#mostly the spite though

[evilminji]

Normally he doesn't! True! Man out there living in a butterfly wing, rice paper world. But! Importantly? If your ten year old takes a running leap at you? You will be knocked back, if you don't compensate for their weight n momentum. A butterfly? Not so much.

Most people are butterflies. Usually less.

Sometimes he fights people who are like... angry squirrel strength.

Certainly not NOTHING, but unless very VERY targeted? Hardly lethal. And Wes didn't look strong to him. More "baseline, I could run if I HAVE too but would prefer not" you know? Stringy.

So Clark is leaning back, relaxed. Not to mention the pain probably didn't help, but that neither here nor there. Then?

Imagine holding a cup to your lips. You're kinda tired. Thinking about Some Project. You here a loud, interesting bit of drama behind you. Turn to see what's up. Doing that "uuugh, Monday's" sorta lean, like you wish you had a wall to lean against. At least you have coffee. Small mercies, right?

You go to take a sip.

JUST as you do?

JUST as the inside of your mouth suddenly feels like it's filled with razors and battery acid, too hot in a way NOTHING should be? You get hit low and hard. Like your son is practically his running tackles. It's in that moment before you've locked your legs and seized against the pain, where your disoriented and your normally fast brain? Is mostly just giving you "aaaaaaAAAAAAAA-!!!!!?!?!?"

You hit the ground.

Why?

Cup? Bad! What in-!? Pain!!

Spit out? Yes! Spit it out! You can do that!!

Is THAT YOUR BLOOD??!

All in all? Wes himself? Probably NOT the most Limnal. Honestly, more magical then anything. But! And this is crucial. Like the canary islands, isolation has pulled some FUCKERY on the denizens of Amity Park.

And that was BEFORE the Ectoplasmic Nuke that was that portal.

The Weston Line left Greece a looooong time ago. On foot, making rude gestures the entire, spite filled, way. The heard about this hot new religion called "literally any God but the ones who cursed us" and were here to sign up.

Didn't go well.

Like.... repeatedly.

They got chased for being "witches" and "gossips". Ended up in Amity. Stabbed the mayor. The rest, as they say, was history. Them and the local witch's became besties. Learned how to STOP blabbing everyone's secrets. And over the centuries? Got their biology aaaaaall fucked up.

Yes, centuries.

"Oh, but, America isn't-"

Did they SAY America?! They said AMITY. Who they FUCK cares who SAYS they "own" that dirt. None of us are gonna pay you tithes anyway! Sorry, "taxes". Besides! Everyone knows time is fucky in Amity! It's however long or as short as it wants to be! Always has been!

So like? Wes can eat poisons but grapes or chocolate might kill him. Bare minimum send him to the ER. He also doesn't tan. Literally. Really, there's... like? A list? It's stapled to his genealogy chart, in his medical file. He can hold his breathe for 6 hours.

But, of course, lies?

Fuckin trigger his fight or bite reflex.

(Don't you mean-) (he knows what he said)

Ooooh~ Drink mix up? >.>

Because! Wes DID, in fact, get that dream job. HAS learned... after many, many hours of "beat about the head and shoulders with an ethics pamphlet by his great aunt", to keep his mouth shut! Family curse of Sight? WHAT family curse?

He doesn't see shit! Mind your business.

What're you? A cop?

Look, he sent Fenton a gift basket. He was a shitty, shitty "I have to be RIGHT and nothing else matters!" Stubborn lil asshole of a kid. He got better. Grew up. No one is there best Self during puberty. He DOES, in fact, regret it.

Which is WHY, he is deliberately ignoring Kent's terrible, awful, paper-thin, "who meee~?" Aw shucks BULLSHIT excuse of a disguise, like it isn't blatantly obvious he's Superman. Yep. Nothing to see here! Nothing but us chickens! Mmmmm, morning coffee! Delicious.

But see, here's the THING.

The Itty, bitty, teeny lil PROBLEM...

