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Chapter Thirteen - I Was Made for Lovin’ You

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Disgruntled Bandmate Threatens to Fly the Coop!

Have I got the goods for you this week! Things certainly seem to be heating up where our favorite lovebirds, Gaepora and Kondo are concerned. One would have thought after the sordid Lurelin affair they’d be flying under the radar, but the latest scoop will have the eyebrows of our more conservative readers raising well past their receding hairlines.

This reporter stumbled across Kondo’s roommate and good friend, Daruk Ishida this past weekend, and the drummer spilled the beans! Apparently, Kondo asked him to vacate their shared apartment so he could bang out some hits! And I don’t mean on his guitar!

When asked to elaborate further, Ishida said, ‘I’m happy to do whatever it takes to help the little guy out.’ Well, help him out he did! Our own eye in the sky, Penn, spotted the couple touring the castle on Saturday and said they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. At least, I hope the stunning auburn-haired beauty locking lips with Kondo in the grainy photo Penn was able to capture is Gaepora.

Hyrule Warriors absentee lead singer, Revali Drake was quick to share his opinion by stating, ‘that pigeon chested bustard has never been able to keep his cloacal kiss in his pants’. Strong words from the disgruntled bandmate, who also informed this reporter he’s in serious talks with a rival record label to go solo. ‘Let’s just say, my days with that crap band are coming to an end.’

Unfortunately, Kondo’s lips are still sealed by that pesky gag order, so we may never know his opinion on these matters. But one thing is for certain, as far as Drake is concerned, Kondo’s goose is cooked.

Traysi’s Recommendation: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Weekly updates on Sunday!

Love is Forever is a twenty chapter story (all chapters are complete!)

Chapters One - Twelve are available on AO3. This story is rated E and contains adult content.

This week’s song is a cover of KISS’ hit I Was Made for Lovin’ You by YUNGBLUD