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Let me know how many siblings you think he has or if you think he’s close with them.. idk I really need a spin off all about this man

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Ok wait yessss! Imagine rafe walking around with someone’s child in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Shout out to this cunty guy that came up on my fyp https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y2443u it instantly reminded me of this

There’s a fanfic out there where Barry has two little girls and rafe finds out and helps read a book to one and it’s so cute 🥺 I really need someone to write rafebarry with a kid.

I have a headcanon that Rafe is fully like “I’ll kidnap a kid and convince everyone I baby trapped you” toxic and he does it quite a few times. Like despite how much they’ve grown and all the trauma (individually and together) they worked through Rafe will always and forever be a pain in Barry’s ass. Like he finds great joy in being a little shit and he’s been a little insane for forever so like it’s the prefect mix. Plus Barry fully (and inadvertently) domesticated the shit out of Rafe’s crazy. So he’s more “trailer park toxic with a side of chaotic batshit” than “entitled sterile rich asshole murder manipulator”.

Anyways I think Rafe has fully immersed himself into the trailer park lifestyle. (@barrys-chico-rico talks abt this with Rafe becoming like the epitome of a trailer park wife with a crop top and daisy dukes in the summer and that’s what I envision here) and like let’s say there’s this woman who gossips to everybody in the Cut. Like very “small town” core. But it doesn’t spread past the cut so it’s more “small cut”. But it’s like one of those things where the people from the Cut have more respect (or even the adults from the Cut don’t fuck with the ppl from Figure 8 and have too much pride for them to think they’re trailer trash even if they are) for each other than people from Figure 8 do, so like what happens (gossip) in the Cut stays in the Cut. But regardless Rafe talks to her and like brings over this baby (it’s one of Barry’s friends kid, that they’re helping watch while they work. The whole “village” concept was a lot for Rafe to get used to. But now that he can be apart of some kids “village” he almost wishes he had one growing up) and like he doesn’t have to do much and the woman starts telling ppl that Rafe baby trapped Barry. Like Rafe complains ONCE abt Barry working late and him being up with the kid and now Barry can hear people gossiping abt how if he doesn’t “step up as a father” then Rafes gonna put him on child support and leave him.

Which is absurd on SOOO many accounts to Barry. Bc like 1. Rafe loves being a trailer park housewife and Barry spoils the absolute shit out of him so like if they did have a kid Rafe nor the kid would never need for anything. So to put these blasphemous claims on his name is straight defamation. He’s a man first and foremost and he’s 100% gonna take care of his responsibilities. (Such being his bored bratty bf and their imaginary kid.) 2. Rafe can’t get pregnant??? So like ppl should be more concerned on HOW he got a baby esp considering his record like wtf 3. This is a full Hispanic baby. No parts of it look like Rafe so like if Rafe somehow did get pregnant (which is like ???) Then Barry’s genes took over. But if he didn’t (which he can’t) then that means Barry had a baby on Rafe and he would actually be dead if that happened. Him and said baby bc Rafe’s not THAT reformed.

(Also I’m sorry idk why I love the idea of Barry being more vexed by ppl thinking he wouldn’t take care of his “kid” and husband and be a fully involved dad than the fact that ppl are believing that Rafe somehow baby trapped him when he can’t even get pregnant.)

Anyways it takes Barry like a month to dispel the rumor and some ppl still believe it. Rafe, all the guys at the shop, and the kids mom think it’s fucking hilarious. (She even plays along sometimes and says she’s babysitting for them when they’re out in public and the kid acts out) Plus it doesn’t help that Rafe restarts the rumor whenever Barry’s pissing him off even just a little bit.

(Sarah fully thought she had a nephew she knew nothing abt for like 2 months straight. She almost called Wheezie to see but JJ stopped her and said she couldn’t until the rumor was fully confined. Vegas rules and all.)

I’m sorry this is like all over the place that’s just how my brain works. I’ll try to clean it up so it makes at least half as much sense.

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need to save all my edits before tiktok gets the boot

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omg why is your banner photo so pretty???

Thanks! Drew’s just such a pretty guy

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his little mole and his freckle 🙁

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I have SO much to say about OBX S4 but for now I'll just start my campaign for S5

Bring this guy back!!! Recruit him to go to Portugal!

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𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑾 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑬𝒀 & 𝑴𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑳𝒀𝑵 𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 . Outer Banks ( 2020 – ) .

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I think it’ll be really interesting next season to see if Rafe will forgive Sofia. Like how he forgave Barry, Ward, and maybe even Sarah now, for screwing him over. I feel like a lot of people don’t see what a push over he really is. He definitely holds grudges but I think he rather have people “care” about him than to be alone. Barry is unique in that he’s not family. Ward and Sarah I can understand but Barry? Idk I feel like if someone got me arrested, I wouldn’t want to even see their gd face. But that’s just me 🤷🏻‍♀️

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i do need to be sedated for a good long while right now

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okay, what i've been doing here has been nice, consistant, steady money, rafe. maybe y'all don't know about hard work out in the country club.

BARRY in OUTER BANKS – 4.09

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Captain Barry at your service!

The fact that he was on screen for less than a minute and they managed to make it gay 👏👏

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Drew: HE’S (Barry) ENDGAME

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ok! so here’s what going to happen in S4 part 2 (fanfic writers get ready) rafe is going to find out that Sofia betrayed him and he’s going to spiral and run into the arms of the other guy who once betrayed him —>BARRY!!

The writers, Nick, &Drew will give us some crazy homoerotic sexually charged scenes between the two because seriously they can shove a girl under Rafe’s arm or have some old lady flirt with him and he’d still be gay af with his drug dealer. The creators of the show have accidentally made them gay and there’s nothing to do about it now. Anyone with media literacy will see how this alludes to Barry being Rafe’s REBOUND.

Anyway if this actually happens I’m ready for the angsty getting back together fics

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it would also behoove both of you to not eyefuck each other over the table in front of like 2 dozen people but i don't think ur ready for that conversation ........

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love that Topper and Rafe (literal psychopaths who’ve committed multiple crimes) were disturbed by the murder of a baby turtle.. guess that’s where they draw the line

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somebody please free my girl sofia for the love of god

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WHAT IF I DIED????? I APPRECIATE THAT THE CAST FUCKING KNOWS. THE CAST KNOWS.