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everyday i pray that no one is dedicated enough to stalk my blog back to 2022 cause i used to say weird ass shit oh my god

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The year is 2028. You're watching the live action lego ninjago movie in the theatre.

After a harrowing battle in which Lloyd; played by a white 25 yr old with blond hair and blue eyes, shot a streak of green light at his nemesis, Evil Lord, who shot back a streak of light exactly the same but it was red from the opposite end of a parking lot, the ninja have realised the only chance they have of saving ninjago, is to draw their enemy away to another realm, leaving the citizens of ninjago city safe, but themselves in mortal peril.

They jump through a portal, carrying only the clothes on their backs, which are black, featureless gi crossed the wrong way at the front. Nya's has a boob window. They are quickly followed by Evil Lord. This is an obvious set up for a sequel that will, following absymal ratings, never be made.

As the end title starts to play, the voice of Chris Pratt (the up and coming actor the writers took a chance on) blares over the speaker system. Pratt is playing Wu, who was of course killed in the first act by Evil Lord to establish traumatic backstory for Lloyd. Pratt's voice holds the emotion of someone who is being held at gunpoint and yet does not care whether he lives or dies.

'So, after all, the battles, the turmoil..the friends they made along the way.....I guess all we can say is, those ninja? They really did have to go.'

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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

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kunigiri as akiangel!!

consider this a belated Halloween post

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YOUR BANNER IM CRYING

you dont like my banner? 🥺🥺

(heh i changed it to that when i was like 12 and havent changed it since)

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ok even if the u20 introduction wasnt that good the additional times r feeding me

seeing niko aryu friendship is so cute ugh i wish we saw more of them on the ubers too 😔

also niko struggling to find a compliment for gagamaru and aryu was so funny ☠️

("be nice." "i'm finding it.")

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animators put the whole budget into drawing gagamaru cheeked up and left nothing but crumbs for the u20 team 😭

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bro they are making not only a live action voltron movie but also a live action ninjago movie

if you want me dead just tell me you dont have to make my 2 oldest interests into ass live action movies 😭🙏

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some unfinished pegoryus

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guys hear me out. kaiser fulfilling the same role as luka from alnst in an alnst au guys HEAR ME OUTTT!!!!!

i drew this on strawpage so its kinda janky </3

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if sendous not in todays episode im gonna incite a riot

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Self shipping is probably so much fun

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if you are ninjago fan. let me know or reblog or something so that I can follow you bc I am very much trying to get back into ninjago tumblr. clawing my way back in

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pretty scary, huh?

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Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!

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i made my friend (who just started blue lock) rate some characters and it made me laugh so ill post it here

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im autistic about that man but everyone else just wants to fuck him so his tag is entirely unusable