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#my art#borderlands#fl4k the beastmaster#fl4k borderlands#mr chew#broodless#meat-thief#ok...well#originally there were a bunch of tags here talking abt random stuff. but its 4 am (at the time of writing this)#and im tired and i accidentally posted this once instead of scheduling it#so what ever. make up the tags in your mind. im tired
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“When did you eat that..?”
And yet, another drawing I did during class instead of paying attention.. I’ve never drawn FL4K or a Skag/Mr Chew before so this was terrifying…
Happy skag noises
#borderlands#borderlands 3#fl4k the beastmaster#borderlands fl4k#Mr chew#Borderlands Mr chew#calypsosart#my art
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I got my funny lamp working again so sketchbook posting :]
#art#traditional art#ocs#the hollow knight#mr chew#big chill#robot oc#monster oc#creature posting#Pens and markers my beloved
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(NOW COLORED)
It's Dog of Wisdom, but with Skags instead.
I've posted a sketch version with just Mr. Chew and I decided to color it and add Dukino as the Skag of Wisdom.
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memes (inspired by @pinkyfl4k 's social media posts)
#my post#borderlands#home cooked memes#alistair hammerlock#wainwright jakobs#wainlock#mr chew#troy calypso#moxxi hodunk#bl3#my edits#nsft text
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Thanks Jason for the birthday gift! ☺️ It's Enrique IV from Borderlands 3 ☺️♥️. I also love the care Gearbox / Gearbox Loot puts into their packages, lol. The box they came in made me laugh. I also snagged Mr.Chew, aka the goodest boy.
#personal#me#birthday gift#borderlands 3#enrique iv#skags#badass skags#mr chew#fl4k and mr chew#fl4k the beastmaster#borderlands merch#skag plushie#tiny tina#BL3
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Hey I was scrolling through tumblr and saw your pets names and I just had to know if Charlie and mochi are named after slimecicle sorry if this comes across as weird but I was just curious if it was a coincidence!!
Charlie's full name is Charleston Chew, my husband's favorite candy bar that Charlie very politely Did Not Eat despite us accidentally leaving him in the backseat with one on the way home from the Humane Society. Mochi is called Mochi because we spent like three days trying out different names for him and he perked up and paid attention to "Mochi". Also because he's fat and soft, like a mochi. Herschel's full name is "Herschel The Hanukkah Goblin" because we got him for Hanukkah 2020 in a fit of pandemic-induced madness, and Herschel and the Hanukkah Goblins is one of both my husband and my's favorite childhood books.
I had to look up who Mr. Slime is and to give you an idea of how wildly out of touch I am with The Youth (TM), I have never actually watched a videogame playthrough.
Fascinationg coincidence tho.
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okay but hiccup and snotlout are totally the type of cousins to just randomly enter each others room, say something mildly disturbing, and leave without closing the door
#you thought the twins would be the most chaotic siblings on the edge#but no it’s mr. i ate a raw fish because a dragon looked at me#and mr. 5’6 probably stands on hookfang just to be taller than people#snotlout: *slamming the door open* hey hiccup. one day your bones will be chew toys for the dragons.#hiccup: why would you say that to me- CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR SNOTLOUT#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd rtte#race to the edge#rtte#httyd snotlout#snotlout jorgenson#snotlout snotlout oi oi oi#hiccup how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#httyd hiccup
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Robo hobo withthe dog
#you can tell that I’m a victim of fan favourites#zamn this from almost 2 years ago#still slaying tho#borderlands fanart#borderlands#beast master bl#fl4k the beastmaster#FL4K#borderlands 3#Mr. Chew#bl fl4k
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watched a (pirated) mr. birchum episode out of curiosity and in it the asshole conservative protagonist has a homoerotic daydream about the other teacher who's a stand in for the ""woke left"" that he hates, which is the opener for the episode and is also never referred to again, gets his sleeve caught in a machine in his woodshop at work and spends days contemplating his life and regrets while he's trapped (or so he thinks). this montage includes how he met his current wife who he doesn't respect and who isn't honest with him (the b-plot expands on this), how his ex-partner left him after coming out as a lesbian and was repulsed after he tried to persuade her to stay with him, reasoning that her being queer meant they could just share a girlfriend now (that was not what it meant), and culminating in a marlboro man-esque image of commercialized rugged usamerican masculinity telling him to chew his own arm off to escape, before one of his students comes along and frees him by just cutting off his sleeve. all that and he thought to chew his own arm off before he considered just tearing his sleeve. and it's all played as a comedy. fever dream episode
