#moxxies-wife

[moxxies-wife]

Hey millie... have you perhaps seen Blitz anywhere?

@sad-bird-stolas

Hey-a there Stolas!

No, I actually haven’t seen Blitzø in a while. Business and I.M.P. has been kinda slow as of late.

[palariiii]

Millie purposefully getting Moxxie's order as foxxie, but still making sure that every detail he wanted was satisfied.

[azural83]

Viv it's been two seasons give the hb girls personalities that don't center around men

[lemm-moxx]

Ink and error serving cunt i suppose

(also thanks to kane for the original for the heel suggestion, i may of in fact got carried away)

[moxxies-wife]

I remember Stolas’ hat didn’t even fit in jail with him! I just sat it on top😭😂

This was a great day.

I won

( @thelogicalimp @moonnighthowling666 @moxxies-wife @lovelyfeather )

[moxxies-wife]

Hey there, I’m Millie!

I’m Millie! I work at I.M.P. with my husband Moxxie, my boss Blitzø, and his hellhound Loona!

I saw everyone else in my workplace had an account, so I made one too! Apparently even the King of Hell has one and has been interacting with Blitzø, so that should be fun!

No spamming walls of text/emojis in my ask!

OOC:I have no association with Vivziepop or her characters, this is just an obsessed fan being bored and goofing off. Things will most likely be out of character at times, I’m just kinda having fun with this.

Blog tags—

Blog Tag 🝮 “#Moxxies-wife”

Ooc 🝮 “#Andy Gossips:Ooc Posts”

Original Posts 🝮 “#Creating:Original Post”

Ask Answered 🝮 “#QNA:Asks”

Reblogs 🝮 “#Sharing is caring:Reblogs”

Threads 🝮 “#Making:Threads”

End of Thread 🝮 “#A Thing:End of Thread”

Mod—

@sockmanduckman

Circle of role players—

Same mod—

@king--of--ducks—King of Hell

@mammon-money-maker—Greedy fucker

@wally-wackfords-wacky-blog—Boss’ old pal

@ace-loves-josh—Guy from Ozzies

@the-666-news

@wiener-warrior—Adam

@gossip-sipper

Other—

@charlie-morningstar666–Princess of Hell

@blitztheoissilent—Boss (formerly @blitz-horsie-enthusiast and @blitz-the-o-is-silent)

@the-exterminator—Lute

@striker-bootleg-william-afton (formerly @the-cowboy-of-wrath)—Prick

@the--country--imp —My sister

@logical-imp—My lovely husband

@its-chaz-time-3–Prick of an ex

@headlessdeaddancer—MJ

@alyxdefoisnthere—Alyx

@sad-bird-stolas—The prince

@fizzie-froggie—Fizzarolli

[teeth-cable]

I’m still not over the fact that when the female characters finally got screentime, it wasn’t from Viv or in the main series.

The short is nice. I’m happy we learned something about Millie and Sallie but it doesn’t matter in the long run when the main series will never bother to flesh out the both of them or topics in the short.

[wazzi2ya]

Lucifer and Moxxie wearing matching t-shirts that say "Real Men Eat Pussy And Get Pegged"

[moxxies-wife]

Sounds good! I’m down to try some.

I MADE LEMON CAKE WHO WANTS A SLICE??

@valentino-moth-man @vox-tv-demon @blitz-horsie-enthusiast @moxxies-wife @weapon-collector-odette @featheryhoe @alyxdefoisnthere @ask-lucifer-morningstar @numberoneabsentmom @ask-velvette-official

[unchained-hound]

Y'all will see Moxxie show a character flaw hes had before but this time its explicitly stated how it affects someone other than himself and inmediately jump at his throat like he just became a bioterrorist.

Like damn dude not to be an asshole but you either want complex characters or "perfect uwu soft do nothing wrong" characters, you can't have both tho you gotta pick a side, and I am glad the staff consistely chooses the option that makes for a story more interesting than a fuckin Coffee Shop AU.

