#and they live in LA now
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I don’t care what the plot of the community movie is as long as it starts with a shot of Troy and Abed cuddled together in bed and sleepily singing “Troy and Abed in the morning” as they wake up
#community#Trobed#Troy Barnes#abed nadir#community movie#no this won’t happen but I enjoy being delusional#I woke up this New Year’s Day with this image in my brain so I had to inflict it upon the rest of u#it’s a giant bed btw cause they live in a mansion cause Troy successfully completed pierces challenge and won his inheritance#and abed is a successful filmmaker#and they live in LA now#Troy does ac repair or car repair for fun#he doesn’t need to but he needs to do something with his time#and he mainly focuses on apprenticeships#and teaching those skills to high schoolers who can’t afford to go to college#can u tell I’m very attached to the mechanic Troy idea#he has a GIFT and it bothers me that it was completely set aside#he doesn’t necessarily need to use it but I like the idea of him starting his own school#except this time it’s not a cult#and it’s to show people that u can have a successful career WITHOUT college#the trades are valuable.#ok I’m done#actually no I’m not#he comes home every day and gushes about his students#‘abed you won’t BELIEVE how quickly Tony can diagnose and replace x!’#can u tell I know very little about cars#and then abed makes a film about Troy and his kids and they get a SHIT TON of money and all of it goes to scholarships and expanding#the school#yes Troy has money already but also running a repair shop and training kids for free is Expensive#and they both live happily ever after.#NOW I’m done
494 notes
·
View notes
Text
Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
The sky's a burnt orange, with the Citadel enclosed in a mighty glass dome, shining under the twin suns. Beyond that, the mountains go on forever. Slopes of deep red grass, capped with snow.
The Legend of Ruby Sunday // The Sound of Drums
#dwedit#doctor who#usertennant#userteri#userdiana#susan triad#*#(caption is from gridlock)#everybody please weigh in:#are all the lives we saw fake-susan appear in real?#by which i mean did she actually personally live out each life. even if she can only half-remember them through dreams now#OR#was her face just superimposed throughout the universe a la bad wolf and the dreams were fake images and none of it meant anything#in which case penny pepper bean etc were real people but did NOT actually look like fake-susan. that face was just planted on them for lols#what i'm really asking is: does fake-susan remember gallifrey bc once upon a time she actually lived out the life of a time lord#or does she remember gallifrey solely bc the IMAGE of gallifrey was implanted in her dreams#i don't actually think we're ever going to get an answer atp but i want to know how people are interpreting it!!
660 notes
·
View notes
Text
I had the time of my life with you
#tswiftedit#taylorswiftedit#tswiftgif#taylor swift#the eras tour#eras tour#speak now#long live#*mine#*2023#*gifs#mine: eras tour#mine: speak now#1k#saw this and had to gif it this is so 🥺#from la n4!
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
me analyzing media
#i KNOW this joke has been made before but it never gets hold#was able to meet up with Avery but they weren’t in the room when this part came up - tragic#posting so they can still enjoy it#next year we’re getting everyone over here#FIRST WEEKEND AFTER THE NEW YEAR BE IN NEW BEDFORD#GET IT ON YOUR CALENDARS NOW#if you live abroad or across the country - we will transport you a la star trek#moby-dick
892 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Measure of a Man (Reprise)
“I aspire to be better than I am.”
A massive character study edit on Data Soong. An edit I’ve been working on since I started TNG last year.
