#more stupidity from yuri please

[aerequets]

cutie patootie yuri

[floorpancakes]

akawata

kavetham

wangxian

the girls from she loves to cook and she loves to eat

these ships and more occupy a part of my brain that's labelled 'somewhat douwatacore so you can gain mildly adjacent but fun and unique vibes' in scribbled sharpie

[prokopetz]

A selection of promotional art for Violet Core, a forthcoming self-described "Romantic High Speed Sapphic Mecha TTRPG" by artist and writer @sarahcarapace, author of Death Spiral and visual designer for @cavegirlpoems' Dungeon Bitches. Violet Core takes its cues from Heaven Will Be Mine, Zone of the Enders and Knights of Sidonia, and plays like a tabletop dating sim with giant robot fights.

The game is currently entering the final 24 hours of its crowdfunding campaign, fully funded and having knocked down two substantial stretch goals in the last days: one for extra art (i.e., more of the above), and one to add an asymmetric play mode in which some but not all players pilot giant robots, explicitly including provisions for, in the author's own words, "handler and pilot toxic yuri" – a particular interest for many of this blog's followers, I'm given to understand!

With just under a day left to go, there are several additional stretch goals within striking distance; I've seen a lot of noise about the one for rules for combining robots (presumably also for yuri purposes), though the one I'm most keen on – a big stack of random encounter and event tables by the aforementioned @cavegirlpoems – is presently just $1700 AUD away. (Yes, I know I'm predictable; my love for Big Stupid Tables is well established.)

I'd love to see this one go the distance, so whether or not you're interested in supporting its campaign, if you happen to know anyone who might be in the market, please pass the word along!

(Art credit: excerpted pieces by @sarahcarapace, @portentous-offerings and @cryskir)

[rvp32]

Hi I love the possessive Ive headcannon can you please do a possessive otp 8 snsd please

Taeyeon

Taeyeon is not the most jealous one from SNSD. She does get jealous but she knows you belong to her. But if she ever finds a woman who gets too close to you and overly touchy, Be ready because she will be by your side and you will get a kiss, one that isn't innocent but filled with passion and jealousy.

Tiffany

She's beyond possessive, she's obsessed with you and won't leave your side for a single second. Nothing will ever separate her from you and if someone does they are going to be in serious trouble, their career might be finished. If someone tries to get close to you she will spend any amount of money or time to either get rid of her from your life. You will not have a single idea about how possessive she is, in your eyes, she's innocent and perfect

Sunny

A weird hypocrite, she loves the attention that she gets from men but hates it when a woman tries to do to you what she does to other men. But she won't ever mention it publicly or even ever tell you, her way of being possessive is after you get home she is going to ride you and fuck you till you are almost in pain and begging to stop. She will edge you and make you beg and worship her.

Yuri

She's definitely possessive of you and you know that very well. She's very vocal about it. Saying things like "Let that bitch touch you one more time and you will be begging to touch me, understood." Or "If you want to act so dense, maybe I should do the same to you the next time you want to fuck the pussy you love so much." If a girl ever tries to touch you in front of her, expect Yuri to retaliate and probably even slap the woman right then and there. She doesn't care about what others think.

Hyoyeon

She is the least possessive one, though she trusts you enough to know that you only love her and won't even think about trying to ever cheat on her with another woman because she knows you could find someone who will satisfy you as much as she can. If she finds you with a woman too long, expect a simple message like "washroom, now!" And you will drop everything you are doing to follow her to the washroom and there you will eat her pussy out as an apology. If you were too naughty maybe she would step on your cock with her heels.

Sooyoung

Definitely the most possessive one in SNSD. She will make it publicly known that you belong to her. She would have you wear a necklace with her name on it. It won't be a cheap necklace either. Her name would be spelled out in Saphiers on a platinum base. If a woman is stupid enough to not notice the necklace and still tries to flirt with you. Sooyoung will interrupt you by walking in between the both of you and kissing you, the kiss is just a little peck and an excuse for her to get really close to you and whisper "You belong to me, everything about you belongs to me, even these," Sooyoung says before grabbing your balls and giving them a tight squeeze.

Yoona

First of all, any woman trying to compete with Yoona in terms of beauty and seduction is stupid. There is quite literally no way that Yoona will lose and that is even more true in your eyes. Yoona is possessive but not public about it, but don't expect her to sit still and not do anything when some bitch tries to get too close to you. She will make sure that bitch knows who you belong to but she does it so elegantly, "Hi, I am Yoona, y/n's one and only wife. Honey, you should have introduced me to this beautiful older woman." It is such a backhanded compliment, to others it might seem normal but to a woman, it is nothing but an insult and a warning. Once you get home expect to be attacked with kisses, scratches, and hickeys all over your body. What's worse is she won't let you cover them up.

Seohyun

The innocent but dangerous woman, She is very possessive of you, she won't even let you get a chance to talk to another woman. So much so that she wouldn't mind renting out a massive property where you can everything and won't have to leave. Only male workers, not a single female other than Seohyun. She has a leash on you and you don't even care. If by any miracle you end up even talking to another woman, you will be punished, hard. The kind where you will be locked in a room with her and all she does is edge and tease you. No cumming, your hands and legs tied up. She uses everything she has at her disposal, fleshlight, her pussy, tits, ass, even her armpit but just as you are about to cum all contact is lost. She will ensure you are completely soft before starting again.

[frogzxch]

Trueform!Sukuna x Servantgoddess!Reader

Summery:

Reader is basically in a servants body which is like her vessel in this era and she was secretly a goddess from another uni but unexpectedly she died in her world and got rebirth when the servant touch a red spider lily

Slight smut, fluff, death, didnt fully proof read huhu

Word count? I dont know

As always the two face man again killed a servant for a small mistake and you have to clean the body after it was getting annoying for you as you wish to go back to your home your own world but sadly you died as you already prepared the tools you will use for cleaning the body one of the concubine entered the throne room scared such a beautiful girl pure and innocent on the outside but yet naive and stupid in the inside the king of curses doted her alot Sukuna has favorite concubine and less favorite one

" There's my good girl come here... " Sukuna spoke on a soothing and velvety voice

The girl immediately go to him on his throne as he tap his lap the concubine sat on his lap obediently you already know what will come next the king will just fuck the life out of her on his throne again you can hear loud moans from the girl as Sukuna fucks her hard in her wet cunt the girl was blank on her mind as she is full of Sukuna large cocks it was discusting for you as you were done you silently go out of the throne room and in a insan you open the bag of the body and puke

" eww....god give me back my life jesus I can't take it anymore "

After disposing the body you proceed to go back and just do what servant usually do that is serving and helping and sleep and wake up early the cycle goes on and on your lucky enough to be alive. As days turns week and weeks turns into months you were desperate to go home and try to find a way every night you would cry silently in the room figuring out how to go back to your own world in peace...

" you servant girl I need you to pick up some fine kimono in the market hurry! "

Ahh the concubine who the king of curses loves only for pleasure her name was Yuri Ryomen she was getting on your nerves to as well sometimes you just wish your powers and immortality will be back so you can just kill this mf in peace bu sadly god punish you I guess as Yuri throws the golden coins at you, you just pick it up and bow then go out of the temple and head your way to the nearby village and go to a store after buying you notice Yuri was running at you in a scared expression she push you forward then you see a curse....a large one you look at her

" m-my lady please stay back "

In a instant she throws on a tantrum and scream like a child throwing a rock at the curse it was big and scary looking with four red glowing eyes looking like a shadow with smoke sharp teeths ready to bite it's prey but in the moment it seems familiar to you it was like your companion in your world with no hesitation you rush to the curse Yuri was in full shock but ran away as soon you go closer to it she left you but no worries to you once you touch the curse it recognize you and it communicates to you

" Y-Yn....I can't believe it it's you my lady! " it's voice echo's through your ears no one can hear it speak other than it's owner you smirk and felt much more confident

" My lovely companion such a lucky day to be with you again, I hope you don't miss me to much hm? " You pat it and it goes through your skin it was going in your body that you stole, you two became one it's like venom hihi you giggled and look around then just go back to the temple like nothing had happend.

