#modern Billy

[francixoxoxo]

Modern!Billy would 1000% listen to Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen, you can’t change my mind

He’s absolutely putting on his Petty record, skipping to Mary Jane’s Last Dance and singing it in the most dramatic voice he can muster, and you’re laughing at him, which was exactly his goal. If you’re doing something, I’m picturing you’re standing at the kitchen counter, bookmarking pages in a new cookbook, and you hear that damn record come on. You look over your shoulder at the first guitar riffs and you see Billy dancing up to you, grinning like anything, “She grew up in an Indiana town, had a good lookin’ mom, who ne’er was around!”

You can’t help laughing at him, but he doesn’t mind. He steals you away from the counter, it’s not a slow dance, certainly not to the harmonicas and guitars of Tom Petty, but it as dance all the same. “Oh my my, oh hell yes! Honey, put on that party dress!” Who are you to deny Billy a dance? You let his hands come to your waist, even singing along with him, to his absolute delight. He’d absolutely whistle that iconic harmonica line of Mary Jane’s Last Dance while he works, while he’s walking around, all the time, same thing with humming under his breath, “Into the great wide open, under them skies of blue..”

In his truck, he’d totally have a collection of Springsteen CD’s. The truck’s pretty old and pretty crappy, so there’s no aux, just a cd slot. “I don’t mind, baby. S’ hell of a lot cooler than a phone.” Billy would tell you, grinning boyishly as he pushes the manual shift into drive (btw this guy totally swears by driving stick shift and probably is appalled that you don’t know how bc literally who does). His favorite is absolutely Dancing in the Dark, and the moment the song comes on that man is belting. The more embarrassed you are and the harder you laugh at him the more he leans over the console, singing the lyrics with even more pride. “Ya can’t start a fire without a spark! This guns for hire, even if we’re just dancin’ in the dark!” His hand on your knee you absolutely shake your leg a little, ‘cause he knows you think he’s corny. He knows that you think it’s funny that he listens to the music your dad listens to.

But he also knows that you think he’s never been hotter, practically shouting more than singing, his brow and neck sweating a bit from the hot New Mexico summer in a pickup truck without any AC besides the wind blowing past. With his left arm hanging over the rolled down window, driving with one hand on the bottom of the wheel, the defined muscles in his arms shown off by his navy, sleeveless shirt. Those eyes peering at you now and then, those stupidly plush lips pulling over his teeth to laugh at you, tell you that you’re staring. So what if you are? Billy’s yours to stare at— and laugh at.

Might have written this bc I whipped out the Tom Petty record last night when I lost my phone

[milliesfishes]

omg i needdd more headcannons for when modern au! billy and you drop your daughter off to college

౨ৎbilly and you dropping your daughter off at college౨ৎ

౨ৎ He tries to drag out the process of leaving- moves a little slower, is lax about getting there, just cause he wants to spend every second he can with your daughter. Even if she's anxious about getting there on time, he's casual with it, assuring her you still have time.

౨ৎ You can see him on the verge of tears all day- even when you stop for breakfast in the morning he's clenching his jaw, and you know he's thinking about how this will be the last breakfast for awhile.

౨ৎ When you get to the dorms he's wonderfully helpful- lugging things up the stairs, telling the two of you to start unpacking because he can handle the heavy lifting. You're worried about his back- he's not as young as he used to be- but he insists and you let him, knowing it's distracting him from the goodbyes up ahead.

౨ৎ He keeps it together when you part ways with your daughter. You're already crying, but he stays strong, kissing your daughter on the head and telling her she can come home anytime and you'll both always be there for her.

౨ৎ Later at home you catch him crying standing in her old bedroom, emptied of all sentimental value, the walls stripped bare. Your heart melts at the sight- and you go to him, pulling his head down to your shoulder and rubbing his back.

"She barely came up to my knees yesterday," Billy murmured into you later that night, his chin atop your head. His scruff has a little more salt and pepper in it, but it feels the same as it did when you were both twenty, just as in love then as you are now.

"I know," you murmur, feeling tears prick your eyes again. It's so strange having a quiet house after nearly two decades, a bittersweet thing. You and Billy are alone again, your daughter is off doing bigger, brighter things.

