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elliottkay · 11 months ago

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I just saw some author affirmations that included "I am not defined by my daily word count" and I laughed out loud in like five wildly different emotions at once.

#yes #this is very true #and yet I would really like to write faster and publish faster #my bank account would like that too #writing #writer problems #seriously though measuring yourself by word count is a great way to fall into writing filler and burning out fast so don't do it

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deoidesign · 9 months ago

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yamsgarden · 2 months ago

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holy shit time flies...

#random #idk the other day i was just looking at the sun coming through my window and it dawned on me #life changed so much in the last 11 years #for the best... but damn #i'd only want to go back in time #only for my health #but i would never give up all the experiences i went through #the friendships made and lost #the failures and victories #ig it really is just life #it still makes me laugh tho how back in the days i had my majora wallpaper #fast forward and one of my best friend gifted me the 3D figurine... ig some things never change #i'll always be a mm fan and i love her sm #but really...#the fucking disgusting chair with pillows in 2013?#disguting #i didn't care tho... i was a poor student who lived constantly for 7 years under 1k in my bank account OTL #i usually hang my left over merch because...#idk #i want to be proud to look at them too #i spend HOURS ON THOSE T0T #then i got that one other wall that's just craking down with artist merch OTL #it's weird to feel like you've lived a long time now...#like i remeber very clearly 10+ years ago #it's so strange...

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sereniv · 7 months ago

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anyway 4 alive people doesnt justify over 200 dead

#palestine #fuck zionism #and fuck zionists #no not jews #idc 90% whatever i refuse to believe 90% of jews support ethnic cleansing and genocide #zionists are getting blocked #israel is killing in the name of zionism ofc people are going to hate zionists #if there really is zionism that is exactly like my views then i dont fucking see it #all i see is right wingers #all i see is racists #all i see is people celebrating over 200 people dead just bc they got 4 ppl who were well taken care of #i am so fucking mad rn #the person i was talking to that i presses their beliefs blocked me and normally i wouldnt care #but it felt like it was civil enough. we differed in some things but then its obvious they dont give a shit #cant tell me why palestinians are prisoners not hostages? cant tell me why 4 ppl justify over 200 dead?#cant tell me how bulldozing olive trees in the west bank isnt part of the conversation?#I really fucking tried i really fucking hoped #that maybe there was something missing that really theres zionists who believe what i believe #which would mean coming together and bridging a gap thus influencing people #god im too naive #anyway #any day now israel is held accountable #i hope to hear statements from the hostages. glad their ok i guess #hard to care #when theres thousands of palestinian hostages they who come back looking dead #fuck israel

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bosspigeon · 2 months ago

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so due to money issues and also the fact that i have kind of a Big Project in the works i'm trying to figure out kofi and hfdjshg lord help me

#pidge speaks #its a long-overdue project rewrite and im hoping that doing something like this will keep me honest and working on it pseudo-consistently #but i have no idea how kofi works bc i am Stupid #anyway my paycheck was delayed by several days and between that and the Usual Bullshit That Is My Life #i have like $17 bucks in my bank account to last me The Next Two Weeks #i got bills to pay hgfjdkshdg #im debating including like #little snippets from The Vault: ie the depths of my google docs that i never finish or post #would love to take prompts again too #also i did a handful of TCM snippets for Kinktober that id like to clean up and post #idk this is just me gauging interest?????

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cuteniarose · 5 months ago

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The consequences of my poor financial decisions are here!!

