The consensus is the same in all of them.
Anakin Skywalker is generous, he’s polite, and generally gets along with everyone— if you don’t get on his nerves. And, according to Dorothy, he’s a charmer.
“Yes, absolutely,” you say while taking notes of the message on a legal pad. Your head is down so you don’t notice Anakin walking out of the elevator. He stops 5 steps away from your desk. His ribs feel like they’re collapsing around his lungs because of that voice. Why does he know that voice?
“I will let Mr. Skywalker know you called as soon as he gets into the office.” You hang up the phone and as you look up, there he is in all of his gorgeous glory.
You actually have to tell yourself to take a breath because he’s even more handsome in person. Faint lines around his eyes represent years of life he lived before you were born. His dark blonde hair is combed back effortlessly and is it wrong that you want to run your hands through it? Yeah, probably. He’s your boss and over twenty years older than you.
“It’s-” Anakin can’t even say more than that because holy fuck. Is he dreaming? He squeezes his eyes and then opens them, only to see you now standing with your hand extended to him. “It’s… you.”
“Um, yes,” you say while awkwardly returning your arm to your side. “I’m Y/N. Your new assistant. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Skywalker.”
“I- um, yes,” Anakin clears his throat. Christ, that wasn’t even a sentence. “I need to take care of something,” he says on his way towards his office. “I am not to be disturbed until I come out. Do you understand?”
“Y-yes. Yes, sir,” you barely answer before Anakin’s office door is shut violently. Well, that certainly wasn’t the introduction you were expecting or hoping for. You’re starting to think not meeting him beforehand was a bad idea. It honestly should’ve been a red flag but Dorothy insisted it was fine.
It doesn’t seem fine.
And things definitely aren’t fine. For Anakin, that is. To say he’s freaking out is putting it lightly. He paces the length of his office, shoving his fingers through his hair and muttering to himself. “It can’t be. There’s no way it can be her.”
Maybe he’s hallucinating. Maybe he’s having an incredibly vivid dream where his favorite OnlyFans performer, who he has known as HoneySuckle for the last three years is his new assistant. What did you say your name is? Anakin couldn’t hear you over the erection that was forming in his pants because he knows your voice. He’s cum from your voice alone. He’s cum because of you so, so many times.
This can’t be happening.
He’s never seen your entire face but he knows it’s you. He’d recognize your lips in a police lineup. He hears your voice in his wet dreams. He just knows it’s you.
And the fact that he has a hard-on is a problem. A problem he wishes you could take care of but you can’t because now you work for him and he’s your boss. This is all so, so wrong.
Anakin doesn’t so much sit on his leather chair as he does collapse into it. This was never supposed to happen. Yes, he has dreamed about meeting you on more than one occasion. He’s thought about telling you who he is during your countless direct messages so many times. He’s thought about using his infinite resources to find out who you really are on more than one occasion.
But he always concluded that it would be so insanely wrong and borderline creepy if he did that. You were always supposed to remain a fantasy. Just a nameless woman on a screen who doesn’t live in the same country, state, or city as him.
Yet here you are— sitting outside of his office, taking his calls, calling him Mr. Skywalker and being even more beautiful than he could have imagined.
You are no longer the woman on his tablet spewing filthy words as you make yourself orgasm. You’re tangible. You have a name- although he can’t remember what it is. He replays the interaction over in his head. The feeling he felt when he saw you was reminiscent of seeing his wife walk down the aisle at their wedding. He was a blundering mess then, just as he is a blundering mess now.
He doesn’t even want to think about your first impression of him. He’s supposed to be Anakin Skywalker for crying out loud! The suave, handsome millionaire who has the ability to make men cower and women fall to their knees. The embarrassment he feels from that interaction is enough to subdue his hard-on. He pours himself a bit of Bourbon, shoots it back like it’s a normal thing to do at 9 in the morning, and prepares to reintroduce himself to you.
Anakin smooths his hands down his slacks before opening his door. As his eyes are magnetized to you, his heart starts beating irregularly. Get a fucking grip.
You stand attentively when you notice Anakin walking towards you. Worried you made a terrible impression on him, you wait to speak. But Anakin doesn’t say anything either and now he’s standing in front of your desk, all tall and lean and smelling like Cedar and Whiskey. He’s looking at you with an expression you can’t read. Did Dorothy tell him anything about you? Or did he go into this just as blind as you did?
His eyes seem to dance all over your body which makes you feel like he’s studying you. Or criticizing every single thing about your appearance. From your simple burgundy dress to the pearl studs you bought with some of Skyguy81’s most recent (and overly generous) tip.
Finally, because his gaze on you was becoming too much to bear, you are the one to talk first. “Is there something I can do for you, Mr. Skywalker?”
Yeah, you can remind him of your name for starters. “Do you have messages for me?” is what he asks instead.
“Yes,” you answer, picking up the pad you’ve been scribbling notes on for the last hour. “Rex sent over the final schematics for the 0525 project that needs your approval by 3 p.m. today in order to begin production. Mayor Kryze’s office called about the upcoming Gala in December and wanted to know if you would be in attendance. And if so, how many tickets should they reserve? Oh, and someone from St. Lucas Preparatory School called to let you know that your son ripped his pants and needs a new pair brought to school because they don’t have any new pants in his size.”
Anakin taps his index finger on your desk while he listens to you. He barely registers anything you say because it’s really hard to hear your voice without getting aroused. It’s hard even looking at you without automatically picturing you naked. There’s not an inch of your skin he’s never seen. Well, except for the top half of your face which now, of course, he has seen. And God, does he love what you have to offer.
You’re still relaying messages but suddenly you’re bent over your desk, gripping the edge of it with pale knuckles as Anakin slams into you over, and over, and over. He’s making you yelp his name so loudly the whole building can hear you.
“Mr. Skywalker?”
Anakin snaps back into reality where you’re still fully clothed and definitely not moaning his name. “What?” comes out a little harsher than he intended. And he immediately regrets it when he sees you visibly shrink right before him.
“What- what would you like me to tell the Mayor’s office?”
Anakin has gone as a bachelor to the last two Christmas Galas. Ben stays close to Satine the whole night and he really doesn’t see the point in asking a woman he has no interest in to be his date. Plus, going alone lets him leave the party with whomever he wants or to call it a night and go home early to watch ELF and drink peppermint cocoa with his kids.
