#mr squint
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freckledjoes · 1 year ago
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Sucker for him and his sunnies <3
(don't repost my gifs or edits)
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streetcattournament · 8 months ago
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Round 1 - Bracket 168
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Propaganda:
Ms. Poodle - "I mean just look at her, she's got the funny face, funny antics, funny sleeping habits POOD NATION RISE UP"
"Ugly. Her face is so flat that she is incapable of grooming herself, so at most times after it rains a LOT at the BingBing team compound, she looks like she had taken a bath in a mud puddle with the way that her underbelly fur gets dyed brown and turns spiky. Don't get me started on how she looks like a cat derived from AI rendition of a cat from a horror film. There is no physical adjective to describe her. She is simply pood. Other times, she stares into our souls looking demented or with murderous intent. Recently she's garnered the habit to rest her head on the feeder to nap, and she looks increasingly more like a Victorian baby than an actual cat. Hideous. VOTE POOD!"
"ugly ass lesbian representation"
Mr. Squint - "as a Mr. Squint researcher i beg u to stop voting him, he is antisocial and shows up less at the cafeteria the more ppl he has to deal with :( he wants u to be quiet in the library and not hyping him up in the library"
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mrrecaswife · 4 months ago
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The Annoying Gentleman by Woltze
(The title says it all)
Mr Reca trying to seduce you the good old fashioned way so that you can be together, but his intense passion for his work gets in the way.
You are out for a walk? He talks your ear off about how he shot a film here and refused to have his name associated with it because of how bad it was.
You want a picture with him? He complains about the setting and the light and makes you move so much that when you finally get to take it, it feels slightly staged (in your opinion.)
He just can't shut up at times and you get all the movie lore about his latest creation. When that one wandering friend who collects data for a living listens to you, she just laughs and shakes her head as if it was normal behaviour for him.
In all honesty, it probably is...
But there are some rare moments where he lets go of his work for a little and it makes it actually feel romantic instead of being on stage with a director. For once, maybe it isn't so bad.
(He's lucky he's so cute.)
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gleafer · 6 months ago
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My favorite thing about Crowley about to bring the hurt juice with the chair, is it matches Aziraphale’s braining of Señior Marrón perfectly!
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Yes. The statue was a self-portrait made by Mr. Brown in his community college sculpture class he teaches and yes, it’s peen pooped off a la The Goonies.
A page from Make Beautiful Music Together free on my Patreon!
Go. Laugh. Be joyful.
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babyblankyerror · 3 days ago
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Thinking about hitman stan being good with snipers.
He'll ne laying down on a roof, looking for his target but then he catches sight of Ford and his cute friend and just kicks his legs while he watches them (and creepily reads their lips) all happy n stuff
He doesn't shoot his target because he's not going to put youngsters through that (he's the youngest actually) that'd be just cruel. So what if he has to go through extra work to find his target? Oh look! They're going to some nerd convention- maybe Stan should send more money over, Ford is sure to use it there.
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to-trek-or-not-to-trek · 1 year ago
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Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.
Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?
Kirk: Do you think-
McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?
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dennys-at-3-am · 3 months ago
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is this anything
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chocohybrid · 8 months ago
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made a handy little chart if anyone was struggling with names for the main gang!
+ bonus height chart (link added)
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Mr Davison was the only one i had to guess at since i couldn’t find anything on his actor so his might not be 100%!
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shuuenka · 2 years ago
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And it's my whole heart Weighed and measured inside
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ratatatastic · 6 months ago
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hi maffhew and ellie watching the game together!
los angeles dodgers @ st louis cardinals | 8.18.24
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streetcattournament · 8 months ago
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Round 2 - Bracket 84
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Mr. Snack | Mr. Squint
Propaganda:
Mr. Snack - N/A
Mr. Squint - "as a Mr. Squint researcher i beg u to stop voting him, he is antisocial and shows up less at the cafeteria the more ppl he has to deal with :( he wants u to be quiet in the library and not hyping him up in the library"
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angelxd-3303 · 1 year ago
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Tw: blood
Finally! My first finished piece in almost a month and a half! Seasonal depression has been kicking my butt, but I'm insanely happy with how this turned out!
