#modern mills

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: Be careful!

Emma, looking back while running: What?

Emma: *runs into wall*

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[creativesplat]

some modern au designs for Byleth's outfits!

[thesaurushouseofdesign]

Banyan Residence & Guest house, Carmel-by-the-Sea, California,

Designed by Mark Mills in 1951

[hitchell-mope]

Emma: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my husband, I’ll kill you. Sorry, that sounded like a joke. I will ACTUALLY kill you.

[r4rw1ngd1n0]

random oc’s I’ve made recently

-Lexis Mills is a 20 year old criminologist who’s tracking down the murderer of her family. She travels around the world finding filed documents that are related to multiple events similar to the one that happened to her. I have a short story I’ll post here sooner or later. /RANDOM OC

-Catalina Karja (also CK Devil) is a 35 year old soldier who served in the army. She then later joined the Las Almas cartel when she met Valeria Garza in war. She and Val are married (cuz I said so) and she owns a casino/strip club in Las Almas (her and Val go there every weekend 😏😏) She’s got a record for a few war crimes (cannibalism and shit) but she later got accepted in TF141 due to her brother. She covers for Valeria so her wife doesn��t get in shit. /COD OC

-Romeo Karja is a 32 year old man in TF141. He’s the younger brother of Catalina, and so on. Not much info for him yet, but I’ll make a post when yes. /COD OC

-Delia Karja is the 32 year old twin of Romeo. She joined at the same time as him in TF141. She sadly got shot and killed during a mission out on the snow mountains. Not much info yet but will come shortly. /COD OC

[manchblack]

whenever people talk about shows that they wish would've come out now instead of when they did, once upon a time is always on the top of my list. not because i want it to be better written but because the fandom would be batshit insane and it would be SO funny

[rambleonwaywardson]

In honor of the Olympics, I've finally posted the Clegan Olympics AU on AO3

FYI: I'm posting it as one work, but the chapters are in the order that I wrote them on Tumblr. So some are out of order (i.e. Opening Ceremonies is chapter 10 when obviously it should have been at the beginning). I originally envisioned this AU as a set of one-shots, but they ended up taking on an actual sort of plot and now it's all kinda weird but it's fine.

Thank you to everyone who has read and supported this AU! More to come!

[pxparkerr]

gun

Moon Knight (2018)

[mistresslrigtar]

Chapter Thirteen - I Was Made for Lovin’ You

Hot off the presses! Read all about it!

Disgruntled Bandmate Threatens to Fly the Coop!

Have I got the goods for you this week! Things certainly seem to be heating up where our favorite lovebirds, Gaepora and Kondo are concerned. One would have thought after the sordid Lurelin affair they’d be flying under the radar, but the latest scoop will have the eyebrows of our more conservative readers raising well past their receding hairlines.

This reporter stumbled across Kondo’s roommate and good friend, Daruk Ishida this past weekend, and the drummer spilled the beans! Apparently, Kondo asked him to vacate their shared apartment so he could bang out some hits! And I don’t mean on his guitar!

When asked to elaborate further, Ishida said, ‘I’m happy to do whatever it takes to help the little guy out.’ Well, help him out he did! Our own eye in the sky, Penn, spotted the couple touring the castle on Saturday and said they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. At least, I hope the stunning auburn-haired beauty locking lips with Kondo in the grainy photo Penn was able to capture is Gaepora.

Hyrule Warriors absentee lead singer, Revali Drake was quick to share his opinion by stating, ‘that pigeon chested bustard has never been able to keep his cloacal kiss in his pants’. Strong words from the disgruntled bandmate, who also informed this reporter he’s in serious talks with a rival record label to go solo. ‘Let’s just say, my days with that crap band are coming to an end.’

Unfortunately, Kondo’s lips are still sealed by that pesky gag order, so we may never know his opinion on these matters. But one thing is for certain, as far as Drake is concerned, Kondo’s goose is cooked.

Traysi’s Recommendation: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Weekly updates on Sunday!

Love is Forever is a twenty chapter story (all chapters are complete!)

Chapters One - Twelve are available on AO3. This story is rated E and contains adult content.

This week’s song is a cover of KISS’ hit I Was Made for Lovin’ You by YUNGBLUD

[annoying--moth]

Rewatching ouat and just got to the episode where Cora dies, and her reaction after her heart gets put back in made me think... What if she got her heart put back in but didn't die? She says to Regina "You would have been enough" so could we have gotten a potential Cora redemption arc where she tries to become a better mother? I think she would've been really interesting as a permanent character, especially once Zelena came along. (No idea what would've happened to Rumple, but I feel like he could've found a way to stick around. Or maybe he'd just die idk)

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: I'm visiting wine country tomorrow.

