#saxton hale x merasmus

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This is poorly edited but here are my ships lol

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TF2 X Pokémon AU Part 2: Five More Characters And Their Pokémon Team

Last time, I posted Mercs’s Pokémon team as a remake from the previous month in April. Now, here is the list of five characters from TF2 and their Pokémon team. 

The first one is Miss Pauling, who is a loyal assistant and hardworking.

Miss Pauling’s (Psychic Type) Pokémon Team

Espurr; Got a gift from The Administrator as a reward for hard work. 

Reuniclus

Hatterene

Starmie

Farigiraf 

Gallade 

Next, the woman was a considerable influence and powerful being, she also played the role of Announcer or The Voice who's watching them in the monitoring control room, The Administrator!

The Administrator's (Poison Type) Pokémon Team

Seviper (Shiny)

Nidoking (Shiny)

Slowking (Galarian Form, Shiny)

Salazzle (Shiny)

Scolipede (Shiny)

Gengar (Shiny) 

The next third person is a daring Australian and the fourth richest in the United States. He’s the president and CEO of Mann Co. and also loves to fight some ferocious kind animals, Saxton Hale!

Saxton Hale’s (Fighting Type) Pokémon Team

Pawmot, nickname: Cooper

Primape 

Scrafty

Machamp

Kommo-o

Heracross

The next fourth person is, he was sometimes referred to as the wizard or magician. He’s six thousand years old, and his origin is unknown, also was afraid of the mafia from Japan that he must pay them back before the end meets. He hated Jane Doe, the Soldier, since he was an annoyance to him back then, Merasmus!

Merasmus’s (Ghost Type) Pokémon Team

Mimikyu

Gourgeist (Shiny)

Zoroark (Hisuian Form)

Typhlosion (Hisuian Form

Chandelure (Shiny)

Sableye 

Finally, the last character of the fifth person of TF2 characters and their Pokémon Team. The fourth person is a young girl and the daughter of a man named Gray Mann, she’s currently the CEO of Gray Gravel Co. after he was killed, Olivia Mann!

Olivia (Gray Mann’s Daughter) Pokémon Team 

Cufant (Shiny, got as a gift by her father, Gray Mann, before he was being killed.)

Espathra (Shiny)

Arboliva (Shiny)

Furfrou (Shiny)

Mismagius (Shiny)

Salamence (Shiny)

Okay, that’s all five of them and their Pokémon team. Sorry for deleting the old post last time, but I must slow down to understand myself. Again, I’m so sorry.

[darrowfire15]

Updated after the release of the 7th comic

Not too much changed, just added a few small details

TF2 x TOH AU Info

This will have BIG Spoilers for both TOH and TF2, so I suggest at least reading all the TF2 comics and watching TOH before proceeding.

Also, this is a very, very long post, so I suggest to strap yourself in.

Main 9 Mercs

Scout

A half-witch, half-bipedal demon hybrid. Forced into Illusion magic, but wants to do Bard magic like his Ma. Grew up in Bonesburough and went to Hexside. He’s the first of the group to verbally speak out about the Coven system.

Branded?: No Palisman: A hare named Knucklehead.

Soldier

A witch who practices Beast Keeping and Abomination Magic, but mostly a Wild Witch (emphasis on “Wild”). Lived in the forests of another carcass before being brought to the Boiling Isles. Considers himself Merasmus’ best friend.

Branded?: No Palisman: A raccoon named Lieutenant Bites.

Pyro

A bipedal demon who is a Wild witch. They are very skilled with fire magic, but was put in the Conformatorium for only using fire magic. They were released when the Mann brothers were looking for a pyromaniac.

Branded?: No Palisman: A unicorn named “Hudda Hudda” (no known translation)

Demoman

A witch who practices Potion magic and owns the biggest Apple Blood factory. Originally wanted to practice Bard magic, but was denied by his father. Was the first to create small portable exploding potions.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: A macaw named Aberdeen.

Heavy

A towering bipedal demon from the Knee who practices Abomination magic. Was forced to be branded when he accepted his job for the Mann brothers. He learned Abomination magic to keep his family safe.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: A bear named Sasha.

Engineer

A Grimwalker of Radigan Conagher who practices Construction and Healing magic. His family has been working with the Mann family since the Savage Ages. He eventually helped make the technology to remove sigils.