#all he wanted was to taste his dessert#be a father and help people#also had to lower this to like 420p to get it to post here#and YouTube is being annoying af on uploading so for now it’ll live here ig#star trek edit#star trek#character study#jean luc picard#captain picard#data soong#star trek data#beverly crusher#doctor crusher#counselor troi#lal soong#deanna troi#william riker#geordi la forge#tasha yar#lieutenant worf#worf son of mogh#star trek the next generation#star trek tng#lore soong#b4 soong
598 notes
·
View notes
Text
cw: sexually explicit content / blood / relatively light sadomasochism / age + experience gap (reader is older + more experienced) / sub!choso / vampires 🧛♀️ / sex and violence as two sides of the same coin /
choso kamo is 160 years old when he meets you.
in those years of walking the earth, undead, he believes he’s embraced his vampirism as much as he possibly can. the broiling self-hatred he had once found solace in has reduced to a simmer, strongest in those moments of blood and guts and weakening heartbeats; and although he often avoids crowds, and companionship, and light, he no longer believes himself to be a slave of his own nature.
to be true — in the grand scheme of immortality, of vampirism — he isn’t anywhere close to the level of control he’d wish to have. often, when indulging yuji’s desire to enjoy the world as he did before his death — boardwalks and arcades and cotton candy — he feels his canines aching in his gums, stretching until they dimple against his bottom lip.
it’s not comfortable. it’s not confident. but even despite the growing aches, he’s no longer cowering in alleyways; no longer drinking from poor stray cats and garbage-chewing rats to momentarily satiate that ever-growing, gnawing hunger. he has some sense of control—
“oh, you baby-bats. so adorable.”
control which he now flounders to grab.
a sharp, inky black nail scrapes up the column of his neck — he can’t help but arch into it, head tilting back until his wide, pupil-blown eyes find the ceiling, with its intricate coving and obsidian chandeliers. the music from the main hall is nothing but a buzzing in the back of his head; thoughts of his friends’ whereabouts, an afterthought. your fingernail crowds the underneath of his jaw and stops at where his pulse point would have thrummed, would he have been alive.
you’re a demon. a devil. a she-beast. a succubus. any horrid, terrible name he could call you, he will — dressed in blacks and burgundies and gold older than him, your lips painted an ox-blood red and your eyes as sharp and dark as any polished knife. in your hands he is small. weak. mortal.
“satoru usually keeps his strays away, after last time,” you say, pouting now, though it’s a crude approximation of sadness — even now, your eyes glint with devilment. “so mean, when he knows i have a weak spot for bats like you.”
that wretched finger stretches up; pokes at his bottom lip, scrapes against the fangs that had — embarrassingly — extended from his gums at the simple weight of you on top of him.
“look at that,” you coo, and your grin is something unsettling, something that curdles in the pit of his stomach and heats between his legs. “excited, pup?”
his answering breath comes ragged, and it’s always more embarrassing than it was when he was human. his heart doesn’t work, his lungs do not work, and he has no need to breathe — in fact, he lost the reflex to do so around 92 years ago — but his brain is scrambled, it seems, wilted neurons confusing signals from almost two centuries ago. “i’m — ahem — i’m okay, duchess.”
“how sweet. you don’t have to call me by my title, you know. my name will do just fine.” at his silence, you push yourself up from where you’d been laying low against his chest — looking far too excited when you say: “unless, of course, you like it.”
his hands tremble at his side. he can’t remember the last time he’s indulged in — in debauchery. the last time someone’s made him feel like they’re holding his heart in their hands. over the past hundred-odd years, he’s avoided it like the plague, and for good reason — most vampires aren’t known for their commitment, let’s just say. and now you’re on top of him looking like every sin he’s tried to avoid, and he’s straining so hard in his pants he fears he’ll cum before you even hint at removing a single article of clothing.
you press yourself flush again, nosing at his neck. he knows, for the first time in his long life, what it feels like to be prey. is this what his victims had felt when he ripped into their throats, young and inexperienced and bloodthirsty? did their vulnerability sit like a stone in their throats?
a groan comes from you, suddenly, and your tongue darts out to lave against his skin. choso’s answering moan is more of a whimper, broken and weak in his mouth, but you don’t seem to notice — or care. he flexes his glutes in an effort to stop himself from rutting up against you — not only would it be embarrassing, desperate, but it would be rude. this is your house, after all. your soirée. your gilded halls and bedazzled walls. your silk sheets against his back. your satin skirt bunched around your waist.