Lifting your head, you pressed a kiss to his mouth, searching his eyes. "She'll be back. We weren't that bad of parents."

He let a laugh slip out. "Don't think we were, baby." Billy smoothed your hair, nosing a kiss into it. "To get a girl as great as her, don't think we were."

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

Modern Billy aesthetic mood board ✨💖

[hoosbandewan]

Ewan Mitchell + smiling (requested by anon! <3)

[moonlightcycle571]

Captain Marvel not understanding anything about technology yet somehow being a technopath

I think it should be established that Billy Batson knows nothing about technology. He was stuck in the time bubble for over 50 years, and even then (before during and after), he’s a street kid. Man’s still on radio and old vehicles.

Every time she leaned something slightly techie, he gets flabbergasted. Mispronounces the name of so many machines and has no idea what’s the differences between an IPod and an IPhone. He understands even less why Sam’s song is beefing with an apple???

Having said that, Captain Marvel can be terrifyingly proficient in tech at random times, and the reasoning behind it is so dumb that any tech-savie person in the vicinity are either banging their heads or foaming in jealousy.

Electrics use electricity. Cap is technically Living Lightning. And magical. All Cap needs to do is think about something for it to appear in the nearest screens.

Batman: the access to the security are heavily locked and would take to much time to enter from the outside

Marvel: I got it! *camera footage appear on the screen*

Batman: hn?

*or*

Oracle: I need to bypass multiple firewalls. The coding is so complex, but if you give me ten minutes-

Marvel: oh it’s cool *waves his hand*

Oracle: …

Oracle: did you crack the code by waving your hand…

Marvel: yeah I just swishes off the weird blocks

Oracle, inwardly: THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE

Oracle, outwardly: *noticeably restrained* cool 🙂

*Or*

Marvel: Hey Vic, do you want to get milkshakes?

Cyborg: I can’t, the father box is acting up. I’ve been glitching all day.

Marvel: oh let me help

Cyborg: you can’t just-

Marvel: *slaps Victors shoulder* there!

Cyborg: … how???

Marvel: I asked nicely! 😁

Cyborg: I’m going to die now

Bonus:

Somewhere in a dark unused part of the watchtower, many capes gathered.

Barbara Gordon: Today we will welcome a new member to our support group. Introduce yourself, tell us why you’re here and will can start the meeting.

Roy Harper: Hi, I’m Arsenal, and today Captain Marvel broke my grenade launcher. He then felt bad and made me a pocket rocket launcher. Meaning it’s a rocket launcher but when I press a button, it turns into a small box for me to carry around. I asked him why make a rocket launcher and not a grenade launcher, and he asked me what’s the difference.

*echoes of ‘oooh’ and ‘welcome to the club’*

Tim Drake: I taught him on how to set a Facebook account and helped him set his profile. I go out to get an energy drink. I come back and he’s hacking conversations of the mafia, giving me info on the trafficking ring I’ve been tracking for a month.

*sympathising nods from everyone*

Jaime Reyes: Last Thursday, my scarab got scratched and was having trouble repairing itself. Marvel came in and put a bandaid on it. The worse part is… it actually worked.

*cue groans through out the room*

[strangerxperv]

This goes out to that one person who commented on my (unfinished) Roommates Headcanon.

Head

Billy is not a man that likes giving head or going down on someone in any capacity. Billy doesn't kneel for anyone. Least of all, for some cheap pussy who doesn't deserve it.

Originally you were just another hole for him to fill but your pretty eyes full of tears haunted him. He dreamt of your drippy twitching cunt sucking him deeper. The way your tits moved with each thrust. How you begged him to cum inside. You were all he thought about but it wasn't serious.

Not until he decides to make you cum with his tongue. Billy has your thighs spread and calf on each shoulder. His muscular arms wrapped around to lay hands onto your soft tummy. Long slick tongue flicking delicate kitten licks onto your stiff bud.

Every time you're about to cum Billy stops to pull away and watch as you clench around nothing. Your stiff clit twitching like a begging dog, waging her tail. And he likes the idea of keeping you this way.

Weepy and desperate to cum in his mouth.