Branded?: No Palisman: None, built an artificial staff and uses artificial magic.

Medic

A witch who practices Healing magic, but is not part of the Healing Coven after some unethical experimentation. When Cmedic mysteriously disappeared, they reluctantly allowed him to become a Coven Head. He eventually helped make the technology to remove sigils.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: A dove named Archimedes. Sacrificed himself to heal Medic after Cheavy killed the witch.

Sniper

A Titan under the impression he’s a Bipedal demon. Practices Oracle and Potions magic, but mostly a Wild Witch. He found out he was adopted when his parents died and found out he was a Titan when he went to learn more about where he was taken from.

Branded?: No Palisman: An owl named Sir Hootsalot.

Spy

A bipedal demon who practices Illusions and is working for the Emperor's Coven. He goes undercover and locates Wild Witches to brand. Changes his appearance so Scout doesn’t suspect they’re related. Misses his palisman every time he sees everyone else use theirs.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: N/A

Emperor’s Coven

The Administrator

A human who came to the Boiling Isles back in the savage ages. She leeches off other witches magic so she can live longer. Established the Emperor's coven. The Day of Unity was to give her eternal youth by draining everyone’s magic. Their "Belos", if you will. She tries, and fails, to drain the Mercs of their magic before the Day of Unity.

Miss Pauling

A witch who works under the Administrator and is in the Emperor's coven. Very amused by Scout's flirting, but gets tired of it quick. She has no idea about the Day of Unity’s true plans. Didn’t have a palisman, just went straight to working for the Administrator.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: N/A

Administrator’s Messengers

Witches who work for the Administrator to deliver messages. Many of these messages are threats to known Wild Witches, but others are to just to send messages to the mercenaries. When they return, the Administrator drains them of their magic.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: N/A

Coven Heads

CHeavy

A bipedal demon. Head of the Abominations Coven.

CMedic

A half-witch, half-bipedal demon hybrid. Head of the Healing Coven.

Bea (CPyro)

A Beast demon. Head of the Bard Coven.

Virgil (CSniper)

A witch. Head of the Oracle Coven.

Fred (CEngineer)

A witch. Head of the Construction Coven.

Greg (CScout)

A witch. Head of the Plants Coven.

Ross (CSoldier)

A bipedal demon. Head of the Beast Keeping Coven.

CSpy

A Basilisk. Head of the Illusions Coven.

CDemo

A bipedal demon. Head of the Potions Coven.

The Mann Family

Zepheniah Mann

A witch who died in the Savage Ages and gifted his sons his land on the Boiling Isles and other titan carcasses.

Branded?: No Palisman: A German Shephard named Gravel. Gravel lives with the Bat Queen.

Redmond, Blutarch, and Gray Mann

Three of the most powerful witches who have been alive since the Savage Ages. Redmond and Blutarch helped create the 9 main covens while Gray secretly backed the support of the Emperor's coven. Gray eventually killed his brothers and gained control of all the other covens.

Branded?: Only Gray was branded.

Redmond’s Palisman: A cardinal named Carmine. Carmine was taken by the Administrator.

Blutarch’s Palisman: A blue jay named Azure. Azure was taken by the Administrator.

Gray’s Palisman: An eagle named Silver. When he dies, Silver leaves to live with the Bat Queen.

Olivia Mann

A young witch who lives in the Emperor's Castle and is Gray Mann’s daughter. She wants to learn Plant magic.

Branded?: No Palisman: N/A

Others

Saxton Hale

A big burly Bipedal demon who has a goal to fight every known beast demon. Specializes in Beast Keeping Magic (somehow) and wants to hunt down all the Slitherbeasts. Lost his backing from the Emperor’s coven when he declined a Witches Duel against Olivia Mann.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: A lion named Leo.

Mr. Bidwell and Mr. Reddy

Saxton Hale’s two assistants, with Bidwell, a witch, practicing Illusion magic and Reddy, a bipedal demon, practicing Plant magic. They work with Mr. Hale to ensure that his company is running smoothly until Mr. Hale lost his backing from the Emperor’s Coven.

Branded?: Yes
Palisman: Bidwell has an American foxhound named Dash. Reddy has an iguana named Jade.

Scout’s Ma

A witch who is the mother of 8 boys and practices Bard magic. She is a well known singer in the Boiling Isles, but wanted her sons to find something they like instead of following under her popularity.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: An oppossum named Rose.

