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Sure, I've got a fuck ton of mods installed, and we just got Withers Big Naturals on console, but what do I really want- TO ROMANCE HIM, LET ME ROMANCE ROLAN, I BEGGGG. LOOK AT HIM!
His relationship with his siblings- I - 🥹 Them teasing him makes me chuckle, absolutely how siblings are.
#rich the idiot talks#Rich the idiots video game clips#baldur's gate 3#BG3#bg3 rolan#NEVER DID I EVER THINK I'D BE SCREAMING OVER AN NPC BUT HERE WE ARE!#ft my Githyanki Tav Vesper#they're non-binary#cal bg3#lia bg3#dnd
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the timkon fans who shit on bart are annoying, the konbart fans who shit on tim are annoying, and i don't actually know if there are timbart fans who shit on kon, but i sure hope not, because they'd be annoying. the three of them are a set!!! do NOT separate. red tornado literally assigned them one shared brain cell. what is not clickign
#rimi talks#theyre literally like the star trek triumvirate to me. even if you ship two of them romantically and not the third w them#the third guy still has to be there. like. you cant have spirk without bones. what is spones without kirk. you know?#you cant have timkon without bart. you cant have konbart without tim. you cant have timbart without kon.#in my rich inner world kon and bart are in a qpr while timkon are dating and timbart are besties. and bart loves to just hang out anyway#like tims in the garage working on the redbird and barts just suddenly there like heyyy tim im bored. can i help? (tim: NO!!!!)#(bart: aw cmon are you still mad about the time i scratched your car i SAID sorry!!!) (tim: >:C)#where was i going with this. i think i had a point.#oh well its gone n--OH RIGHT WAIT YEAH#all three of them love each other and everyone who doesnt get this is missing the point forever and ever and ever#and like. i GET being annoyed by the prevalence of bat characters in fan spaces#but man does it get tiring real fast to peek into some corners of this fandom when youre like. actually yeah i do like tim drake. sorry.#like man i do like tim and i'm not actually sorry about it but it sure gets. hm. well. simply tis not a space for me i suppose#and by that i mean the konbart tag i think. at least as of last time i poked in there (which was a while ago). ah well. alas#idiot trio <3#tim#kon#bart
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Listen man if you're taking the side of the cops beating on students maybe take a second and re-examine wtf could've made you this way.
#this is for the colossal idiot in the palestine tag talking abt how privileged columbia students are#like girl you think everyone who attends an ivy is rich?#also there's protests in small colleges too what is your rationale for that#imagine being so distanced from reality that this is your take#like people are dying but you gotta take down the east coast libs and help the police#palestine#columbia university#free gaza#free palestine
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Oh yeah, I've decided to be petty with my aunt who voted Brexit.
The last time she spoke to me, which was when she visited me in the hospital in Feb, she said something so repulsive regarding the suffering of people in the US who didn't vote for that sorry excuse of an orange, that I'm gonna pretend to keep forgetting to show her pics of the famous stall at the Farmer's Market that she's pestered me (repeatedly) to go to, photograph for her, and requested that I provide her with reviews of the food there.
She's never getting those pics or info from me, she'd have to haul her ass here to take pics and try the baked goods by herself

Jamface is a famous enough stall that there's signage specifically for it.
But yea, I'm 95% certain I don't wanna see her ever again
#loz says stuff#she's rich and mostly only wishes to talk about how wonderful holiday destinations are. and jewellery#I was speaking about my friends' suffering and she fucking brushed said suffering off. made me sick#iirc she whined to my mom a long time ago that I disliked her coz she didn't give to charity#she's a WoC yet voted in that direction. idk exactly what she thinks she is#be on the correct side of history you fucking idiot
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I strongly agree that there are world events that deserve much more news coverage and resources than the Titan because frankly it should’ve been immediately assumed they were dead when sonar couldn’t find them and communication was lost.
However, I don’t necessarily think it’s fair to compare the EU coast guard and the US and Canada's various first response teams that responded to the Titan. Because they’re separate entities.
Do I think people should care more about the refugee ship that capsized due to alleged incompetence of the coast guard? Yes. I do. And I hope more survivors can be found because that was a genuine tragedy.