“tell me, pup,” you say, and he fights the instinctual reflex to shiver at the brush of your lips against his skin, “have you ever fed from our own?”
“hm?” it’s a sound of confusion brought half on by his simple lack of knowledge, and half on by his slow-processing brain. only seconds after does he fully register your question, and the eyes he hadn’t realised he had screwed shut flew open. “no. i — i didn’t know that was possible.”
all at once, you’re sitting up again — swinging your leg over his hips until you’re standing. it wouldn’t be right to call it clambering — you are impossibly graceful, even passed the agility and elegance that comes with the gift of the undead. his hands reach for you before he can stop them, a sound like a question on his tongue, and you send him the sweetest, most tooth-rotting, stomach-turning smile. he thinks he likes your biting, cruel grins more, though you’re lovely regardless.
you begin to reach for the ties of your corset at your spine — just another thing that makes his mouth water. people didn’t wear these sorts of clothes anymore, not in the human world. but he remembers the skirts and corsets from paintings of noblewomen hundreds of years ago, and how he’d admire the curve of their waists, the swell of their chests—
“of course, satoru wouldn’t tell you. why would he?”
his eyes snap up from your chest, caught with his hand in the cookie jar. but you don’t seem to mind. the corset is removed painfully slowly, for no other reason than to torture him; then, the outer dress, with its carmine satin and intricate embroidery. you throw it to the floor carelessly, as if the most knowledgeable museum curators wouldn’t prostrate themselves at your feet for the simple chance to display it for millions to see — a while his eyes drink up the sight of more skin, the whisper of form beneath your underdress and bloomers, you near him once more.
metal to a magnet, a moth to flame, he pulls himself to the edge of the bed. you find a place between his legs and grasp his chin, and choso can’t look away from you.
“i can take you apart and put you back together,” you say — promise — voice like crushed velvet, quiet and creeping like a choking vine. your thumb smooths over his cheek and ends at its apple, where you press the sharp tip of your nail into his flesh. “i can show you the pleasures of your eternal life, and its pains, and everything in between. i can bring you to every edge, and draw you back from them just as quick — and it will be painful, and you’ll enjoy it so much you won’t be able to go another day without it.”
he’s lost the ability to speak. his unmoving heart is in his throat — or in your hands, or between your sharp teeth. you tilt your head and regard him with knowing, twinkling eyes.
“all you have to say, pup, is yes.”
oh, it’s out of him so quick he can hardly keep up — a word so breathy you’d swear you’d already had your way with him. but embarrassment is a thing of the past when your smile stretches, and you murmur marvellous. you release him from your grasp, much to his chagrin, but when you begin pulling down your bloomers his attention shifts.
he can smell you. smell you. the musky, salty scent of between your legs — a smell that has his mouth watering and his fingers cramping from how hard he fists the sheets. your bloomers are damp when you discard them, sticky with your arousal, and pride glows in choso’s chest. he didn’t do much, but it seemed enough — if he had only let himself lose control, hump up against you harder, perhaps it would’ve stained his clothes; seeped through your layers and onto his lap. he’d go home and hold it over his nose until the scent faded, and perhaps after.
“new as you are,” you say, climbing onto your bed once more and reclining back against the numerous pillows — huffing a mean-sounding laugh when he crawls after you. “i’ll do you the mercy of taking it easy, just this once. oh, don’t make that face — you look like a kicked puppy. i promise you’ll enjoy what i have in store for you.”
and you hike up your underdress, and spread your legs. choso’s mouth waters — the thick smattering of hair on your mons, your flower-like labia, shiny with your arousal. and your clit, peeking out from its hood, pink and shiny and begging to have his mouth on it. but as if this wasn’t enough — as if he wasn’t already scrabbling to get between your legs — you take one of those long, sharp nails, and drag it against your inner thigh. the skin splits. blood trickles down from the wound like a river of gold, flowing into the crease between your thighs and your pussy, and it smells ambrosial. if his fangs were aching before, they’re screaming, now. this isn’t human blood; this is richer, sweeter, creamier. delectable. hedonistic. you’ll make a glutton of him.