Mr. and Mrs. Degroot

A pair of witches who ran the Isle’s most successful Apple Blood Factory. Mr. Degroot practiced Potion magic while Mrs. Degroot practiced Oracle magic. When Mr. Degroot passed, Tavish inherited his palisman.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: Mrs. Degroot’s palisman is a bat named Squeaks.

Mr. and Mrs. Mundy

A pair of bipedal demons who took in Sniper when finding his egg. Mrs. Mundy practices Plant magic and Mr. Mundy practices Beast Keeping magic. They lived on the left thigh of the titan on a farm until their deaths.

Branded?: Yes Palisman: Mr. Mundy is the only one with a palisman, a sheep named Woolly. Woolly went to live with the Bat Queen after they passed.

The Titan

Sniper’s real father, the Boiling Isles himself. He’s been watching his son since the Mundys took him in. He hopes that someday he’ll be able to say hello to his son face to face.

Radigan Conagher

A witch who worked all of his days behind the nine covens. He created the first artificial staff with artificial magic, as well as other great inventions. Unintentionally helped make the sigils stronger. When he died, Fred made a Grimwalker from his corpse and named him Dell.

Branded?: No Palisman: A coyote named Ruth. When he died, she went to live with the Bat Queen.

Heavy’s family

A family of Bipedal demons who escaped the Conformatorium after their father was petrified for going against the Coven System. They live on the Knee and hunt down beast demons to eat. Heavy stole palistrom wood and helped his sisters carve their palisman like their father did with him.

Branded?: No Palisman: - Heavy’s mother lost her palisman when escaping the Conformatorium. - Zhanna has a wolverine named Fyodor. - Bronislava has a snowy owl named Swift. - Yana has a borzoi named Eva.

1850’s team

The first witches who bore an early version of the sigils. It left them paralyzed and they died in the snow on the Knee. Their palismen were taken by the Administrator and drained of their magic.

Merasmus

A trapped Collector who lives in the skull of the Titan and aided the Administrator in perfecting the sigils. Sniper was the one to free him from his prison in exchange for the draining spell to stop.

Branded?: No Palisman: N/A

Spell Circle Colors

Red - The Administrator (Artificial Magic) - Medic - Redmond Mann - Greg - Mr. Bidwell

Orange - Pyro - Demoman - Mr. Degroot - Cheavy - Yana

Yellow - Saxton Hale - Scout - CDemoman - Mr. Mundy

Lime - CSpy - Merasmus

Green - Olivia Mann - Ross - Bronislava - Mrs. Mundy

Cyan - Engineer (Artificial Magic) - Spy - CMedic - Heavy’s mother - Radigan Conagher

Blue - Sniper (Titan magic) - Soldier - Blutarch Mann - Fred Conagher - Scout’s Ma

Purple - Miss Pauling - Virgil - Zephaniah Mann - Mrs. Degroot

Magenta - Heavy - Zhanna - Bea - Mr. Reddy

White - Emperor’s Coven - Gray Mann - Administrator’s Messengers

Storyline

Thousands of years ago, Titans roamed the demon realm and did as they pleased. Until the Collectors struck. They drove the Titans to extinction, the last Titan hiding his egg and capturing one of the Collectors named Merasmus. He captured the Collector before dying and decaying. That decay became the Boiling Isles.

Life began to blossom on the carcass, along with the creation of magic within those creatures. These beings separated themselves as witches and demons.

During the Savage ages, a human named Helen had stumbled in the Boiling Isles. She learned that by absorbing the magic of witches, she could stay young and beautiful. But her greed and crimes caused her to be run out of every town. To hide her identity, she went by the name Elizabeth and hid herself deep in the Isles. She drained any witch that crossed her paths. When traversing in the skull, she stumbled on Merasmus’ prison and promised to release him in return for an easier way to drain magic.

One wealthy witch, Zephaniah Mann, would come to have three sons. One of the babies, Gray Mann, would be kidnapped by a Griffin. His remaining sons, Redmond and Blutarch, would grow up to be great witches. Of course, they always fought for everything from their father.