Do I think that it should be getting the same kind of attention as the Titan? Not really. Because people are just memeing on the Titan, and the average tumblr user has around $0.20 to their name and maybe 400 followers so this isn’t a very good platform for getting meaningful help for those affected by that situation.
This isn’t even a “you can care about two things at once” situation, because again with the Titan you should be very amused by 4/5 of those deaths whereas there’s nothing funny about what happened to that fishing ship. These are very different niches in cultural awareness and your ire should be towards media companies over random people on social media.
#Idk it just feels like getting mad at someone for posting spongebob memes instead of signal boosting that a genocide is occurring#like sure if someone genuinely thinks the Titan is more tragic just because it’s rich white people then yeah#please do clown away#but it’s just a bit weird to act like people don’t have compassion for the migrants who died just because they’re mocking rich folk for dyi#guy who intentionally removed any and all safety features getting crushed into paste instantly by his own hubris#is objectively funny and I will continue laughing at Stockton rush until I die#especially since he talked up how safe it was and then named it after the titanic only for it to share the same fate#perfect set up and punchline#genuine R.I.P. to the innocent guy on board but the others were absolute morons to do it to begin with#The contract you had to allegedly sign to go on the trip? Absurd#it wouldn’t have been a good view even if successful#and it was disrespectful to make a mass grave into a tourist attraction#so I’ll toast to the death of Stockton rush and his idiotic name forever
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I'm learning how to make gifs! So, please ignore how blurry and bad they are. I just love these two. I'm in my DBH era of hyperfixation again. I'm doing all of the flow chart choices possible. It's going to take forever- but it's so fun.
Expect more random gifs, and anyone who has any tips, I'm all ears! I know I need to remember to remove subtitles when I take the videos.
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“gubatti” and “west v*gina” lmao great lines from jeff tonight
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I truly apologise but I've never found a character more irritating than Ruby Rocks. It is severely impacting my ability to watch a crown of candy because this bratty literally-the-embodiment-of-the-status-quo bitter bastard child won't stop sulking and being shitty to the only good surviving member of this royal bloodline (Saccharina).
The immediate Rocks family in general is so unsympathetic, I'm sorry but if you want me to feel bad over your personal growth journey you can't ALSO be a monarch who has absolute power over an entire nation-state. If you had literally the best education of everyone in your country and you're still an idiot I don't know what to tell you except that you're a resource hoarding pig who has not earned an iota of the power or luxury you have. They have SERVANTS and all they do is complain about going to class or doing their job. Hey if it sucks so bad demolish the state and redistribute your wealth <3 you won't <3
#shes just wrong and a brat. ive found it difficult to sympathise with the monarch characters the whole time but shes the worst of the 3#i was her age 3 months ago and I've NEVER been as stupid and ignorant and selfish as she is#youre gonna send thousands of your people to die at war over your own petty vendetta??? you grow up in immense privilege and all you do is#complain about the tiny bit of responsibility it comes with but the second someone else (who has worked infinitely harder and suffered#infinitely more) comes along and is willing to take that responsibility you hate her and talk shit and try and turn people against her#because she'll “uphold the status quo” WHERE did you get that from. she has more respect for the people and awareness about the monarchy#than you EVER have. youre a fuckin idiot rich kid. this is game of thrones-themed 1400s monarchy. some 30% of kids die in their first year#barely any of them can read. 90% of your people have experienced the death of their parents or siblings firsthand#but rather than ending the war you're gonna send MORE of them to die fighting the empire over your personal vendetta#saccharina has NEVER been pro church??? she is quite literally only taking the throne to CHANGE the status quo#meanwhile your ass would probably keel over and die after 2 seconds without the luxury that status quo has afforded you your entire life#you dont want to change SHIT. youre just mad it isnt you or your OTHER sister on the throne anymore. your dad is the fuckin EMPEROR#you ARE the status quo. “changing the status quo” means people come and take your house from you brat ass loser. it means they kill your#father. you dont want that youre just making excuses because youre a stupid brat who got oneshotted your first time leaving the castle#because despite 18 years of the best possible education you dont understand simple concepts like “people want to kill royalty”#jet died because she was immature and by god if ruby isnt carrying on her legacy
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My condolences to the UK people :/
#coronation#did y’all see the hats?? I guess rich people would wear hats to the idiot hat ceremony#Maeve talks
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#the results of this poll will not change my decision to get high fornthis in 13 minutes lol#fyi this is about rich men who pay thousands of dollars a month to get viagra delivered to their second/third homes#they're assholes they love to yell and I swear to god they're idiots on purpose#so I'm not talking about getting high to like serve underprivileged kids or anything
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in all the excitement about the submersible, I haven't seen any talk about the Musk vs Zuckerberg fistfight drama
#billionaire#rich idiots#elon musk#mark zuckerberg#fight#my faveourite thing about that was that they asked the spokesperson of meta to talk about it#and they were just like#no.