#bolo liveblogs#mr birchum#it was episode four btw#I am NOT endorsing this show in case I have to state that explicitly. do not think that I am endorsing this show!#it's just that the extent to which this story about a self-described macho man who prides himself on his unwillingness to change#to the point that it *almost kills him* is played straight as a comedy bc the people who wrote it think that#being a stubborn asshole is cool actually is. bizarre#like the ''marlboro man shows up to tell the protagonist to chew his arm off'' bit could've been written by someone critiquing#toxic masculinity and I would've said it was too unsubtle. but no that's just. a thing that happens in the show
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This is kinda just my art blog now
#my art#borderlands#fl4k the beastmaster#zer0 the assassin#fl4k/zer0#tw0f4ng#mr chew#broodless#Well it was supposed to be broodless but its kind of just a weird looking spiderant. soooo. enjoy the weird spiderant i guess
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the cats were queer
#still getting the hang of drawing cats#but its okay gang#i need to chew these guys#cats the musical#cats musical#mr mistoffolees#mr mistoffelees#mister mistoffelees#the rum tum tugger#rum tum tugger#tuggoffelees#tuggoffolees#art
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do you guys think that when milo loses things around their place and then sweetheart finds em for him it's just
sweetheart: i believe this belongs to you, mr. greer
milo, grinning: why, yes officer. thank you
#this sounded funnier in my head#IM TELLING YOU IM THINKING ABOUT THEM A VERY NORMAL AMOUNT#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#sweetheart calling him “mr greer” AHHSJSHSKSVS#milo calling them officer or investigator HAGSJSGSKHS#chewing my fucking bones off god
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so, to recap Korn's pov:
family business in the shitter
police coming after you blasting Bad Boys Bad Boys etc
parents flee the country and leave you to clean up their mess
hot girlfriend you dont like cuts her losses and leaves you in the dust
younger brother gets shot, nearly dies, currently in coma, refuse to leave him (<3)
can't reach your true love you're currently fighting with
find out said true love murdered a guy and is currently on the run
reunite with true love, no longer on the outs (<3 <3)
go on the run bonnie and clyde style :)
go on the run bonnie and clyde style :(
get confronted by cop. find out 1) your younger brother was involved with your true love's younger brother's death; your true love shot your younger brother in revenge; also cheated on you with the cop (but also you were cheating on him so like this one kinda cancels out)***
fuck this cop. how dare he interfere with your love life. he is the most fixable problem here. go to shoot him.
B A D IDEA
true love takes the bullet, dies in front of you
you've lost everything, when all you wanted deep down was one person
Bonus: act your god damn heart out grieving him
Like that is such an insane clusterfuck of like what, 5, 6, 7 hours? Korn's kinda valid for just being like, you know what. fuck this
#its not funny but it kinda is lmao. like that is one SUPREMELY shitty final day poor bastard#i fucking love tragedy these days so their ending makes me wanna chew glass but im into it#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#mr bas sir your acting in that final scene? chefs kiss doesnt even cover it like get this man a masterclass on that one website#***im inclined to believe tonkla says all this not bc he wants to hurt korn but bc he sees things are not going to get well and wants to#in some small way protect him. only korn has never made a single decision for his own happiness ever. so it backfires#so tonkla protects him in a big way *cries*
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"Everybody likes me, I am cute"
The dog of wisdom, but with skags instead. And Dukino is the skag of wisdom.
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Pico will treasure this moment in time
shaking them vigorously in my mind ahHH
#rottmnt#rottmnt todd#rottmnt oc#my art#my ocs#dont think about their bad future dont think about their bad future dont think about their bad future ahhhhhhhhhHHH#he wasnt comfortable calling todd his dad at first; it was always mr. todd#chewing on them like a dog going ham on a chew toy i am so unwell over them#i love my son and so does Todd#pico opossum
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