#modern Billy

[francixoxoxo]

Modern!Billy would 1000% listen to Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen, you can’t change my mind

He’s absolutely putting on his Petty record, skipping to Mary Jane’s Last Dance and singing it in the most dramatic voice he can muster, and you’re laughing at him, which was exactly his goal. If you’re doing something, I’m picturing you’re standing at the kitchen counter, bookmarking pages in a new cookbook, and you hear that damn record come on. You look over your shoulder at the first guitar riffs and you see Billy dancing up to you, grinning like anything, “She grew up in an Indiana town, had a good lookin’ mom, who ne’er was around!”

You can’t help laughing at him, but he doesn’t mind. He steals you away from the counter, it’s not a slow dance, certainly not to the harmonicas and guitars of Tom Petty, but it as dance all the same. “Oh my my, oh hell yes! Honey, put on that party dress!” Who are you to deny Billy a dance? You let his hands come to your waist, even singing along with him, to his absolute delight. He’d absolutely whistle that iconic harmonica line of Mary Jane’s Last Dance while he works, while he’s walking around, all the time, same thing with humming under his breath, “Into the great wide open, under them skies of blue..”

In his truck, he’d totally have a collection of Springsteen CD’s. The truck’s pretty old and pretty crappy, so there’s no aux, just a cd slot. “I don’t mind, baby. S’ hell of a lot cooler than a phone.” Billy would tell you, grinning boyishly as he pushes the manual shift into drive (btw this guy totally swears by driving stick shift and probably is appalled that you don’t know how bc literally who does). His favorite is absolutely Dancing in the Dark, and the moment the song comes on that man is belting. The more embarrassed you are and the harder you laugh at him the more he leans over the console, singing the lyrics with even more pride. “Ya can’t start a fire without a spark! This guns for hire, even if we’re just dancin’ in the dark!” His hand on your knee you absolutely shake your leg a little, ‘cause he knows you think he’s corny. He knows that you think it’s funny that he listens to the music your dad listens to.

But he also knows that you think he’s never been hotter, practically shouting more than singing, his brow and neck sweating a bit from the hot New Mexico summer in a pickup truck without any AC besides the wind blowing past. With his left arm hanging over the rolled down window, driving with one hand on the bottom of the wheel, the defined muscles in his arms shown off by his navy, sleeveless shirt. Those eyes peering at you now and then, those stupidly plush lips pulling over his teeth to laugh at you, tell you that you’re staring. So what if you are? Billy’s yours to stare at— and laugh at.

Might have written this bc I whipped out the Tom Petty record last night when I lost my phone

[milliesfishes]

omg i needdd more headcannons for when modern au! billy and you drop your daughter off to college

౨ৎbilly and you dropping your daughter off at college౨ৎ

౨ৎ He tries to drag out the process of leaving- moves a little slower, is lax about getting there, just cause he wants to spend every second he can with your daughter. Even if she's anxious about getting there on time, he's casual with it, assuring her you still have time.

౨ৎ You can see him on the verge of tears all day- even when you stop for breakfast in the morning he's clenching his jaw, and you know he's thinking about how this will be the last breakfast for awhile.

౨ৎ When you get to the dorms he's wonderfully helpful- lugging things up the stairs, telling the two of you to start unpacking because he can handle the heavy lifting. You're worried about his back- he's not as young as he used to be- but he insists and you let him, knowing it's distracting him from the goodbyes up ahead.

౨ৎ He keeps it together when you part ways with your daughter. You're already crying, but he stays strong, kissing your daughter on the head and telling her she can come home anytime and you'll both always be there for her.

౨ৎ Later at home you catch him crying standing in her old bedroom, emptied of all sentimental value, the walls stripped bare. Your heart melts at the sight- and you go to him, pulling his head down to your shoulder and rubbing his back.

"She barely came up to my knees yesterday," Billy murmured into you later that night, his chin atop your head. His scruff has a little more salt and pepper in it, but it feels the same as it did when you were both twenty, just as in love then as you are now.

"I know," you murmur, feeling tears prick your eyes again. It's so strange having a quiet house after nearly two decades, a bittersweet thing. You and Billy are alone again, your daughter is off doing bigger, brighter things.

Lifting your head, you pressed a kiss to his mouth, searching his eyes. "She'll be back. We weren't that bad of parents."

He let a laugh slip out. "Don't think we were, baby." Billy smoothed your hair, nosing a kiss into it. "To get a girl as great as her, don't think we were."