Wes grew up in Amity "Totally Not Supernatural Hotspot For Centuries" Park. He is... to put it mildly, genetically? A freak. His biology is ALL fucked up. Everyone's is. And it WAS NOT made better by the Fenton's playing fast and loose with their hell basement. The Ectoplasmic NUKE that was that portal.

There is a REASON his morning coffee? Is COVERED. Contained. Fenton brand, LEAD LINED, specialty cups. The sort that can't be EATEN from the inside out. Eroded after a few uses. They're ugly as sin, but they work. He even ordered a few covers from Star's etsy shop. (Apparently he wasn't the only one who hated how ugly they looked. Good for her though, he heard it was doing well.)

He SAYS this? 'Cause his morning brew is less... straight COFFEE... and more... how to put this? A blend? Brew? Potion, really. Like an energy drink. From hell. Or, partially at least, the Zone. It's the combination of roots, seeds, and a few dried berries. Kinda like a tea, actually!

Tasty. Adds this nice fruity, warmth. A zing. Goes GREAT with the coffee. And it really perks you up... if you are Limnal. If you AREN'T? It'll desolve your esophagus like swallowing straight acid. And that's not TOUCHING the... witch-y, more Seer specific bit of the blend.

That stuff is medicinal. You know, "calm the mind" and "mental clarity". That sorta thing. With a good ol helping of "don't blurt out everyone's secrets, you spacey bitch! For the love of God, those are our INSIDE THOUGHTS!". Which? Really helpful! Infinitely less likely to get decked. It's a family staple.

Poisonous, though.

They're fine cause they've basically developed an immunity to that part, but like? Wouldn't recommend. It's why he NEVER shares his drinks. Food? On occasion. If he PLANS it and knows not to add and interesting spices. But DRINKS? Never. Weston family brews are basically NEVER safe.

Which? Begs the Very Important Question ™!

Who's Coffee Is This?

Cause it SURE AS FUCK AINT HIS!

You never realize quite how fast you can go from "completely calm and kinda sleepy" to "bomb strapped to my chest, primal panic AWAKE" until it happens to you. His coffee was ON HIS DESK. People have passed by. He talked to them. Cups put down and picked up. Lazy early morning. He doesn't even register, really, as his chair crashes to the ground.

He's shouting.

People confused. They don't realize yet. His head whips around, looking for that distinct cover. Before it's too late. Before someone takes that fatal sip. He spots it. Bolting from his desk. Crashing through coworkers, over desks. Chaos and outrage. "It's 'just' coffee!" They cry.

Kent turns, confused. Pretending. Raises his (HIS! Oh god!) cup to his lips, unknowing. Wes SCREAMS a warning. But he doesn't listen. "It's 'just' coffee" They never listen. Curse of Cassandra. God's damn it. This is why his family fucking CONVERTED!

He TACKLES the man of steel.

RIPS his cup away from him, knows his eyes are frantic. How much have you had?! Spit it out! Wes voice ECHOES in the sudden silence. I'm a META, Kent! It could KILL YOU!

And oh, Oh NOW they get it. Or perhaps it is the burn in his mouth that finally registers. He rolls, spits oil slick nebulae that eat away the floor. There is blood mixed within it. It took mere moments. Superman stares, transfixed and horrified, as Wes shakes. He... he should probably get off of him.

He'll move in a moment.

When his legs no longer feel weak from terror.

The news room is in chaos. Lane kneeling by her husband, Perry trying to do damage control. He... he's probably gonna lose his job, isn't he? Wes wants to cry. Protection laws only go so far, after all. And warning his boss about his dietary needs means jack shit, after an incident like this. Beloved as Kent is. Not that anyone likely believed him.

They never do.

And now he's nearly killed Superman.

@hypewinter @hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @dcxdpdabbles

[fruk-choosing-a-username]

I have a headcanon that Lucanis constantly gives Rook gifts. Thats his #1 love language. He doesn't know how to tell them his feelings for a bit, doesn't know how to put them into words, or feels what he does say doesn't properly portray to Rook how much he really loves them. So he showers them in gifts, separates eight fucking eggs for them, etc.