Next day you haven't heard anything about Yuri it's like she disappeared from the world without a word as you serve the food to your master the king himself he quite senses something in you, you can sense his eye looking at you piercing deep in your soul " you.. " your heart start to beat so fast you raise your head " yes master? " Sukuna was still looking straight at you coldly " Come closer.. " you nodded and go closer to him as he stands up on his throne and goes to you he was 7th tall and damn the size difference " what is it my lord? " He brush the strands bothering your hair suddenly he leans closer he can see something deep in your eyes " You can't hide yourself from me my little flower " in a instant you froze and look at him " w-what... " he let out a deep chuckle " don't play dumb y/n....why do you keep hiding? First you got killed now your locking yourself up in this servant body? " he lifted you up with his upper set of arms and you hold onto his shoulder as his upper right arm cuped your small fragile face as the other upper arm kiss your left hand you we're totally confused yet felt strange " what are you doing...im confuse.. " you look at him with a confuse expression " dear....I will make you remember.... " and after cupping your face he gesture his right upper hand to your forehead and your true identity once again reveal your hair color changed and also your eyes and face to your goddess form....

At the end you live with him trying to process what happend....

Sooo yeeehhh plot twist the goddess yn was actually kuna late dead wife and kuna decided to look for a concubine and there is yuri, well Yuri basically got killed by him because in that curse scene he was there watching all along it was a test and when he found out abt you he instantly didn't hesitate to have you back to become his wife once again his queen his one and only love

[stellar-constellations]

Hello.

Can I please ask for Yuri x /gn!reader fluffy sfw headcanons, with reader being really physically and verbally affectionate, constantly hugging, patting and praising their boyfriend Yuri, and how would he react to that!

Thank you very much..

Yuri Briar x Affectionate! GN! Reader

        Wordcount: 692 words

        This can be read with or without reading my Yuri Briar x Fem! Spy! Reader series: An Alliance (part 1).

In the beginning stages of the relationship, Yuri is always so flustered and surprised whenever you hug or praise him. He's not on cloud nine, he's basically become a god at this point. 

In the beginning, Yuri's face is always bright red as he avoids your gaze. When you compliment him, he mutters a "thank you" or is always trying to deflect the compliment and spin it around back to you.

"Yuri, your eyes look so pretty today! Like rubies!" you complimented him as you passed by.  "Yours looks more pretty and ruby-ful!" he exclaimed almost aggressively, his fists clenched and his cheeks red as he held a determined look on his face to praise you back.  "Aw, thanks! But my eyes are (eye color)?" you smiled, watching him sink into the ground in not only shame at being so stupid to forget your eyes, but to so aggressively shout at you too (he apologized profusely afterwards).

Whenever you hug Yuri, he stiffens up. He's almost a little worried he's about to die, why else would an angel be hugging him? 

Whenever Yuri sees you, he already knows to hold out his arms so you can jump in his arms and hug him. It doesn't matter what's around him or what's in his hands, he's willing to suffer a first-degree burn from his hot coffee for a few days then have the audacity to not hug you. 

Whenever Yuri sees you, it's now mandatory for him to speak the first compliment before you do first. He feels like he'd be a terrible boyfriend if he didn't compliment you first.

"Yuri! How are you doing? I love your—" "(Y/N), THOSE PANTS LOOK AMAZING ON YOU!" he shouted. "THANK YOU!" you shouted back, matching his energy. "I LOVE YOUR—" "(Y/N), I LOVE YOUR HAIR! IT'S A BREATHTAKING COMPARISON TO YOUR SKIN!" Yuri yelled. "THANK YOU! I LOVE YOUR—" "(Y/N), I LOVE YOUR—" "DAMN IT, YURI! LET ME COMPLIMENT YOU!" you shouted. 

Yuri did in fact not let you compliment him. 

The first time you patted his head he almost became a Yuri Briar soft-serve because you melted his heart with your gesture. His face was beat red and he audibly went quiet while his mind was screaming about you touching him. Whether you had to reach up, bend down, or hold your hand out straight to pat his head, he was freaking out from how cute it was. 

More later in the relationship, Yuri's always expecting you to either physically or verbally show your love whenever you see him. If you accidentally forget a hug or head pat, he will grab your arm and pull you back to him with big tears in his eyes, asking what sin did he commit to suffer such a cruel fate of no loving from you? (He's so dramatic). 

Yuri has no shame pulling you in for a hug or holding your hand in front of his coworkers, boss, or even Yor! 

Yuri likes to return your affectionate gestures. He'll gladly pull you in for a hug or compliment you every time he sees you. Every time he sees you, he has to one-up his compliment from last time. He makes every compliment unique and wholesome, never stopping until you got a big smile on your face and red cheeks to match his pretty ruby eyes. 

Yuri loves your affection, receiving and giving, and he's not afraid to shout it out to the whole world 

Yuri actually did shout out how much he loved you and your affection while drunk once. be wary of his clinginess when he's drunk, hungover, and sober. It looks like he's the affectionate one in the relationship with how much he clings to you. 

Everyone is jealous of your and Yuri's relationship because he will fold to anything you say. You have basically no fights, and fights you do have can easily be resolved with a little bit of affection. He could never be mad at you for more than twenty minutes. 

Thank you so much for the request! I'm slowly chipping away the requests in my inbox so that I can make room for new requests, slowly but surely I'm making progress and gaining motivation. Thank you for reading!

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[heian-era-housewife]

Synopsis | You just want to be "normal". Is that too much to ask? A trip to Walmart with Sukuna may be just what you need to remind you that being normal is overrated.

Content | g/n!reader x true form sukuna, fluff, crack, agoraphobia, social phobia, mention of self loathing, mental health *or lack thereof*

A/N | If you're new here, Hi! I'm Yuri and I live with agoraphobia. Fittingly, the roots of this word are "market place" and "fear", but really it is a social phobia based around leaving one's house or being in public/crowded places. As with any mental health issue, it takes many forms.

Anyway, this is an oddly specific and very much self indulgent drabble based on pretty much every experience I've ever had with Walmart. Including today.

Hope you enjoy!

"I still don't understand why you're making me do this." Sukuna said, head leaning on the glass of the passenger-side window of your car where he sat, all four arms crossed in visible annoyance.

"We need groceries 'Kuna." You remind him. "And please put your seatbelt back on."

He rolled his eyes with a scowl. Pulling enough slack from the belt to stretch across his broad chest, he struggled for several seconds to find the buckle hiding under his beefy thigh. 

"This is stupid. I told you Uraume can go to the market for us."

"And I told you that I wanted to try being a normal human being for once." You retort.

"Hmph." He pouted. "I fail to see how a- what did you call it?"

"A 'Walmart Run'?"

"I fail to see how a run to 'Walmart' makes one a 'normal human'." 

"'Kuna, you know how bad my anxiety is. I love that Uraume does so much for us, but I'm afraid if I never step out of my box again, I'll regress and turn into some sort of shut-in. I just want to be normal. I want to be like everyone else. Y'know?"