“Have them put me down for 2.”
You nod whilst making another note on the pad. “And what about your son’s pants?”
“Did they say where he ripped them?”
“Right down the middle,” you answer.
Anakin shakes his head. “Oh, Luke,” he mutters to himself. “Alright, I’ll go home and get him a new pair.”
“Icandoit,” rushes out of your mouth.
“What?”
“Sorry, my mouth moved faster than my brain,” you reply, hoping Anakin will find it endearing instead of annoying. “I said I can do it. I don’t mind. It’s my job, isn’t it?”
Anakin opens his mouth but doesn’t say anything. Yes, technically it’s your job to do this sort of errand. But Anakin doesn’t want you going to his house alone, sifting through his son’s drawers, and bringing him new pants to his school.
Primarily because he’d much rather you be in his home under different circumstances.
“We’ll go together,” Anakin decides against his better judgment. “I’ll drive.”
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So, Anakin definitely didn’t think things through when he said he’d drive.
In what world did he think sharing a close, confined space with you was a good idea? This whole morning has been a cluster-fuck. Honestly. He’s still struggling to wrap his head around who you are. When you announced Squirting for Sky was going to be your last video, he thought what a devastation it would be to not look forward to your videos every week. Who would’ve thought you’d be the one replacing his dear old assistant the very next week? The odds of it all are overwhelming.
But isn’t this what he’s always wanted? The opportunity to meet you? To know your name and know you personally? Every wish of his has been granted— except for the fact that he is your boss and you are technically his subordinate. He says technically because Dorothy always felt more like family than an employee.
You could be family.
You could be so much more than his assistant.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Anakin. Be reasonable. She’s your employee. She’s practically a kid.
Anakin looks over to you for the first time since getting in the car. You’re pressed against the side of the passenger door, knees angled away from him and arms crossed over your chest. “Are you cold?”
“Oh,” you say, looking at him with a tentative smile. “A little.”
“You should’ve said so,” Anakin turns on the heater and your seat warmer. “My kids call seat warmers butt toasters. Let me know if your butt gets too toasty.”
You have to bite your lip to keep from laughing.
There’s an awkward pause as Anakin realizes what he just said. He absolutely cannot think about your butt any longer than he has to because we all know how that will end.
(A hard cock, in case that wasn’t clear).
“I mean, uh- shit,” Anakin briefly closes his eyes to compose himself. Let me know if your butt gets too toasty?
“Just turn it off yourself if you get too warm.”
Do you make him nervous? No way. You decide to let it go. “Kids? Plural?”
“Yeah.” Anakin drapes his right arm over the center console and taps his fingers against the gear shift. Long, dexterous fingers at that. You have to look away before you start thinking about something completely inappropriate of your boss. “I have twins. A boy and a girl. Luke, he’s the silly one. Right now he’s big into archeology. He’s also pretty clumsy, hence the rip in his pants. And Leia, my daughter, she’s far too serious for any 9 year old to be. She says she wants to be a senator when she grows up.”
This is the longest you’ve been able to look at Anakin without feeling your cheeks burning. Now, they’re just hot because of the heater blasting in your face. “You light up when you talk about them,” you say. “You must love them a lot.”
“More than anything,” Anakin doesn’t hesitate. “Here we are.”
You should’ve been paying attention on how to get to his house from the office. Surely, you’ll be running these errands on your own if things go well with your employment. Oh, well. That’s what the Maps is for.
Anakin’s house is a stunning Eichler. It looks straight out of an Architectural Digest cover. The lawn outside is perfectly cropped and perfectly green but littered with a soccer ball, football, a baseball bat and whiffle balls. You wouldn’t have pegged Anakin for a mid-century modern kind of guy. You would’ve thought he’d opt for an insanely modern, sterile house.
As you walk through the atrium and into the main body of the house, it’s clear it is a family home. Anakin uses his foot to sweep his kids’ shoes out of the way so you don’t trip over them. “Sorry about the mess.”
“It’s okay,” you shrug. Anakin’s house isn’t even all that messy. It just looks like a home. There are so many pictures on the walls, it would be impossible to look at all of them in one go. One in particular, though, catches your eye. It’s the largest out of all of them and the only one in black and white. A significantly younger Anakin is at the bedside of who you presume to be his wife with two bundles of babies in their arms. They are both looking down and smiling. His wife was stunning. They definitely made an attractive couple.
It’s not lost on you that there are no other pictures of Anakin’s kids with their mom. He’s only spoken about his wife’s death in one interview, about a year after her passing. If you remember correctly, she died shortly after the twins were born.
You can’t imagine the kind of pain and heartache Anakin must have felt losing his wife. You don’t know what it feels like to experience that kind of grief. You want to tell Anakin you’re sorry for his loss, but what good will that do? Is there any consolation in that at all?
You’re still looking at the photo when Anakin returns from Luke’s room with a new pair of tan pants. You can feel his presence right beside you and the silence is louder than words.
He shouldn’t have brought you back here. It’s only your first day and you’ve already seen too much of his life.
“Let’s go,” Anakin orders. You nod without a word and follow him out to the car.
The tension in the air is palpable on your way to St. Lucas Prep. You feel like you’ve done something wrong by simply stepping foot in Anakin’s house. His whole demeanor shifted when he came back to the front room with Luke’s pants. Does he regret bringing you to the house? If so, why? Dorothy clearly laid out your responsibilities to you. Tending to personal matters at Anakin’s house is part of the job. You are not just a professional assistant, but a personal assistant, too.
You can’t stand not knowing why someone is upset with you. “Did I do something wrong?”
Anakin’s grip on the steering wheel tightens. “No.”
Wow, how reassuring. “Okay, then why do I feel like I did something to upset you?”
You’re really pressing your limit with him right now. You’ve only just met 2 hours ago. See, this is why meeting him should’ve been part of the hiring process. You’d be a lot more acquainted with each other than you are right now.
If only you knew how acquainted Anakin is with you…
“You didn’t,” is all he says. But with a twitch of his jaw, you still feel like he’s not telling you the truth.
“Look, Mr. Skywalker,” you begin. “I understand Dorothy meant a great deal to you, and her leaving is going to be an adjustment. But I promise you I am capable of this job. I’m never late, I’m up late all the time so if there was anything you needed, I’d be able to fulfill it. I love kids, I’m a hard worker and I would really appreciate it if you gave me a chance before making any decisions about me.”