But I'd like to add to this with the possibility that, mayhaps, half the reason for his chronic gift giving is also Spite

" LUCANIS! Buy that for Rook! Rook would like that! Buy that too! And get them that! BUY EVERYTHING!! EVERYTHING FOR ROOK!!! "

[teyrnacousland]

I'm jumping in on the Spite spirit vs demon discussion going around because this is one of my favourite Dragon Age topics!

I've always thought the concept of spirits and demons is less black and white than it's presented. I see it the same way I see the concept of "Good" vs "Evil" in people. 'At what point in DA2 does Justice become a demon' is the same question to me as 'at what point in DA2 does Anders become evil'? In my personal opinion, it's never. Others might disagree. (They do, trust me, they won't stop telling me about it) As does Anders himself. Is there a definite, objectively true answer to whether or not Anders is evil? Or is it all subjective?

I think it's the same with spirits. I think a lot of which spirits are considered spirits and which are demons is based purely on what morality we ascribe to certain feelings. Pride is Bad. Valour is Good. Rage is Bad. Compassion is Good. Etc.

But it isn't that simple. Rage may have a tendency to lash out and destroy everything around it, but it can also be healing like in Harding's companion quest, or it can be motivating, sharpened and used as a weapon for justice and to protect others like in Grandin's case in Inquisition. Similarly, Compassion, despite being "Good", can come to kill innocents in the name of mercy. None of these concepts and emotions are clear black and white. It's just that most people would categorise them as bad and good respectively. (Especially since the Chantry teaches them to do just that.)

The thing with spirits is that they reflect people's opinions.

Lucanis: I notice you never say demon around me. Emmrich: Watchers avoid the word. It begets unfortunate expectations. Lucanis: With just a name? Emmrich: Spirits are mirrors of our emotions, and we, the unconscious creators of their environments.

Emmerich doesn't call Spite, or any spirit, a demon because that opinion could reflect on Spite. I love this banter because I've been saying this about Justice for over a decade now. Is Justice a demon because he was twisted by Anders' feelings, because of his own actions, or because he's always feared becoming a demon and Anders feared his own flaws corrupting his friend and those fears combined to make them think it was true, and because everyone around them talked about and treated Justice like a demon for the better part of seven years?

Even humans adapt to meet expectations in that way. If you treat someone like they're evil, they're more likely to see themselves that way and act accordingly. Spirits just take that to the extreme. Expectations and environment can literally fundamentally change them, they're beings of the ever shifting Fade, where nothing is constant and everything is adaptable.

Going back to Spite, the reason he and Lucanis don't become a typical abomination is because they made a deal. Which has to start with Lucanis choosing to see Spite as something that could be reasoned with. How much different would things have gone for them if Lucanis had responded by panicking and trying to fight Spite off because he saw Spite as nothing more than a monster? Spite would likely have reflected that instead, not because that version of Spite is any less capable of reason, but because that's how any frightened being backed into a corner would respond. Maybe it helps that Spite is literally the demon of "no, fuck you" and all it takes to reason with him is saying "calm down, because freaking out and bursting out of me is what the person who put you here wants you to do". But we also know that even something like Rage is capable of coming to this type of agreement, as the Rage demon does with Grandin.

Here are some things Solas says about demons in Inquisition:

"They fight to gain entrance, and when the rules of this world do not mirror theirs, they lash out. Tragic, but not evil." "The dog that bites you because it is rabid is not the dog that bites you because it is starving. You may kill either, but one is just a few scraps of meat away from being your faithful servant."

Rage is said to be the most common type of demon. Rage is also one of the most common responses to trauma and stress. And Solas seems to be claiming that this state of lashing out isn't permanent, as it wasn't for Grandin's Rage demon. (As it isn't for people who are hurting.) Grandin's Rage demon found him, drawn to his own rage, and was likely soothed by the fact that together they had a purpose and a target to focus all this new Rage on. Rage's voice speaks alongside Grandin's when he talks about protecting people. Is this version of Rage still a demon? If working with Grandin gives it focus and purpose while it adjusts to this world, like Lucanis' goals do for Spite, will it still be Rage when they're done? Could it calm down and become a spirit of Justice or Protection? Will it go back to being whatever it was before? Or will it always be a spirit of Rage, just a more complex one now that it is a thing that exists in our world and not just a simple concept in the Fade?

