Transformers Energy fluid AU
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Original taste au is by @callsign-relic
There's alot of stuff over transformers loving the taste of humans, from the sweat of their skin and arousal and this got me thing and I went down a rabbit hole of transformers transfluid taste like Energy drinks. And humans can't get enough of it,
Imagine you're going down on your favourite bot and getting a mouthful, and instead of it tasting God awful, you're just there like. 'Why does that taste like monster Mango loco?' The bots don't really take much notice to it until they realise their partner seems alot more interested in oral with them.
And on that thought, imagine both sides of it, humans tasting amazing to Cybertronians and vice versa.
With that out of the way I present to you my chart of what I believe different bots taste like.
Bulkhead: monster ultra paradise
Megatron: monster Zero Ultra
Rodimus: Ultra peachy keen
Ironhide: monster mule (ginger brew)
Ratchet: Mother Original
Ultra Magnus: monster Zero sugar
Tailgate: monster punch mango loco
Cyclonus: mother Lava guava
Drift, Rung: monster Ultra Gold
Optimus prime, Breakdown: Blue V
Starscream: monster Juiced Khaotic
Pharma: monster Juiced Monarch
Bumblebee: Mother Passion
Prowl: monster Juiced Pipeline punch
Knockout: monster ultra strawberry dreams
Whirl: Mother Epic swell
Swerve: V raspberry lemonade
Soundwave: mother original, zero sugar
Shockwave, Tarn: Mother frosty berry
First-aid: V original
Brainstorm: mother Rainbow Sherbee
Skids: red bull
Mirage: Rockstar Jucied El mango
Perceptor: Rockstar Recovery
Red alert: rockstar Refresh summer fruits
Thundercracker, astrotrain: Rockstar Punched
Thunderclash: rockstar original
Getaway: C4 original
Arcee: Mother Razzle berry
Blitzing: monster ultra violet
Jazz: rockstar Silver Ice
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk and enjoy, use how you wish.
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what i think each Hermit's favourite Monster flavour would be (purely indulgent so i can combine my hyperfixations)
Bdubs: Ultra Peachy Keen
Cub: Java Salted Caramel
Doc: Invented his own flavour by mixing Ultra White, Ultra Black, Juiced Bad Apple, and liquid Nitrogen
Etho: Super Cola (he specially imports it)
False: Ultra Mango Loco
Gem: Mixxd Punch
Scar: Zero Sugar Original (but he often steals Grian's Pacific Punch because he actually prefers the taste but refuses to buy it himself (too much sugar))
Grian: Pacific Punch
Hypno: Redbull and he will defend it until he dies
Jevin: Juiced Mango Loco
Impulse: Nitro
Iskall: Reserve Orange Creamsicle
Joe: Ultra Fiesta Mango
Keralis: Reserve White Pineapple
Mumbo: Original
Pearl: Juiced Aussie Lemonade
Ren: Ultra Paradise
Skizz: Drinks whatever his friends get
Joel: Juiced Monarch
Stress: Ultra Rosa
Tango: The Doctor
Beef: Ultra Gold Pineapple
Wels: Ultra White
xB: Assault
Xisuma: Doesn't do energy drinks
Zedaph: Buys something different every time
Cleo: Juiced Bad Apple
feel free to add on :) i'm Europe-based so don't get a lot of the odd flavours that you Americans get hehe
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MONSTER CAN COLLECTION LIST
-Bad Apple
-Pipeline Punch
-Pacific Punch
-Lewis Hamilton (special edition)
-Ultra Black
-Orange Dreamsicle
-Mango Loco
-Khaotic
-MXXD
-Ultra Strawberry dreams
-Original
-Nitro
-White pineapple
-Ultra rosa
-Ultra golden pineapple
-Aussie Lemonade
-Ultra peachy keen
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the monster (energy) series
currently writing a series of fan fics, with multiple characters, in multiple scenarios. The series will focus on smut, and every chapter will be its own story. You can read in any order!
each chapter is named after a zero sugar monster energy drink. from zero ultra (white can) to peachy keen (peach can). each have their own warnings and tags, so please be advised. may be updated out of order, so keep checking back for updates
this is an 18+ series, each exist as one shots. some may or may not heighten your baby fever. <3
- d
zero ultra - kotaro bokuto
ultra paradise - roronoa zoro
ultra fiesta - satoru gojo
ultra rose - ryomen sukuna
ultra sunrise - katsuki bakugo
ultra violet - jotaro kujo
ultra gold - vash the stampede
ultra watermelon - arataki itto
ultra blue - aki hayakawa
ultra red - keigo takami (hawks)
ultra peachy keen - atsumu miya
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