When he was nearing his deathbed, Zephaniah split his lands between his two sons. Around this time, Elizabeth had heard about the brothers’ feud and snuck into their operation. Once he died, she approached the brothers and proposed a Coven system that would aid in their feud. Blind to her real intentions, the Mann brothers both supported her idea with enough Snails to make it happen. She gained the title “the Administrator” as she was head of the project.

With Merasmus and the Mann Brothers, she began her work to stay young forever. Her first version of the sigils were attempted on the 1850’s team when their fighting term ended, meaning any casualties wouldn’t be a complete loss. The first version failed, but she still drained them of their magic and took their palisman. She didn’t have the right materials, but someone else did…

Radigan Conagher, a smart witch, was hired to begin working behind the scenes for the 9 covens. He talked to the Administrator about the use of the Sigils and helped perfect them, making them stronger so that magic would be cut off indefinitely.

The Classic team was hired after the 1850’s team’s deaths, when the sigils were perfected. Because of the Mann Brother’s influence, witches slowly began getting sigils. After the Classic team’s fighting term for the Mann Brothers ended, they were promoted to be Coven Heads for the 9 covens by the Administrator.

Another Coven, the Emperor’s Coven, soon came into play. It was promised to the Mann brothers that it would give them dominion and power over the other residents of the Isles. In reality, the Administrator was the one getting all the power secretly. She hid her work so well that not even someone from the Oracle Coven could see it.

As time went on, the law on the Isles grew stricter to make sure that most witches had a sigil. Those who didn’t conform were called Wild Witches. They would either be sent to the Conformatorium and coaxed into getting branded, or publicly petrified if they fought back. Many Wild Witches were petrified early on just to instill fear, even when they agreed to being branded.

Present day, the battles for the lands continue with a new group of mercenaries. Each from different backgrounds and abilities from the Covens. One of the mercenaries, the Scout, began to question the Coven System. Secretly, he began to look into the creation of sigils with other Mercenaries, the Heavy and Sniper. Their research was constantly vandalized by the Spy under the Administrator’s orders. But even he began to question everything.

Scout eventually explained his thoughts to the other mercenaries in private, away from the Administrator. Eventually, with more digging, they found that the Day of Unity was a disguise to drain everyone’s magic. They didn’t know to where though, just that magic was to be drained.

When Redmond and Blutarch died at the hands of their brother, Gray Mann, the Mercenaries scattered by the command of the Administrator. He had been the one backing up the Emperor’s Coven financially. Publicly, he took over his brother’s positions, but the Administrator was still quietly in charge.

As the Day of Unity approached quickly, the Emperor’s coven became more uptight about Wild Witches being branded. They commanded that everyone who had magic should be in a Coven or be thrown in the Conformatorium. All of the split-up mercenaries kept in contact with one another about how to stop the Day of Unity. Their letters would be intercepted eventually and shown to the Administrator.

Figuring that the mercenaries were close to discovering her true intentions, the Administrator sends out the Coven Heads to track them down and hold them hostage for the Day of Unity. Working for them unknowingly, Miss Pauling was also sent out to collect the mercenaries under the guise that they would be “extra protection” for the Day of Unity.

Medic was brought in as a replacement for CMedic, who mysteriously disappeared. He hid his palisman, Archimedes, from the Administrator so she wouldn’t take him. Despite the other Coven Heads knowing, they don’t tell on Medic because they want the Day of Unity to go smoothly.

As Miss Pauling rounded up the mercenaries, the Sniper would discover that he’s a Titan when his parents passed. He would learn more when he convinced some of the rounded up mercenaries to join him to an uncharted island. As they explored the island and the tower, the Classic team cornered them and injured Sniper.

The Classic team locks everyone in the Conformatorium, sending Sniper to be patched up by Medic. Secretly, Medic hatched a plan to fight back against the Coven Heads and told Sniper. A while after Sniper was in his cell, he broke out with the other mercenaries and ran out to face the Classic team. Medic joined as his mask around the Coven heads broke.

Grouped together again, the TF2 Mercenaries have a confrontation with the Classic team. The Classic Mercenaries would get picked off one at a time, except Fred, who would run to return to the Administrator. During the fight, Medic dies at the hands of CHeavy and Heavy fights for his revenge. Archimedes would sacrifice himself to heal Medic just as the Classic team is beaten. To solidify their victory, the Classic team is petrified together.