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

Modern Billy aesthetic mood board ✨💖

[moonlightcycle571]

Captain Marvel not understanding anything about technology yet somehow being a technopath

I think it should be established that Billy Batson knows nothing about technology. He was stuck in the time bubble for over 50 years, and even then (before during and after), he’s a street kid. Man’s still on radio and old vehicles.

Every time she leaned something slightly techie, he gets flabbergasted. Mispronounces the name of so many machines and has no idea what’s the differences between an IPod and an IPhone. He understands even less why Sam’s song is beefing with an apple???

Having said that, Captain Marvel can be terrifyingly proficient in tech at random times, and the reasoning behind it is so dumb that any tech-savie person in the vicinity are either banging their heads or foaming in jealousy.

Electrics use electricity. Cap is technically Living Lightning. And magical. All Cap needs to do is think about something for it to appear in the nearest screens.

Batman: the access to the security are heavily locked and would take to much time to enter from the outside

Marvel: I got it! *camera footage appear on the screen*

Batman: hn?

*or*

Oracle: I need to bypass multiple firewalls. The coding is so complex, but if you give me ten minutes-

Marvel: oh it’s cool *waves his hand*

Oracle: …

Oracle: did you crack the code by waving your hand…

Marvel: yeah I just swishes off the weird blocks

Oracle, inwardly: THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE

Oracle, outwardly: *noticeably restrained* cool 🙂

*Or*

Marvel: Hey Vic, do you want to get milkshakes?

Cyborg: I can’t, the father box is acting up. I’ve been glitching all day.

Marvel: oh let me help

Cyborg: you can’t just-

Marvel: *slaps Victors shoulder* there!

Cyborg: … how???

Marvel: I asked nicely! 😁

Cyborg: I’m going to die now

Bonus:

Somewhere in a dark unused part of the watchtower, many capes gathered.

Barbara Gordon: Today we will welcome a new member to our support group. Introduce yourself, tell us why you’re here and will can start the meeting.

Roy Harper: Hi, I’m Arsenal, and today Captain Marvel broke my grenade launcher. He then felt bad and made me a pocket rocket launcher. Meaning it’s a rocket launcher but when I press a button, it turns into a small box for me to carry around. I asked him why make a rocket launcher and not a grenade launcher, and he asked me what’s the difference.

*echoes of ‘oooh’ and ‘welcome to the club’*

Tim Drake: I taught him on how to set a Facebook account and helped him set his profile. I go out to get an energy drink. I come back and he’s hacking conversations of the mafia, giving me info on the trafficking ring I’ve been tracking for a month.

*sympathising nods from everyone*

Jaime Reyes: Last Thursday, my scarab got scratched and was having trouble repairing itself. Marvel came in and put a bandaid on it. The worse part is… it actually worked.

*cue groans through out the room*

[hoosbandewan]

Ewan Mitchell + smiling (requested by anon! <3)

[vertigoartgore]

Happy anniversary to the pilot episode (Rose) of Doctor (Nu)Who !

[dedshomas]

Decided to challenge myself art-wise a little bit and make an illustration for each of the Davechella playlists while listening to them for the first time! These are mostly based on their individual vibe and I try to finish the drawing by the time the playlist ends, so if they look kinda choppy that’s the reason why. So far it's been a ton of fun and I love discovering new songs and rediscovering the characters through them!! Thank u Dave K and Terror Camp <3 (and like half the cast apparently lol I still can’t believe this is happening)

Weeks 15-13 are: Gibson, Hartnell, Collins

[strangerxperv]

This goes out to that one person who commented on my (unfinished) Roommates Headcanon.

Head

Billy is not a man that likes giving head or going down on someone in any capacity. Billy doesn't kneel for anyone. Least of all, for some cheap pussy who doesn't deserve it.

Originally you were just another hole for him to fill but your pretty eyes full of tears haunted him. He dreamt of your drippy twitching cunt sucking him deeper. The way your tits moved with each thrust. How you begged him to cum inside. You were all he thought about but it wasn't serious.

Not until he decides to make you cum with his tongue. Billy has your thighs spread and calf on each shoulder. His muscular arms wrapped around to lay hands onto your soft tummy. Long slick tongue flicking delicate kitten licks onto your stiff bud.

Every time you're about to cum Billy stops to pull away and watch as you clench around nothing. Your stiff clit twitching like a begging dog, waging her tail. And he likes the idea of keeping you this way.

