#mr chew

[centipest]

Various borderlands sitpostery and sketches :з

[backtothedisaster]

yay

[probablyanalienindisguise]

I got my funny lamp working again so sketchbook posting :]

[kitsumidori]

(NOW COLORED)

It's Dog of Wisdom, but with Skags instead.

I've posted a sketch version with just Mr. Chew and I decided to color it and add Dukino as the Skag of Wisdom.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

memes (inspired by @pinkyfl4k 's social media posts)

[dmardsanddaisies]

Thanks Jason for the birthday gift! ☺️ It's Enrique IV from Borderlands 3 ☺️♥️. I also love the care Gearbox / Gearbox Loot puts into their packages, lol. The box they came in made me laugh. I also snagged Mr.Chew, aka the goodest boy.

[cocaineyoga]

Dreams of frolicking in strawberry fields during this cold canadian december

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

okay but hiccup and snotlout are totally the type of cousins to just randomly enter each others room, say something mildly disturbing, and leave without closing the door

[gallusrostromegalus]

Hey I was scrolling through tumblr and saw your pets names and I just had to know if Charlie and mochi are named after slimecicle sorry if this comes across as weird but I was just curious if it was a coincidence!!

Charlie's full name is Charleston Chew, my husband's favorite candy bar that Charlie very politely Did Not Eat despite us accidentally leaving him in the backseat with one on the way home from the Humane Society. Mochi is called Mochi because we spent like three days trying out different names for him and he perked up and paid attention to "Mochi". Also because he's fat and soft, like a mochi. Herschel's full name is "Herschel The Hanukkah Goblin" because we got him for Hanukkah 2020 in a fit of pandemic-induced madness, and Herschel and the Hanukkah Goblins is one of both my husband and my's favorite childhood books.

I had to look up who Mr. Slime is and to give you an idea of how wildly out of touch I am with The Youth (TM), I have never actually watched a videogame playthrough.

Fascinationg coincidence tho.

[kmpshitposter]

- I know you now. You are The Laughing Magician. I dreamt you once.

- Yeah? Hope you didn't wake up screaming.

[wabart]

when you and your man are both possessed but HIS demon makes him eat plastic

[backtothedisaster]

This is kinda just my art blog now

[mental1975]

He's just a little guy your honor

[fluffygiraffe]

lil doodle of this fuck

because i have the sillies for him and i don't understand why ppl want to free him. I want him WORSE. GIVE THAT BITCH MORE SILLINESS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[borderpoobs]

Robo hobo withthe dog

[agnesandhilda]

watched a (pirated) mr. birchum episode out of curiosity and in it the asshole conservative protagonist has a homoerotic daydream about the other teacher who's a stand in for the ""woke left"" that he hates, which is the opener for the episode and is also never referred to again, gets his sleeve caught in a machine in his woodshop at work and spends days contemplating his life and regrets while he's trapped (or so he thinks). this montage includes how he met his current wife who he doesn't respect and who isn't honest with him (the b-plot expands on this), how his ex-partner left him after coming out as a lesbian and was repulsed after he tried to persuade her to stay with him, reasoning that her being queer meant they could just share a girlfriend now (that was not what it meant), and culminating in a marlboro man-esque image of commercialized rugged usamerican masculinity telling him to chew his own arm off to escape, before one of his students comes along and frees him by just cutting off his sleeve. all that and he thought to chew his own arm off before he considered just tearing his sleeve. and it's all played as a comedy. fever dream episode