#my big boy teeth?

[whentheskittlesfightback]

uhm is it ok if adult teeth wiggle around just a teensy bit 😁 not a lot just a liiiiiiitle bit 😁

[leashybebes]

more of this. it's happening, y'all

On Thursdays, Evan works in a queer friendly bar. That mostly means women who want to drink and dance without being bothered by creeps, sheltered college students testing the waters, and people who wander in and only belatedly clock the rainbow decor. The last couple of weeks there's been a guy in his section he's not sure how to categorize. He's about Evan's height but broader - really buff, and classically handsome in a sharp jaw and killer cheekbones way that Buck's a little envious of, honestly. He could clean up in WeHo, could probably have any woman in the bar come running if he'd look up from his string of nasty craft beers that he occasionally chases with a shot of Jack and actually smile at someone. Evan's willing to bet he has a great smile, but he also has a closed off air like a forcefield around him.

"Hey," Evan says when he collects the empty glass from the guy's latest gross beer. He also hands over a napkin with a phone number courtesy of the cute blonde, or possibly her cute brunette friend at the end of the bar. "Couple ladies over there trying to get your attention."

"Oh." The guy looks at the napkin like it might bite him. "Uh. I'm not - I'm not interested."

Evan shrugs. "Your loss, man."

The guy uses one fingertip to nudge the napkin back towards Evan. Swallows sharply enough that Evan can track the motion of it with his eyes.

"I'm gay."

"Yeah? In that case, the dude three seats down is gonna be delighted."

The guy blinks a couple times, sneaks a glance down the bar like he thinks he's gonna get slapped for it.

"Not tonight," he says.

Evan shrugs. "Get you another gross beer?"

The guy looks at him, and it's not the smile Evan was imagining, but it's at least half a smirk, and it makes a line next to his mouth deepen, almost a dimple. "Should you be calling the drinks you sell gross?"

"Call it as I see it, man. I like Bud Light and cocktails, so."

"Jesus Christ."

"Evan, actually," Evan tells him, with a grin.

"I'm Tommy."

"Hey, Tommy. So. Gross beer or fruity cocktail?"

Tommy looks at him, eyebrows drawing together, shoulders going a little tight. "Is that a dig?"

Evan replays his words. "Oh, shit no! Not at all! Fruity like containing fruit, not fruity like fruity. Who even says that anymore? I wouldn't, I mean - I'm an ally!"

Tommy looks, honestly, a little baffled by Evan's whole existence which is unfortunately not a look he's unfamiliar with.

"I think I'm gonna call it a night," he says, and Evan's heart sinks a little. Tommy looks like a guy who desperately needs to cut loose.

"Nah, c'mon, I just accidentally hate crimed you, let me make you piña colada. On me."

Tommy relaxes a tiny bit. "Okay. Sure. Thanks, Evan."

[keydekyie]

Warning: Professional, do not attempt.

[mo-ok]

putting teeth on helmets i think should have them

[dthmet]

Don’t let the smile fool you, he’s secretly planning your demise.

[floridazcrazy]

Chat MACKLIN HAS SHARK TEETH

[opesorry87]

My silly lil guy

[stabknives]

U people need to stop being like 'no you don't wanna know' when others ask about ur ocs. Like man i think they do if they asked

[sysig]

Join in! No seriously join in, please, come on, you were invited (Patreon)

[wannaeatramyeon]

I have a question, is Jake's all teeth real? Like, didn't Gun break some of them?

Jake Kim x Reader: Teeth

"Wow."

Jake responds with some incomprehensible noises.

"They did a good job, didn't they?"

A small nod.

"They feel good?"

Another nod.

"Really impressive."

More noises.

As unhygienic and unseemly as it is, your fingers continue to probe and run along his teeth, scrutinising the handiwork in-depth. If your head moves any closer inspecting your boyfriend's unbelievably realistic implants, you might be in danger of shoving your entire head in his mouth.

At the sight of Jake's adam apple bobbing, desperately trying to swallow with his mouth wide wide open, you yield. Backing away and removing your spit-covered fingers.

"Very nice. Very handsome." You say, kissing him and wiping your grubby fingers on his shirt.

Jake, any self-consciousness completely forgotten and confidence returning in full force, gives you a toothy grin and a wink in return.

[screamingtheo]

Everyone, please say Hello to Timothy Ta-... erm... Twinkle!

Timothy Twinkle! ... haha...

Timothy is your friendly neighbor! Just a completely harmless beetle with nothing to hide, haha...

... okay, maybe he isn't that harmless...

Name: Timothy Tarantula Twinkle

Pronouns: he / him

Species: Tarantula ... G-Goliath Beetle...

Timothy is a Goliath Beetle, who randomly appeared in the neighborhood one day. No one really knows where he comes from or why he moved here, but... he is a friendly fella, so don't worry!

He loves to participate in Julies games, helps Sally with her plays, assists Poppy in the kitchen or carries Wally's easel whenever he wants to paint in nature. Most times you can find him looming over his neighbors and... I-I mean... helping his neighbors! Haha...

Due to his height, he is a great help carrying stuff or reaching for the cookie jar on top of the shelf.

...

You're not believing me, do you...?

Okay... maybe Timothy is a Tarantula, creeping around the neighborhood and waiting for the perfect opportunity to let his dear neighbors "disappear"...

Did you know the limbs of a spider can grow back? Timothy makes sure to "get rid" of two of his arms whenever they start to grow back, so he maintains his beetle-like appearance. He also likes to wear fake antennas on a cheap hairband.

You don't believe Frank would ever fall for some fake antennas, do you?

No of course not! Frank is well aware of Timothy's intentions and both are highly suspicious of each other.

Howdy also sees right through Timothy and tries to keep his neighbors safe. Timothy does his best to avoid Howdy... he is a bit intimidated by that caterpillar...

Eddie as well as Poppy are oblivious to Timothy being a Tarantula. They even maintain somewhat of a friendship with Timothy... though Eddie wonders why Frank seems to dislike their new friend...

Wally, Julie and Sally are also oblivious. They enjoy spending time with their new neighbor, not realizing that Timothy sees them more as a snack than friends...

Barnaby and Home aren't quite sure what to think of Timothy. That new neighbor seems to avoid them both as best as he can. It's probably because of his fear of dogs... but why does he also avoid Home and averts direct eye contact...?

[hwnglx]

hi, could you do a reading on bts as fathers?

anon you must’ve read my mind, because i actually thought of doing that reading, and received your request right after.. i'll definitely get around to it.

[sunnibits]

y’all my mom is too goddamn sweet I wish she could adopt all of you who have shitty moms

[mo-ok]

cleaned up some of my gingaman sketches <3 <3 <3

[childofeberron]

started my day by getting into an argument with a worker at the dump. i am too tired for this !

[homeb0ys]

homelander 🤝 big bad 🐺 where sharp teeth are concerned