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I was having a lovely conversation with my mom today at the dinner table while eating tacos. We were talking about fictional and celebrity hunks. She listed Chris Evans, Thor and Chris Pratt. I listed Harrison Ford/ Han Solo and Bucky Barnes.
āWho else do you find as a hunk?ā My beloved mami (mom for Spanish, yes I still call her mami, let me act like a kid around her š) asked.
I snapped my fingers and pointed to nothing but air āHunter from The Bad Batch.ā
My amazing Mami looked at me and said āThatās a cartoon characterā She gave me a look and said āthatāsā¦weird.ā
I then showed her a picture of Hunter (even though she has seen him before). She then said āHe looks like Rambo.ā
My somewhat uncultured ass looked up Rambo.
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Holy smokes-
MY MOTHER, MY AMAZING MAMI, WAS NOT LYING
Conversation with a friend of mine after looking up Rambo
RAMBO IS LITERALLY HUNTER BUT FROM THE 80S WITH A PEW PEW AND SWEATY ASS ABS AND SHOULDERS ANS BICEPS
Hunter, baby, honey, sweetheart, cream to my coffee, amor, mi corazĆ³n, please, take off your shirt and be Space Rambo. Iāll be your little housewife. I cook, clean, and Iām great with kids. Call me at 1-800-NEED-A-MAN
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now that it's over, thoughts on Bendis' Superman as a whole?
pretenderoftheeastĀ said: So, thoughts on Bendis' Superman and Action Comics' tenure altogether and separately now that it's over?
Anonymous said: Best and Worst things about Bendis' Superman run
Anonymous said: Now that it is over, what are your thoughts on Bendis' runs on Superman and Action Comics as a whole?
Anonymous said: Retrospective thoughts on Bendis' Superman as a whole now that it's, I guess, done?
Anonymous said: Hey so since Bendisā Superman stuff seems to be done, what did you think of the run as a whole?
I decided to hold off a bit on writing on this one, if only so that I could reread the Action Comics side of it since Superman stood out in my memory a lot more. But now I have, and as weāre heading into a bold new era of Superman (and itās coming in fast - just since I made my Superman in 2021 predictions weāve gotten Ed Pinsent finally reprinting his legendary bootleg Silver Age Superman, Steve Orlando announcing his Superman analogue book Project Patron, an official shonen Superman redesign for RWBY/Justice League, PKJās Super-debut turning out far better than I ever expected, Superman & Loisās first proper trailer largely taking people pleasantly by surprise, and my learning that thereās a Sylvester Stallone Old Man Superman analogue movie titled Samaritan coming out this summer) weāre ready to take a look back with at least a touch of perspective. Iāll lead with complaints, so everybody whoās been waiting for me to say that Bendis on Superman was Bad, Actually, savor this because itās as close as youāll get.
The Bad
* I hate to say it, but rereading that side of the run thereās no two ways about it: the structure of Action Comics as a whole is a mess. It baffled me from day one that it was the more acclaimed of the two books for so long - I guess people are hardwired at this point to think of āstreetā stuff as where Bendis is supposed to be - because it was immediately clear that Superman had a well-defined story he wanted to tell, while Action was the usual Bendis off-the-cuff improvisation. Itās barely even a story in the same way, and itās certainly not theĀ āMetropolis crime bookā people took it as: itās 28 issues of Superman and his supporting cast stuffed a pinball machine with the Red Cloud pinging off of each other as we wait to see who falls in the hole at the bottom, and partway through Leviathan and the Legion of Doom and 90s Superboy are tossed into the mix to keep it going a little longer. On an issue-to-issue basis itās frequently really good, but the core plot of the book is *maybe* six issues stretched out over two and a half years.