With no back-up Coven Heads to complete the draining spell, the Administrator decides to lure in the TF2 Mercenaries and Miss Pauling. She would use them as stand-ins, to finally have her eternal youth.

Angry at the Administrator, Miss Pauling and the mercenaries make their way to the Emperor’s Castle. On the way, Coven scouts ambush them and knock them unconscious. When they come to, Sniper and Engineer are nowhere to be found. The mercenaries who weren’t branded before suddenly had sigils on their wrists.

Engineer is taken to the side to study Sniper since learning he’s a Titan. He hastily creates a plan and tries to execute it as the hours count down to the Day of Unity.

While he creates his plan, Engineer finds out that he’s a Grimwalker of his grandfather, Radigan Conagher. His father’s writings tell him everything he needs to know. Unfortunately, Fred finds his son going through his work and they have a tussle. During the fight, Fred brands Dell with the Oracle coven’s sigil, completing the set needed for the draining spell.

Taking place in the Skull, the Day of Unity is about to commence and the Administrator forces the mercenaries to participate. Of course, they retaliate, but the draining spell activates before they can do anything. All of the Isles attempts to escape the Skull, but faint and/or pass out before they can.

Sniper escapes from his cell as the spell begins. He finds Miss Pauling and, surprisingly, CMedic, and releases them both. CMedic was silenced after learning of the Administrator’s plans, but couldn’t be petrified quickly. All three travel to the Skull and find Merasmus, who is waiting to be freed by the Administrator. He recognizes Sniper as the last Titan and makes a deal; the draining spell stops in exchange for his freedom.

Merasmus is freed by Sniper and he stops the draining spell with the snap of his fingers. Everyone survives, the Administrator disintegrates via Mother Gothel style, and the Isles is saved. But Merasmus immediately begins to change the scenery, stretching out his ability after being captured for so long. He forces Sniper to help him rule his new kingdom and creates a castle in the Skull.

The mercenaries, CMedic, and Miss Pauling flee the Skull with the other Boiling Isles residents as Merasmus expels his magic to the land. Miss Pauling brings them to a secret hideout underground so they can work on a plan to stop Merasmus.

Meanwhile, Merasmus makes Sniper his Second in Command for his kingdom. He wants the power of the Titan all to himself to further his kingdom’s power. He also captured the residents of the Isles and as them either working or held in cells. No one is spared.

Figuring he needed protection, Merasmus took some of the petrified Wild Witches and reversed the effects. Some of those witches were the Classic team. All but Greg and Ross were resurrected.

As the months continue, Engineer continues to deal with the fact that he’s a Grimwalker, Medic is grieving from his palisman’s sacrifice, and those who were branded are trying to adjust to their confined abilities. Sniper sneaks out of the castle to meet up with them in secret.

One day, after careful planning, the mercenaries and Miss Pauling decide to infiltrate the castle. Sniper had given them a map of the inside and drew out where they should go. Unfortunately, Merasmus caught on to what Sniper was doing. When he returned next, he held the Titan in a cage and prepared himself to fight the mercenaries.

The TF2 team and Miss Pauling fight their way through the castle, taking down many wild witches before having one last confrontation against the Classic Team. CMedic tries to reason with CHeavy, but it’s no use and the Classic team gets beaten again. They run to the throne room and confront Merasmus.

Miss Pauling tries to reason with Merasmus, standing between him and the TF2 team. While she talked, Merasmus created a ball of flames in his fist and threw it at her. To save her from the blast, Scout jumped in the way and tries to shield her. He gets hit and slowly turns to stone until he dies, disintegrating. Spy, in a fit of rage, attacked Merasmus head-on, setting off the other mercenaries.

Drifting in the in-between, Scout meets the Titan himself, Sniper’s real father. He and the Titan talk about the Administrator and Merasmus, choices they made in life, and what could’ve been done. The Titan cannot remove the sigil on Scout’s arm, but he does trust the man to go back and fight against the Collector. Before Scout is revived, he asks if the Titan has any words for Sniper. Once he told the witch, the Titan revived him.

Scout is resurrected and infused with the Titan’s magic as the mercenaries are progressively losing. Merasmus took Sniper and fled the throne room, leaving the others to briefly admire Scout’s new look. They split up in two groups; half would go and free the Boiling Isle residents, the other half goes after Merasmus.

