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oh so i’m 100% missing this episode have fun guys
#bb25#my car won’t start#so i’m still stuck at work#i probably won’t get home until after the episode ends lol
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can I have one day of peace? ONE DAY
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Call me Doctor Frankenstein because I’m bringing this bitch back to life
#they jump started my car the other day#now theirs won’t turn on#that’s the old battery on the ground#or two lesbians sharing a spagatti noodle#my car is a Subaru after all
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I don’t care what the plot of the community movie is as long as it starts with a shot of Troy and Abed cuddled together in bed and sleepily singing “Troy and Abed in the morning” as they wake up
#community#Trobed#Troy Barnes#abed nadir#community movie#no this won’t happen but I enjoy being delusional#I woke up this New Year’s Day with this image in my brain so I had to inflict it upon the rest of u#it’s a giant bed btw cause they live in a mansion cause Troy successfully completed pierces challenge and won his inheritance#and abed is a successful filmmaker#and they live in LA now#Troy does ac repair or car repair for fun#he doesn’t need to but he needs to do something with his time#and he mainly focuses on apprenticeships#and teaching those skills to high schoolers who can’t afford to go to college#can u tell I’m very attached to the mechanic Troy idea#he has a GIFT and it bothers me that it was completely set aside#he doesn’t necessarily need to use it but I like the idea of him starting his own school#except this time it’s not a cult#and it’s to show people that u can have a successful career WITHOUT college#the trades are valuable.#ok I’m done#actually no I’m not#he comes home every day and gushes about his students#‘abed you won’t BELIEVE how quickly Tony can diagnose and replace x!’#can u tell I know very little about cars#and then abed makes a film about Troy and his kids and they get a SHIT TON of money and all of it goes to scholarships and expanding#the school#yes Troy has money already but also running a repair shop and training kids for free is Expensive#and they both live happily ever after.#NOW I’m done
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This is what funko pops are used for btw
#I have a range of feelings about funko pops#starting with me getting them because they were the only figures available of more obscure characters and franchises#to me not liking them and putting them away#to me selling most of them on eBay and literally paying off my car notes with the profits#to me fucking hating them because selling to people who collect funko pops is a nightmare#to me just like randomly having some in my closet that havent sold because they’re worthless#but them working well as stands to double stake things on shelves#so like I hate them now but I won’t judge people that have them because I have been there and I get how you get into them#but this is what they should be used for
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Update, my stepdad looked at my car again and said that the coolant didn’t in fact burn off. I am just an idiot who was looking in the wrong place in the engine…… (he didn’t say it like that but that’s how I feel) and since my car is literally older than my brother, it’s normal for the temperature gauge to fluctuate in 90°f weather while going 55mph up a mountain. This means my car can most likely handle the 2 hour commute to my new home, and I should be able to move out whenever I’m ready!
#I’m thinking of moving this upcoming Monday#that gives me time to pack up all my stuff and go grocery shopping#I can spend this week preparing#and Monday won’t be as busy of a commute and my sisters will be in summer day care#so my mom can help me move in#I’m moving to LA county so the traffic is insane#omg this is really happening#what the hell#I was supposed to move out June 1st but then my car decided to break down and be unusable for weeks#I’m moving onto my grandpa’s boat so I don’t have a set move in date#I just need to be there by the fall because that’s when classes start
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I hope whoever decided planned obsolescence was a good idea rots
#like my devices from the 90’s still work#but my bitchass laptop won’t work without an update it refuses to do#my phone’s next on the list for not being able to support future updates#everything starts running slow as hell ON PURPOSE#but we’ll also lock people out of even buying the upgrades they need with ridiculous prices#I’m so angry about this fucking update rn you have no idea#puts the expiry date of my laptop even fucking closer#I hate everything I hate money I hate capitalism i hate being punished for not being born into immense generational wealth#being unemployed is just a vicious cycle because I need money to fix my car#I need money for therapy so I don’t want to off myself every minute of the day#but I don’t have money because I don’t have a fucking job because of those things#fucking garbage system#laptop saga
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had the craziest nightmare today. hit every nightmare genre and added a new one just for me
#timothy's txts.#late getting off my break at work for my worst manager BUT at the worst place i worked#walked into my manager in a meeting with EVERY head person in our district and they all chided me for being late and told me to hurry and#then i couldn’t find my apron#and then the street turned into a riot with cars being targeted by rockets and pedestrians being. also hit by rockets ?#this lady and i were by each other and we were like well normally we wouldn’t steal these motorbikes (they were hot pink though and swag as#hell) and then we started trying to escape but my seat was too high so i couldn’t drive safely#eventually we made it to her house with a small group of my coworkers / friends#and then a coworker i really liked got targeted and killed bc of me and the killers were shouting my name and hunting me down#so i go inside this lady’s house and it’s huge and honestly really nice#and i’m like hey do you have a toolbox PLEASE i need an alan wrench to lower the seat so i can drive safely and get away#and she was like yeah second floor#i asked which room? give me a landmark of the room so i don’t search every one#and she said it’s directly on the landing you can’t miss it#i go upstairs (the people hunting me in a red minivan have pulled up to her house and are suspiciously pulling all around it and backing up#and looking in the windows and i don’t know if this lady would sell me out) and ITS A TOY HOUSE. ???!??? not a toolbox…#so i’m searching but the people come in so i’m running through rooms and being quiet and make my way down to the basement that connects to#the garage and look desperately for a fucking alan wrench and they’re getting closer and i go through a small closet and there’s a trap door#and i go in there where there’s another hidden door and i finally get to the garage#and i find a tool box and decide to write the lady a note thanking her and telling her why i left so quickly#but all the papers i find are filled with scary notes and i’m wondering why they make me so uneasy#until i realize they’re notes that were written to Me from. a guy who really fucked me up#and one of them says ‘trans hot’ and i literally go :( i don’t want to be trans hot…#<- specifically from him because of the issues.#and then i realize that he’s the one hunting me down to Get me (the red van was irl his family’s car lmao)#and i’m panicking in an increasing amount and i won’t be able to get to the motorbike and escape with my coworkers and friends#and then my sibling woke me up asking if i wanted a breakfast sandwich or pancakes. so. crazy dream to have at nine in the morning#ask to tag
