#monologized

[faerie-fang]

naruto’s cats omg guys don’t stareee

[fireflysugarpie]

I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)

why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!

and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.

And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!

And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!

[tiger-grace]

Jason: everything I wish to or not to occur is inevitable

Cass: what

Jason: the illusion of events happening is limitless. in the grand scheme of the multiverse everything that could possibly happen to me will in some shape or form

Duke: his favorite string cheese brand got canceled and people are voting to bring it back or not

Jason: the folds of reality and choice allow endlessness. what does it matter at all if the vacuum that is inevitability consumes us in the end?

Tim: holy shit dude just ask bruce to buy it back for you

[mimopeaches]

Peeta: She's amazing and has no idea the effect she has on people. Everyone loves her.

Katniss: this bitch is insulting me

[invadergrabass]

"Before you do anything stupid, consider all it'd take is a snap of my fingers to have the best Zim this side of the multiverse take care of any problems you're considering making for me right now."

[sunnydayaoe]

Wahh. thinking about geno and sans, and. error and sans' relationship. specifically the classic ajesent sans in geno's timeline.

[ulvafdillah]

Menikahlah dengan ia yang tidak hanya mampu mendengar cerita-ceritamu, namun juga mampu memberi respon positif atas apa yang kamu kisahkan.

Menikahlah dengan ia yang tidak hanya mampu menemani dirimu, namun juga paham dan mampu terkait apa yang kamu butuhkan saat itu.

Menikahlah dengan ia yang telah selesai dengan dirinya, dengan kesenangannya. Sehingga tanpa kamu minta pun, ia sudah paham dan tahu bahwa kamu adalah tanggung jawabnya, prioritasnya.

Menikahlah dengan ia yang mampu melihat keletihan-keletihan dari sudut matamu, yang paham perihal lelahmu meski hanya lewat embusan napas. Sehingga tanpa kau minta, ia menjadi lebih peka untuk mengulurkan bantuan.

Menikahlah dengan ia yang ketika kakinya melangkah memasuki pintu rumah, semua urusan yang ia miliki di luar sana, ia tanggalkan di depan pintu.

Menikahlah dengan ia yang banyak bercerita. Dengan dia yang lebih senang bercengkrama denganmu dibanding dengan rekan sejawatnya, dibanding dengan ponsel miliknya.

Karena seumur hidup itu sangat panjang, begitu lama. Maka kau perlu dibersamai dengan seseorang yang paham dan mengerti caranya membangun kehangatan rumah tangga.

Sepanjang usia itu terlalu jauh. Maka kamu perlu menemukan pasangan yang tidak hanya hangat di luar rumah, saat orang-orang melihat dengan mata kepala mereka, namun juga hangat di dalam rumah. Ketika kamu dan dia hanya berdua.

Sebab berbuat baik di depan khalayak ramai adalah mudah. Namun tetap keukeh dengan sikap yang sama adalah kesulitan yang tidak semua orang bisa.

Maka menikahlah. Dengan dia yang tidak hanya mampu memelukmu kala kau sedih dan terjatuh. Namun menikahlah dengan dia yang paham dan mampu menenangkan risaumu.

Karena menikah adalah pengorbanan. Maka menikahlah dengan ia yang rela menanggalkan segala senangnya, demi menyenangkanmu.

10.13 p.m || 06 Maret 2024

[katblaze]

npmd sketches

[lowpolybread]

“We needed a safe place, and your mom had one waiting. Pretty lucky we happened to be in the right city for it.” “Luck or fate?”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1x04: I Plunge to My Death

[raddestrose]

I saw this on Twitter and had the chance to do this



[slayerchick303]

No one but Alex Song-Xia could have played Conscience. Their performance as Conrad was flawless.

I hope to see them on future D20 seasons because they're great.

[nastiiuu]

Wedding Speech

[austinslounge]

💫Throwback - I still can't believe it's now been over 2 years since Austin hosted SNL 😭😩 (December 17, 2022)

[connectionterminated13]

Michael hates his relationship with Jeremy because he can no longer go on long sad monologs. How is he supposed to rant to himself in the mirror that he is a beastly creature undeserving of love that will die alone in a horrible blaze of glory when he's got a loving partner?!

[refractaling]

a whole head full of people, but not a single coherent thought is being had right now

[noodlenogginsnogginofnoodles]

i hate how like, twirling your hair is apparently like a way of showing your attracted to someone

like, bitch? no! i'm just stimming

i can't even come close to comprehending this thing you mere mortals with your feeble minds call "romance", let alone experience it