Medic, Heavy, Soldier, Miss Pauling, and Engineer go to the cells to free everyone. They escort everyone out of the castle as quickly as possible and Heavy reunites with his family.

Scout, Spy, Demoman, CMedic, and Pyro run after Merasmus and Sniper. On the way, Merasmus set up some obstacles to slow them down. Spy and Scout have a father-son bonding moment as they blast away the obstacles.

When they finally corner Merasmus, it’s on the room of the castle. Pyro and Scout distract the Collector while Demoman and Spy release Sniper. Soldier is the one to talk some sense into Merasmus and successfully befriend the Collector, stopping him from destroying the Isles. Scout uses the rest of his Titan magic to restore the Isles back to its mostly former glory. Once that’s done, Scout is returned back to normal as the Titan magic is used up. He tells Sniper what the Titan told him and Sniper feels content with the answer.

With the defeat of both Merasmus and the Administrator, the Boiling Isles started to slowly heal. The future few years change with the mercenaries as they find new occupations to busy themselves with.

Heavy begins a palisman carving business as the palistrom trees are replenished. He would carve Medic’s new Palisman, another dove named Hipparchus.

Engineer, Medic, and CMedic work together to create a device to remove sigils, which prove to be a success. Scout is the first to have his sigil removed.

Spy and Scout are learning how to wield other magic types together. Spy has also acquired a palisman from Heavy.

Scout has 8 children, a mix of girls and boys who are all mixes of bipedal demons and witches. He’s helping them learn any type of magic they want.

Soldier is in charge of a rehabilitation center for injured Beast Demons with his wife Zhanna and their two children. Pyro and Merasmus are his only other employees.

Merasmus visits the Boiling Isles once in a while, spending most of his time in space to reflect on his actions.

Demoman’s Apple Blood business blooms, as well as his side job playing the piano in bars. He also has a business in selling Elixirs. Mrs. Degroot is still unpleased.

Sniper goes off to discover more about Titans on other carcasses. He still comes back to occasionally visit everyone for the holidays.

The Classic Team (those remaining) retire from their mercenary work and help rebuild the Isles.

Saxton Hale is still off fighting every Beast demon, venturing off to new lands for the thrill of nature with his wife, Margaret.

Gray Mann is petrified after trying to incorporate the Coven system in the new era. Olivia Mann lives as a normal witch studying both Plant and Potions magic.

Miss Pauling’s whereabouts are unknown.

[puella-1n-somn10]

Yeah, uh. I have no explanation behind this, lmao.

Template and the list of ships present are under the cut. Source link will be in the RBs.

-I love them so so much!!!-

Heavy x Medic x Engineer (poly) // Heavy Metal Fest?

Sniperscout // Speeding Bullet

Soldierzhanna // Russian Raccoons

Spy x Scout's mom // Polaroid Collection

-I don't see why not!-

Spy x Heavy // Spoovy

Spy x Medic // Gentle Surgery

Spy x Engineer // Napoleon Complex

DemoSolly // Boots 'n Bombs (Demo is aromantic in my hc)

Pauling x Zhanna // Gay Awakening

Saxton Hale x Engineer

-Frens!-

Scout and Pauling

DemoSolly again

Pyro and Engineer

Scout and Pyro (hc heavy; Pyro is like the grandparent Scout never had)

Merasmus and Soldier, purely for shits and giggles

-May a plague of Sniperbots hit every server you visit-

Spy and Scout (inc//st; canonically father and son)

Heavy and Zhanna (look above; they're siblings)

Pyro and Scout (once more, a grandparent/grandson dynamic in my hc)

Pauling and Administrator (I'm a "Pauling is Administrator's Clone" theory truther)

[jarate-pissman]

ATLA x TF2 crossover part 2 Airbender Scout and Spy Lineart

Scout can move extremely fast like Aang in the series, and double jump also would be explainable as well.

Spy is Scout's Dad. Plus wearing his mask pushes down his hair making him look bald. Smack an arrow on that and you've got an airbender. Spy utilizes his airbending to avoid touching things as well. He's also quite light on his feet, like Scout.

As nice as it would be for Spy to be the Avatar (so he can mimic every team member) it would make him overpowered and would mess up powerscaling in this verse.)

So Saxton Hale is the Avatar. It was that or Merasmus.