“You’re right,” Anakin says. “I’ll give you a chance.” But he’s already made up his mind. He doesn’t have to ‘give you a chance’ to know that he wants you. He is crawling out of his skin with how badly he wants you. And he knows it’s wrong, probably immoral, but he really doesn’t care. Because now that you’ve been inside of his home, the boundary that should exist between him as your boss and you as his employee feels impossibly blurry.
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Could you maybe do a child reader x Ozzie and fizzy? The details are up to you, I just want them to be my dads! Thanks❤️
AWE OMG ��️☹️☹️☹️ MY FIRST OZZIE AND FIZZ ASK BLOWS UP (i love them a normal amount) YES!!! This will be more in a headcanon bc I have so many thoughts and if this was a fic i think i would spend a year on it LMFAOO- Reader will be around 11-13! Slightly older kid but still a kid at the end of the day!! Also because my tiktok feed is filled with lamb girl reader will also be a lambkin!! A good portion of the beginning is me explaining the lamb demon premise lol
To be love is to be changed | Fizzmodeus x Child! GN! Reader
Relationship: Familial Warnings: None!! Pretty fluffy!!
You weren’t the typical demon, looking more like the sheep in the overworld than any demon in hell.
Soft fluffy wool covered your body, save for your face. Your rounded snout and big eyes with semi-long lashes differed from the other hellborn children. Black hooved for feet and hands, making it slightly inconvenient to do day-to-day tasks, however, your kin adapted. Visibly the image or purity in a place of debauchery. Seemingly the only speck of light in a place that was consumed with darkness.
Fizz was the one who found you in the greed ring, taking you in after seeing you steal from a Shark Demon. He liked the balls you had to do that (and was insanely worried that something would happen to you if you got caught.)
Since Fizz welcomed you with open arms, and you weren’t that much of a threat (you are literally a child lol), Asmodeus opened you with even wider arms.
Ozze is the mom while Fizz is the dad. Nothing you can say will change my mind on that.
While Fizz does fret over you, it is nothing compared to Ozzie. If Ozzie is at work and gets pulled aside to be told that you hurt yourself or are sick, he will cancel his show and head home immediately.
While Ozzie is a worryrat, he isn’t a helicopter parent. He actually believes that you need your independence, especially since you aren’t that young. However, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have the hell version of Life 360. He tracks your ass so much that if he gets the low battery notif, he is calling you to tell you to charge your phone.
Fizz on the other hand is more of the chaotic parent. As in you both are banned from the kitchen, both separately and alone. To make a long story short, it started with the fork on fire and escalated to the hallway mat being singed. If you look under the replacement mat, you can still see the scorched marks of soot that were just too hard to get out. But that doesn’t mean Fizz can’t be stern with you. If anything, you prefer it when Ozzie is stern, since it is a little eerie to you when his smile isn’t there.
Do not be fooled, while they will give you some of the things you want. you will not be spoiled insanely. You still have to pick up around your room (they told the staff not to clean your room), and in turn, you get an allowance so you can buy the things you want.
If you try to hustle them and tell them that the other hasn’t paid you to get double the amount, literally do not get caught. They won’t pay you for your next allowance LMFAO.
In the beginning, you only called them Fizz and Ozzie, which they respected. It made sense in their heads since they weren’t really your dads, and they kinda just picked you off the streets. However when you got comfortable enough to refer to them as your dads? They were over the moon and cried to each other.
How you approached the topic with them was by having them sit down in the living room with you.
Ozzie and Fizz were sitting down on the couch as you paced the floor. You had invited them to the living room stating that you needed to talk and asked them to sit. Albeit they were very confused as to what you needed to talk about, and seeing the worry on your face, didn’t really help with the nerves. They were holding one another’s hand as a comfort. There was a brief moment where you stopped and looked at them, before turning and beginning to pace again. Fizz and Ozzie looked at one another, asking if the other knew what was going on and denying it.
“Uhh…Kid?” Fizz starts after a bit, looking back at Ozzie for a moment before he looks back at your pacing figure. “Is everything alright?”
Instead of answering, you stopped and looked at the two of them. You left the room, furthering their confusion. It didn’t take long for you to come back with a laptop, the same one they had gifted you after a month of your stay. You connected it to the TV and put on display a PowerPoint.
“REASONS AS TO WHY YOU SHOULD ADOPT ME AND LET ME CALL YOU MY DADS.”
You had made a PowerPoint to talk to them and ask them if it was okay if you could call them dad
In said PowerPoint, you gave all the reasons (most of which said that you were awesome) and benefits of adopting you (benefits were that they get a cool kid in turn). You also went over the possible dad name variations for them and the reasons behind them. You even gave the origins of the names which amused Fizz to no end.
To make a long teary heartfelt story short, they adopted you.
However, they had to do so in a way that didn’t get the media’s attention. Just because they were celebrities and figureheads, doesn’t mean they want you in the spotlight. Rather they agreed to wait until you were either close to being or were an adult to even announce that you were their kid (if you wanted to).
This also means that if you wanted to go out, you couldn’t go out with either of them, since the media knows that they were together, it wasn’t too far out of the picture for them to have a kid. This also extends to you not going to hospitals, rather they get a physician to come to their place and check on your health. It is this whole thing where they have a security check the doctor for any decisions or any stuff that could record your existence. (Said physician is threatened that if anything about you was leaked, they would hunt him down personally.) So sadly not a lot of days out together, however, they make up for it with at-home movie nights, game nights, and even sleepovers.
Very keen on your privacy, both in the public and at home. They always knock and make sure to not do anything to cross any of your boundaries.
Ozzie has to be careful not to talk about too much of his work around you. You may not be a little kid, but you are still a kid and he believes that no kid should be exposed to his field so early in their life. Fizz is also careful not to talk about Ozzie’s work and doesn’t go too in-depth about Mammon’s treatment around you.
If you are prone to nightmares, they will both personally comfort you. Even if you feel silly about it, since in your tween mind, you are too old to have your dads wait for you to fall asleep because you were too scared, they don’t mind. They will drop whatever they are holding if it means making you comfortable.