#blame Kat for this lmao. she got the Yangchen novels first and I very easily give in to peer pressure (that wasn't exerted. but whatever)#three days earlier than scheduled too. which worked out perfectly bc I picked them up on the way home from grandma's #and carried them for 2 km. 2 hardcover books + the thick cardboard boxset they're in #+ the backpack full of food my grandma gave me #in the rain #I nearly fucking died #I'm not made for this level of physical exercise 😅#okay moving on #nia stop calling things like this poor financial decisions challenge #it cost like. the equivalent of 40 bucks #I have 30 times as much hidden away in my sock drawer #and I am usually responsible with my spending. I'm allowed a slightly more expensive treat every once in a while #also my dad doesn't know but I'm sure if I would him 'hey I spent 3.8k on a pair of books is that okay'#he'd be like 'why tf are you asking when have I ever said no to you spending money'#but again. I do try to be mindful #which is why as much as I want the lok art books and could probably ask for money for them. I won't #bc they cost an arm and a leg and I cannot morally allow myself to spend that kind of money #anyway. getting distracted again #do you know how hard it was to get these? I checked like 3 marketplaces before I did #and I was fully ready to get them in russian because non-classical english books are impossible to come by here #sanctions and all that. but somehow I did. and it only cost half the money in my bank account #I don't even know if Russian editions exist. these books were written before the war and before the gay propaganda ban but still #I didn't find them when I looked. maybe they don't sell them now that the law is in place or smth #I don't really care enough to look it up #the point is. I now own the books and can happily read about best girl kyoshi whenever I want #if the stress for an upcoming event doesn't kill me. that is #also I have read rok before but it was 3 years ago so my memory is vague. and I just realised how much thinner sok is?#I'll have to check the page count later

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writterings · 9 months ago

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i'm unfortunately the office worker who has to get a bit high before the work day to function

#you would not believe how stupid people can get. esp in the nonprofit field. huge egos everywhere and a collective mindset that everyone is #too busy to do the 'menial' work themselves like hmm idk checking email records before getting angry at ppl for doing smth you don't #understand. even though you gave them permission to do so.#goddamn. everyday i consider that i could quit and would prob be fine for a few months but also. i then look at my bank account &suck it up

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bibleofficial · 2 months ago

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where is my fat husband

#stream #i’m lonely !!!! i want a man !!!!!!#me: where’s my man #me at the same time: not leaving the house nor dating apps & also is having a mental breakdown everyday while self medicating #also i’m 90% sure my meds are starting to fail again ALSKALKSLAKSLAKLSAKLSMAKSKK #ANYWAY #i didn’t even go to gay bars when i was allowed to drink like 😭😭😭#it’s all a bunch of straight people #there’s no point #like i constantly here old queens going ‘young gays don’t do xyz’ or ‘don’t know how to xyz’ like ok girl its because that shit died like #idk probably before the pandemic truly it was dying but the pandemic was the nail in the coffin like girl …….. i turned 21 a month into #lockdowns like #ok so i did stuff illegally & went to other shit but it still was straight bars 90% of the time there’s like 6 gay bars in houston total 😭😭😭#like idk what they expect like if … those venues aren’t there & are increasingly AGAINST doing the goofy tings …. how would the YOUNG KNOW #like at this point idk i truly think that it’s kinda on the elders at this point ALSKALSKLAKSAKSLAN like yea they’re boomers at the end of #the day so like i’m not saying that they didn’t have it hard they did they did ok but. get over it ? ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLA like alright … but #i’m saying this as someone who knows the history & bullshit like ok yea everyone needs to understand what it’s like to have your community #die before ur eyes but at the same time. there’s no community now ? ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLLA like girl …#girl …….#yall HAD a community but now all that shit is gone & none of us young ppl have any funds to make that 😭😭😭#like girl i have 12$ in my bank account i dream of being able to rent a flat at some point like a ONE BEDROOM u know W A LIVING ROOM & yall #own rentals so like this is UP TO YALL …..#like ur the problem ? 😭😭😭😭😭#@gays for trump & loghouse republicans i’m looking at YALL #a lot of these mfs are liberal too - pro invasion of iraq democrat back the blue bootlickin NIMBA faggots 😭😭😭💔#anyway that’s just me bitching #i’ve been so fucking IRRITABLE today

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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 9 months ago

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But Hunter tumblr account: likes my two posts about me adding their songs to my cringey fan playlists

Me: has a heart attack

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girderednerve · 6 days ago

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we have been watching star wars skeleton crew (no one be mean to me) which is very bad (obviously), but sadly i cannot stop watching it because it has an old republic mint in it. a mint! where they made the money! i have been complaining for like a decade that the money in star wars makes no sense (a man might have his preoccupations, mightn't he) & finally, a show which has heard my exhortations & decided to ruin my life about it by being willfully fucking dumb