In place of an answer, he gestured sarcastically to his own mutated form. His four eyes blinking in stone-cold irony.

"Okay, okay." You conceded. "You know what I mean."

It had been a while since you'd gone anywhere. Your needs were always provided for in Sukuna's estate, and whatever he didn't have, he sent Uraume to get. As an agoraphobe, this life suited you perfectly. But there was still a piece of you that craved that social ingredient that made you feel less broken, even if it did fill you with dread. 

The trip started out okay. You grabbed a cart and skirted the outer aisles, avoiding the ones where employees were stocking shelves or people bustled about for more popular items. 

As time went on, however, your chest grew tighter, the sounds grew louder, and your personal bubble was at risk of popping.

Suddenly, the simple act of reaching for milk became a tunnel-vision inducing nightmare of shifting carts and bumping elbows all to the backdrop of a small child wailing somewhere nearby. 

You were frozen. Caught in the mayhem. Were you holding your breath or hyperventilating? You didn't even know. Why were you so bad at this? How did this come so easy to other people? And what were you even trying to grab? Was it milk? It must have been milk? Or maybe it was something else and if it was milk was it 2% or maybe whole and why was that child still screaming can't someone do something about that? wasn't anyone else feeling nauseated? and when did it get so hot were the aisles always this narrow?OhGodWhyDidIComeHereAtAll? thiswasaterribleidea?¿?¿? jfhjfs#$&*

Sukuna reached over you, grabbing the milk and throwing it in the cart before swooping his arms around your shoulders and waist, guiding you toward the front of the store.

"Come on, kid." He said in a low grumble. "I think you've had enough. Let's get out of here."

Numb legs carry you forward as you trudge your way toward the self-checkout. You stare blankly in a dissociative state while Sukuna scans the groceries by himself, large hands and fingers fumbling through the prompts on the small touch screen.

Useless. You're so useless. You think to yourself. Can't you do anything? Why are you so weird? So...broken?

"I'm so...weak..." You mumble feebly.

"Come again?" Sukuna grunts with his broad back to you, shoving crumpled bills unsuccessfully into the beeping machine.

"I said you must think I'm so weak." You say, louder this time, bitter tears forming on the rim of your lashes.

"Don't be foolish!" He says. "Of course I think you're weak! You're the weakest human I know!"

You look at him wide-eyed, momentarily pulled from your self-loathing by the shock of his admission. 

"Look at you!" He says, turning around to face you. "You can't even go to the grocery store without having a problem for, God's sake. This is exactly why you need me!"

His words fell heavy on your shoulders. Weighing you down. Making you small. Sure, nothing he said was untrue. But to hear it out loud-

"But you're also the kindest human I know." He continued softly. "You feel more deeply. You never stop trying. You're strong where it counts. You taught me love. You take me to ridiculous places. So yeah. Sure. You're scared of things that don't bother 'normal people'. But where the rest of the world looks upon the King of Curses with nothing but fear and loathing, you look upon me with love and compassion, never once bothered that I wasn't a 'normal person'." 

The tears began to flow. Sukuna took your face in his hands, calloused thumbs gently rubbing them from your cheeks. "And that- that is why I need you." 

A chorus of soft "awwws" came from the other nearby shoppers who had gathered to hear the disfigured man's booming monologue. Cottontop grandmas dabbed at their eyes, while the balding clerk overseeing self-checkout stood from his three-legged stool with a slow, appreciative clap. 

Sukuna's face fell flat with an unamused sigh. "Now can we get out of Walmart before I feel the need to burn the place down?"

That got you to smile. "Sure thing, King."

Bonus Track

On the way back to the car, Sukuna had some Thoughts™️ to share about his first ever trip to Walmart:

-So that was it, huh? I can see why you wouldn't like going there.

-I'd never want to leave my house either if I had to acquire sustenance from a place like that.

-And did you see some of the freaks??

-No, really! You think I'm bad? You could fill the entire internet with the amount of WEIRDOS I saw in there.

-Trust me, there was not one "normal human" in there.

-And why do we call it a "Walmart Run"? The only running I wanted to do was to get out of there.

-Oh! Is that why?

-Heck, you know what, Imma burn it down.

[sexycornenthusiast]

back on my horror game anime girls bullshit again please bear with me.

It's really interesting to me how Yuri DDLC is one of the most consistently flanderized characters I've ever seen. She's been everything from generic pompous nerd to generic emo girlfriend to generic misogynistic trope, like she can only be a fraction of her character at any given time. She has the smallest fanbase, less than the girl who literally kills everyone (no shade to monika she's doing her best), and even then a significant part of that fanbase are fans of these flanderizations.

Honestly even as I'm sitting here writing this post, I'm not entirely sure I get her either. I'm not gonna say I'm the only one who's ever been right about Yuri, because that would be stupid, or that there isn't good characterization out there, because there is, but in my experience it's the rarest for her out of all four girls.

I cannot stress enough that I'm not even upset about this. You'd think having a favorite so often mischaracterized would start to bother me after a while, but really, it makes me like her more. The girls' dynamic with the player is an integral part of the game because the player is technically also a character, separate from MC. This makes players' real thoughts and feelings about Yuri into character interactions, in a way. All of this just introduces the idea that in universe she's a person who is often misunderstood.

She's very quiet but will talk your ear off for an hour if you bring up something she's interested in. She expresses herself in a way others in-story say they don't understand. She's weirdly pedantic for no reason. She's a terrible judge of whether or not she's doing something socially inappropriate. She has a hard time dealing with big emotions. There's just something meta and poetic about that kind of character being the one people are openly put off by, the one people don't get.

[skzhua]

Episode two.

MASTERLIST

pairing: XO, Kitty's Min Ho x Female Reader

genre: Fluff, angst, enemies-to-lovers, slow burn, coming-of-age.

word count: 2.4k

warnings: Painfully obvious hate-flirting, some swearing.

summary: Transferring to KISS was the last thing you had asked for and, yet, a certain tall boy made it seem both worse and better than you expected.

note: Bold - Korean, Italic - Over the phone

a/n: I changed the first part because it didn't match with the show so I recommend you go reread it if you read it in the first ten hours I posted it.

note: Bold - Korean, Italic - Over the phone

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"What plan?"

You deadpanned at her. "From what I've seen last, you had something with Juliana, no?"

Her body stiffened and her hold on Dae, that was already tight enough, only got firmer. You and Yuri had some sort of forced friendship but it didn't mean you hated each other's guts. It was quite the opposite. She respected you, you respected her – it was a two-way thing. Still, she wouldn't be the kind to involve you in her problems but you weren't stupid. You knew of her and Juliana and this was beyond odd that she was so suddenly in a relationship with Dae.

"It's complicated." she said with a gulp. Seeing that you weren't convinced, she sighed. "I'll explain later, I promise."

She and Dae left and you found yourself alone so you joined Q again and were displeased to see that his friend had not left his side.

"And you're back." he sighed only to earn a glare from Q.

"Min Ho, stop that." You thanked mentally Q for informing you of his name. "Don't mind him, he's in a mood today." he tried to defend him but it clearly didn't work considering you rolled your eyes in a dramatic way.

"Do you want me to help you find your owner, little puppy? I think you're lost." he joked.

"Shove it in your ass, will you?"

Q held his hands up to separate the two of you while you were in a glaring battle. Thankfully, Kitty came back which only seemed to affect Min Ho's mood even more.

"Excuse me." she interrupted you.

