#fl4k and mr chew

[dmardsanddaisies]

Thanks Jason for the birthday gift! ☺️ It's Enrique IV from Borderlands 3 ☺️♥️. I also love the care Gearbox / Gearbox Loot puts into their packages, lol. The box they came in made me laugh. I also snagged Mr.Chew, aka the goodest boy.

[centipest]

Various borderlands sitpostery and sketches :з

[backtothedisaster]

yay

[borderpoobs]

Robo hobo withthe dog

[wraithdolll]

my borderlands era having a rerun after 5-6 years of dormancy is funny

[sindevilslit]

[borderlandsmostwanted]

I think Fl4k's pets can and should count. Iirc they also have their own tags

You're right. They are literally babies too.

Also I didn't know they had their own tags!! To be honest I don't remember their names bc I mostly play Amara, and when I play fl4k I usually name the pet after my cats lol

[lunastarpool]

I love this a lot for no apparent reason

I like that the option to pet your skag is called "touch pet" because it implies to me that either

1) fl4k doesn't know what petting is, or

2) just being poked is enough to make mr chew go buckwild

[snappedsky]

Borderlands: Skies the Ultimate Treasure Hunter

The Crimson Raiders find themselves in a familiar, but strange place.

--

The Dimension Debacle Part 2

The skies over Pandora are quiet, as usual. Every so often a cloud may drift by, but other than that there’s nothing worth seeing.

Then all of a sudden there’s a bright flash. Nobody on the ground would be able to see it, but outside the planet’s atmosphere, a ship has suddenly appeared. It’s dark and powerless and falls towards the planet, pulled in by the gravity.

Pieces of it break off as it burns through the atmosphere and plummets to the surface, crashing into the desert. The lights remain off. Is anyone home?

Inside Sanctuary III, FL4K’s servos reboot and their optics light up. They find themselves lying on the floor of Moxxxi’s, looking at the faces of Mr. Chew and Hermes.

“Away, beasts,” they order as they sit up. Hermes scampers off as Mr. Chew sits diligently at his master’s side.

Nearby, Moze, Zane, and Amara also wake up, groaning as they rise, rubbing their aching heads.

“What the hell happened?” Moze asks.

“No idea,” Amara replies.

“Moxxi, you alright?” Zane asks.

“Yes,” she replies as she stands up behind the bar, rubbing her head. “Ugh, like a hangover without the party.”

“Why’s it dark?” Amara asks.

“The ship must’ve lost power,” FL4K suggests.

“We better check things out,” Moze declares. “Moxxi, stay here.”

She nods as the Vault Hunters leave the bar.

The floor is uneven, tilted slightly downwards. All around them as they head upstairs, civilians are slowly waking up, groaning. A few of them are injured, but only mildly.

The Vault Hunters arrive to the bridge, where they find Tannis typing at the farthest console.

“Tannis, whahappun?” Zane asks.

“I am not entirely sure,” she replies, “we definitely crashed and the ship has lost power. Our ECHO devices aren’t working either. I’m trying to revive BALEX. You guys, go around and gather the other raiders here for a meeting.”

[borderlandspolls]

Hey guys… due to personal reasons, i won’t be posting any poll this month… i’m really sorry.

April’s fools!!

This month’s poll will be…

[aardvark-123]

~Excessively Twee Borderlands Headcanons: Cuisine Edition~

Gaige has a big appetite, yet can easily forget to eat when she's busy vault hunting or tinkering with robots. It usually fell to Axton to remind her to eat; while he may not be the maturest of men, he understands that the body needs fuel. Gaige has made some attempts at cooking, but her marshmallow and crisp spaghetti carbonara proved to be an acquired taste.

Amara loves Partali's spicy, aromatic cuisine. She laments that few of the Six Galaxies' take-away dishes come close to the authentic taste of dhal makhani and a keema paratha. Her appetite is enormous, however, and she could eat a kilogramme of lamb biryani while complaining it isn't as good as her personal chef's.

Claptrap can bake. He hands out a lot of side-quests to fetch him ingredients, which he turns into delicious, albeit messily constructed pies, cakes, biscuits and loaves of bread. If you're nice to Claptrap, a surprisingly tall order for some people, you'll seldom find yourself without something in the cupboard.