Overall very lovely parents, and they love you dearly. With you in their lives, they feel that they have changed for the better and they cannot imagine their lives without you. Seeing you as their shining light, as they continue to raise you, they hope that your bright light never diminishes.
omg dude i rewrote this so mant times because the first attempts were kinda depressing bawling NAYWAYS IM SO HAPPY WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT AND HOPE U GUYS ENJOYED HEHE
#helluva boss x reader#helluva fizzarolli#helluva asmodeus#asmodeus x fizzarolli#fizzarolli x reader#asmodeus x reader#fizzmodeus x reader#child reader
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My take on Dallas’s backstory
Warning: yap session and different opinions
• His mom and dad are separated, his mom left when he was around 4-5, and yes, she did give him his necklace
• This one’s controversial and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it be before, brace yourself everyone, but… Dallas Winston had a loving father (is shot dead behind a Denny’s)
• Listen I’m not saying he was the best dad but he tried, just some people aren’t meant to raise kids
• His dad’s also a cop
• He also had a big brother, 4 years older than him and his name is definitely something like Houston, Austin, Smokey, or rodey(short for rodeo)
• He was always the trouble maker, the fun loving, wild kid who would do things just to mess with his police officer dad
• Dally was the little kid who took himself to seriously, always wanted to be just like his big brother
• Then one day, they’re living in New York, dal’s 11, his brothers 15, dally’s brother lets him tag along, it’s nothing big, it’s not even a rumble, just a dumb fight
• Someone calls the cops and all the kids fighting scatter, running away from the police doesn’t help anyone’s case, and there’s a shot and dally’s brother just drops (Winston boys when being shot by the police)
• Dal’s 11, he’s a kid, his brother was just killed in front of him so of course when one of the cops runs over to check everything out, he resists, he sees the cops face, the one who shot his big brother, dally freezes, the cop freezes too, it’s his dad
• Nothings ever the same in the family, Dallas is different, angry, angrier than any child his age should be, his dad’s trying to fix everything, put it back together but he just can’t
• It’s a few months later when he requests to be transferred somewhere, anywhere away from New York, he can’t be where he killed his son
• They end up heading to Kansas, dal gets out of the car at a gas station and books it, he eventually ends up in Tulsa, meets buck who definitely doesn’t remind him of his brother and just sticks
@stew-magnetos-version (because he asked)
#can you tell this is inspired by rumble fish?#this is so messy :(#the outsiders 1990#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#the outsiders book#dallas winston#buck merrill#dally winston#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#johnny cade#steve randle#two bit mathews
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2023 𝙗𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙘 1
masterlist | ✨- fav fics | status - complete
All of them are COMPLETE Series.
1. hurts like hell by @extremelyblackandwhite
Bucky x Maximoff!Reader
she loses him at the battle of wakanda and grows into a morally grey witch trying to gain him back.
2. Broken by @soulgazingwithbucky
Bucky x Reader
You built the bridge between you and Bucky Barnes, but he only knows how to watch things burn.
3. Blood Petals by @picassho-18
Mob!Bucky x Assassin!Reader
When the famous death hungry assassin, the Blood Mistress, and the charismatic mob boss of Brooklyn city, James Barnes meet, heads will most definitely roll.
4. It’s A Match by @ofstarsandvibranium
Chubby!Bucky x Reader
You’re back home for Spring Break and you’re swiping through Tinder in the middle of the night. You come across the profile of your high school history teacher that you may or may not have had a slight crush on. Throwing impulse control out the window, you swipe right. Lo and behold, you’re shocked to find that you matched.
5. Ruin by @sinner-as-saint
Mob!Bucky x Reader
You work at a café owned by your family, close to your uni. And most of your days are pretty laid back and calm, but that is until you catch the eye of the mob boss. Your cute skirts and soft sweaters make him weak. Your innocence captivates him. And he wants you, badly. He wants you in his bed, wants his hand under those cute little skirts… he wants to ruin you.
6. A Taste for Older Men by @seventven
DBF!Bucky x Reader
y/n is moving back in with her parents after breaking up with her college boyfriend. due to an emergency at work, y/n’s dad is unable to pick her up and sends his friend bucky in his stead. to bucky’s surprise, y/n is no longer the innocent girl he remembers from years back.
7. Always by @jadedvibes
Best Friend!Bucky x Reader
Bucky realizes he's in love with you right before graduation, but you accepted a job offer across the country. Fortunately, nothing, not even distance can hinder the way you feel about one another.
8. Running From the Past by @green-eyeddragonfanfiction
Bucky x Mutant!Reader
Reader is a mutant who was experimented on by HYDRA. Due to her unique powers, she escapes without being seen when the Avengers attack the Hydra compound she’s been kept in for the last 5 years of her life. Her mutations and Hydra experiments allow her to blend in with her surroundings and change her appearance in minor ways, though the changes are only temporary. She’s now on the run, avoiding both Hydra and SHIELD.
9. Operation: Faking It…? by @povlvr
Bucky x Avenger!Reader
Surely faking a relationship to improve the public opinion of one beefy super solider known as Bucky Barnes would be the easiest of mission for two well seasoned Avengers? Tony Stark seems to think so & decides to task you with 'Operation: Faking it', but what happens when you realise there might be less faking needed than originally planned?
10. Misconceptions by @firefly-in-darkness
Bucky x Reader
Bucky Barnes overhears a conversation that he shouldn’t have…
11. Bucky & the Beast by @thejamesoldier
Assistant!Bucky x Boss!Reader
“You were an asshole back in high school but now you’re my boss.”
12. Buckyvision by @fictionalmemories ✨
Bucky x Reader
While fighting Wanda with you, Bucky gets hit with her power and wakes up to a reality that’s not his own.
13. Best. Date. Ever | Best. Proposal. Ever by @bitsandbobsandstuff
Bucky x Reader
This wasn’t quite what you had in mind.
14. Just Like You by @ladyfallonavenger
Dad!Bucky x Mom!Reader
The Reader loses Bucky in the snap and life presents a whole new challenge.
15. Heart of Steal by @invisibleanonymousmonsters
Knight!Bucky x Princess!Reader
Sir James is known throughout the lands as the most fearsome and honorable warrior. Ballads have been written about him. Men fear him. He is the most trusted knight of the King Henry. So why has he given up the glories of war and pledged his loyalty to Princess Y/N?
16. will you love me tomorrow? by @buckys-darling
Bucky x Reader
You and Bucky are friends who fuck and nothing more. That’s what you’ll keep telling yourself, at least.