“after all,” you say, grinning wickedly, “i’m treating you to a most delectable meal.”
#sub choso u will always be famous#living out my gothic vampire dream. need#choso x reader#choso kamo x reader#jjk x reader#anime x reader#choso x you#choso kamo x you#jjk x you#anime x you#choso smut#choso kamo smut#jjk smut#anime smut#im thinking about the lore for this au now#gojo who acts like a hedonist but is actually tortured by the reality of his immortality#nanami who strictly feeds either on animals or sustainably sourced human blood 😭😭😭😭#vampire hunter toji who is also a vampire a la mikael mikaelson#also pup is what baby bats are called……. im dying#also goths call beginner goths baby bats but i think its fitting here#also no choso is not a baby or a child or anything he is v much a consenting adult 😭😭#i jusg think it puts like the extent of immortality into perspective#idk its 3am and i have work tomorrow#who up subbing they choso
249 notes
·
View notes
Text
“the live action watered down katara’s character!” yeah and so did the comics and the legend of korra but i don’t remember seeing yall complain about that. or is it only bad when bryke aren’t the ones doing it?
#don’t get me wrong i’m annoyed at what they did to katara in the LA too#but if you had nothing to say about what LOK did to katara i don’t wanna hear a peep out of yall now#at least the LA let katara be interested in fighting#which is a lot more than we can say for LOK#anti kataang#anti bryke#anti lok#just say you wanna hate on the live action bc your precious creators weren’t involved and go
370 notes
·
View notes
Text
i like to imagine, after escaping site-19, 049 and 035 try and live a ""normal"" life. 049 tries to go on with curing the pestilence while 035 clings onto them like a parasite :-) (and 049 enjoys it.) (atleast to some capacity)
#its VERY loosely based off a hanged kings comedy#049 and 035 escape as weird lovers and 049 goes back to “curing” people. 035 wants to live the life it used to but a. 035 is not in alagadd#and b. its hard to get a host normally now that they decompose so fast... so he sticks around 049 for support...pestering him a Lot.#in this theyre watching La La Land (2016) .#my art#scp foundation#scp#scp 049#scp 035#scp 049 x scp 035#scp 035 x scp 049
303 notes
·
View notes
Text
In my main mission I took a side quest and pulled all the pics I could with Jeffrey from the LA times from 1979 to 1986 from NewpaperArchive.com during his theater days
articles under the cut!
#jeffrey combs#theatre#baby jeff#la times#it only now occured to me I should have been looking not just in the la times oh well#i've kept the articles of some of these too#articles#newspaper#playboy of the western world#pvt wars#highest standard of living
126 notes
·
View notes
Text
ONE PIECE, 1.01 – ROMANCE DAWN.
#oplaedit#onepieceedit#tvedit#one piece#netflix one piece#one piece live action#monkey d. garp#gol d. roger#one piece la#the beginning of what i expect to be a long (and fun!) journey#vincent regan#michael dorman#just trying to get a feel for gifs again - they're not all going to be winners right now#anyway - love those old bastards#mine*
146 notes
·
View notes
Text
Prompt:
Instead of being sent to end the Washington bloodline, Calvin is sent to clean the Gotham streets of “vermin”.
He gets a name, a location, and a general description. A weapon pointed at a target.
And he’s eager to prove himself. Eager to have years of grueling training pay off. Eager to prove that he didn’t kill the previous Talon for nothing.
But when Calvin perches on top of a fire escape, watching a small, malnourished child with gaunt cheeks and a too large red hoodie steal the tires off the Batmobile with nervous glances left and right but never up—
Calvin wants to throw up.