Snow: *gasps* I want to go!

Regina: No, Snow, that's just what Emma calls lying on the trampoline in the backyard drinking chardonnay.

Snow: Oh.

[victoriously-regal]

Zelena: Regina likes to say you can either be part of the problem, or part of the solution.

Zelena: But I happen to believe that you can be both.

[creativesplat]

Timerra from the Flora Mill Street modern au

[catofadifferentcolor]

Terrible Fic Idea #89: House, but make it Once Upon A Time

My dash has inexplicably been filled by House lately, leading me to rewatch the entire first season - which in turn naturally led me to think: how could I shoehorn a crossover with Once Upon A Time into this?

Or: What if Allison Cameron was replaced in the House lineup with OAUT's Emma Swan?

Just imagine it:

Following her stint in juvie, Emma Swan radically turns her life around. She gets her GED, goes to college and medical school, and lands herself a job at Princeton-Plainsboro on Dr. House's diagnostic team. She remains sharp and prickly and hesitant to trust others - less the moral center Jennifer Morrison's character was intended to be and more a House-in-the-making, though less willing to lie to patients or causally break the law to get a diagnosis.

Then early season two Henry appears on scene, casually walking into the conference room while Emma and the others are researching a case and declares himself to be her son. (For maximum impact, this should be during "Daddy's Boy," but definitely before "Hunting" and Cameron's HIV scare.)

This naturally causes some consternation, and after Emma takes Henry back home she's compelled to stay in Storybrooke and become part of the hospital staff there.

Canon proceeds more or less apace in for both series until the end of OUTA 3A, "Going Home". At that point instead of Emma and Henry starting a new life in NYC after leaving Storybrooke, they "return" to NJ. Emma takes up her old position on House's team-

-but for some reason the magic doesn't work quite as it's supposed to on House. Maybe all the Vicodin makes it easier for him to determine when his mind is playing tricks on him, or maybe he's just observant enough to catch all the little contradictions that magic would otherwise smooth over to make things seem normal.

House, naturally, treats it as just another puzzle and spends the better part of a year trying to figure it out.

He's not gotten as far as he'd like (but closer than anyone in from the Enchanted Forest might hope) when Hook shows up a la "New York City Serenade" to bring Emma back to Storybrooke. Emma, naturally, is having none of it, but House is just more intrigued, so he cuts a deal with Hook to have him admitted as their latest case in exchange for finding out the truth.

What follows is a typical House differential - only instead of doing a differential on Hook's "symptoms" House writes up all of the small contradictions and curiosities regarding Emma and her background he's picked up over the years. None of it screams fairy tale princess stranded in a world without magic, but it's definitely suggestive of something - the end result of which is a massive group road trip up to Maine to "search Hook's home", but ends up with Emma regaining her memories.

Emma remains in Storybrooke, ends up taking over the hospital there, and preferably avoids all the mess of OUAT seasons 5-7. The others return to Princeton-Plainsboro, preferably avoiding all the mess House's later seasons became. Everyone lives - if not happily ever after, then at least as the best versions of themselves.

...that's really all I have: the two major scenes of Henry appearing at Princeton-Plainsboro instead of Emma's apartment on her birthday, and Hook doing the same years later to bring her back to Storybrooke. I'm sure it can be padded out significantly, but my mind has latched on to these two scenes and won't let them go.

Bonuses include:

As I absolutely adore the relationship between Emma and Hook, keep the focus there. Her previous relationship with Neal should not be idealized at all - he was an adult, she was a kid, he took advantage of her and let her take the fall for his crimes - and this should be made clear. In no way should Snow and Charming's baby be named after Henry's birth father;

Relatedly, there should be a lot of focus on family - both of blood and by choice - and the idea that true love doesn't have to be romantic love, as is made abundantly clear in the OUAT S1 finale;

All the parallels between Belle and Rumplestiltskin's relationship and that between Chase and House. Dealer's choice on the exact nature of the latter, but I find myself wanting a happy ending for a gay couple in the "real world", so make of that what you will. (And if this skips House's weird obsession with his ex in S2 all the better.)

It's shorter than I usually have, but neither of these have ever been major obsessions for me - I mainly just want to see a cross fertilization of characters, even if its just to bring those two scenes to life. As always, feel free to adopt, just link back if you do anything with it.

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[memoirsofasim]

Kitchen and second living area.