[darejani-artist]

🩸AEGON GHOSTFACE🩸

HOTD x Scream CROSSOVER

[golyadkin]

you can trust them, they're super scientists

[vanderbilt-draws]

uh ohhhh looks like van made a scream au..........

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: Before you say no—

Agatha: No.

Billy: But I haven’t even told you yet.

Agatha: I’m sticking with no.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 237

“Wait, so, Captain Marvel is like, three?” 

Said hero pauses as he nearly passes by a cracked door, creeping slightly closer despite it being more than a little rude to eavesdrop. All of the gods were insistent, which he could say no to, but Billy was giving him the equivalent of puppy eyes, which they all knew he was weak to. 

He? They? Marvel was technically an amalgamation of the past champions, currently split between six beings, though nowhere near equally. Billy was and would be the chosen champion- pure of heart to be able to resist the Gods’ bullshit- but he had chosen a team himself, which honestly Marvel approved. 

“What the fuck do you mean by that, Hal?” 

He didn’t move from the corner, head tilting slightly at Green Lantern’s and Green Arrow’s words. Billy, not physically there, not really, wiggled down from his shoulder, passing through the wall like a ghost invisible to all but him. 

Well, him and the Gods, but Mercury’s words were muffled, nearly silenced by Solomon at the moment, so he was probably attempting to wax poetic about Flash again in a way that little ears shouldn’t hear. 

“I mean, Marvel mentioned he was created three years ago, right?” 

Ah. Marvel had meant that the newest Champion had been chosen, but well, he supposed that the team didn’t have all the information, as Solomon pointed out. And he was pretty sure that Billy was mostly in control at that point- it could get confusing with the hive-mind but not-hive-mind. It was hard to explain to those not apart of it. 

But they had to go now, Fawcett called, and it wasn’t like Billy could leave it for long. Chances were nothing would come from this anyway. 

…

Why does this feel like the intervention videos Billy showed them all. 

[r0setyler]

nobody in the doctor who fandom talking about billie piper and michelle greenidge in the new show 'kaos' together, aka rose tyler and carla sunday

[milliesfishes]

I was talking about modern Billy knitting you a sweater last night but in general it made me think about how modern or canon Billy whatever, would love making his gift for you whatever it is :(

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KIT THIS IS MAKING ME :(

he’d do it with so much care :((( I love the idea of him knitting oh I can see him just putting love into every stitch. And he makes the sleeves just slightly too long because he loves it when they go a little over your hands :((( and he makes it in your favorite color :(( and when he gives it to you he almost gets emotional at how excited you are about it :(((((((

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

That's the peak modern Billy fashion

[harringroveera]

Of course Steve is never gonna stop worrying about his husband

[deadghosy]

Riddle brothers with a little sister with Mandy’s personality

Warning: slight out of character, slight modern era

When you were little, you were nicknamed the “little devil” because of how you acted around the orphanage with your brothers. You tore a kid’s teddy’s bear head off all because they drank your apple juice

That’s when Tom and Mattheo realized you were not to mess with getting older. Mattheo witness it first hand when he accidentally ate a saved food you had during Hogwarts time.

Poor mattheo woke up to you holding scissors, he jumped out his bed only to see a unicorn head by his side. That’s when you smiled, a smile that looks like tom as you left.

“We all go a little mad sometimes.” Is what he remembered

And every time he tried to talk to Tom about how crazy their littler sister is.

He just pushed it as “Well, Y/N is a growing girl.” He said with that charming smile that sent shivers down mattheo’s back.

“It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.” You said as you held a frog about to turn it into dragon. Luckily mattheo took your wand away from you as you glared at him. Tom was impressed while Mattheo was literally scared

But there are moments when you three are like a family. Watching muggle movies that you’ve seen get recommended. They will always pick the ones you desire to watch. Sometimes Tom just leaves when he doesn’t like it tho.

One thing Tom hates about you, is how you know his every move and how you are like a mini him.

Tom was walking around Hogwarts due to his plan. As he made a swift turn, you were there. “Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.” You said as you narrow your eyes at your eldest brother. Tom looked back at you with his natural neutral face. “And what do I owe the presence of my lovely baby sister.”

You pointed your wand at him. “As long as you stop being sneaky. I won’t have to worry about whatever you are doing dearest brother.”

After that, he had to make sure to track his steps better.