In both Spite and Grandin's case, neither of them fit into the clear cut Good Spirits vs Bad Demons method of categorisation. They fit far better into a system where spirits are like any other people, complex and capable of both good and evil.

[premamelody]

the gang redesigns

(utysd)

i think realizing youve been stuck in a timeloop by someone whos supposedly your best friend and who actually only cares about you when you do what he wants would make you pissed actually. gave desriel a closer nudge to asriel, i think i balanced right in the middle to give a withered/melted effect, idk. updating meroyah bc their old design kept me on constant edge bc i worried someone may misinterpet smth as smth else

also actually correct sized snug

individual

[quilleth]

Bioware made a mistake bringing Isabela back for da4 because like hell she wouldn't tell the entire da2 crew about what's happening with Solas which means they'd all show up ready to curb stomp him about Varric. Even moreso if hawke was left in the fade. That's two of their number down because of this fucker. Also Merrill should get to deck him specifically while also being like "what, like it's hard?" about fixing the eluvian that was blighted and cost her two of her closest childhood friends (potentially), her place in her clan, and her home. Again, going back far enough, because of him.

I just miss them 🥺

[junewongapologia]

The fact is tho that no matter how you look at it, no matter how insufferable she is, no matter how Out Of Touch, regardless of whether she’s doing herself no favours: Eloise is right about society and just about everyone else in the show is wrong.

Like, she’s not got the full picture, she’s blinkered and her political philosophy is not very in depth or well thought out. But she’s right, and I think that’s why a lot of people watching really don’t like her because she’s breaking the illusion. All in all, the 1810s were a shit time to be alive for most people, and you can “well actually” it all you like, but the Luddite movement existed for a reason, the Chartists existed for a reason, Porto-feminist writers like Wollstonecraft and de Gouges wrote what they did for a reason.

So when you keep being reminded that it was a terrible social order for women - in a show targeted mainly towards women for escapist purposes then that character is going to come across as irritating, because she’s ruining the immersion.

Really, her attitude isn’t more anachronistic than the dresses, or the hairdos, or the diamond necklaces (men and women had been advocating women’s right to vote since before Eloise was born, lads), but it’s a problem because people are watching the show for the sweeping romances and the general regency vibe, they don’t want to think about how the regency was for most people. Which inevitably leads to some incredible projection, when watchers of a show with the central conceit of only being interested in the love lives of the top one percent of the one percent of the British aristocracy acting as though Eloise is the only privileged person on the show.

And yeah, she is better off than most of the people who exist in all of Regency Britain (though if you were to take the show as read, Britain is made up of about 70% aristocracy, 1% gentry, 5% urban bourgeoisie and 24% urban workers), but she’s the only one whose privilege is harped on out of her whole family and social circle. 99% of the speaking characters in the show come from a posher background than Beau fucking Brummell.

And! Eloise is literally just about the only main character who ever has to question her privilege! And when she is in season 2 she doesn’t throw a shitfit, she’s willing to learn! She goes out of her way to hear perspectives that she wouldn’t have heard in her social circle! But the narrative punishes her for that, and that’s because for all the criticism she gets about needing her privilege checked, they don’t actually want her to learn, they just want her to shut up and enjoy the trappings of regency decadence as much as they do.

Also - I know it’s really fashionable to rag on “pick-mes” and “Not Like Other Girls” - but actually, no, “traditional femininity” has never been socially unacceptable for women the way being GNC is, and it is in fact ruthlessly socially enforced against GNC women, even more so in the 1810s. Eloise is a teenaged girl in a society that stigmatises her for her wish for more legal autonomy, the idea that she’s somehow the villain for not being able to enjoy “feminine” hobbies without seeing them as just another element of the way women’s education is trivialised as ornamental, is farcical. “Sewing is a valuable and useful skill” so is cooking, but there’s a reason my mam, and not my dad, had home economics lessons, and that reason is still misogyny, despite the fact that it set her up better for being able to operate independently as an adult.