* Iāve gone into this some before, but structure-wise Unity Saga also has problems: Phantom Planet rules but either it needed to be cut or the back half needed to be a year all its own in order to accommodate the scale of what itās attempting. Itās got an interstellar civil war leading into the formation of the United Planets, family drama, Rogol Zaarās whole deal, and Jonās coming of age, and Iād say only that last one is really properly served. Even Jon forming the United Planets, while contextually somewhat justified in terms of 1. The situation being so far gone heās the only one whoād even think in those terms, 2. Things being bad enough that these assorted galactic powers would be willing to try it, and 3. Him having the S on his chest to sell it, isnāt at all built up to within the run itself.
* Rogol Zaar sucks. Heās made up of nothing but interesting ideas - heās an ersatz warrior āsupermanā of a bygone age of empires up against the new model, heās the sins of Krypton as a conservative superpower come home to roost, heās while not outright said to be definitely Supermanās tragic half-brother and the culmination of everything this run does with Jor-El - but none of them manifest on the page, heās just a big punchy dude with a dumb design who screams about how you should take him seriously because heās totally the one who blew up Krypton. Even a killer redesign by Ryan Sook for Legion of Superheroes canāt fix that. There are lots of bad villains with good ideas who are redeemed with time and further effort, but I canāt imagine Zaar getting that TLC to become a fraction of whatever Bendis envisioned him as.
* The second year of Action Comics, after establishing itself in its first as one of the most consistently gorgeous books on the stands, leads with Szymon Kudranskiās weak output and then concludes with John Romita Jr. turning in some career-worst work. The latter is particularly egregious because for that first year Bendis writes a really collected, gentle Superman so him getting pushed into being more aggressive should have an impact, but Romita draws such a craggy rough-looking Superman in the first place that it mutes any sort of shock value.
Ā * WE NEVER LEARN WHATāS UP WITH LEONEāS CAR, WHAT THE HELL. You donāt just DROP THAT IN THERE and then NEVER FOLLOW UP.
The Good
* Superman got his real clothes back after 7 truly ridiculous years.
* Bendis fundamentally gets Clarkās voice in a way unlike almost any other writer - even all-around better writers of the character almost never approach how spot-on he is with having Superman speak and act exactly how Superman should.
* Supporting cast front and center! He writes a dynamite Lois, Perry, and Jimmy (even if many of Loisās more out-there decisions in the run donāt end up retroactively justified the way youād hope), Ma and Pa are more fun than theyāve been in decades in their brief appearances, he manages to turn having Jor-El in the mix into a positive, and the Daily Planet as a whole has an incredibly distinctive vibe to it like never before that I hope is taken as a baseline going forward.
* The non-Rogol Zaar baddies? All ruled. Invisible Mafia and Red Cloud are both brilliant ideas executed solidly if overextended. Zod as Kryptonian Vegeta, Mongul as a generational perpetual bastard engine primed to be incapable of self-reflection, and Ultraman asĀ āwhat if Irredeemable but heād never been a good guy and also he was a Jersey mobsterā are the best versions of those characters by numberless light-eons. Lex is on-point in his sparse appearances. Xanadoth as a mystical cosmic monster older than timeĀ who still talks like a Bendis character is however unintentionally a hoot. The alt-universe Parasite is a more intimidating Doomsday than Doomsday ever was. And Synmar as an alien cultureās attempt at creating their own Superman and messing up the formula when they make him a soldier can and should be a legitimate major ongoing villain coming out of this run.
* Pretty much all the art other than what I mentioned already. Fabok does a good job bookending The Man of Steel and Ivan Reis does the work of his career anchoring Superman (special props to Reis as well for drawing the first ever non-Steve Rude interesting-looking take on Metropolis), and meanwhile youāve got Jim Lee, Jose Luis Garcia Lopez, Doc Shaner, Steve Rude, Kevin Maguire, Adam Hughes, Patrick Gleason, Yanick Paquette, Ryan Sook, Brandon Peterson, and David Lafuente doing their own parts.