[sleepy-crypt1d]

going a little insane thinking about that one echo in moxxi's heist that's jack calling his mom on mother's day- a call she very much does not answer- and how much the sadness in his voice when saying goodbye says about him

[shinakazami1]

Handsome Jack poem 4 - Longing

If this is what love feels like - I don't want it anymore I always long for something, but not for someone, to hug them after they're gone I never thought I would crave a lovely lazy night With you, no longer gone, just by my side What did I do to deserve all this? I never knew I would be born I only ever wished for you to see me for what I could become And now, all that's left are marks that won't get lost in time But your voice will be gone before I can look behind my back Had I sinned so much for you to go through such faith? Who cursed my past life for this one to go in flames? I won't let it burn me - I will make it my Rome to rebuild And you will be proud, proud of me, of what memories I will bring I miss you every day, but no one can ever know They will stain your image, take what you truly were Because they will never see the world like you had shown me before I will build it by myself though, because without you, I'm forever alone

Women, am i right

[the-cpu-system]

My favorite character is Butt Stallion and Scooter but no one will ever ask me cus they assume my fav is Jack 😔

[kelean]

been thinking a lot about moxxi lately and i actually love her so much. like

i love her silly jokes you would usually expect from a middle schooler and not a grown ass woman and i love how she giggles right after them

i love when she’s doing her mechanical stuff and you can see that this is a hobby she enjoys so so so much and actually knows her shit, talking in these smart technical terms

i love when she sings this little song of hers in the garage during her spare time when no one sees her and not really caring if she’s hitting these notes or not

i love when you can hear the intensity of emotions in her voice - like her anger at the hodunks’ clan for scarring her for life or her worry about tim when pretty boy captures him - actually, my favorite thing ever is when she lets her “sexy mask” slip off completely and just says whatever the fuck she feels like saying

i love that you can see how much she cares about her children, risking her own life at a very young age to make sure their lives would be better

i love how casually she says that she went to dinner with tim - who looked very much like jack - only because she was hungry and doesn’t make a big deal out of it - because of course she would’ve easily defended herself if needed

i love when in bl3 she lets herself a bit of a break and does a little dance in her bar for a few secons before returning to the businesswoman persona

i love how she straight-up doesn’t give a fuck aboud dead bodies laying around her bar when you first meet her in bl1, doing some hat tricks and talking nonchalantly to you about the next mission and where to find athena

and i love how she’s actually so into watching vault hunters fight - like literally giggling and cheering for them - because hey! violence is fun especially when it’s done against the bad guys

i just love moxxi so, so much, especially in these blink-and-you-miss-it moments when she shows her true self

[showtoonzfan]

I love how Viv and Adam try to pull the “be patient we’re only on season two” card, as if they didn’t write three fucking Stolitz centric episodes in a row, and used the time they actually DID have to develop Millie poorly. You had the opportunity and time to develop her in S1E5. You had the time to develop her in episode S1E6. You have the time to develop her in “Ex’s and Ooh’s”, but you’re so focused on pointless filler to pat out the runtime, unfunny sex jokes, and characters you care more about, which are Mox, Blitz, and Stolas, mainly Blitz and Stolas, characters that keep popping up in almost every fucking episode because you can’t take your attention away from them for one second. I’m sick of everyone using the “we’re only on season 2” card, Viv and Adam had plenty of opportunities to focus on her or expand her further but chose not to. I don’t care if we’ll “eventually” get A Millie centric episode, that doesn’t take away the fact that characters like Blitz and Stolas keep getting COUNTLESS episodes where they’re the focus, and Millie has gotten 0 so far. We legit have ANOTHER upcoming Stolas episode with Andrealphus and Striker, so Yayy. Having 1 episode about Millie isn’t a flex guys. Stop ignoring your obvious and blatant favoritism.

[moxxies-wife]

Ugh, you? I thought my father in law killed you?

What is up, party people!!!! It's Chaz time!

Wassup! It's Chaz! The biggest dicked shark this side of the greed ring. I'm a talented musician and a millionaire at that. I was almost a part of a mob family as well.

Just thought I'd come on here (hehe) to see what it's all about. Moxxie had this when we were still banging and I got curious.

Ooc: I am not affiliated with Vivziepop or anyone from Spindlehorse. I'm just wanting to be a goofy shark man