"This girl treats Korean guys like Pokémon. She's trying to catch them all." Min Ho complained and you rolled your eyes again. "Not interested." he said to Kitty in a stern voice.

"Get over yourself, I'm looking for Dae." she replied harshly.

Q looked more confused than ever. "Okay, who are you?"

"I'm Kitty Song Covey."

The two men opened their mouths agape as if they suddenly had a revelation.

"You're Kitty?"

Her eyes grew bigger too and she pointed at Q. "Wait, are you Q? Track star, fellow American, heart of gold?"

He nodded happily. "Guilty as charged. I feel like we should hug right now, should we hug?

You weren't understanding a thing about what was going on but you listened nonetheless, curious on how they knew each other.

"Maybe later, I need to find Dae."

You laughed. "Okay, so you two are Dae's friends which is why she knows you and you know her?"

"You are unfortunately right, I think." Min Ho affirmed boringly and then looked at Kitty. "So you're the pen pal?"

She huffed. "If he's Q, then you must be Min Ho... Of course you are."

He shrugged as a smirk appeared on his face. You scoffed too which caught his attention.

"I told you I'm getting stalked."

"Oh, please. You just wish you were."

He came closer to you to hover over your small figure. "You're one feisty puppy, aren't you?"

Your heart skipped a beat and you looked up at him in silence, unsure of what you were supposed to say.

"Whatever. Where's Dae?" Kitty said, impatient.

You looked around with her and spotted him with Yuri as they were discussing with Jina. She thanked you and rushed to go to them.

"It's almost sad to see her go after him like that."

You grunted in frustration. "Do you ever shut up?"

Min Ho's smug face appeared once again. "Make me."

"Okay!" Q coughed awkwardly. "That's enough. How about we go meet some people, yeah?"

You heard a yelp from behind and turned around right away as soon as you recognized Kitty's voice.

"Oh, shit." you whispered to yourself and ran to her.

Before you could get to her, she slipped again and fell in the cupcakes. Dae was quick to come to her help but she brushed him off. She did, however, gladly accepted that you helped her get up before leading her outside.

Ending the night comforting someone you barely knew as you waited for the airline to answer her call was not what you had expected. School hadn't even started and, yet, there was already more drama than you could handle.

"Are you sure you want to leave? You said you weren't here just for a boy."

She shook her head. "I can't stay here and see him walk around with her. It's too painful."

"Yuri's my friend, I can talk to her."

"Don't. You're nice but I don't want to cause trouble to the two of you."

The front door of the dorm suddenly opened and went shut seconds later. You were about to get up to see what it was until you heard a voice you'd rather not recognize.

"Spill it!" Min Ho exclaimed. "When did you get with Yuri? And when? And how far?"

"And most importantly, why?" Q added.

"Dae, you little scammer!" Min Ho teased.

You cursed at yourself mentally. You should have guessed you were in the boy dorms as soon as you saw the gym bag in the other room. And to top it all, it had to be where Q, Dae, and Minho were staying.

Kitty joined you at the door to listen but you were already in the process of packing your things up. There was no way you were going to be living with men for an entire semester, even less if it involved Min Ho who had managed to make it to your hate list on your first encounter.

"No one's going to blame you for upgrading from a pen pal to an actual girlfriend." he continued to argue with Dae.

Kitty let out a scoff and her hand went up to her mouth when she realized they must have heard.

"Marius?"

"Good going, Kitty." you whispered to her and you both went to hide under your covers.

You heard them walk in and struggle for a bit to take the blanket off Kitty. They hadn't approached your bed yet. They screamed as they finally managed to get the covers off, revealing Kitty who was screaming as loud as they were. As they all ran outside of the room, you uncovered yourself and then followed behind. They were already in shock from Kitty's presence, yours wouldn't be a surprise at that point.

"Dae's crazy ex-pen pal broke into our dorm to murder us." Min Ho breathed out.

You walked into the living room, arms crossed. "For once, you don't blame it on stalking." you said and they jumped as they saw you, Min Ho holding a laptop up in defense.

Kitty got her file and shoved it to their faces. "This is my room."

"What about you?" Q asked you as he took Kitty's document.

"Same." you shrugged and watched Min Ho put the laptop away.

"You're listed as Song Covey." he said after reading the form.

"So?" Kitty frowned.

"Song can be a guy's name. That's why they assigned you to the guy's dorm." Dae sighed.

"That explains for her but Y/N?" Min Ho asked, eyeing you up and down in disgust.

"It might be because the girl's dorms are full or something, I don't know." you responded, unsure yourself on why you were there.

He took the document himself and read it only to sighed in exasperation. "They did this on purpose! To be closer to Dae, and me."

"And just when I thought you aren't so full of yourself..." you said in a whisper.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

He shook his head. "I told you lot, she was hitting me on the plane ride here." He turned to you. "And she hit on me earlier."

"Alright, I'm done here."

You went back to your room and shut the door close. This day was overwhelming enough, all you needed was to sleep. You were going to fix the dorm issue tomorrow.

You woke up to Kitty opening your room's door carefully while she hung up on someone. You got up and tapped on her shoulder, making her almost scream in fear.

"Don't do that again, please." she said after catching her breath.

"You're leaving this morning?"

"Yeah..."

You nodded your head slowly. "I'm glad we met. Have a safe flight."

To your surprise, she hugged you tightly before walking around Dae, who had visibly slept at the door for the night, and went out of the dorm.

You went back to bed and scrolled through your social medias to see what was new. You came upon a video of Yuri's father who was scolding his employees. The next one was the same video but ended with lettuce emojis. You let out a laugh and opened your Kakaotalk.

Y/N: Your dad is going viral.

Yuri: I saw ㅋㅋ

Y/N: Good luck to them for fixing it all.

Yuri: Yeah, it won't be easy.

Yuri: I want to talk, by the way. About last night.

Y/N: You don't have to explain yourself. I'm happy you found someone, whoever it is.

Yuri: Thank you, that means a lot.

You were typing a reply but stopped when you heard someone knocking at your door.

"Kitty." Dae said in a pleading voice. "Me and Yuri, it's not real. It's all fake."

You gasped quietly. Although shocking, it wasn't that surprising considering it involved Yuri.

"Will you just open the door? I can explain everything, Kitty."

You grunted and shoved your pillow over your head. This whole thing had nothing to do with you and, yet, here you were.

"Begging is not a good look."

And he was awake now? Starting your day with your roommate running away, her boyfriend begging to talk with her, Min Ho mocking him... just great.

"I wasn't begging, I was just trying to get my pants." Dae said in defense.

Right, you forgot. This was originally his room.

"Listen, you squatter." Min Ho said, taking over Dae's spot as his voice seemed to be louder than it was seconds ago. "We have to get ready for the first day of school."

You didn't answer, wanting to stay in bed for a bit longer. Plus, if this meant that you were pissing Min Ho off by not opening the door, this was another reason not to do so.

"Don't make us late!" he said impatiently before pounding loudly on the door.

You saw it open by itself and self-noted to remind them that they might want to fix that. Because your bed wasn't directly in their view, they didn't notice you yet.

"And she's gone." Q sighed.

"Sweet."

"Dae, don't worry about it, we'll-"

He stopped talking when he saw that Dae left too. You groaned as you got off the bed which made them turn to face you.

"You're still here?" Min Ho asked dramatically.

"No, I left last night and what you're seeing right now is your imagination."

Q held back a laugh but Min Ho was not having it. "Whatever. I'm making coffee if you want some." he informed and went to the kitchen.

