#soldier x zhanna x demoman

[mashedbootatoes]

Doodle dump

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Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong:

Demoman is most likely under 30, making him either the third or second youngest out of the cast. I GET IT. YOU CAN ALL STOP TELLING ME HE'S "not actually under 30" IM TALKING ABOUT THIS COMIC ISSUE AND THE GRAVEL WARS. NOT THE ACTUAL FULL COMIC SERIES WHERE IT TAKES PLACE 5 YEARS AFTER.

Scout can drive. He even has that taunt where he drives that little scooter.

Snipers glasses were likely given to him by his dad.

Engineer is NOT the most """sane""" of the mercs, that actually goes to Heavy. He has a severe God complex (line: "I am a GOD!") And cut off his arm cuz why not. He also has green eyes, not blue.

Medic is terrible at naming things. I just think this has a lot of potential for jokes.

Pyro is completely aware they're setting stuff on fire, they just like wearing their mask. They also aren't a kid despite how Miss Pauling talks to them.

Spy isn't as professional as people think. He takes 7 seconds to piss on a wall, and Miss Pauling tells him to wash his mask since he never takes it off.

Soldier WAS "racist" (I really don't know how to describe the term here) until he met Zhanna.

Finally, Heavy. I don't even need to explain anything. His entire CHARACTER is always mischaracterized to be Medic's alpha boyfriend. He's arguably the most caring one out of the mercs.

[glgtg]

Recent work haha >:)

[spammiamm]

Boy oh BOY tea eff too dump

[donethatbeforelong]

No one asked but here ya go, my ships ranked (with exception from the threesomes)

[montyledo]

hello tf2 nation [og pic + closeups under cut]

[squishedegg]

This is poorly edited but here are my ships lol

[cause0fchaos]

Alr heres my TF2 ships that I like / am uncomfortable with because nobody asked 🤩

Now the thing with me is that I'm am NOT a multi shipper, if I like one ship the most, then that is the one I'm going to be sticking with, every other ship just becomes 'meh' to me. It's also just a matter that I really dont see any dynamics between other characters once I already have one ship.

My favorite Ships:

Heavy x Medic Ofc. Also any other variation of Heavmedic (bluexblue, emesis blu, ect just as long as it isnt Red x Blue)

Engie x Spy (I also like Red x Red, Blue x Blue but mainly Red engie and Blue spy because I like the Red Spyma ship as well. And Blue Engie and Spy because of Little Pootis)

Soilder x Zhanna (God they are so cute, only straight ship I support ong /j)

Soilder x Demo (Yes.)

Scout x Sniper (They're cute, but not one of my absolute favorites, probably just bc I think scout is odd)

I think that's really it for those ones, As I said I dont have a lot 🤷‍♂️

Now the stuff I'm uncomfortable with.

Scout with really any other merc besides Sniper. Like yea hes a consenting adult, but like I WOULD NOT GET WITH SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER. I also dont see him working well with any of the other mercs, not at all.

Any of the 'cest' ships, Like Medic x Medic ect. This one to me is more personal because I'm am an Identical Twin and I would never get with someone who looks exactly like me. Its just super hella weird to me and makes me squirm.

Pauling with any of the mercs. Like erm, I could see scout but that's one sided. But like my girl is very clearly a lesbian or something and shes far too sophisticated for the other merc's bullshit.

PYRO WITH ANYONE. To me Pyro is Aroace. I also dont see Pyro taking their mask let alone suit off for anyone. Also wasnt some sort of filter attached to their lungs or something idk.

And then ofc the obvious things yk, like.. gross Scout and spy, Icky yuck.

Anyway this isnt any disrespect towards people who do ship any other things, I just dont care for many of them an I'm quite honestly close minded about my ships 🤷‍♂️

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Idk- Just a something from my sketchbook- (TF2 IN MY BLOOD-💥💥💥💥----)

(Part 1?)

[nes-meshno]

DEMO-SOLDIER-ZHANNA POLYCULE DRAWING REQUEST MAYBE?

Demo is like "Hello yes this is my boyfriends wife" when introducing zhanna to his mother

im not really good at makin comics but i just came up with somethin. (sorry i kinda changed your idea a bit ^^)

I LOVE DEMOZHANNASOLDIER

[dudefort]

I drew my guys!!! The polycule!!!

Idk if this is a name for another pairing, but since drawing this I've decided to call this poly ship...

bootcamp :]

[mightbemod]

BEHOLD my ultimate shipping chart for TF2. gaze upon my ideal tf2 world full of queer people.

i made this template a year ago but never got any further, so the recent revival my tf2 fixation has pushed it to finally be finished <3

HERES BLANKS!!! u can just cover up the extra 3 bubbles urself if preferred

[mashedbootatoes]

Soldier and Zhanna, demosolly, and a Blue Footed Solly!!!!

[textingtroublesanswers]

For everyone that still has surviving family members, do all of your families approve of your relationships? I know John doesn't and Mikhail's family kinda judges them for the pregnancy thing, but is there other things of note from everyone else? (Not necessarily romantic either, this could also just be generally about their jobs as well :^) )

-🤡

Mikhail smiles through a mouthful of sandwich, "Mama & sisters adore Ludwig. Have never had a problem with my relationships, Yana & Bronislava are just confused about doktor being transsexual. They treat him like man, & treat him with respect, but they are big gossips," He chuckles & leans in to whisper conspiratorially, "Is family trait, to be gossip. Papa was huge gossip too, would have loved Ludwig. Both very intelligent men, both good at scheming, at planning & taking action."