17. I Needed You by @ofheroesandvillains ✨
Bucky x Reader
Reader tries to make sense of her feelings, it doesn’t really go too well, especially when Bucky already has a girl.
18. sweet by @noceurous
FWB!Bucky x Reader
it was something cliche but your fuck buddy fell for you nonetheless, even though you swore you would never do relationships again. But rules are meant to be broken.
19. Hope Of It All by @bethdutten ✨
Bucky x Avenger!Reader
set between WS and CW; after saving Steve and breaking from Hydra, Bucky remembers you from the helicarrier. He doesn’t know where else to go.
20. Season Of The Witch by @msmarvelwrites
Bucky x Enhanced!Reader
Your witchy abilities get you in quite a bit of trouble from time to time… But this time you don’t mind so much.
21. The Last Word by @thefallenbibliophilequote
Bucky x Reader
you and Bucky never get along, it’s not that you hate him- it’s just that he always finds ways to get on your nerves. You’ve had enough of it.
22. Super Mom by @marvelous-imagining
Bucky x Single Mom!Reader
23. Take Me Out by @shamevillain
Assassin!Bucky x Assassin!Reader
You and Bucky are both professionally trained assassins. Both contracted to kill the other. Both completely unaware.
24. Like I Want You by @tmpestuous
College!Bucky x Reader
you and bucky have been best friends your entire life and it’s never been anything but platonic. so why do things get so bad when he gets a new girlfriend?
25. Overthinking by @galaxy-siren
Bucky x Assistant!Reader
Tony and Bruce’s lab assistant, Y/N, is harboring feelings for Bucky. When she accidentally texts him that he’s cute, she overthinks the whole situation. It might just take the meddling of the other Avengers to work this out.
26. So This Is Love by @ofstarsandvibranium
Chubby!College!Bucky x Reader
friend and roommate, Bucky, is a bit of an annoying fuckboy. He sleeps around as well as tries to be as annoying to you as possible. But here’s the thing: you don’t mind any of it.
27. Some Alpha by @/ofstarsandvibranium
Alpha!Bucky x Reader
Bucky is an Alpha, but can never seem to find someone who wants him to be their Alpha. Until he finds you, a Beta, who’s as firey as an Alpha, yet also tender-hearted like an Omega.
28. The Favors by @bbyboybucket
Virgin!Bucky x Reader
Reader assumes that Bucky is experienced due to him being a ladies man in the 40s, however, she finds out that he’s never been touched and decides to help him out.
29. take my breath away by @buckycuddlebuddy ✨
Dilf!Neighbor!Pornstar!Bucky x Reader
who knew that your silent, very good-looking neighbor with the cutest kid was such a devil under his grumpy and quiet behavior...
30. Capital Letters by @sinner-as-saint
Writer!Bucky x Assistant!Reader
James Buchanan Barnes, one of the best, most admired and affluent authors of your time turns out to be nothing but a heartless man... or so you thought.
#bucky barnes fic rec#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x y/n#bucky barnes x you#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes series#winter soldier x reader#mob!bucky#chubby!bucky#bucky x assassin!reader#dbf!bucky#best friend!bucky#bucky x enhanced!reader#bucky x mutant!reader#bucky x avenger!reader#dad!bucky x mom!reader#dad!bucky#bucky barnes x single mom!reader#Knight!Bucky x Princess!Reader#fwb!bucky#bucky x hydra!reader#assassin!bucky#roommate!bucky#bucky barnes college au#college!bucky#bucky x assistant!reader#alpha!bucky x omega!reader#alpha!bucky#pornstar!bucky#dilf!bucky
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Saving Grace Chapter 11
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Aurora Stark
Summary: Fate weaves its hand where it must.
Warnings: 1940’s!Bucky, kidnapping
Series Masterlist
Aurora followed Zemo through the labyrinthine corridors that eventually led to his garage. More cars, she thought, sliding into the passenger-side front seat. He drove in silence, and it wasn’t until they crossed the border of Riga that she sensed something amiss.
“Where are we going?” she asked, swiveling her head to look around.
He remained quiet, his eyes focused on the road ahead as he gripped the steering wheel. He glanced once out of the rearview mirror, as snow-covered forest cut off view of the city.
Aurora squirmed uncomfortably in the leather seat. She thought about opening the door and jumping out. Zemo must’ve read her mind, because before her fingers reached the handle, she heard the telltale click of it locking. “Zemo,” she warned, “stop and turn around.”
“I cannot do that, liebling,” he murmured. “You are too invaluable. James does not see it, but I do.”
“What are you talking about?” she demanded.
“Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, he intends to use me as a means to an end. Well, two can play that game.”
~ * ~
Seven years ago
Aurora crashed through the canopy, swiping sweaty hair out of her face with a huff. She tried running off her frustration. When that didn’t work, she turned to the only person who could shed some clarity on the situation. “Mom… Mom… Mother!”
“This will be the one and only time I respond to such impudence. I expect better from you. Patience is a virtue, my darling.”
“I don’t have patience, especially not with that man,” Aurora retorted, pointing her finger in the direction of the hut. “He needs more than patience, he needs—”
“Are you talking about Bucky?” asked Aphrodite, calmly.
“I can’t with him. He’s grumpy, hard-headed, and unreasonable!” Aurora huffed again, recalling the argument they had prior to her stomping out. “He’s worse than Dad.”
“What happened?”
“We had a fight.”
“About?”
Aurora deadpanned. “I- I don’t remember.” All she knew was he wasn’t listening, and she grew more and more irritated by the second. Who cares if he was older than her, had more life experience, he— Oh, right. Feeling flush along the back of her neck and on her cheeks, now tinted red, she averted her eyes under her mother’s unyielding, albeit sympathetic, gaze. “He was trying to tell me to be more careful, and I didn’t wanna hear it.”
Aphrodite’s laughter was like a gentle breeze. “Who’s more like Tony? Bucky is only trying to impart wisdom, and you’d do well to heed it. That, and he deserves compassion.”
“Don’t you dare take his side,” Aurora grumbled, even if her mother was partly right. He’d been through so much, but it was no excuse.
“Come, my darling, sit.” Aphrodite patted the spot next to her on a sunny patch of grass. “You know, once upon a time, I looked into his heart. That man, for all his hard-headedness, has a heart of gold.”
“You… What?” Aurora sputtered. “When?”
