#soldier x zhanna x demoman

[mashedbootatoes]

Doodle dump

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Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong:

[Part 2]

Demoman is most likely under 30, making him either the third or second youngest out of the cast. I GET IT. YOU CAN ALL STOP TELLING ME HE'S "not actually under 30" IM TALKING ABOUT THIS COMIC ISSUE. NOT THE ACTUAL FULL COMIC SERIES WHERE IT TAKES PLACE 5 YEARS AFTER.

Scout can drive. He even has that taunt where he drives that little scooter.

Snipers glasses were likely given to him by his dad.

Engineer is NOT the most """sane""" of the mercs, that actually goes to Heavy. He has a severe God complex (line: "I am a GOD!") And cut off his arm cuz why not. He also has green eyes, not blue.

Medic is terrible at naming things. I just think this has a lot of potential for jokes.

Pyro is completely aware they're setting stuff on fire, they just like wearing their mask. They also aren't a kid despite how Miss Pauling talks to them.

Spy isn't as professional as people think. He takes 7 seconds to piss on a wall, and Miss Pauling tells him to wash his mask since he never takes it off.

Soldier WAS "racist" (I really don't know how to describe the term here) until he met Zhanna.

Finally, Heavy. I don't even need to explain anything. His entire CHARACTER is always mischaracterized to be Medic's alpha boyfriend. He's arguably the most caring one out of the mercs.

[glgtg]

Recent work haha >:)

[cawcawrobinjay]

this is how soldier/demo/zhanna polycule can still win

[spammiamm]

Boy oh BOY tea eff too dump

[ranger-la-criatura]

Screw it, I added my self-insert and her kiddos to the last panel of the TF2 comic!

Because why not?

Major spoiler warnings and all that!

Ranger's got gray hairs and the little ones aren't so little anymore 🥹🧡

Thanks for not messing this up, Valve.

[donethatbeforelong]

No one asked but here ya go, my ships ranked (with exception from the threesomes)

[kamekky]

hello tf2 nation [og pic + closeups under cut]

[thescaryhyperfem]

someone pls pls pls tell me their ship name (if there is even one)

[squishedegg]

This is poorly edited but here are my ships lol

[cause0fchaos]

Alr heres my TF2 ships that I like / am uncomfortable with because nobody asked 🤩

Now the thing with me is that I'm am NOT a multi shipper, if I like one ship the most, then that is the one I'm going to be sticking with, every other ship just becomes 'meh' to me. It's also just a matter that I really dont see any dynamics between other characters once I already have one ship.

My favorite Ships:

Heavy x Medic Ofc. Also any other variation of Heavmedic (bluexblue, emesis blu, ect just as long as it isnt Red x Blue)

Engie x Spy (I also like Red x Red, Blue x Blue but mainly Red engie and Blue spy because I like the Red Spyma ship as well. And Blue Engie and Spy because of Little Pootis)

Soilder x Zhanna (God they are so cute, only straight ship I support ong /j)

Soilder x Demo (Yes.)

Scout x Sniper (They're cute, but not one of my absolute favorites, probably just bc I think scout is odd)

I think that's really it for those ones, As I said I dont have a lot 🤷‍♂️

Now the stuff I'm uncomfortable with.

Scout with really any other merc besides Sniper. Like yea hes a consenting adult, but like I WOULD NOT GET WITH SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER. I also dont see him working well with any of the other mercs, not at all.

Any of the 'cest' ships, Like Medic x Medic ect. This one to me is more personal because I'm am an Identical Twin and I would never get with someone who looks exactly like me. Its just super hella weird to me and makes me squirm.

Pauling with any of the mercs. Like erm, I could see scout but that's one sided. But like my girl is very clearly a lesbian or something and shes far too sophisticated for the other merc's bullshit.

PYRO WITH ANYONE. To me Pyro is Aroace. I also dont see Pyro taking their mask let alone suit off for anyone. Also wasnt some sort of filter attached to their lungs or something idk.

And then ofc the obvious things yk, like.. gross Scout and spy, Icky yuck.

Anyway this isnt any disrespect towards people who do ship any other things, I just dont care for many of them an I'm quite honestly close minded about my ships 🤷‍♂️

[ben-afton-ben-afton]

Idk- Just a something from my sketchbook- (TF2 IN MY BLOOD-💥💥💥💥----)

(Part 1?)