* Closely related to the art, all the little flourishes with the powers. Super-speed having a consistent visual with the background coloring changing, Clark internally putting numbers to the degrees of force behind his punches and what situations which numbers are appropriate for, āskidding to a haltā mid-flight before crashing through a window, the shonen-ass major throwdowns as portrayed by Reis, how his super-hearing is handled as a prevalent element. Lots of clever bits that added flavor to what he does.
* While Unity Saga has problems, the whole of what Bendis does in Superman as a means of forward momentum for Clark and his world is excellent. The sort of three-act structure of:Ā
** Clark is led to question his place in things over the course of a few adventures
** Involvement in the larger cosmos and the impact it has had through and on his family makes him realize the answer to his questions is that he needs to step up in a bigger way because thereās no benevolent larger universe to welcome Earth with open arms, nor a cosmic precedent for everything turning out for the best without some help
** As a consequence of the lessons learned by this change in the status quo Clark is inspired to make his own personal change in revealing his identity (with Mythological basically being an epilogue showcasing aĀ āstandardā standalone Superman adventure while simultaneously highlighting his new status quo and how it fits in as a summing-up of Bendisās take)
ā¦does a great job of shepherding through ideas that lend a lot of forward momentum to Superman of the kind he hasnāt seen in a long time. Not perfect, but far lesser stories with far lesser ambitions have made huge impacts, so Iād certainly hope at least some of this sticks around even if, say, regardless of any retcons to the main line there are always going to be stories with Clark as a disguise and Jon as a kid. Oh, speaking of whom,
* KISS MY ASS, EVERYTHING WITH JON KENT RULED
Ahem. Probably a less confrontational way of putting that.
Do I think there was more gas in the tank for Jon as a kid? Totally, making him likeable and viable was the one really good thing the Rebirth era accomplished for Superman and I expect weāll continue seeing more of it in the future one way or another. But whether or not him being aged up was Bendisās decision, or working with marching orders to set up the eventually-(kinda-)discarded 5G, the coming of age narrative here is fire. He keeps the essential Clark Kent kindness and bit of Lois Lane cheekiness that reminds you heās still their kid, which is a combination Bendis is basically precision-crafted to write, but his trials by fire give him a background entirely unlike the by-the-numbersĀ āand hereās how Supermanās great kid grew up to be a great superhero tooā narrative youād expect while still arriving at that endpoint. If superheroes live and die by metaphors then Jon in here is what it means to grow up written as large as possible: leaving home for the first time (and seeming to shoot up overnight!), getting into the muck of how the real world works, being beaten down by authority wearing faces youāve been taught to trust, scrambling to get through with the whole world against you, and in the end getting through by learning to rely on your own strength while keeping your soul intact and your head held high, and even managing to speak some truth to power. It gives him a well-defined life story with room to go back to and explore the intricacies of each leg of for decades to come in a way Superman hasnāt had since the original Crisis - someone someday is going to write aĀ The Life & Times Of The Son Of Superman miniseries and itās going to be one of the greats - and negates any question that heās earned his stature as the heir apparent.
* Coming out of this, Supermanās world is fascinating. Heās out but rather than giving up his day-to-day life heās openly spending part of his life as CLARK KENT: SUPER-REPORTER and part of his job on the cape-and-tights side of things is now KAL-EL: SUPER-SPACE-DIPLOMAT, Lois Lane coruns a foundation helping people whose personal continuities have been fucked over by Crisis shenanigans, Jimmy Olsen owns the Daily Planet but is still doing Jimmy Olsen stuff because thatās how he gets his kicks, and Jon Kent is going to college in the future. Iām not anywhere near naĆÆve enough to think thatās how things are going to be forever, or shortsighted enough to think thereās no value left in the traditional setups, but god I hope these developments stick around for a long, long time to come and potentially become the newĀ ānormalā as far as the ongoing shared universe stuff goes, because it all feels like the right and promising next steps to take for the lives of these characters. However it got here, for all the pluses and minuses along the way even if I maintain the former very much outweighed the latter as a reading experience, Bendis has a lot to be proud of if thatās the legacy he leaves on these titles.
* The recap pages at the desks!
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