Idk I’m just kind of uncomfortable that in a world of rising reactionary political sentiment towards women, and this seemingly increasingly re-normalised view that women need to be wives and homemakers, people feel that the person on the show who needs to do the most introspection regarding their politics is an eighteen-year-old who is vocal about the fact that she has limited legal rights, and not any of the adult men in the show (a lot of whom probably have seats in the Upper House!!!) who never mention politics at all.

And frankly, given the shower who were Having Political Opinions in the long eighteenth century, Eloise’s brand of semi-anachronistic protofeminism is infinitely preferable to Hannah “I refuse to teach the poor how to write in my schools” More, or Edmund “don’t read my big thesis on revolutions too closely it’s definitely not all lies and junk history” Burke, or even a load of prominent members of the Bluestocking Society.

[disappearinginq]

Could we get 14 or 15 for slow horses? Your choice which, either would be amazing!

Just because I just did 15 for another fandom, I give you 14, which is admittedly heavily inspired by the snippets @altschmerzes keeps posting for their fic.

“I won’t hurt you.”

That’s fucking rich, River thought savagely, purposely moving his head away from the gauze bandage, even as Patrice tried again to place it against the still bleeding wound to his forehead.

He could tell without looking it was bad – like needed stitches bad, but a spiteful part of him would rather bleed out than take help from his ‘family’.

Patrice growled in frustration, his efforts growing less gentle as his frustration mounted. “If you don’t let me help you, it’s going to be worse for both of us. At least let me stop the bleeding.”

“No.”

[jtownraindancer]

nick george would never hurt me this way

[ruleroftheimps]

I made a post Radiosilence would be the little mermaid (Fairy tale) and Radiostatic would be Beauty and the Beast (Movie).

I have come to the conclusion that this means Angelicradio (Adam x Alastor) would be Snow White, except Alastor just ignores Adam when he eats the apple, and Charlastor would be Sleeping Beauty except Alastor just robs the sleeping castle and dips. Radioapple's Cinderella, except Alastor's more confused at the fairy godmother for giving him glass shoes than romance. He's just going to the ball to spite Vox. Only reason he's doing anything with Lucifer? Vox wanted to and Alastor's petty.

Moral of the story is don't put Alastor in a fairy tale, he will not work out well as the prince unless he's cursed and making him the princess is the surefire way to die.

[itwoodbeprefect]

the great thing about dutch rock band focus is that it never stops being funny to me that their most successful song ever is hocus pocus (by focus)

[spoonsbutbetter]

as someone with EDS, i often find myself being held together by tape and spite

[kwyoz]

i finally finished the veilguard and i enjoyed it for the most part, but both lucanis's romance and the way the game ends so abruptly (imo) threw me off ngl.

[froot-batty]

So who becomes the next person to don the identity of The Spoiler in your AU?

Nobody! While Steph is like a fusion of The Spoiler and Oracle in my AU, she still gets to keep the Spoiler title. She came up with that name its hersies !!

Also, after his gals, Bats doesn't adopt anymore sidekicks. The guilt of putting Steph in so much danger she got permanently disabled and Red still being a murderer dissuades him from screwing up more people by dragging them into this lifestyle

[depresseddepot]

weird thing about me is that I am so serious about new year's resolutions that the last week of december feels like I'm in one of those "preparing for war" montages (but in a good way)

[crest-of-gautier]

thinking very hard about eggstra work for chill season, i just have the strangest feeling that it'll have a charger + blaster in the line-up and that it'll coincide with reload's release just to laugh at me....

[dee-in-the-box]

it's the Kennedy Parents!! been thinking about them :]

here's a post with some fun facts about them :D