#abeds mom

[muclunga]

My theory/head-canon on how old Abed is

(Wasnt sure whether to label as head-canon or theory due to how this is mostly just a bunch of coincidences, in this essay i will-)

I believe his birthday is March 24th 1987, making him 22 years old at the beginning of season one.

Facts-

1. His birthday is March 24

2. Season one takes place in the fall of 2009

3. He had to help his dad in their falafel restaurant because post 9/11 racial-profiling was destroying the business

4. He grew up watching the 1964 Rankin Bass movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer every Christmas

5. Abed is older than Troy

6. Abed is younger than Britta

7. Dan Harmon, in the behind the scenes for the episode G.I. Jeff, cited Abed as being “too young” for the G.I. Joe episode to be centered around him

Why these matter-

1. See #4

2. See #5

3. Abed would’ve been 14 at the time, making him the youngest possible age he could legally work in a restaurant

4. Rankin Bass Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s first, and earliest, home media release was on VHS in 1989. This would’ve made him two years old, closer to three years old by Christmas of ‘89, a very formative age and good time to start a tradition. One could argue that he and his mom watched it when it aired on tv but we see at the end of Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas that they are watching it on a VCR. It doesn’t seem like too much of a stretch as we see multiple times in the series that Abed has an extensive dvd/vhs collection

5. In Mixology Certification, Abed’s ID and being legally able to drink are not considered an issue, unlike Annie. He is seen legally drinking (presumably) in Communication Studies, making him at least 21. In the same episode, Jeff references the fact that Abed apparently doesn’t drink. This makes it sound that he can, but just choses not to.

6. Amongst other instances, in Investigative Journalism, Britta says “Vacations are wasted on the young” while referring to Troy and Abed.

7. In this Interview/Behind the scenes, Dan Harmon talks about how the plot came to be, “‘This must have something to do with Abed’s psychosis, why is Abed seeing things as 80’s G.I. Joe? Why would he do that? He’s a young fella.’ And that conversation led to ‘Why are we asking about Abed?’.” G.I Joe ran from September 12, 1983 –November 20, 1986. I personally don’t believe this rules out that he wasn’t born yet or that he never watched it, it’s more so Dan Harmon and the other writers being so adamant that this was before Abed’s time, to the point where they opted for Jeff instead, that makes it seem worth noting.

Anyway. That’s it. Just thought it was neat. But hey, that’s just a theory, a fILM THEO- *gunned down by firing squad*

[acesstark]

IWTV character as random posts and tweets I’ve been collecting, part two

[ayyyy-le-simp]

I was having a lovely conversation with my mom today at the dinner table while eating tacos. We were talking about fictional and celebrity hunks. She listed Chris Evans, Thor and Chris Pratt. I listed Harrison Ford/ Han Solo and Bucky Barnes.

“Who else do you find as a hunk?” My beloved mami (mom for Spanish, yes I still call her mami, let me act like a kid around her 🙄) asked.

I snapped my fingers and pointed to nothing but air “Hunter from The Bad Batch.”

My amazing Mami looked at me and said “That’s a cartoon character” She gave me a look and said “that’s…weird.”

I then showed her a picture of Hunter (even though she has seen him before). She then said “He looks like Rambo.”

My somewhat uncultured ass looked up Rambo.

Oh my gosh

Oh my gosh

Holy smokes-

MY MOTHER, MY AMAZING MAMI, WAS NOT LYING

Conversation with a friend of mine after looking up Rambo

RAMBO IS LITERALLY HUNTER BUT FROM THE 80S WITH A PEW PEW AND SWEATY ASS ABS AND SHOULDERS ANS BICEPS

Hunter, baby, honey, sweetheart, cream to my coffee, amor, mi corazón, please, take off your shirt and be Space Rambo. I’ll be your little housewife. I cook, clean, and I’m great with kids. Call me at 1-800-NEED-A-MAN

[athenxt]

LOOK AT MY CAKE GUYS

[jerksbitch]

spn rewatch 3.05

deans face and the awkward moment of silence after sam tells dean "because you said so? well you're not dad!" ... yea

[rhysiedarling]

BABE WAKE UP, A NEW FEYSAND FAVOURITE FANART JUST DROPPED 📣📣📣💥💥💥💥

🎨 by ignartcio on instagram !!!!! go check them out !!!!!!

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Male patients who will literally call their wives to verify things like their med list grate on my nerves SO much……. Are we 12

[doctorobinavitch]

ANNABETH NASS in Hart of Dixie | 3.06 "Family Tradition"

[willbee-1]

Can- can we talk ab that like- 3 minutes where Icarus during the cathedral, right after Fable killed Centross, straight up was like- why did you do that- why should i trust you and then Fable just pulls them back to him, pulling them back by saying he can bring Centross back- by saying they would have skipped a breath and then you see just how quick they get pulled back under Fable control

From Fable spriling just from saying that Death isn't fair, that it takes people and that he can't bear that and that he needs to fix that, he needs to go after the primordial bc they've just sat there and watch him cry, how they're watching them cry for Centross

And then you see Icarus start to agree bc "your right that's not fair" and that yes, they can help him fix everything, they can fix all of their own mistakes

And Icarus slips for a sec and asks bc Alerion told them otherwise, and Fable counters with 'well Quixis brought people back' and he pulls them back again

....am ⟟ going crazy bonkers ab this now- yes- why?

Fable you with your way of words

[victim-of-subtraction]

if ness drops soccer bc of kaiser I’ll drop the manga for a second time this is not okay 😭😭

I need to see Bachira and ness meeting and being friends actually idc if they got off on a bad foot during bm v barcha. They were both lonely kids THEYD UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER SO WELL 😭😭

[montaukhill]

made an emma-may dixon bc I love her and I want her to get more attention from the fandom. she should be allowed to whoop stanford+fiddlefords asses respectively 💜

[lemongogo]

lolz

[onismdaydream]

i just know yuji itadori is obsessed with milfs....

[wiredalienvampire]

another friend slaughtered

everytime I think about the lore of abe being a midwife to the cattle at RF I end up wanting to cry forever.

[ettle]

I hate Arcane S2 so far

[silvergyus]

I hope that txt all come back from break with soft tummies from relaxing and eating lots of good food