“I knew James Buchanan Barnes, before he shipped out with his unit. For one night, we drank and we danced, but his heart belonged to someone else.” She leveled her eyes with Aurora’s.
“In 1943?” she gawked.
With an almost imperceptible shrug of her shoulders, her mother said, “Fate weaves its hand where it must.”
~ * ~
1943
Sergeant Barnes was handsome and charismatic—undeniably so. Anyone who saw him knew it, including Aphrodite. Sitting at the bar, flirting with the bartender as he poured her free drinks, she turned her head just as he entered. Dressed in an Army uniform, hat cocked sideways, he captivated the entire room.
“A round at the bar for these good folks!” he shouted, to the cheers of his regiment. Removing his hat, he sat on the stool next to hers, eyes glossing over her. Swallowing roughly, he quickly composing himself. “What about you?” he asked, his lips curled into a smirk. “Can I get the most beautiful dame in the world a drink?”
“In the world?” Aphrodite giggled. “My, my, you do know how to flatter a girl.”
His irises darkened. “Only ones as pretty as you.”
Aphrodite hummed. She shifted closer to him, as waves of emotion washed over her. He was as sincere as he was charming, as brave as he was handsome. Far more so than her former mortal lover, Adonis. She searched the depths of his heart, finding exactly what she was looking for. Her smile a mix of sadness and acceptance. “Pity, Sergeant. Looks like you’re already spoken for.”
His brow knitted in confusion. “Fairly certain I’m single, doll-face.”
“Tonight, perhaps. Maybe even for many years to come. But, once you find her, she will make you a very happy man.”
He shook his head, still visibly perplexed, and stood. “Can I at least have this dance?” He offered her his hand, which she politely accepted with all the grace of the goddess of love.
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some of my Fullmetal alchemist headcanons: Elric Brothers edition
Edward experienced favoritism in his childhood, he was often met with the lines that he is the older brother and wasn't allowed to act in the same way Alphonse did. Which led him to act out most of the time.
Trisha’s main caregiver was Edward, since the Rockbells couldn't help her full time and Hoho wasn't there. Edward learned everything that his mother did in order to run the house while she was bonded to the bed.
Ed blames himself for Trisha’s death because he fell ill with a cold two weeks before her death. She pushed herself to take care of him and that made her body weaker which lead her to pass away.
Because of that Alphonse when he gets angry, he screams that their mom’s death wasn't their father’s fault but Ed’s
Yuri Rockbell was the closest one to the boys after their mother’s death, he took it upon himself to make sure that they were taken care of and had enough money and all their living needs, he also made sure to spend time with them every day.
After Yuri’s death, Edward and Alphonse were alone, they didn't have enough money to pay for bills and electricity or buy food which lead them to steal sometimes.
When they got caught, Edward will always take the blame, which left the whole village to say that Edward was a brat and a bad boy while Alphonse was the total opposite.
When families from cities come to look for orphans to adopt, and they visit Resembool where all the orphans will line up hoping that they get adopted- the Elric brothers were never wanted- sometimes families choose Al who refuses to go without his brother.
Edward and Al, although close to their granny, she abused them mentally, and sometimes on occasion, physically. They didn't know that was abuse until after they started to work under Mustang.
Alphonse finished only 3ed grade ( while Ed first grade since he dropped out to help his mom.) before they went to study under Izumi for a year before they were kicked out from her home and they made their way back to Resembool.
They tried to bring their mom at ages 10 and 9 ( instead of 10 and 11.) and of course that failed. They ended up living with the Rockbells for 6 months before Major Mustang found them.
Edward joined the military before he turned 12. He was 11 and some and his first birthday after he joined was the 12th.
Both brothers idolized the Colonel, subconsciously or consciously. Since he was their legal guardian, Edward’s commander and the adult who was stable in their life, it just seemed to fit.
Edward is short because as a child he didn't get to eat well, therefor his body did not grow well- unlike Al who ate his meal and Ed’s ( Ed used to give him his meals because let's face it, Ed is dumb like that.) he dislikes being called “ small.” because his mom used to nickname him her small man. So when people make fun of his height, they make fun of his mother’s nickname.
Edward’s harsh, angry, loud and impolite personality comes from two points, the first being not having guides growing up. Maybe Al is considered more polite but really, Ed raised Al while raising himself. Al is just sweeter and is shy and he doesn't put the angry mask on like Ed. And the only reason Ed does have it on is to protect himself and his little brother.
Al calling Ed “ big brother.” or “ brother” more than by his first name because Al sees Ed as an adult if that makes sense? Those names are titles, just like when he called Trisha “mom” that is her title. Ed’s title is “ brother.” because Al can't call him mom or dad so he just sticks to their relation.
Ed’s red jacket was inspired by the colonel’s black one. We see Ed coming to the state exam and receiving his watch while he wears all black- I bet He saw Colonel looking cool with the black coat and since he doesn't want anyone to think he is copying his CO, he went with the red jacket instead.
At the start of his millitry career, Ed refused to sleep and eat to the point he developed disorders. He genuinely thought he deserved to live the same way Al was living- Thankfully he had the whole team Mustang catching him and helping him get better and receive help.
Speaking of team Mustang, they are all just a family to each other, and that includes the Elrics! The boys viewed the men ( Jean, Haymans, Vato, and Maes.) as their uncles, since they acted like ones and it just felt right thinking about them as If they were uncles. Kain being younger and closer to their age, Ed and Al saw an older brother in him. Riza took a longer time for them to see her role in their life, before it dawned on them after a couple of years how much motherly she is towards them, it wasn't the same way as Trisha or Izumi, but Riza was their mom too. As for Roy he was the father they needed but had the hardest time admitting that since the word “ Father and Dad” meant HoHo. Eventually tho, both brothers found happiness in these titles.
Ed’s foodie personality continued even after the promised day. Starving for days as a child made His body always wanting to eat more than a normal person's because it is scared it will go through starvation again.
Sure Ed and Al are close but you bet they still fight like normal siblings on normal things- like who get to sit in the shotgun seat or the upper bunk in the bed or gets to do that one chore.
Ed grew his hair as a promise to Al. He burned the house as a promise as well. The house one so he won't quit and go home and the hair as a reminder, he will not cut it until Al can cut his hair too. So that day when Al got his hair cut after PD, and Edward got one too.