They can’t- they’re expecting him to kill a little kid. A tiny, defenseless human just trying to survive— deemed obsolete due to circumstances the boy had no control over.
No. No way. No fucking way.
When Batman returns to the Batmobile it’s to his tires gone and the tail end of watching a monster straight out a nursery rhyme knocking a screaming child unconscious and vanishing into the night.
#prompts#Calvin rose#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#robin#tim drake#talon#court of owls#Calvin ‘kidnapping counts as adoption right?’ Rose#Jason ‘I am going to castrate you if you don’t let me go right now’ Todd#Calvin with tears in his eyes: my sweet boy is so fierce already#Jason: furious screaming#meanwhile Bruce thinks he just saw a live animal planet episode a la Gotham#where a talon kidnapped a child to take it back to his nest and… eat it?#he doesn’t know but he’s going to find out and make that monster PAY for killing that child#Bruce knows he’s been robbed of a child because the audacity to steal the Batmobile tires is just???#he’s filing adoption papers anyway#if only so he can provide the kid a proper funeral
142 notes
·
View notes
Text
The way these two progressed!
#Mako was insane from the beginning but Ryouko grew to learn to love that insanity#it's so sweet honestly#kill la kill#can you tell I just finished it and am NOT normal#this is such a good show#Ryuko will live rent free in my head from now on#I haven't loved a protagonist THIS much in a long time
70 notes
·
View notes
Text
BeeTeeDubs… I won’t lie, I’ve orphaned and even fully deleted some fics from my youth. But literally today I got a comment on a fic that I wrote 12 years ago- that I would normally feel embarrassed by or self-conscious of because I was so young when I wrote and feel better as a writer now- … and I’m very glad I didn’t delete it. Because it made someone happy. I understand past-me’s thoughts/feelings when purging stuff but I also wish I hadn’t now because damn. There were people who could have liked them.
Anyway the moral is even if YOU don’t appreciate your work, someone will! You are your own worst critic, but others love you 💕
#fanfic#rambling#literally was searching for one of my own fics recently and realized it was gone 😭#I thought it was so bad and now I wish I had it back#no hard feelings to past-me#just a ‘live and learn’ moment#cest la vie#ps comment on old work!!!#it will make the author cry 🥲
56 notes
·
View notes
Text
Imelda x Poppy🥹💓
#I am LIVING for all of the Imelda posts I’m seeing lately what is this🥹💓🙏#this was so fast please excuse the messiness !!!!!!!!#Im currently listening to no rain by blind melon until the title comes true 😤#(could be until tomorrow idk)#ajsjskejdjjdjenz jajajajaja omg#as i was typing up these dumb hashtags#someone knocked on my window (I live on the second floor so 🤔 I was so confused🤔)#a worker got stuck in my patio and he didn’t have keys LMAO#he saw me sitting in the window drawing and so he climbed up the wall to see if he could come through my apartment and get back to where he#needed to be bc nobody lives below me😂😂😂😂😂😂#as he walked through he complimented the gym we have set up in our apartment LMAO IT WAS SO AWKWARD🙏🙏#I will be locking my windows from now on🙏🙏🙏 at least hasta que terminen las obras 😭😭😭😂😂#what if he breaks into my apartment to work out!!😨 (he was really nice poor guy…this is obv a joke)#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#imelda reyes#poppy sweeting#imelda reyes x poppy sweeting
106 notes
·
View notes
Text
Aramis: trust me, I know what I'm doing
Athos, 0.2 seconds away from a stroke: NOT EVEN GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE DOING
#the musketeers#bbc musketeers#athos#aramis#bbc the musketeers#comte de la fere#rene d'herblay#this quote lives rent free in my head and i laugh way too hard every time i recall ot and also IT'S VERY THEM#source is diehard 3 iirc#also this has been sitting in my drafts for like 2 months now. time to release it into the wild
72 notes
·
View notes