You and Q followed and you leaned on the counter. "Yes, please. I didn't know you were enough of a gentleman to offer me coffee."

He huffed. "This is called basic manners and because I'm not a monster, I could make you a cup."

"So thoughtful, Min Ho."

Q sighed. "This is painful to watch. I'm going to the bathroom real quick."

With that, he went back to his room which meant there was only you and Min Ho in the kitchen. The silence was almost unbearable but the sound of the coffee machine filled it a bit. But not enough to ease the tension.

"I hope you know I still don't want you here."

"Trust me, I don't want to be here either." you agreed.

"Good."

"Good."

And there it was again, the silence. Q joined you two and the coffee was finally ready. After serving you a cup, Min Ho sat down next to his friend and served him his.

"Have you two seen the news?" you asked and Q shook his head. "You might want to see it."

Min Ho took his laptop that he had previously used to threaten you and opened it for the three of you to watch the infamous lettuce video. You heard the front door open but you were too immersed in watching that you didn't budge.

"Dae, have you seen this video? It's kind of blowing up." Q yelled at to who you supposed was Dae.

"I bet Yuri is loving this drama." Min Ho added.

You hummed in agreement. "She is, for sure."

"I don't particularly care." you heard a voice that was too feminine to be Dae.

Turning around, you smiled. "Kitty!"

Min Ho whined in annoyance. "I thought you left."

"I did!" she nodded. "But then I decided to stay. And not that it's any of your business but this isn't all about a boy."

"Oh, sweetie." Q said as a way to comfort her.

You couldn't blame him, it did look as if she was trying to convince herself it wasn't.

"My mom went here, and, I don't know, being here makes me feel closer to her than I ever have. And-"

Her mood changed in a second and she squinted to look closer at the screen that was still playing the news.

"Dae's on TV?" she exclaimed loudly, confused.

You scooted away to leave her some space, not realizing you were almost fully leaning on Min Ho. He was about to push you away but you faces came close which cut his breath short. You saw his Adam's apple bop as he gulped in nervousness.

"... And, 'lettuce' move on." you heard Dae say which broke you out of your trance.

"Well played." Q chuckled.

"Oh my god." Kitty said out loud and pushed you away to see the screen even closer.

You fell onto Min Ho again and he rolled his eyes while helping you get off him. "Stop trying with me, little puppy."

You wanted to argue back but Kitty spoke before you could say anything. "He's faking it. That's a fake relationship!"

She took a step back and her eyes brightened as if she had discovered the biggest secret on Earth. Meanwhile, you debated whether to confirm her assumption or not. Because Dae literally said it when you woke up, that him and Yuri was a fake show.

Now, it was on you to decide what to do with this information.

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[musings-ofthe-unamused]

Tokyo Debunker Star Rail Headcanons

A/N: This one is a request from @beautifullifesuck Thank you for such a creative prompt!

I have such a love for this characters. If you'd like to hear my deep, dark, and secret thoughts of the characters, check here.

Warning: Contains spoilers for Penacony

Request: "Can you do Tokyo Debunker Captains with MC who act like Trailblazer from Honkai Star Rail. They are bit like a ambivert, a really good fighter and caring, They are bit protective and vengeful due to their friend/FireFly “Death” and how would they react to them having a stellaron inside of them and dying one time"

Jin:

I feel like he'd "get along" with Blade

i.e, they're similar, so there's camaraderie in there

Absolutely despises you because you're always doing something stupid

You have a stellaron inside of you, you need to be careful

It was stressful enough watching you (kind of) die once

He can't go through it again

It doesn't matter how good at fighting you are, you need to be more careful

Shows his love through harsh words and calling you stupid

Alan:

Admires your strength

Like a lot. Stares in awe when you fight

But when you two are alone, he treats you like you're made of glass

He's overprotective and wants you to stay safe

Has thrown himself in front of you multiple times

You two patch each other up and it's super cute

Haru:

Absolutely hates the fact that you have a Stellaron in you

He may be all goofy and nonchalant on the outside

But on the inside, he is screaming

Has broken many bones just to save you (even if it was unecessary)

Will convince you to retire from trailblazing and start a zoo with him

Taiga:

Taiga genuinely doesn't care

His mind is so bad at comprehending life and death

Doesn't help that he can't remember your name

You try and dote on him a bit, but he doesn't really care

Eventually, Taiga likes having you around

You attract danger. He loves danger

Subaru:

Two stressed besties

Subaru can't handle the fact that you could die at any moment all that well

He can barely handle the fact that he could die easily as well

You both end up worrying over each other and it's actually super cute

Please reassure him that you'll never die

Will gladly follow you into death

Edward:

Lazy motherfucker

Actually isn't a trailblazer

You visit him sometimes on your travels

A little worried about you, but knows you can handle yourself

If you visit him, be prepared to stay there for like a month

Just doing nothing

Doesn't want to let you go

Yuri:

Last dude you want to be around

Will experiment on you

Puts you in dangerous situations just to see how the stellaron reacts

Okay, gets kinda upset if you're actually hurt

Had a mini internal breakdown when you almost died

[ravenclod]

DISC: this 'essay' is NOT hating on madohomu, or hating on people for shipping them. nor is it hating on Homura, or implying that her actions should be changed. It is simply an opinion from someone who loves Homura's character who also ships Madohomu, and just wants to rant about things i feel are ignored by the fandom. Please read the full thing before reblogging or replying with your opinions so i dont need to repeat myself.

Maybe I'm just a hater, but I don't understand how people can look at Homura and just excuse everything she’s done, especially in regards to Madoka, because she "actually loved everyone!” and "Is traumatised" and "It’s just toxic yuri!". It feels like a complete ignorance of her character and disregards the complexity and depth of her writing.

Now, obviously, I don't mean when people make jokes about it, I get that, but it’s when people genuinely don't acknowledge how madohomu is unhealthy and homura is a bad person. That is quite literally the whole point.

I'm aware that she does care about the other girls, which is why she didn't try to kill Mami in rebellion, and just acted like the others didn't matter throughout the show because she was all out of hope and had to concentrate on the one thing keeping her sane, which was Madoka. But that is exactly my point. That obsessiveness, that reliance on one singular person [ who is also largely unaware of the reason for said reliance ] is incredibly unhealthy. It is unhealthy. It is toxic. I'm not saying homura is abusive, like some people have, because she absolutely is not, but she is obsessive to the point of being unable to see madoka in a negative way. Even when she criticises her it’s from a "you're so stupid you can’t tell that people love you/you’re so stupid for doing this you're gonna get hurt" point of view, rather than the view of "oh you are genuinely naïve and mess up like everyone". [1] This in turn harms both of them, as she is putting her on a pedestal which Madoka will feel guilty for being on and worry about upholding, and it ruins Homura as she will simply spiral further into this unhealthy mindset.

She takes her [ Madoka’s ] word to the extreme, the word of which has no form of context and is speaking from the equivalent of the naïve Madoka that we see in the first episode. Homura then uses that to justify what she goes on to do during Rebellion, which in turn harms Madoka. when she rips Madoka from herself, I understand it's to avoid the incubators getting to her, and it is very in character, but she still actively harmed Madoka, and went against her wish to save all magical girls [ from becoming witches ] at least, in part.