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I think part of my problem has been trying to force myself to draw stuff that I think my fans expect and want. I want to finish my time travel comic, but I don't know if I'll be able to anytime soon. As such, I've decided to transfer to writing. I'll post a link to it when I post the first chapter, and once I find motivation to continue the comic I'll do so. It's not that I'm not interested in Mario anymore, it's just a matter of hyperfixations changing. Now and again I'll post Mario stuff; it'll always be an important part of my life. It just won't be the main focus. I'm finding my motivation in other things rn, like Fnaf. And that may change, phases come and go. I'm slowly coming to accept, however, that I produce the best art when I'm happy and excited about the subject. Forcing myself to draw certain things because I want to make others happy is a big part of why my motivation is lacking.
In other words, I'm still gonna post Mario stuff every now and then, but I'm gonna be exploring my other interests. I hope everyone understands, and I love you guys so much!
(also, this is just a lineup of some of my favorite animatronics, ignore the little fella in the middle, he's definitely not important... Definitely not something bigger... Nope.)
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astro-vision-au · 16 days ago
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So, Cardinal, buddy. Why are you so damn sexy? Not to mention hot~. <3
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PC and Yellow rarely disagree, but if there's one thing they can't seem to agree on is how much effort they should put into Cardinals looks. Since is PC's body and face he spends a lot of time in the morning making them looking good, while Yellow doesn't really care about such things.
Also I'm telling you rn don't go saying things like that, Cardinal will take advantage of that.
Also Yey first look at Yellow, I don't think I've shown him of separately before.
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babyblankyerror · 13 hours ago
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Thinking about Hitman Stan scenarios-
Stanford's college is on a trip but unfortunately it's not a good place as its not one of the best colleges. Some bad guys take the group hostage (either to try get money from police or sell organs- idk) and the police keeps getting anonymous tips from a 'witness'.
Unfortunately for said 'witness', it's a small town so the police first don't believe him (until stanle- I mean- the witness starts paying others to make the calls and tell them about the hostages) and then they simply can't do anything as it's a small town so they aren't equipped for it- they say they have to wait for reinforcements and it would take a half the day. Stanley knows they'd be gone by then.
So why not just??? Do it himself???? He tells the police that he will make an opening for them, along with a few many threats if they don't turn up before he goes ahead and uses his Hitman skills to save a group of nerds and hippies instead.
Now, Stanley is a well known Hitman (known under another name) so he's like a pro at what he dies but his cool entrance just so happens to be crawling through a window and face planting the floor right in front of all those students (and his brother. And his brother's cute friend).
No one takes him seriously after that, especially his twin who (as expected) isn't happy to see him- Stanford is worried his dumb brother is going to get killed trying to play hero.
Stanley deals with the situation well, he manages to leave the room and ignores the cries for help in order to clear the outside of potential threats. When he's back he's a bit dirty with blood and they all look in horror at him but it's A-Ok! Because Ford is safe!
Of course, when more men rush in it's harder- Not like Stanley can just shoot them in front of them. That'd be traumatising! So, with the skills of someone who's been doing this for a lifetime and is hot while doing it, Stan casually tries to stop the others as less gruesomely as possible- he'll dislocate a few bones, break a few necks, knock a few guys out but tries to not let the poor innocent students see anything traumatising like blood (Bro does not know that he is traumatising them all the same).
By the time he's done the police comes, he drops a bit of cash in Stanford's hand "for the school trip c:" and crawls out the window.
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to-trek-or-not-to-trek · 1 year ago
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Kirk, channeling his Midwestern side: What do you use to count cows, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Presumably some form of device if your eyes prove unsatisfactory-
Kirk, laughing: A cow-culator
Spock:
Kirk:
Spock, his soul leaving his body, internally: *Why did it have to be this one, of all the illogical humans, why did I choose this one??*
~Bonus~
Bones, crying laughing at Spock's reaction:
Spock, internally: *I suppose I could have done worse*
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aphrodite-of-sparta · 7 months ago
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Sooooo do we all know mr. Brightside is wolfstar or did I finally have an original thought??
Like obv Remus is the narrator. Not only "he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag" and that stuff but also "open up my eager eyes, I'm mr brightside" like brother please tell you see what I see
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