#miss pauling x zhanna

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miss pauling!!! so underrated i luv her!

[estaquirot]

what if miss pauling went to find heavy instead of soldier — (here's the final piece, I also made a version with text but eh, I don't kinda like it, it's under the main post)

[emilythedog661-tf2]

Hi, sorry if this isn't the place to ask this, but what IS Maggot Bear/Russian Raccoon? I know you said it's something you won't do but I'm curious what it actually is!

It basically the Ship names for Soldier and Zhanna (Heavy's Sister) from the comic and i don't like it, already talked about it twice before why i don't like it and i don't want talk about it again 😠

(also, this doesn't mean i hate Zhanna, i like Zhanna as a interdependent character and i think she should be better off with Miss.Pauling more then Soldier)

[toyong-ghost]

[solid-white]

Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong:

[Part 2]

Demoman is most likely under 30, making him either the third or second youngest out of the cast. I GET IT. YOU CAN ALL STOP TELLING ME HE'S "not actually under 30" IM TALKING ABOUT THIS COMIC ISSUE. NOT THE ACTUAL FULL COMIC SERIES WHERE IT TAKES PLACE 5 YEARS AFTER.

Scout can drive. He even has that taunt where he drives that little scooter.

Snipers glasses were likely given to him by his dad.

Engineer is NOT the most """sane""" of the mercs, that actually goes to Heavy. He has a severe God complex (line: "I am a GOD!") And cut off his arm cuz why not. He also has green eyes, not blue.

Medic is terrible at naming things. I just think this has a lot of potential for jokes.

Pyro is completely aware they're setting stuff on fire, they just like wearing their mask. They also aren't a kid despite how Miss Pauling talks to them.

Spy isn't as professional as people think. He takes 7 seconds to piss on a wall, and Miss Pauling tells him to wash his mask since he never takes it off.

Soldier WAS "racist" (I really don't know how to describe the term here) until he met Zhanna.

Finally, Heavy. I don't even need to explain anything. His entire CHARACTER is always mischaracterized to be Medic's alpha boyfriend. He's arguably the most caring one out of the mercs.

[lenny-link]

Magma collab with my AMAZING friend @homkamiro ‼️‼️

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Zhanna… I dont think she wants your man…

[kinos-fortress-2]

straight couples can be funny tho

[mashedbootatoes]

Doodle dump

[honkshoo-zzz]

more whiteboard shenanigans cause i love them smmomuch

[th3tism]

Demo, Soldier, Pauling, & Zhanna’s reactions to an SO that accidentally falls asleep on their shoulder?

AGHHH!!! ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN ONE ASK! THANK YOUUU!!!!

Sleepy s/o

Warnings: none

Pauling:

She's probably fall asleep too

And if she doesn't, she'd freeze a little

It'll take her a few hours minutes to warm up to it, but she'll relax, and she'll probably rest her head on yours

Zhanna:

She won't care

You wanna rest your head on her shoulder?

Sure, do it, she doesn't mind

As long as you're comfy she doesn't care

Just don't complain about your back hurting in the morning because she will laugh at you

Soldier:

Kinda like his fiance where he doesn't mind

Though you'd probably wake up from his dumbass laughing at something loudly

Other than that, it's probably a good experience

Also like his fiance, he will laugh at you if your back hurts (just a little bit)

Demo:

He's just a drunk pillow man

Drunk, he'll probably fall asleep, and on you (semi on purpose)

Sober, he'll laugh a little before just casually wrapping his arms around you (and falling asleep)

I love demoman :(

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AGHH hiii! Thank you for the ask!!! I love these silly billys sm

[bruisedkneesdirtysocks]

I need him to die

[cyantt-does-stuff]

Chart made by @peachdalewd on Twitter.

I don't really ship the big ships, which is a first for me. I see most of the mercs as just friends, only a few do I actually ship together.

And this.

[pinniepon]

Soldier and Zhanna

Sam and Frodo

Meridia and the dragon born (holding the beacon)

Pyro and miss Pauling

Kerfur (mad) and Meatball

James and Jessie

Soldier and Merasmus

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Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong PT 2:

[Previous post]

The Administrator INCLUDING miss Pauling often severaly underestimate the mercs intelligence and capabilities, so much so that Demoman and Soldier got away with being friends for months (or they hid it THAT well, I wouldn't put it past Soldier).

In the last post, a lot of people were saying that Demoman was over 30. I'd like to argue that Demoman is at least in his late 20s during the WAR! issue, though he was in his 30s during the gravel wars and later comics too. But let's agree to disagree before people get annoyed at me for getting a characters age wrong, let's say he's between 29-36.

I keep saying this and I'LL KEEP SAYING THIS! Scout KNOWS who his dad is, there's so much evidence, and he's WAY smarter then most people give him credit for. I made an analysis about the Meet The Scout video and the fact he took down almost HALF of the blu team means he's CRAZY strategic AND I'LL KEEP GLAZING THAT MF. HE IS CLEVER.

In the last post I said Engineer has green eyes. I was wrong about that, the image I used was a fan model. He's always wearing goggles so what his eyes look like are unknown. Though I've been told he doesn't have any eyes sculpted into his model, other people say they're blue.

Spy's character is what the fandom thinks Scout is like. He loves destruction, laughs whenever something wrong happens, and you'll see him smiling whenever something chaotic is going on. He's the original chaos gremlin and I want more depictions of him being like that.

I didn't know the term last post so I called Soldier racist (since he doesn't care who you are as long as you're American). It's called xenophobic, which I didn't know was a thing. So thanks for the correction.

Medic isn't as strong as people depict. He gets his ass beaten A LOT, both in game play AND in the comics. He likes to observe the battle happening then he does fighting. But he DOES have muscle, so he's just a weak fighter.

Miss Pauling would NOT cover for their asses if she found out the mercs were dating the other team. Even if she finds it cute, she's more loyal to her boss then to her mercs. Before someone argues about whatever Heavy and Medic have going on and why she hasn't figured it out yet (which is definitely canon theres no way its not), this correlates to the other fact about her underestimating the mercs.

Miss Pauling also isn't a lesbian, that was just a joke the creator made and even then, Jay Pinkerton said himself that would be too simple (which I agree with). But people only listened to the lesbian part and not the tweet above it. Don't get me wrong, lesbian Pauling is funny but don't treat it as canonical.

(Can you guys leave me alone about this one fact. Yes I understand interpretation is different. Yes the 7th comic came out. YES I GET IT. STOP YAPPING ABOUT ONLY THIS ONE WHEN THERE'S 8 OTHER FACTS. I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN)

[crewtawn]

The summer update is here! Yippee!

I forgot to make a summer update post, so here's some of the less loved tf2 characters (in my opinion) having some quality vacation time!