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i neeeeeeeed to not listen to podcasts about things i know more about than the hosts it’s literally unhealthy
#beloved friend michael sent me a podcast on jeep subculture like ‘thoughts? :)’#and now i’m apoplectic with rage that these hosts are misinterpreting the relative safety of driving your car if you#start to get death wobble#to be clear it’s not a good thing but you as a driver probably won’t die. jesus.#text#my post#mobi
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DATING IS SO HARD WTF
#vent to follow in the tags lmao#like. what????#people!!! chill the fuck out!!#i had some dude unmatch with me bc i didn’t respond to him YESTERDAY#and like it’s not that big of a deal we’d only just matched but like?? patience is a fucking virtue?? and i have a life?#he was all like come back :((( then two minutes later he was like ok sorry for bothering you bye and then LEFT#like. fine if you do that but the message?? what??#anyway it came at a bad time bc. a bitch is already in crisis rn#cause i kinda feel like my irl friends hate me for some reason and i already feel bad that i’ve been so busy i’ve not been able to#talk to them that much#and i was supposed to go on a trip with my friend but that’s been postponed (not her fault or mine)#and my car still won’t start. we tried to jump it today and it didn’t do anything#anyway i’m like rapid cycling through major emotions and it’s like mimi chill the fuck out#and listening to way too much phoebe bridgers i know the end#also i’m in crisis bc i’ve made up with like. my oldest friend who used to have a crush on me and when i told him i preferred girls he like#stopped talking to me for a while#that was years ago and now we’re slowly becoming friends again but i feel so much guilt over it for no reason#and i get into avoidant episodes as a coping mechanism and like. i feel like im going into one atp#okay okay vent over im okay lmaoo#sorry folks hope your days going better than mine <3#｡･:*˚:✧｡ mimi speaks!
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Beep boop.
#daily bailey#the other day I had to borrow the neighbors car to go to my workout which was fun cause it’s an older car#and it has a key that you turn into the ignition to start the car#and she had her front door key hooked onto the same keychain#so after my workout i get back in the car#put the key in and try to turn it but the car won’t start#so i’m like fuck shit fucking he’ll i’m stuck in this parking lot forever#well turns out i tried to fucking start the car with the FRONT DOOR KEY#I am so stupid wtf 💀#yeah no shit sherlock!!#no wonder this car won’t start!!#because that’s a house key!
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i am being cock and ball tortured by 10,000 demons right now
#i rented a pressure washer and now im an hour late returning it because my car won’t fucking start AGAIN#im trying to jump it and its not working AGAIN#ohhhh my god bro i think i need to kill somebody#maybe myself
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I’m so ready to not be sick anymore . . .
#have been very sick for almost this whole week#very very sick on all days I had access to the car so . no jobs this week#prob gonna be bumping my comms a bit next week since I won’t be getting a paycheck that week#will start pushin em when I’m done with my current commission
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#why was i born to be a passenger yet forced to be a driver#like. my mom relentlessly nagged at me to start and then so did my dad#and am i grateful they did? sure.#by i still have yet to find the true joy of driving#i know my mom did it bc she didnt learn and had always regretted it#but like they kept on at me for like . the moment i got outta uni#and yet. they’ve already given up on my younger brother :|#whose excuse is…. he’s too scared and like buddy. you think i wasn’t scared?! i still am but i did it !!!#wish they’d keep on at him bc he expects lifts everywhere all the time from my dad#he’s the one who needed to learn more than i did :|#its crazy bc he’s certified to operate several vehicles in a warehouse#but that mf won’t go and get certified to drive a car 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#brother pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#personal#drives me insane like . parents pls match that consistent nagging for him too#actually the curse of being the older sister.
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the moon looked bigger in real life
#I’m tired and a little cranky#and fretful I won’t sleep well again#three good things: I made something for someone else at work today that will be useful to them#and it took some time#but I’m glad I took the time#two… I enjoyed my nighttime walk with the dogs. I think I need more fresh air and I’ll be less cranky#and the weather was cool but so mild and the moon over the trees was beautiful#three… I am growing a baby inside myself and I think I’m finally releasing some of my defensive anxiety#and letting myself believe it’s really happening to me#I can tell I’m starting to believe it’s real#because I had a total freakout in the car today#about what on earth I was doing and why had I thought this was a good idea or something I could handle alone#I mean it is a good idea… blowing your entire life up irrevocably is almost always a good idea#lest you calcify you know#but the panic means I’m letting myself believe it’s happening#IUI tag
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brb going to montreal ✈️
#i have an hour until boarding starts and im already at my gate lol so im sitting here chilling#gonna be there until monday!! excited to see some fast cars drive around fast w my own two eyes and not on a screen#not excited about possibly sitting thru rain but listen if it means a lewis masterclass then i will gladly sit thru a rainstorm lol#also excited to eat some good food and take some hopefully good pics. i brought my film camera And my dslr so hopefully i get smth good lol#speaking of which if we r mutuals feel free to dm me for my instagram#i will try and update on here as well although i won’t be online as much this weekend#roscoehamiltons.txt
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