Ed and Al went back to Resembool. They both took a year break before Ed joined the military again as a research state alchemist after Roy was able to pull a few strings, that way Ed could research alchemy and get well paid in order to get Al into a university.
When Roy knew that was Ed’s goal, he surprised him with the fact that he will pay for both of their educations. Saying that “ both of my kids deserve the best education. You did plenty for your bother, let me now carry that burden.”
Alphonse stuided Biochemistry and then traveled to Xing, to learn Alkheasty.
Edward studied physics and engineering ( double majoring!!) he started playing with the idea If humans could fly using vechails ( I like to think he started sketching airplane.) After he finished his studies and traveled around for few months, he proposed to Winry.
Alphonse and Mai decided that they will play as the aunt and uncle in the family as they weren't ready to be parents yet with their lifestyles.
Edward and Winry had 6 kids and Ed was a stay at home dad while Win countined her ever-growing business.
Roy adopted the Elrics, but no one really mentions that. It was after the PD, as a promise that he will still take care of them and look after them even when they left the army, and that they will always have a place with him- all the good parental things.
Ed’s kids are named after important people or things in life. Like his oldest, a boy is named Yuri Roy Elric, honoring both of Win and Ed’s dads. And so on with the rest of their children.
Alphonse gave his gate to Ed as a birthday gift, since he stopped using it and just saw it a fitting after everything Ed did to him.
Edward when he shared that with Roy and how he has his alchemy back, he became a soilder again, “ Colonel Elric.” and became Roy’s bodyguard ( since Hawkeye and him got married.) and Roy’s secret weapon. No one knowss that Ed has his alchemy again so he always took his enemies by shock.
Alphonse lives in Xing and is a honorable member of the royal family.
Ed opened the gate and exchanged his automail leg with his arm. It was painful getting a new port, but for his new bodyguard gig, it seemed like the best choice, since his arm is his weapon.
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My theory/head-canon on how old Abed is
(Wasnt sure whether to label as head-canon or theory due to how this is mostly just a bunch of coincidences, in this essay i will-)
I believe his birthday is March 24th 1987, making him 22 years old at the beginning of season one.
Facts-
1. His birthday is March 24
2. Season one takes place in the fall of 2009
3. He had to help his dad in their falafel restaurant because post 9/11 racial-profiling was destroying the business
4. He grew up watching the 1964 Rankin Bass movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer every Christmas
5. Abed is older than Troy
6. Abed is younger than Britta
7. Dan Harmon, in the behind the scenes for the episode G.I. Jeff, cited Abed as being “too young” for the G.I. Joe episode to be centered around him
Why these matter-
1. See #4
2. See #5
3. Abed would’ve been 14 at the time, making him the youngest possible age he could legally work in a restaurant
4. Rankin Bass Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s first, and earliest, home media release was on VHS in 1989. This would’ve made him two years old, closer to three years old by Christmas of ‘89, a very formative age and good time to start a tradition. One could argue that he and his mom watched it when it aired on tv but we see at the end of Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas that they are watching it on a VCR. It doesn’t seem like too much of a stretch as we see multiple times in the series that Abed has an extensive dvd/vhs collection
5. In Mixology Certification, Abed’s ID and being legally able to drink are not considered an issue, unlike Annie. He is seen legally drinking (presumably) in Communication Studies, making him at least 21. In the same episode, Jeff references the fact that Abed apparently doesn’t drink. This makes it sound that he can, but just choses not to.
6. Amongst other instances, in Investigative Journalism, Britta says “Vacations are wasted on the young” while referring to Troy and Abed.
7. In this Interview/Behind the scenes, Dan Harmon talks about how the plot came to be, “��This must have something to do with Abed’s psychosis, why is Abed seeing things as 80’s G.I. Joe? Why would he do that? He’s a young fella.’ And that conversation led to ��Why are we asking about Abed?’.” G.I Joe ran from September 12, 1983 –November 20, 1986. I personally don’t believe this rules out that he wasn’t born yet or that he never watched it, it’s more so Dan Harmon and the other writers being so adamant that this was before Abed’s time, to the point where they opted for Jeff instead, that makes it seem worth noting.
Anyway. That’s it. Just thought it was neat. But hey, that’s just a theory, a fILM THEO- *gunned down by firing squad*
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.𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: dad!𝖪𝗒𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖬𝖻𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾́ 𝗑 wife!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋
.𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲:𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗌
.𝑪𝑾: 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿
.𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌, 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗁 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗂𝖿 𝗂 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺 𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖥𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾’𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗍,𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝗉𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝖿𝗍𝗌 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖨 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍,𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖾𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒
𝑫/𝒏 - daughter's name
𝑺/𝒏 - son’s name
you were currently entering the Lusail Stadium where the World Cup final was supposed to take place at, in your arms there was your 11 month old daughter and walking a few steps ahead of you was your 2 year old son
you were going to sit in the family section with your mother in law, Fayza, and your brother in law, Ethan, who had arrived earlier and were just waiting for you
“maman when can we see daddy?” your son s/n asked while you showed security your access card to the family section “well, we are going to see him soon playing, but I think we can see him before the game starts” you said back to him and continued walking to your destination
you three walked inside the family section where you found Achraf Hakimi and his wife Hiba, who were really close friends of yours and Kylian “my God you guys are finally here” Hiba exclaimed as soon as she saw you walk in “sorry it was very difficult to find a space where it was not full so that we could get out of the car but how are you, have you guys talk to Kylian yet” you asked very worriedly knowing very well that your husband must be very nervous right now
“no we haven’t seen him, Fayza and Ethan went to search for him just a few minutes ago” Hakimi replied “d/n you are so big now, she definitely took Kylian’s genes, she looks like him more and more” Hiba exclaimed while grabbing the little girl from my arms and tickling her making her giggle “and so did you s/n you have gotten so big how is football?” she continued while looking at the 2 year old boy who was sited down
“daddy said that one day I’m going to be better than he is” he replied proudly, he really is a mini version of his father, unfortunately the Mbappe genes are very strong but I wouldn’t have it other way
Right in that moment the door opens and I see Feyza, Ethan and who are accompanied by my husband, Kylian rushed to where you were and hugged you “hi, I missed you, why didn’t you say you arrived” Kylian said while hugging you and kissing your head “sorry we just arrived and we were talking to Achraf and Hiba” you replied while hugging him back, then he separated you both and hugged your son who was patiently waiting for his turn to get attention from his dad