#IT IS SO STUPID! IT IS SO STUPID I SHALL DIE!!!!! WHY ARE OLD REPUBLIC 'CREDITS' SQUAREISH GOLD COINS THAT'S DUMB!!!!!#LIKING STAR WARS IS A CURSE!!!!!!#irredeemable whining #the best star wars money content is still ep 1 of mando show where someone says that they don't accept republic credits on the outer rim #because a) that reflects the fact that money is part & parcel of state power & b) it's a nice riff on westerns! 19th c american money WEIRD #instead of making the money somehow a stable & consistent store of value even though the coins look nothing like the money in the ot!#it makes zero fucking sense for old republic money to have avoided debasement; we watched clone wars!#the republic's debt burden was UNREAL & the government was consistently irresponsible; they would've debased coins + printed cash?#it makes no sense! there absolutely should be some kind of commodity money that's generally exchangeable in like illicit trade #and it should be minted by like. the hutts lmao. republic credits should exist on the outer rim as a currency of account #or i guess it would be very star wars to have the banking clan also make the money (& a nice nod to 19th c american money again) but um #i do not personally like thinking too hard about the banking clan because i think it usually collapses into lazy antisemitic tropes #instead of like interesting public finance/corporate influence stuff. which is what i want. in my star wars. like a fool #i'm in way too deep on this obv. anyway the show is very bad & clearly very expensive & i hate disney star wars #feel free to chime in with your star wars money thoughts!

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spokelseskladden · 11 months ago

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while i wouldn't like living in any other time period due to knowing like. The basics of history or whatever, I'm gonna be real with you all. The current one I'm living in isn't all that appealing either.

#i enjoy the comforts of modern medicine and plumbing too much to live anywhere else #and i also enjoy being able to open my own bank account despite being born without a dick #but man. things could be better #and in a hundred years people will romanticise us and say they were born in the wrong decade #and someone else will say that the social issues and limitations of our medicine/technology would make it terrible #and that's just how it goes #the same will happen to those people and those people and those people #and they'll wonder how we dealt with the inequality and were there any joy there at all #and there was joy and beauty despite it all just like it was before and we kust keep going and ugh #idk what im rambling about

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astral-catastrophe · 2 months ago

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me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system

#Every once in a while I think. It’s not too bad home. I’m over dramatic. It’s not bad and it won’t be bad when I go home and never been bad #Then actually think and remember #I shouldn’t have been hit as a small child. I thank god that my parents stopped that with me.#But also. I should have been taken seriously when I went To them with concerns and shouldn’t have been brushed off.#But also to be a 14 something year old and to realize your parents aren’t in love is a crushing feeling #Since that must have been when. 13-14. Appa passed. Pandemic times. I’m sure my father. Since this would have been the last time I saw Appa #We went down to visit. Dad didn’t go he had work. He sent us off. I remember sitting in the passenger seat by mom in driver #Dad praying for our safe travel and for him going in for a kiss and the moment of hesitation and unwant from my mother #And the awkward silence and the way everything seemed to just shift to the side #That was summer of 2019. My first time realizing my parents weren’t both in love happened when I was 13-14.#I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.#And going to college has me feeling so guilty. Like I fucking ditched my siblings? The kids I raised as a child myself?#(I had to go. I don’t know if my scholarship would have held I don’t know if my financial aid would have held. I couldn’t have waited. )#(I would have likely done something bad to myself. Genuinely. If I weren’t able to be here. If I had to stay. I wouldn’t survive that.)#my siblings are fine. They have no responsibilities. My sister is manipulative. They will manage. They want me to get the education I need #They aren’t going to have to use their own college money to pay to be able to eat because the parents won’t feed them for the summer #I went into college with at least a couple hundred less than I should have. Because I had to parent. I had to feed my siblings.#And I had to pay to fill the gas tank on my father’s gas eater truck. We couldn’t be home because of the selling home situation.#I had to do something to get us out and to feed us but I didn’t get paid back for anywhere near all of it #I don’t regret it. But a kid shouldn’t have to pay for them and their siblings to live.#But then I remember the dread I have for returning ‘home’ for the breaks. I don’t know what I’m going to do.#If I can’t work all of the breaks then I either won’t be able to pay next semester #Or I’ll have almost no money in savings. Like nothing to my name. Can’t buy gas. Can’t do anything. Can’t buy food.#Unless the next scholarship stuff I’m doing pulls through. But I’m willing to work the whole break just to get away from either house.#I want to violently shake my parents and get them to comprehend #Father you have dropped 260$ into my bank account in the last two weeks. Why could this not be earlier in the semester.#Why couldn’t that be in the time and fashion you FUCKING PROMISED for helping me pay my schooling?#You have money to spare. Stupid. Why couldn’t you help like you promised.#Mom you fucker. I get that you are kinda with a new man now. But you’re leading yourself into a relationship with a man you said yourself #You don’t want to date because he wants to move away with his sister and because he hates it here