[catgirlscout]

Hello dear fellow tf2 enjoyers. Have you recently craved for a ridiculously passionate, drawn-out, self-indulgent and at times horny, Fantasy AU of your favorite old men (and Scout and Pyro)? Including magic, wizards, dragons, knights with fancy swords and armor, having sex with said knights, found family, vampires and other mythical creatures. Oh boy, then do I have the FanFiction for you. Read The Fortresses (Medieval Mercs AU) on Ao3!!!!!!

Anyway Schleichwerbung aside, I would be really happy if you would check out my fanfic. There's some sketches and the map from the world building. I am putting a lot of work into it and I am very, very much in love. It's mostly for my own self enjoyment, so the updates are kinda irregular but the chapters are relatively short and easy to read. I just posted the newest chapter (Chapter 3) and I have a set outline for at least the next three chapters. Also, there are some really cool ships in this. The main ones are BLUDemo x REDScout, REDSniper x BLUSpy, REDSpy x BLUEngie, Heavy x Medic, BLUSniper x BLUScout, Soldier x Merasmus, Saxton Hale x Mr. Bidwell, Administrator x Miss Pauling. And there's even a bunch of OCs (mainly Scout's brothers) and children of OG mercs. There is to say there will be smut in this fanfiction, which will be relevant to the story and I don't know how explicit it will gonna get. But looking at my notes there will definitely be some SniperSpy, HeavyMedic and SoldierMerasmus fuckery in earlier chapters. And most definitely SpeedingBullet and Saxwell in the later ones as the story progresses. So yeah...hope anybody is looking forward to that. I sure am. In the meantime I also have a lot of other fanfics finished and actually exactly 20 wips currently. I lack any sort of self control. Help!

That's it. Enjoy your day!

Btw the map was made with Inkarnate. I literally put my whole Scoutussy into that map, it took like 9 hours to make. But it was completely free because I am a cheap whore.

[animeluvr1000]

Things I didn't expect in the 7th comic in tf2

WARNING MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!

•Medic x heavy cannon confirmed

• Soldier and Zhanna have children

• Scout able to take care of/ have children

• Buff Merasmus

• more engineer

• Saxton hale turn old

• Any of them to turn older/ A timeskip

• Heavy with a beard

• Spy without his mask

• The administrators background

• A happy ending!

It was the best thing that has happened to me (and all of the tf2 fans) all year!

[tf2shipswag]

ROUND 2 MATCH 8

[image id: an image showing the contestants for this round of the tf2 polycule swag bracket.

there is a separator going through the middle with a modified team fortress 2 logo, so that the middle is a heart rather than a circle. in the background there is a faint view of red howells polyamorous flag, under a heavy brown tint.

on the left, blu demoman, red soldier, and merasmus are all standing close together. on the right, the administrator, red sniper, and saxton hale are also standing close to one another. /end id.]

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Saxton x Merasmus where they have incredible hate-fueled sex and the next Adventures of Saxton Hale comic is him trying to escape The Merasmus Castle of DoomTM in the morning after

If you want an animal for him to punch he can punch Soldier's raccoons

[hacksawboy]

tf2 fans are just genetically creating yaoi in a lab atp i keep seeing ships that i didnt even know existed. like i can make up some crazy shit like fucking merasmus x saxton hale (which is a combo i genuinely just pulled out of my fucking ass) and theres a homosexual 20 something on tf2mblr whos already drawn fluff, suggestive, and borderline pornographic artwork of them. really nobody can commit to yaoi like gay autistic fps fans on tumblr

[team-headcanons-2]

Hello!! This is our Team Fortress 2 themed headcanons blog! Here we write headcanons for the mercenaries and other characters in the tf2 verse! We also take requests for specific headcanons.

Mod info:

This blog is run by a system

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Our collective pronouns are they/them call us Disaster or Gadget!

We will not write any of the following:

- illegal ships

- racism

- pregnancy

- yandere headcanons

- x reader (it's not that these ones are bad like the others I'm just bad at writing them I am so sorry in advance)

- nsfw or nsfw topics

We will write:

- legal ships

- aus

- stand alone headcanons for characters.

- headcanons about the families of the characters

- disability headcanons

- lgbtqia headcanons

- tf2 mercenaries, Ms Pauling, the Mann Family, Saxton Hale, Merasmus, the Tfc mercs, the robots, the Administrator, etc.

- we also write for freak fortress headcanons

Our requests are currently: open! Ask away!