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Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong PT 2:

[Previous post]

The Administrator INCLUDING miss Pauling often severaly underestimate the mercs intelligence and capabilities, so much so that Demoman and Soldier got away with being friends for months (or they hid it THAT well, I wouldn't put it past Soldier).

In the last post, a lot of people were saying that Demoman was over 30. I'd like to argue that Demoman is at least in his late 20s during the WAR! issue, though he was in his 30s during the gravel wars and later comics too. But let's agree to disagree before people get annoyed at me for getting a characters age wrong, let's say he's between 29-36.

I keep saying this and I'LL KEEP SAYING THIS! Scout KNOWS who his dad is, there's so much evidence, and he's WAY smarter then most people give him credit for. I made an analysis about the Meet The Scout video and the fact he took down almost HALF of the blu team means he's CRAZY strategic AND I'LL KEEP GLAZING THAT MF. HE IS CLEVER.

In the last post I said Engineer has green eyes. I was wrong about that, the image I used was a fan model. He's always wearing goggles so what his eyes look like are unknown. Though I've been told he doesn't have any eyes sculpted into his model, other people say they're blue.

Spy's character is what the fandom thinks Scout is like. He loves destruction, laughs whenever something wrong happens, and you'll see him smiling whenever something chaotic is going on. He's the original chaos gremlin and I want more depictions of him being like that.

I didn't know the term last post so I called Soldier racist (since he doesn't care who you are as long as you're American). It's called xenophobic, which I didn't know was a thing. So thanks for the correction.

Medic isn't as strong as people depict. He gets his ass beaten A LOT, both in game play AND in the comics. He likes to observe the battle happening then he does fighting. But he DOES have muscle, so he's just a weak fighter.

Miss Pauling would NOT cover for their asses if she found out the mercs were dating the other team. Even if she finds it cute, she's more loyal to her boss then to her mercs. Before someone argues about whatever Heavy and Medic have going on and why she hasn't figured it out yet (which is definitely canon theres no way its not), this correlates to the other fact about her underestimating the mercs.

Miss Pauling also isn't a lesbian, that was just a joke the creator made and even then, Jay Pinkerton said himself that would be too simple (which I agree with). But people only listened to the lesbian part and not the tweet above it. Don't get me wrong, lesbian Pauling is funny but don't treat it as canonical.

(Can you guys leave me alone about this one fact. Yes I understand interpretation is different. Yes the 7th comic came out. YES I GET IT. STOP YAPPING ABOUT ONLY THIS ONE WHEN THERE'S 8 OTHER FACTS. I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN)

[th3tism]

Demo, Soldier, Pauling, & Zhanna’s reactions to an SO that accidentally falls asleep on their shoulder?

AGHHH!!! ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN ONE ASK! THANK YOUUU!!!!

Sleepy s/o

Warnings: none

Pauling:

She's probably fall asleep too

And if she doesn't, she'd freeze a little

It'll take her a few hours minutes to warm up to it, but she'll relax, and she'll probably rest her head on yours

Zhanna:

She won't care

You wanna rest your head on her shoulder?

Sure, do it, she doesn't mind

As long as you're comfy she doesn't care

Just don't complain about your back hurting in the morning because she will laugh at you

Soldier:

Kinda like his fiance where he doesn't mind

Though you'd probably wake up from his dumbass laughing at something loudly

Other than that, it's probably a good experience

Also like his fiance, he will laugh at you if your back hurts (just a little bit)

Demo:

He's just a drunk pillow man

Drunk, he'll probably fall asleep, and on you (semi on purpose)

Sober, he'll laugh a little before just casually wrapping his arms around you (and falling asleep)

I love demoman :(

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AGHH hiii! Thank you for the ask!!! I love these silly billys sm

[cawcawrobinjay]

demoman when he joins soldier and zhanna for a night out

[spammiamm]

Ummmm uhhhhh Tf2 doodle dump (plus unfinished drawing of soldier and zhanna Im never gonan get done💔💔💔)

Guys ignore the hands ignore the hands ignore the hands I dont LIKE hands