Jane & John have been forced into a room together, as their father is still alive.

"Father would not be happy that I am with a man," John growls, "He always trusted me to be a proper American, to have a wife & children. Especially after his only daughter decided she no longer wants to do her duty as a daughter & sister."

Jane pointedly ignores that last comment.

"It was on me to continue the family legacy but..." John sighs & runs a hand through his beard, "I have never had an interest in women. I thought I was just too patriotic, that I only cared about my country! And then I met Ken..."

"Father never approved of anything," Jane scowls, "He wouldn't like Zhanna because she is a woman & father still sees me as a woman. He wouldn't like Tavish because he's a 'negro', even if he is a man. He wouldn't accept me being with both of them either. Father could never be happy for me."

John brushes imaginary dust from his jacket, "I think you chose well, Jane."

"I told you not to talk to me again, John."

"Sorry..."

In another room, the Scouts have been asked the same question.

Jeremy wears a wide grin, "Ma adores Mick & Bug! She thinks Bug is so charming & Mick is such a gentleman," His grin morphs into a sneer, "It took dad way too long to get used to Mick, & I still haven't fully forgiven him for it."

James huffs, "At least he cares."

"Hey, I heard him complaining about you dating Fritz."

"Seriously?"

"Unfortunately."

James grins a bit, "Heh. Ma would probably kill him if I introduced them to each other. I adore the idiot, but he is a massive crybaby, & ma is a hard lady."

Ken & Dell are sitting together, glaring at each other.

"Mom has met my girlfriend already, & she thinks Jacques is a swell choice," Dell chuckles, "I've also told her about Colette, & she thinks I've gotten real lucky after Irene's passing."

Ken smiles slightly, "She also thinks John is such a gentleman. Pa would've never approved of him, despite him working for BLU like he had."

"Pa didn't even approve of Irene. He said she was just a distraction." Dell sighs. Ken reaches over, rubbing his brother's back. Dell gives him a smile.

Tavish & Mick are sitting on either side of Fritz, who is still dressed as a cat. Neither of them knows what to say. Bug is sitting opposite them, holding the Mini Pyro gremlin.

Friedrich finally clears his throat, "Well, my parents haven't met James yet but I have sent them letters. They... Don't approve. They almost disowned me after they found out my wife & I got a divorce, & they threatened to take me out of my father's will when I told them I was with a man." He sighs.

Tavish tears his eye away from Fritz & rubs the back of his neck, "Me mom thinks Jane's me wife, but she likes both him & Zhanna. She says they're both too good for me," He sighs too, "Me dad would have liked them both too."

Mick shuffles in his seat, "My parents are dead now, but they got to meet Jay & Bug before. Dad said this was the only good thing that came out of this job, but my mom was smitten with the both of them, heh." Bug reaches over & pats his knee, giving him a bright smile. He takes her hand in both of his.

"Well, my mother & stepfather would probably kill me if they found out about my relationship," They say with an awkward chuckle, "My brother would have been very confused about it, before just saying alright, do whatever. But I know that papá would have loved them both, & been happy for us."

Ludwig is leaning against Jacques, looking so, so tired.

"Vater would not have approved of Mikhail. He has a PhD in literature, but he is not a doctor, he is not a scientist. He commands the 'wrong' sort of respect, & he..." Ludwig takes in a shaky breath, & Jacques wraps an arm around his shoulders, "Well, he failed to kill me. Vater would have been furious, if he were still alive, to know that Mikhail & I broke the curse, but he hadn't. That his unwanted daughter, the murderer of his beloved wife, got his happy ending while he had to suffer in the camps, had to lose everything. He would have been furious to know that the Humboldt family is a shell of its former self, that we have lost our glory."

Jacques rubs his back before speaking up herself, "My family is all dead. I was orphaned when I was 10, but I think my family would have liked Dell. He is charming, soft spoken, kind, & intelligent. My older sister might have been a bit jealous of me, however," She chuckles, "But they would have loved him. Him & Colette both."

[spammiamm]

Ummmm uhhhhh Tf2 doodle dump (plus unfinished drawing of soldier and zhanna Im never gonan get done💔💔💔)

Guys ignore the hands ignore the hands ignore the hands I dont LIKE hands

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Demo, Soldier, Pauling, & Zhanna’s reactions to an SO that accidentally falls asleep on their shoulder?

AGHHH!!! ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN ONE ASK! THANK YOUUU!!!!

Sleepy s/o

Warnings: none

Pauling:

She's probably fall asleep too

And if she doesn't, she'd freeze a little

It'll take her a few hours minutes to warm up to it, but she'll relax, and she'll probably rest her head on yours

Zhanna:

She won't care

You wanna rest your head on her shoulder?

Sure, do it, she doesn't mind

As long as you're comfy she doesn't care

Just don't complain about your back hurting in the morning because she will laugh at you

Soldier:

Kinda like his fiance where he doesn't mind

Though you'd probably wake up from his dumbass laughing at something loudly

Other than that, it's probably a good experience

Also like his fiance, he will laugh at you if your back hurts (just a little bit)

Demo:

He's just a drunk pillow man

Drunk, he'll probably fall asleep, and on you (semi on purpose)

Sober, he'll laugh a little before just casually wrapping his arms around you (and falling asleep)

I love demoman :(

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AGHH hiii! Thank you for the ask!!! I love these silly billys sm