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I'm playing the Until Dawn Remake finally, I got it back in December for Christmas from my father. ( Funny it came full circle, Until Dawn was the whole reason my sister and I wanted a PS4. ) But I've got a little plot brewing in my mind for a rp I'd love to do. I will write it out once I've finished the whole game. I'm also craving an rp for The Quarry. I want to write infected Dylan, or the aftermath where he's coping with losing his hand.
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The only things Elon Musk has that I don't are rich parents, no shame, and a gaping void where his ethics and moral compass should be.

#i too can give money to smart people why have good and interesting ideas#if I actually had money#i also would have the good sense to let them call the shots because they're the ones that know what I'm talking about and I'm a rich idiot#(but I would still be smarter than him)
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#man i can't believe my dad is looking for all these cool colleges for my brother#he's not even doing any research because he already knows a lot bc my sis studied the same thing#but like. im so offended lol he didn't let me go because he said college is a waste kuch padhai toh hoti nahi hai#dekh liya teri behen ki harkate ek aur beti nahi bigadne dunga#and for my brother no restrictions#fuck you#i should've picked science im an idiot#well i did not pick science bc im an idiot and didn't understand anything in 10th grade but still#and the audacity of him to tell ME to talk to admissions office everywhere#i remember i made such a good comprehensive list of so many colleges#i made columns and everything writing everything down comparing it#and he didn't even LOOK at the paper he said you'll stay home and that's final#i fought and i cried and i begged but nope he was unmoved said you don't even have to do ca if u don't want to#do bcom from a local college then shadi kar lena I don't mind#when he knows i could never do that. local colleges here suck their degrees mean nothing#and obviously i wasn't going to just play dice with my future like that he had traumatized me enough to ensure that#i would never rely on marriage on a man for my living my mom had been grilling into my head since i was like 11#that you have to be really rich and independent okay you can never rely on men and i didn't even understand anything at that time i just#said yes okay. wow is that why im. bisexual (we're just saying that atp when i know men make me sick)#i hadn't even grown up even a little and my mom was like men all suck never trust them lol. well i took your advice mom#let's see how u react when u find out#🤣🤣🤣#ugh it's 11:30 am and i am already bitter and resentful okay okay this stops now#just few more months and then I'll be happy#also fun fact the college he asked me to look up. it's so famous for drugs and fuckboys and sex and everything lol#the asshole fuckboy guy i met on bumble last year who i stupidly lost my first boy kiss too. he was from there#and the stories he told me. my brother if he goes here well nice. one more asshole emotionally unavailable fuckbky in the making#he'll become im so sure
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Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.
Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”
Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*
Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”
Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’
And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?
Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.
Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.
#the things you can do with the persona of an adorable idiot with an adoption problem#batman#bruce wayne#bruce wayne’s adoption problem#brucie wayne#i stuck tim and cass in the background because I need more of them being attached at the hip#they’re the creepy competent twins who look way too much alike for being unrelated and several years apart in age#cass and tim
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Had a guy in 6th grade tell me that his Gucci hoodie was worth more than me. And looking back he must have been really bad at math to think that a Gucci hoodie is more expensive than a 12yo, short, pale, blue eyed blonde girl. Like in what universe? I was more expensive in both euros and camels
#he was an idiot#like a rich brat#but he is ugly now so hahahaha#he was always ugly#people use him for his money#he doesn’t deserve better tbh#personal#zoey talks#he called social services to do a home check on a girl#reason? he threw a mashed up mandarin at her and she threw it right back
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