Her obsessiveness does then leech off and affect everyone else, because she is also friends with them and does care for them. They begin to lose respect and gain upset over Homura, as she is now a girl who has one goal and throws them to the side to achieve this, not attempting to make genuine connections and discarding those which she does have - namely Kyoko in the show. This behaviour affects the other girls in the obvious sense of they die quicker and more frequently as Homura is no longer attempting to intervene; affecting Madoka too, as she ends up getting stressed about her friends not getting along, before then having the trauma of seeing her friends die. [ This is not to put the blame on Homura as it happens regardless, but the point is for everyone else, it will seem like Homura could have helped, even if it was out-with her power.] This will harm Homura as a result, for it will plague her how she treats her friends like this, and will only cause her self-esteem to plummet further than it already has.

Additionally, there are points where she could be argued to be manipulative, which is up to personal judgement, but it is worth noting. Obviously, it would not be from her own awareness or intention, but it is still a plausible outcome of her actions - i.e., the way she speaks to Madoka in the show, almost threatening her before then sobbing over her and acting like she is the most important girl in the world, [2] which, keep in mind, will be weird for Madoka as she barely knows this girl. This isn't to say Homura's actions aren’t understandable, especially in the show, but that doesn't remove the negative impact that they have. Homumado may be cute, and it is cute, especially pre-timeloop, but the reality is, even now, it wouldn't work without years and years of couple therapy.

I also am going to mention kyosaya, as they are also unhealthy, and I know someone may try to bring up how I love them so much in spite of this fact. They are definitely not the most healthy relationship, literally trying to kill each other in a fight in the first episode they met. It is practically impossible to ship characters in this show and have a healthy relationship [ with maybe the exception of madosaya pre-timelooping ]. However, the difference between kyosaya and madohomu is my general issue altogether, which isn't that the ships are unhealthy, but rather the way the fandom treats them in regards to them being such.

Kyosaya is known for being enemies to lovers, its known for being unhealthy and its known for being liked in the theory of "oh this is what they could have been, had they been given more time to understand each other.". It is also an equal relationship, there are no forms of power dynamic between the two, both are equally vulnerable; both hate the other at the start, and respect and care for one another at the end - as seen in rebellion. Even when Kyoko is stronger than Sayaka, that's cancelled out by Sayaka's determination and healing properties.

Homumado, on the other hand, are known for being equally doomed, but in the sense of "Oh Homura will never save Madoka, Madoka will always die, they can never be together.". There is never that acknowledgement that they wouldn't work, even if by some miracle the looping ended. There is simply too much that has happened. The only possible scenario is arguably one in which Madoka stays as Madokami, and Homura stays as the devil, for at least both have equal memories of all that has transpired, but even that has huge issues due to Homura's abandonment issues and obsessiveness toward madoka. There is also, unlike in kyosaya, a large power imbalance, which goes both ways at different points.

In the main show, this is heavy on Homura, as she knows so much about Madoka, she's seen her at her best and worst, and she knows all that will happen. She is also stronger than her, as for the most part Madoka is not a magical girl, and is unable to do anything to prevent her friends’.

Flip that to when Madoka is god however, and she is now the topheavy one, as she is fully aware of everything that has transpired. and Homura is so obsessive. If madoka were anyone else, it could very quickly turn bad with Madoka manipulating Homura's infatuation - which obviously isn't an issue as madoka is so nice, but you get my point.

It is a point though that homura still has power over madoka, especially considering her removal of "Madoka" from "Madokami". She technically has a part madoka all for herself, and has relative power over that for the time being. No one is able to do anything. It’s almost like she’s controlling a doll, except the doll is a piece of madoka she’s refusing to let return to the rest of her.

This is what I mean when I say there is no form of permanent equity between the two, while kyosaya are a yin and yang of give and take, madohomu are simply always off balance. Which is why they're so unhealthy.

Again, that doesn't mean they're not a good ship. That doesn't mean they're not cute, and they don't deserve to be together. It could 10000% work out, just as kyosaya is also toxic but could still work out. My issue isn't with the ship, the writing, or the characters, but rather the disregard to the discussions surrounding it.

To paint Homura as a "cute girl who's a bit obsessed” is a disservice to the complexities of her actions and her humanity, as again, she is a heavily traumatised 14 year old girl. Her actions are realistic, her actions make sense. But her actions aren’t good. This is not a critique on Homura, but a critique of the denial that she has done these bad things. denying as such waters her down and mischaracterizes her. It defeats the point of her as a character.

After all, she is the devil. She’s not intended to be nice.

[1] - "How stupid can you possibly be" - episode 5

[2] - fountain scene, episode 8, where she breaks down in front of madoka

[hurpdurpburps]

Otherside Picnic Manga Yuri Club Special Story 7 English Translation

SPOILER WARNING: Takes place during File 8 - Little Bird in a Box in Vol 2 of the novels.

Written by: Miyazawa Iori

Translated by: @hurpdurpburps

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Chapter 7: Mercedes AMG, The Backseat

Everything about my first time riding in a luxury car was unique, even the sound of the engine, which I found difficult to describe since I knew next to nothing about cars. The first thing that came to my mind was "a high-pitched sound" and I despised myself for how stupid it sounded.

Kozakura was in the driver’s seat behind the wheel. A man from a shady organisation called Migiwa was riding shotgun next to her. DS Labs – Dark Science Research Encouragement Association, I think. The organisation seemed to be conducting research on the Otherside, but its name sounded like a joke.

The man’s appearance was equally suspicious. I would never have trusted him under normal circumstances and would've left without so much as a word if it hadn’t been for Kozakura.

To be frank, I didn't trust him. Unsure of where they were taking us, I squinted at the car’s GPS screen through the gap between the seats in front of me. It seemed like we were heading towards the city centre. While I wasn’t familiar with Tokyo's geography, I could tell that we were driving along a road heading southeast from Shakujii-kouen.

Kozakura and Migiwa were engaged in subdued conversation. The noise of the moving car drowned out their words, making it hard to listen in on them. While I had my suspicions that they were having some sort of secret discussion, whatever snippets I could overhear seemed to be about traffic routes or mutual acquaintances… In short, it didn't seem like they were talking about anything important.

As for Toriko and myself, the conversation died out after we set off, and we simply sat in silence at the back. Toriko’s eyes were staring out the window, lost in thought. The troubled look on her face and downcast eyes made for such a pretty picture that I couldn’t help but stare, but Toriko didn’t seem to notice my gaze.

It seemed like I was the only one who was feeling awkward. I was also the only one being excessively cautious, and the thought made me uneasy. Migiwa appeared to be an old acquaintance of Kozakura’s, so it didn’t seem likely for him to be some sort of cult member, but… Having a distracted Toriko next to me wasn’t very reassuring in the event we were wrong about him.

I knew exactly what was on Toriko’s mind. It was none other than Satsuki Uruma.

Apparently, Satsuki had been a member of DS Labs before she disappeared.

Hearing Toriko beg Migiwa, who she’d just met, to take her to DS Labs made me-

I hated it. It pissed me off. Toriko always turned into an idiot whenever Satsuki-san came into the picture. I couldn’t stand seeing her like this. That was why I couldn’t just leave her to her own devices. That was why I immediately offered to tag along.

Thinking back, it felt surreal. That didn’t seem like something I’d do. At the very least, the old me wouldn’t have done something like that. Just as how I would run away from a shady stranger, I likely would’ve walked away from someone and left them to do as they pleased if I couldn’t stop them from doing something stupid.

… or perhaps not. Was I underestimating myself? I wasn’t sure. But I knew for a fact that I didn't have the capacity to spare a thought for others back in the day.

Either way, the old me didn’t have Toriko around back then. The current me couldn’t just leave Toriko alone, even if she was being stupid. Was this a good thing? Probably. Had I become weak? Probably, yeah.

What am I supposed to do?