Moze likes soup.

Ava is a veritable gourmet. As a homeless child, her favourite foods were "not rotten" and "provided willingly", treats which she didn't always manage to scavenge. When Maya adopted Ava, she made sure to feed her up, and Ava's palate broadened to the full extent of Athenian cuisine. Now she is an adventurous eater who loves trying new dishes, but will pretty much eat anything within two basic criteria: "not rotten" and "not too many olives".

The basics of cookery are also known to Ava. Although it's hardly her favourite activity- hardly, perhaps, the sort of activity she'd admit to enjoying- she can make pasta, okonomiyaki, salad, scrambled eggs and other simple dishes with aplomb. She used to send Maya anonymous Mothers' Day breakfasts, for which she'd refuse to admit any responsibility, because no way was she ever going to be cute. Food love stories, brought to you by the Crimson Raiders.

Lilith enjoys spicy food and is quite good at cooking. She isn't a fancy chef, but can be relied upon to make a lovely fried breakfast, tossed salad, or burger and chips.

FL4K doesn't eat, but they take great pains to secure good food for their pets. Meat-Thief loves fish and chips, Broodless likes a fruit salad, Mr Chew has a taste for Lancer tyres, and Ms Loader Bot partakes in only the finest Lithium Ion Batteries.

Salvador is quite the chef, a barbecue expert and master of Mexican-influenced-part-of-Pandora cuisine. He can be very particular about his ingredients; no, you can't use skag liver instead of bullymong chops, it'll ruin the flavour profile of the whole meal. And what do you MEAN ketchup's another kind of mole?!

Tannis has seven perennial favourite foods: boiled eggs, carrot cake, toast with peanut butter, bananas, rice balls, Salvador's famous bullymong pancita, and sausages. She used to love bacon, but gave it up for personal reasons.

Roland was always an accomplished sandwich artisan, with the ability to house delicious combinations of ingredients between two slices of bread. Sometimes he took it to strange excesses such as the pie sandwich (or Wigan kebab), the spaghetti carbonara sandwich (or Sloppy Giuseppe), and the full English breakfast sandwich (or Sandwich That Annoys Lilith Because It's Just Missing the Point).

[kitsumidori]

So remember a couple of months back when I made a borderlands/pokemon crossover? Well overtime I've made more teams, mainly out of boredom and mainly the rest of the siren characters (TYREEN AND TROY DON'T COUNT AS SIRENS!!!!!!) as well as update some teams

UPDATED TEAMS

Fl4k

Made Mr. Chew and Meat Thief into Houndstone and Aipom (Houndstone was more fitting and I completely forgot that Jabbers had hand-like appendages on their tails)

Gave them a Magearna (meant to represent Fl4k's Loader Bot companion) and Falinks (a reference to the new detective pikachu game, their va did voiced a few pokemon, Falinks being one of them)

Moze

Gave her Heracross and Aggron because they seem fitting for her

Also a Tinkaton (Tinkatink at the beginning of the game) since Moze likes babies, so I wanted to give her a baby pokemon

Maya

Replaced Honchcrow with Hatterene since Hatterene was much more fitting

Krieg

Upgraded Primeape and Ursaring into Annihilape and Ursaluna (Blood Moon)

Replaced Mimikyu with Silvally since like Krieg, it was also experimented on by a corrupt corporation

NEW TEAM'S

I did feel like typing descriptions, but here's the teams in order (top left to bottom right): Lilith, Tannis, Angel, Ava.

[backtothedisaster]

ouppy :)

[joshua-flipping-washington]

FL4K and Mr. Chew! I like how it takes the color you've chosen for you, and applies it to your pet as well.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

gythian island highlights from today. some other stuff:

gave wainwright a frying pan, he made rice pudding - which is, in jfv lore, the first meal angel eats after arriving on eden-6 (and he first meal in years, since in the core she was sustained by eridium). i gave it to angel and she really liked it

got fl4k a dog voucher so mr chew can be real

fl4k is also absolutely BODYING everyone on the vitality ranking

compat tester gives both gaigel and wainlock low percentages but fl4ne got around 50%

and a pic of the islanders so far!

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

[ sir hammerlock voice ]: fl4k, not to trouble you, but it appears that mr. chew has done a whoopsie on the floor..