Weepy and desperate to cum in his mouth.

[hannahluvsbillie]

this is how i look at my phone when the fic is so horny it genuinely makes me worry for the writers well being

[darejani-artist]

🩸AEGON GHOSTFACE🩸

HOTD x Scream CROSSOVER

[oofmybad]

Hellooo I don't really know how recommending fics works cuz I've never done it soo I hope this is the right place😝

Anyway I saw this modern family clip where Gloria was asking her husband if he wanted to join her in the shower and he said something like "you know there's a 🔫 in the closet, if I ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me" and then like yeah Billie x reader shower can be fluffy or smutty IDC

and totally fine if you don't wanna do this xx

I want you to use it on me

thank you for the request, my love. i adore modern family so this was fun! i’m even rewatching it rn - on season 6 again :P

warnings: billiexfem!reader, joking discussion of guns (very mild), suggestive fluff

a/n: for the sake of this story, billie is the type to own a gun.

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today has been a long day, you’ve been at work for most of it. billie too.

you leave your car parked in the drive, locking it behond you with the key. as you approach the front door, it swings open before you even have a chance to unlock it. your beautiful girlfriend is stood there, arms wide, ready to welcome you home.

“hi, princess!” billie exclaims, a wide grin on her face. you trudge over to billie, bags in hand, and slightly collapse into her hold.

“hi, baby” you let out with a sigh. clearly exhaused from the day, billie rushes to comfort you.

“you tired? hmm?” she questions. you give her a simple nod against her chest before pulling back to put your things down.

you place your handbag down on the coffee table and kick your mary jane heels off with it. hooking your keys on the rack, you say to billie, “i’m so stressed out, i need this case to be over already.”

“aw, my love. is there anything i can do to help you?”

a smile creeps on your lips, the best kind of stress reliever coming to mind. but you play coy, shaking your head - the smile never leaving your face.

billie raises an eyebrow at you before blowing it off and stepping away from you - giving you space to settle down.

you shut the door behind you and walk towards the stairs, beginning to rid yourself of the tight, formal clothes that are now overwhelming your body.

“bil?!” you call out to her, not bothering to look behind you.

“hmm?”

“i’m gonna have a shower” you say as you pull your oxford shirt down your arms, leaving your torso in only a bra, “care to join?”

billie quickly walks up behind your body, her hand wrapping around your waist - creeping up to your chest - and says, “y/n, there’s a gun in the safe upstairs. if i ever say no to that question i want you to use it on me.”

you giggle, your ribs shaking against her hand. “deal” you say, before climbing the stairs as you pull billie’s hand with you. she’s not far behind - eager to help you relieve the stress of the day.

[milliesfishes]

I was talking about modern Billy knitting you a sweater last night but in general it made me think about how modern or canon Billy whatever, would love making his gift for you whatever it is :(

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KIT THIS IS MAKING ME :(

he’d do it with so much care :((( I love the idea of him knitting oh I can see him just putting love into every stitch. And he makes the sleeves just slightly too long because he loves it when they go a little over your hands :((( and he makes it in your favorite color :(( and when he gives it to you he almost gets emotional at how excited you are about it :(((((((

[golyadkin]

you can trust them, they're super scientists

[vanderbilt-draws]

uh ohhhh looks like van made a scream au..........

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: Before you say no—

Agatha: No.

Billy: But I haven’t even told you yet.

Agatha: I’m sticking with no.

[kelpywheat]

TERROR PLAYLIST MASTERLIST

Here are all the links to the Davechella inspired playlists I made!

Francis Crozier [LINK]

James Fitzjames [LINK]

Thomas Jopson [LINK]

Edward Little [LINK]

John Irving [LINK]

George Hodgson [LINK]

Graham Gore [LINK]

Henry Le Vesconte [LINK]

Thomas Blanky [LINK]

Harry Goodsir [LINK]

Silna [LINK]

Henry Collins [LINK]

Cornelius Hickey [LINK]

Billy Gibson [LINK]

Solomon Tozer [LINK]

Tommy Armitage [LINK]

Bill Heather [LINK]

David Bryant [LINK]

William Pilkington [LINK]

Tom Hartnell [LINK]

Magnus Manson [LINK]

Charles Des Voeux [LINK]

John Bridgens [LINK]

Henry Peglar [LINK]

John Morfin [LINK]

Stephen Stanley [LINK]

Alexander McDonald [LINK]

Neptune [LINK]

Extras

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