It wasn’t as if I could do anything even though I was tagging along. We were simply flailing around together now. I disliked this feeling of helplessness, but I hated not being able to be with Toriko even more...

I wonder what Toriko’s thinking.

There was a look of surprise on her face when I said I was coming with her. I couldn’t help but get annoyed at that, even though it was only natural for her to feel that way when even I had thought that it was out of character for myself.

I even made it clear that I wasn’t interested in Satsuki-san.

I wonder if I’m really just getting in her way. Maybe she’s actually better off without me around?

I shook off the wave of weakness that flashed through my mind for a moment.

Whatever, that’s none of my business.

She didn't tell me not to follow her. After all, it was Toriko who roped me into this mess, even though I had nothing to do with Satsuki-san in the first place. It didn't make sense for her to go at it alone now at this point.

But-

Another wave of weakness came crashing over me again.

Toriko had been acting strange lately, with her mind full of Satsuki-san while being weirdly considerate of me.

Even today, she’d been saying all sorts of awful things, like what would happen if she disappeared, or fretting about what would happen to me if I was left alone.

I stared at the side of Toriko's face. I’d been looking at her for a while now, but she hadn't noticed at all. Usually she was a bit more intuitive at sensing things like that.

This denseness pisses me the hell off.

I felt the weakness that had filled my mind being replaced by anger.

I get it already. If that's how you’re gonna be, then that’s fine by me. I’ll just stay mad at you for however long that you’re being stupid, Toriko. As long as I do that, I'm sure I'll--

"What's wrong?" Toriko suddenly looked in my direction, and all thoughts flew away from my mind.

"Huh? Wha- what?"

"You looked like you wanted to say something."

"Nah… It’s nothing."

"Okay." Toriko gave a slight nod, and then returned her gaze to beyond the window as she had been before.

And with that, all my emotions dispersed in an instant. As I was left in limbo not knowing what to do with myself again, the car continued on its journey somewhere, carrying me within it.

TL Notes

General note: I adopted a more 'literary' prose style to match the tone of the novels. Hence, the translation in this series will be significantly more liberal than my usual analytical posts. Feel free to ask me anything. Feedback regarding translation accuracy is also welcome.

I literally have no words lol. Goddamn Sorawo being vindicative and petty af for literally 1,000 words. What a gay lass.

List of Yuri Club's Otherside Picnic Short Stories [my translations]:

1. Shinjuku, The First Meet-Up (新宿、初めての待ち合わせ)

2. Hasshaku-sama Epilogue (八尺様エピローグ)

3. Ochanomizu, The First Afterparty (お茶の水、初めての打ち上げ)

4. Ikebukuro, Cafe Meal For One (池袋、ひとりカフェ飯)

5. Naha, After The Big Job (那覇、大仕事の後)

6. Ishigaki Island, A Dazed Vacation (石垣島、呆然のリゾート)

7. Mercedes AMG, The Backseat (メルセデスAMG、後部座席)

8. Otherworldly Elevator, On The Way Back (異世界エレベーター、帰路)

9. Kozakura Mansion, Pizza Party (小桜屋敷、ピザパーティー)

10. Ikebukuro Bookstore, Meet Up (池袋の書店、待ち合わせ)

11. Hannou, In The Car From The Station (飯能、駅からの車中)

12. TBD

[rindouheart]

Thank you for the rules link!! So I was wondering about headcanons (or whatever you want tbh) about Reo falling for a reader that doesn't even give him the time of the day lol like reader thinks he's a standard rich boy, you know? So they avoid him at first until Reo manages to win them over. Take all the time you need of course, and thank you if you accept my request!! 💕

REO MIKAGE with a s/o that avoids him 🌿

content. fluffy hc about our fav rich boy + g/n reader!

author’s note. hi love! tysm for requesting, i hope you like this mix between hcs and a drabble, i’ve enjoyed writing them + reo is so cute i can’t.

reo mikage is a rich boy. everyone knows it.

also if he’s not that “rich kid” who just flexes around how much money he has, you’ve always been quite suspicious about his behaviour.

obviously, reo is handsome, smart and also good ad football, basic characteristics of any wealthy boy.

your friends always told you that his future is already planned: reo will be the ceo of his family’s business, he will marry someone rich and he will live the life that everyone dreams.

a lot of people in your school crush on him, for real: reo is friendly, slefless and “fun to be around”, as many students say.

honestly, you’ve never spent so much time with him, just the plain small talk when you were forced to. you aren’t really interested in getting on well with him, but still, being polite is always a good thing.

until he started to try to talk to you more frequently.

“omg, i think he might like you!” these are your best friend’s words every time reo gets near you. “you should give him a chance, for real” and then you just shrug it off.

“hey, y/n, i was wondering if we could work together for the chemistry project that was assigned today” reo is always smiling. always.

“i’m sorry, yuri asked me to do it with her just about ten minutes ago” you answer, lying. you aren’t interested in going to his enormous house or in inviting him to your modest apartament.

“oh, sorry for bothering you, i’ll ask someone else then, have a nice day!” he didn’t seem too in the beginning.

“nagi, why are they avoiding me?”

he is determined to get to you, also if you reject him.

reo doesn’t know why he got so interested in you: it was probably because you’re the only one who tries to “escape” from him, and he isn’t able to find an answer.

he is quite stubborn, so if he wants something, he will do everything he can to get it.

he wants to know you. he wants to understand why you’re behaving like that when he’s around. he wants to know stupid stuff about you, like your favourite film or food. he likes you, a lot, but it seems that you don’t like him.

you’ve noticed that, recently, reo has been around you more often than usual.

paired with that, your friends have already created a ship name for you and reo.

why does he want to talk to me so much? shouldn’t he be interested in talking with other high-class students?

it has been three weeks since reo started to be around you more than required, but now you want to know why he’s doing that.

so, when he’s walking behind you, you suddenly turn and ask “reo, why do you keep following me everywhere? it’s quite annoying”

reo’s face says all: he’s astonished. he wasn’t expecting this.

“i’m really sorry, i just wanted to get to know you more”

you blink. why does he want to?

“listen, i know that i might look like the standard rich boy who is nice to everyone just because i want to be appreciated, but i really want to get to know you”

you just stand there, crossing your arms.

“please, give me just one chance. i’d like to try to change your opinion on me” he asks.

“okay, show me”

and then something *clicks*

also if it felt weird at first, reo always offers to carry your gym bag because “it’s heavy, i don’t want you to get tired”

small acts of service that make your heart melt.

he’s not treating you like a deity, he’s just doing what he’s good at besides football, being caring.

“i took an extra water bottle for you at the vending machines, it’s quite hot today, so don’t get dehydrated during lessons”

reo remembers everything about you. you’ve had a test this morning? he’ll ask you how it went and, if you said you might have failed it, he will reassure you.

he cares a lot about your mental and physical health. being an athlete has taught him a lot of things about that.

congrats! you now are the main gossip topic at school.

actually, you begin to appreciate reo more. he’s definitely not the type of person you were expecting.

he’s caring and sweet by nature, not because he’s rich and wants to be loved by everyone.

you now tend to open up with him more, and he’s very happy about that. reo is aware that you trust him much more than your first meetings.

“you know, i’m glad that you accepted to give me a chance”

you smile, “actually, i quite like you to be honest. i thought you were just a mere rich teenager who only thought of himself” you confess “that’s why i used to stay far away from you”

“you just ‘quite like’ me? i don’t believe you” he smiles back and laughs at your words. “however, i’m happy that you’ve changed opinion about me. i was curious to get to know you, but you always escaped in some way”.