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eyepatchdate · 3 months ago

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my dad emailed me b/c my parents are actually going to help with some loan repayment...they've approved of helping me entirely pay off the highest interest loan i have, which will be AMAZING

#shitpost #tbh? i have issues with my parents but a major one was a lack of monetary support #when like. the fact they do so well is why i couldn't get more govt support.#and so ive been drowning for years. i pay more towards my loans every month than i do for rent #anyways. paying off this one loan would decrease my monthly payment by 100 dollars.#so i'd be paying $900 instead of 1k. like #im shaking a bit its such an exciting idea.#and they're giving me a bit more too so i'll have a little bit more in my savings...#which ISNT MUCH like i am 100% living paycheck to paycheck lol. but it'd be nice to have closer to 10k in my bank account lol...#my ideal would be more than that obviously but i gotta take what i can lol #ok. monetary blogging sorry.

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arytha · 11 months ago

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i hate how the cheapest and most filling lunch item i can get at work is the fried deli food. less than $3 to keep me fed for the entire day vs $7-8 sandwich or $6-8 salad

#i only do it once a week but what do i do for the rest of it? $10 total lunch because i get an energy drink too. fucking hell #im so like. not having money. i dont have money to do shit but hey my brother #is opening a bank account today and isnt expected to pay household expenses #and while i knew this would happen it doesnt change the fact that im so fucking resentful about it #and he only has a part time job or whatever but he can use all the money he makes. and doesnt have to use it all on the family #and ofc he's using it more for school expenses whatever but if he doesnt have it? i have to pay anyways??#i have! no savings! and i cant save! because we need all of it!!#im tearing my hair out e_e #mara's shit #sorry for ranting #also i cant 'make my lunch and take it in' bc adhd makes it Literally Impossible

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z-1-wolfe · 2 years ago

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#rwby fanart #frosen steel #weiss schnee #ruby rose #penny polendina #tw penny death #tw flashing light #i have pulled one too many all nighters these last two weeks #please hold this little thing i made tonight as i procrastinate studying for finals #i would literally kill for a cup of kofe rn but my bank account is like #[crickets chirping] hooray kollege #as a result i channel all my feelings into this #zenta draws

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 1 year ago

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i may or may not have just spent too much money on arctic monkeys albums under the guise of self care (again)

#i work next to a record shop and i have this little tradition where if i’ve had a rough day i’ll go in and treat myself to an album #only rn i’m so unwell that i haven’t been out of my flat properly in weeks #let alone as far as work or the record shop #so hmv’s online shop had to do #because i’m in need of some comfort music purchases #and for some reason my brain went ‘if you’re ordering online it’s cheaper’ so i wound up with three instead of one #so as of tomorrow i will be the proud owner of fwn and who the f*** are arctic monkeys and also the teddy picker single #why am i like this #i suppose i should at least be grateful i can’t afford a record player because cds are mercifully less expensive than lps #my bank account would probably disown me if i ever do get a record player and start getting lps #anyway #i’m rambling to no one #too much time being stuck inside appears to have made me even more prone to rambling in the tags than usual #which is saying something #i’ll see myself out and go and drink tea and listen to my pre-existing am albums #lulu posts

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