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luna-nigthshade-wood · 5 months ago
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Au: After a case where a demon called Cas a slur
Dean, confused: I dont understand why that demon called Cas that
Sam, praying for mercy: Dean, I think Cas might be gay
Dean: What? Cas cant be gay
Sam, starting to get angry: Yeah and why not?
Dean, flustated: Well, because if Cas was gay then everyone would want to get into his pants, and hold his hand, and watch movies with him and kiss him and let him put his...
Sam, shushing his brother: I beg you to stop
Dean: See? Cas cant be gay, Sammy, right Cas?
Cas: Actually, Dean, I am in fact homosexual. I just didnt know how to mention it
Dean: ...
Cas: ....
Sam, holding his breath: ....
Dean, throwing his hands in the air: Well, hell, Cas. Guess you will have to fuck me now.
Sam.ex stopped working: Wait what?
Dean, grabbing his wallet and standing up: C´mon buddy we are going to the movies first and I am taking you to the best date of your life
Cas, confused but smiling: Of course, Dean
Sam: Wait, what?
Dean: Hey, you snooze, you lose. He is my partner now. Dont wait up
Sam, after Cas and Dean leave: What the actual hell just happened?
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greedandenby · 8 months ago
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Just... Yeah.
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📸 Rebecca Ferguson photographed by JuanKr for Esquire Mexico / Sam Reid photographed by Erik Tanner for Schön Magazine.
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atalana · 8 months ago
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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virtualplushy · 7 months ago
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healing is when you have an intrusive thought and instead of having a meltdown you go “girl what?? shut up” and move on
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nouverx · 6 months ago
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*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*
Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)
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monstrslair · 1 year ago
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I just realized VANESSA IS LIKELY ALSO A STINKY BNUY
But really, the tapes specifically call out her buying faux fur, not just some random fabric. And as someone who works with faux fur, I can tell you, that shit is a bitch to clean. You're telling me she's out there killing kids and workers alike, skipping through sewers and trash piles, and chasing down Gregory all in an actual fursuit (even if it isn't so padded)??
As a fabric made of tiny plastic fibers, it's generally safe to bleach (if you're gonna worry about discoloration), but plastic also means you can't throw that shit in the dryer without it melting and it needs hand washed and soaked for like a full day. If you don't wanna be a musky husky, that things likely gonna need washed after a good outing or two of a good handful of hours. Did I mention it can get like 115f in there, just walking around?
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identitty-dickruption · 7 months ago
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one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle
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thebrainrotsreal · 12 days ago
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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.
Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.
#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay#d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127#he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS#did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing#and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus#like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS#like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO#transformers one my beloved#d 16#megatron#tf one#tf one megatron#tf one b 127#b 127#transformers one fanart#never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one#SO QUICKLY
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aitadjcrazytimes · 11 months ago
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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itafushi nation how r we Feeling!!!!!!!!!!!
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cozymochi · 10 months ago
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certified Deuce moment that definitely happened [ x ]
Ko-fi
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago
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Flower Empowered.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#lan wunian#The absolute chaos that ensued when Lan Wangji showed up...those girls went wild.#We have to give kudos to narration that takes the form of a bunch of suitor seeking ladies.#They were so loud about being here for the hotties and whispering gossip. You go girls.#Wei Wuxian most likely just picked up a already tossed flower to throw. Second hand flowers...are still flowers I suppose.#Can you imagine if LWJ had allergies? Poor lad.#Okay it's time for the real gritty discussion point. The one everyone is waiting for me to talk about:#So...from where we are in the timeline...what the hell is WWX supposed to be wearing?#I'm serious. Put all the fanart out of your brain for a moment.#We are post burial grounds and sunshot campaign so he's had his little goth moment reveal.#*BUT* he is still with the Jiang sect. And by proxy of this flashback talking about his disrespect - they never bring up his attire.#meaning he is likely in some kind of Jiang Purple.#Continuity wise it really feels like this scene should have been *before* the burial mounds.#I understand why it's post - we need to build up on the mystery of how he became the YLLZ.#But also his personality feels way more 'pre-burial mounds WWX'. I think this was probably a 'I don't want to kill my darling' scene.#(The Phoenix mountain flashback is a lot of people's 'darling'. I am knowingly putting myself in the line of fire here).#I'm willingly putting him in Wen Qing's borrowed cloak and assuming people take him wearing it as like...a war trophy.#Historians will revise this moment later on but for now he *is* a hero of that war.
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darlingboydiaz · 7 months ago
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we all said eddie baby-trapped buck when he wrote him into his will. i actually raise you: buck parent-trapped eddie right after eddie's abuela ended up in hospital in 2x04 when pepa told him that raising a kid alone is rough. buck saw that hot single dad and immediately said he's gonna be second dad.
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isjasz · 1 year ago
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[Day 100 - Day 5: Sand]
And it slips away
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bacchuschucklefuck · 7 months ago
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she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,
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plutoons · 4 months ago
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max for the masses
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