“and how are you mini Mbappe, ready to see me play?” he said while carrying your son who was smiling nonstop “yes daddy I want to see you win” your son replied very cheerfully, meanwhile you went to your in laws and said hi to them, catching up a bit
Some time passed and they were calling him to the locker room “okay I have to go but I’ll be back, i want to hear you guys cheering ok mes amours?” kylian told your two kids who were already settled for the match “okay papa” your son replied before he turned to you “I’ll be back in no time” and gave you a quick peck “good luck, and no matter what the results are we will always be proud of you” you said in a whisper, he smiled and turned to his mom who was looking at you both smiling, he also hugged and said goodbye too her and his brother, before turning to his best friend Hakimi “good luck brother” Hakimi said before Kyky went back to the locker room
You decided to sit next to your mother in law since Ethan was currently entertaining your son and Hiba’s older son, Amine, meanwhile your daughter was sitting in your lap playing with Naim, Hiba’s younger son who was currently about 10 months old “okay guys settle down the players are about to go to the field” you said to the three of them and they went to sit down
𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝟒𝟓 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫(𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭)
The first half is already over and Argentina has an advantage of 2 the first goal was scored by Messi and the second Di Maria, France seemed very off and Kylian seemed distracted, I hope they get better in the second part. Everyone here is very nervous, d/n has already fallen asleep, I’m currently trying to calm myself and s/n down, we decided to eat something before the second half starts
𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝟖𝟎 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟
PENÁLTI FINALLY, and Kylian is the one scoring it, everyone was nervous but hopeful that he was going to score and….HE DID, everyone started screaming which made d/n shift a little bit but I picked her up and started rocking her
A minute later the ball was with Marcus Thuram, he passed it to Kylian and KYLIAN SCORED AGAIN, everyone stood up from their seats, I was on the verge of tears, my husband is the goat, scoring a hat trick in the final, my son was jumping up and down and Hakimi was screaming (you know these kids) everyone was so happy, the game was tied
𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭
The game ended 2-2 so they needed extra time, I hope they score again
Messi scored again so the score is 3-2 with Argentina leading, he scored in the first part of the extra time
Then on the second part France got another Penalty, and once again it was my husband to was doing it, at this point I was praying for him to score, AND HE DID, the score was 3-3, I’m so proud of him, unfortunately we had to go to penalties since the final score of the added time was 3-3
𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬
My husband did score a penalty but unfortunately France still lost the World Cup finals, s/n was crying and I wanted to cry too but I had to be strong for my kids and my husband who from what I can see is not in a good mood, although he also won the golden boot but that one is just a personal gain, I see him getting comforted by his teammates and also Deschamps and the president of France, who all seem very proud of him
“Don’t worry it’s going to be okay, il va s’en sortir(he is going to be okay) my mother in law told me seeing my sad face, “ je sais mais, he worked so hard for this for him to lose I can’t imagine what he’s feeling right now” you said while a teardrop fell from your eye, she wiped away your tear and continued comforting you, your son then came and sat on his grandma’s lap “nous avons perdu maman(we lost mom)” your son cried his hand reaching to you, “je sais mon amour mais ça va aller(I know my love it’s going to be okay), do you think we can go and see him now” you turned to Achraf who was also sad for his best friend “I think we can only see him when they reach the hotel” he replied back
So we decided to leave the stadium and try to reach the hotel before the team
Arriving there you went to your room and sent a text to your husband saying that you were at the hotel and that you were very proud of him and the team, in which he saw but didn’t text back
A few minutes later you heard the door of your hotel room opening and there stood your husband he was looking down the whole time but his eyes beamed when he saw you and your son, your son ran towards him “papa nous sommes fires de toi (daddy we are proud of you)” your son said while hugging his dad, his lips curved into a smile then he looked up at you and you smiled back at him
“okay s/n you have seen papa now you have to sleep it’s late” you said to your son who looked tired “okay maman bonne nuit papa(okay mom good night daddy)” he said to his dad then got out of his grip and went to his bed, but not before being tucked in by you two
After that you two decided to go check up on d/n who was sleeping on her crib before going to the balcony to have some alone time
“You know I’m very proud of you” you tell your husband after a moment of silence “I know but I could’ve done better” he replied still not looking at you “yes but you did everything you could and you scored a hat trick that was amazing btw, and you also won the golden boot, you did so much for your team but unfortunately it wasn’t your day, next time you guys are going to win I mean you guys still have the Euro and you will have another opportunity to win the World Cup” you tell him while holding his hands trying to make eye contact with your husband
He looked at you and smiled “merci d’être là pour moi(thank you for being here for me)” he said while standing up to hug you “je serai toujours là pour toi mon amour, je t’aime(I will always be here for you my love, I love you)” he leaned in and gave you a passionate kiss “je t’aime aussi ma reine(I love you too my queen)” he said after you pulled away
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authors notes: this is it guys hope you liked it😭 and sorry for the spelling mistakes
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did a little findagrave/ancestry digging and putting what i found here for my own reference/characterization, but if anyone else finds it useful, have at it:
curt had three younger sisters, and the closest to him in age died at age 2, when he was 3, and a brother five years younger than him; his mom survived him but his father died when he was 11. he's also the oldest of the three flyboys, born in april 1915. i personally am using the nyc adaptational change, but historically he was already out in san francisco by 1928, and the 1930 census lists him living with his aunt and uncle. so that's. interesting. 🤨🤨🤨
bucky had one older sister and one younger sister [*farquadpointing.png* MIDDLE CHILD!!!]; his mom also survived him and his father died in '42. born in sept 1915, so five months younger than curt, three years older than gale.
gale had a younger sister but it's a ten-year gap so imo he was a Functional Only; both his parents were alive through the war, no idea if the abusive-dad stuff is adaptational or based in reality but like it informs the adaptation characterization SO MUCH that one can't really ignore it and therefore it kinda doesn't matter! the babiest, born in dec 1918.
#uh oh. historical!curt looking tragic.#masters of the air#curt biddick#john egan#gale cleven#it wasn't UNCOMMON to send kids to live with relatives esp since his mom was widowed in '24#and especially with big families#but california's a WAYS#history#buck(y) sandwich#anyway my guess was oldest-brother curt; youngest-boy-with-older-sister[s] bucky; only-or-oldest gale#and i was RIGHT#☺️#mota#why not. get some reach.
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