“i like you, reo”

“oh, i see… so, would you like to get a coffee in a fancy place after school?” he asks, hoping for your positive answer.

“i’d love that” 🫶🏻

@rindouheart ‘s headcanons — 01122023

[internals1ut]

The tops walking in while their partner is "pleasuring" themselves

18+ / nsfw /minors gtfo

Jin - He probably stumbled it on Tohma all because he couldn't find him then when he did it was in his room with his hands in his pants. Jin proceeds to tell Tohma what he needs and it's like an unspeakable agreement to never speak on it. Anyone else? Same concept except he will actually slyly mention it.

Lucas - He stumbled on Kaito with his pillow one time and the poor boy became absolutely flustered. He apologized and walked out . He will go to his room and pleasure himself to the sight he saw, unless he is invited to join Kaito

Mido - He walked in on Leo on his "special" live stream. Everyone seems to enjoy the idea of having Mido join the love, but Mido refuses to show his face on camera due to the "rumours" on him and he leaves Leo to it.

Sho - The same as Mido, he walked in on Leo when he was doing his live, and the people spent a lot to let Sho join. But unlike Mido, Sho actually joins and will show the people on live just how much of a bed freak Leo is..... Then he gets 10% of the cut of the cash. One time he almost walked in on Subaru when he was delivering the food, since he knows better than to barge into other dorms rooms out of nowhere, he did knock but he did hear sounds coming from Subaru's room so it wasn't no secret.

Towa - It was honestly a surprise when he walked in on Haru pleasuring himself. He then gets up to Haru and rubs himself on Haru's crotch to get heated before he and Haru help each other out.

Ren - Peekaboo woke up and Ren went to look for Haru because it seems like he didn't come right away even though there was a baby monitor? He walked into the room and saw Haru with Towa - he had a hard time facing those two after that.

Taiga - He lost too many times and ran out of money so he went to go find Romeo only to find him in the office, head on the desk and was so frustrated that he was pleasing himself. He stood there for a good minute before he called for Romeo. He got the money, and even helped Romeo calm down, what a win win for the two of them ~

Haku - He didn't mean to, it was the one time he didn't knock and he entered into Subaru's room to offer tea but saw Subaru's clothes on the ground and was under his blankets....... But Haku isn't dumb, he just smiled and asked his question about wanting tea before he exited the room and sighed softly with his face in his hands.

Zenji - He floated in at the wrong time, made eye contact, then left.

Rui - Edward left his coffin up, it wasn't the first time he saw Edward naked, stupid vampire even offered to let him touch it - Ashamed that Rui was more focused on the mess than Edward's needy dick.

Lyca - He wanted to visit Subaru since he was told he could come visit. He didn't get too far since he could smell that something was happening in that room so he just yelled for Subaru until he came out with his clothes messy from trying to hurry them back on..... Poor Subaru isn't able to finish.

Jiro - Yuri was late so he went to check on him. Only to find him without his clothes and his hands between his legs. "I am heating up! I am unwell"! Yuri will yell. "... But I thought you said you were too good of a doctor to get ill". Plus Jiro knows, he just isn't going to point it out.

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

Very stupid and wip Fantasy AU

That I have no idea where it'll go. Blame @sofasoap @siilvan and @nrdmssgs , thank you

SO, I posted this the other day

From left to right: tiefling Zhar (Ol'kha most likely, we want to use fantasy names), 3/4 elf Riot (Calliara), human Mini (Freya?), elf Petra (still undecided? can't remember)

And the tiefling's goat, of course. Sebastian. Teehee

So, me being me, I had to make the others you know.

So we have Captain of the Guard John Price, real name unknown, who is a fucking green dragon

Please kudos to @bluegiragi because it's her awesome monster AU that gave me part of this brainrot

Then we have Price's second in command, Ghost. He doesn't know his real name, or where he comes from.

Who is fucking enormous, strong and scarred. Price found him fresh from digging out of his grave in a battlefield, seriously injured and amnesic. They're not sure what he is, but Price reckons that he is half human, 1/4 elf and 1/4 orc most likely. Moody, stern and stoic (duh) his only loyalty is to Price and to the peeople that he considers his new family

And yes, him and Calliara (ranger/scout with a couple of bard levels) are still as stupid and awkward.

Speaking of family, here's two of them.

Adventurer/rogue/undisclosed (Soap) - still trying to find a good name for him. Might just keep Soap, dunno. In this universe he's still Mini's brother, but I'm considering making him a tiefling, as human parents can birth tieflings. Thoughts?

And Gaz. 'Just Gaz'. Wizards and sorcerers keep their birth names secret, because knowing the real full name of a magician is like knowing the real name of a demon. It granted you the full power over them. So, 'just Gaz'.

Then, of course, we get Nikolai. Half orc, dashing rogue and scoundrel, old pal of Price, and head over heels for a certain oblivious tiefling.

Then, the forbidden romance between a half drow half human mercenary and a elven noble alchemist/herbalist (seriously @siilvan wtf)

(Disclaimer: He's supposed to be OG Yuri but I don't have his model so it's... a fake <_< ).

And last but not least, another kind of doomed romance in the long term... (seriously @sofasoap wtf)

Elf assassin/expensive mercenary Emiel (Elian) and human minstrel/healer Mini (Freya?).

[i-love-your-mom-kys5snwj]

Helluva Boss Season 2: Apology Tour SPOILERS ⚠️❗

(TW!: OPINION AND BAD ENGLISH)

...

I'm so tired of that bird.

I can't stand his victimizing ass anymore, seriously.

"I don't look down on you, How many times do I?, When have I ever? 🥺🥺"

Bro you literally called him "tty bitty little imp's like you😇" LIKE BRO.?

"You speak just like that vile Striker friend of yours.The one who tried to kill me and you couldn't be bothered to come help me"

OMG, was it because Blitz was busy taking care of his daughter like a normal father would? 😱

Something that Stolas should also do with his daughter, instead of being in his "heartbreak story 🥺🥺🥺🥺"

I can't stand it anymore, I want that bird dead now 💀

Honestly, the episode should have focused more on Verosika than on Stolas (this series always let women belittled and without as much focus ☹️)

I liked Verosika in this episode, and her conversation with Blitz (should have lasted longer than the whole stupid conversation between Blitz and Stolas) And I'm glad to see her throwing a party for the people Blitz hurt, I think it's sweet (But I really feel that this will be her last appearance and we will have to wait a long time to see her again 💀)

I also think that the episode gave emotional development to Blitz and I think that's good 🧍

Now I'll throw shit at Vivzie

Literally first you say that Stolas and Blitz are equally to blame for their relationship, but the entire episode is making Stolas out to be someone who has done nothing wrong, and Blitz being a monster.

And the Blitz hate merch... How the hell do you want us to see that Stolas is also wrong if literally even in the merch they show us Blitz as a son of a bitch who deserves to die? 💀

(and I don't give a shit about that guy who kissed Stolas, I bet he'll just show up there and it won't be anything important)

And the Yuri, that was one of the good things about the episode 🦾

(I would talk more about how I hate Stolas more than usual but I'm tired and I'm sick so that will be for another time ☹️😷)

The good thing is that I won't have this series frustrating its fandom until October 🦾, although there are the promised shorts after this episode but as long as it's not from Stolas (or Stolitz) it's all good 👍

But I really want to see Octavia telling Stolas that he is shit, please 🙏

(nothing to do with Helluva Boss or the episode but If I dare maybe I will share my Vaggie theories/au's? 🦾😋)