#monster ultra peachy keen

[hjonko]

EYESTRAIN WARNING: THIS BITCH IS BRIGHT‼️‼️‼️

TAKE THIS SHARK AS A BREAKER BEFORE YOU CONTINUE TRAVELLER‼️‼️‼️

Okay anyways, I finished the Scenemo Steven piece 😋😋😋

I honestly just felt like doing this because hes silly billy and if his ass was on tumblr he for sure woulda been one of those “rawr XD” mfers

I LOVE THIS FAT BOY RAHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[klaipeda-witness]

Now this won't hurt a bit, go on and feel what it's like to become a 500ml can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra Peachy Keen™

Credit to @lifeofcar for the idea of using this scene

[house-of-slayterr]

Yall I just mixed peach monster with white grape juice….

CRACK

Mother fucking god damn crack! Certified hood classic! I’m never drinking it normally again 😂

[doublesidedgemini]

by the way I have spotted a PINK can of monster ultra, a new strawberry flavor 💗💕💗

I haven’t tried it yet but it looks really cute, the next time I see it I’m def gonna buy :)

[scungledfiles]

[doppelganger-ana]

I found another monster energy drink also peach flavoured. It has 10 calories which is way less than the other peach drink && this one tastes like liquid fuzzy peaches. 😭

[crowboy-bebop]

my fellow americans......large canned beverages. 99 cents arizona tea. zero ultra monster energy. the big lime-a-ritas i can get at my local beer and wine store because they don't contain any tequila whatsoever. these are the things that hold our nation together.

[regretfully-orpheus]

MONSTER REVIEW 2: GO!!!

[trieditathome]

i think my biggest accomplishment right now is that i’ve tried every single monster currently available in the us

[lucithecrow]

We have a bit til we need to leave so I'm just sitting on the windowsill with a monster all bad bitch style

[tinydefector]

Transformers Energy fluid AU

Request are open

Original taste au is by @callsign-relic

There's alot of stuff over transformers loving the taste of humans, from the sweat of their skin and arousal and this got me thing and I went down a rabbit hole of transformers transfluid taste like Energy drinks. And humans can't get enough of it,

Imagine you're going down on your favourite bot and getting a mouthful, and instead of it tasting God awful, you're just there like. 'Why does that taste like monster Mango loco?' The bots don't really take much notice to it until they realise their partner seems alot more interested in oral with them.

And on that thought, imagine both sides of it, humans tasting amazing to Cybertronians and vice versa.

With that out of the way I present to you my chart of what I believe different bots taste like.

Bulkhead: monster ultra paradise

Megatron: monster Zero Ultra

Rodimus: Ultra peachy keen

Ironhide: monster mule (ginger brew)

Ratchet: Mother Original

Ultra Magnus: monster Zero sugar

Tailgate: monster punch mango loco

Cyclonus: mother Lava guava

Drift, Rung: monster Ultra Gold

Optimus prime, Breakdown: Blue V

Starscream: monster Juiced Khaotic

Pharma: monster Juiced Monarch

Bumblebee: Mother Passion

Prowl: monster Juiced Pipeline punch

Knockout: monster ultra strawberry dreams

Whirl: Mother Epic swell

Swerve: V raspberry lemonade

Soundwave: mother original, zero sugar

Shockwave, Tarn: Mother frosty berry

First-aid: V original

Brainstorm: mother Rainbow Sherbee

Skids: red bull

Mirage: Rockstar Jucied El mango

Perceptor: Rockstar Recovery

Red alert: rockstar Refresh summer fruits

Thundercracker, astrotrain: Rockstar Punched

Thunderclash: rockstar original

Getaway: C4 original

Arcee: Mother Razzle berry

Blitzwing: monster ultra violet

Jazz: rockstar Silver Ice

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk and enjoy, use how you wish.

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[chipperchemical]

what i think each Hermit's favourite Monster flavour would be (purely indulgent so i can combine my hyperfixations)

Bdubs: Ultra Peachy Keen

Cub: Java Salted Caramel

Doc: Invented his own flavour by mixing Ultra White, Ultra Black, Juiced Bad Apple, and liquid Nitrogen

Etho: Super Cola (he specially imports it)

False: Ultra Mango Loco

Gem: Mixxd Punch

Scar: Zero Sugar Original (but he often steals Grian's Pacific Punch because he actually prefers the taste but refuses to buy it himself (too much sugar))

Grian: Pacific Punch

Hypno: Redbull and he will defend it until he dies

Jevin: Juiced Mango Loco

Impulse: Nitro

Iskall: Reserve Orange Creamsicle

Joe: Ultra Fiesta Mango

Keralis: Reserve White Pineapple

Mumbo: Original

Pearl: Juiced Aussie Lemonade

Ren: Ultra Paradise

Skizz: Drinks whatever his friends get

Joel: Juiced Monarch

Stress: Ultra Rosa

Tango: The Doctor

Beef: Ultra Gold Pineapple

Wels: Ultra White

xB: Assault

Xisuma: Doesn't do energy drinks

Zedaph: Buys something different every time

Cleo: Juiced Bad Apple

feel free to add on :) i'm Europe-based so don't get a lot of the odd flavours that you Americans get hehe

[goblinbugthing]

nah bc why is this the best writing environment ive been in in months tf

anyone care to tell me why the comic sans trick actually fucking works

[alyxdefoisnthere]

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MONSTER CAN COLLECTION LIST

-Bad Apple

-Pipeline Punch

-Pacific Punch

-Lewis Hamilton (special edition)

-Ultra Black

-Orange Dreamsicle

-Mango Loco

-Khaotic

-MXXD

-Ultra Strawberry dreams

-Original

-Nitro

-White pineapple

-Ultra rosa

-Ultra golden pineapple

-Aussie Lemonade

-Ultra peachy keen

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My name is Alyx Danielle GH (not giving yall my full name lmfao), I go by Danielle both here and IRL. I dont like the name Alyx because I associate it with the trauma I went through as a young child and I hate the fact my PRICK OF A DAD chose that name. My dad is not a very nice parent, he told me I would be a druggie, alchie (alchoholic) and a slag by the time im 16, yeeeaahhh....real nice parenting. Im genderfluid, presenting as female, bisexual, my birthday is January 28th 2010 making me 14. I was born in a small city here in England and I am 3/4 Irish. I like to draw, read (I reccommend strangeways) and bake, I suffer with physical and mental health problems including Anxiety, ASD and ADHD. I dont like fakes, homphobes pedos, bigots, racists etc, so if youre any of these...BACK OFF OF MY SILLY AHH RP BLOG

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[oopsarboreal]

Now that I was thinking, what is Taurice's favourite Monster Energy's flavor?

Ultra zero sugar peachy keen!

[cryptidkisserrr]

RIP Lisa Swallows. You would have loved ultra peachy keen monster energy😔