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[florence-is-gay]

Are there things you absolutely love and think they are severely underrated? This can be, for example, ships, artists, fanfictions, weapons/cosmetics in the game, hell, even stuff that isn't related to tf2! :00

This is a difficult question!

Well I think that Saxton Hale is a bit underrated, since the main characters in the franchise are the 9 mercs. Mags is pretty cool, too. I love her a lot.

Underrated ships? Uhh.... Scout x Bidwell, Hale x Bidwell, Graymanm x Merasmus, Pauling x Zhanna...

Ooh, just think~ Zhanna x Mags, Pauling x Mags...(i just thought those up on the spot)

As for artists, I wouldn't say they're underrated but I look up to them a lot! I hope they don't mind the tag~

@gearlic @gearbroth @ropasart @infamouslydorky @protowilson

Same goes for fanfics, i wouldn't say they are underrated, but here's small list!

- It Could Be Worse (sniperspy) it was on ao3 but susdenly i can't find it :c

- Cold Front (sniperspy, nsfw)

- Solitude (sniperspy, 50 long chapters but a great story)

- Comfort in the arms of a bear (heavymedic fluff)

Plus one that i can't remember the name of, but its a Heavymedic fic where Medic gets a non-consensual lobotomy that basically ruins him.

Anyway, that's it for now!! Thank you for your question, and I hope you visit my askbox again soon!!

[tf2humbug]

My TF2 Comic Series

This is a rough idea as to how I'd plan out a new on-going TF2 series if I were given the chance, based on what I know of established plot and my major assumptions about what some of the final developments are likely to be. When (if?) part 7 of the current TF2 comics storyline gets released, a lot of this may get rendered moot. I'm just spit-balling, anyway. It's fun! So! Here we go. Picking back up in the spring of 1974. Everything is different yet also pretty much exactly the same. Demo gets saddled with Merasmus, first as a roommate, then as a magical mentor. Merasmus knows he must eventually train a successor to carry his arcane knowledge into the future, and while this guy may be drunk half the time, he actually has a lot of potential. And besides, he did Merasmus a solid when he took him in. So Demo embarks on a wondrous-yet-annoying quest to unlock his magical potential and claim his alchemical heritage. Merasmus and Mrs. DeGroot get along like they've been friends their whole lives, of course. Demo's home life becomes a wacky supernatural sitcom starring himself, Merasmus, his mum, and his three familiars Eyelander, Bombnomicon, and Mini Monoculous. (Those three have their own weird dynamic. None of them actually like each other very much.) And hey, magic powers!!!! Zhanna and Soldier have the biggest, stupidest, most elaborate Hawaiian wedding ever because it's the furthest thing from that frozen Siberian hellscape she could imagine. (Soldier grumbles a bit that it's barely even America, but finally relents.) Literally everyone is invited, including any and all NPCs, old enemies, the ghost of Tom Jones, a clan of raccoons, and close family of the mercs. We get to meet Soldier's weirdly normal family and catch up with Zhanna's family. Soldier turns into a drama-bomb groomzilla while Zhanna is just overwhelmed with happiness. She falls into a coma from the mental shock and is roused out of it when magical intervention annoys her into returning to reality. Once married, they immediately begin furiously attempting to conceive a child. Like, more than they were before. Heavy himself is adjusting to his new family situation and being a little overbearing (unintentionally.) His mother is happy to be taken care of, so he moves her to America and builds her a beautiful cottage not too far from where he lives. It has all the amenities, including a high-powered laser mounted on the roof. Zhanna is starting her own family, and he's secretly giddy at the idea of being an uncle. Yana and Bronislava are both off on their own world-trotting adventures, but they don't write him as often as he would like. He's collecting the selfies they mail him from all the exotic locations they visit into a photo album, which he likes to flip through and feel that big brother combination of pride and worry. Medic has to deal with his past, such as his parents. He's finally gotten around to going through the box of keepsakes and documents left to him by his mother, where he makes some interesting discoveries, and his elderly father comes sniffing around, presumably to take advantage of his estranged son's advances in rejuvenatory medicine. Meanwhile, occasional bids from Mephisto, Perdition Representative and current minority shareholder of his souls, to tempt him into trading for more favors are casually swatted away. (I mean, until he actually wants something he can't accomplish himself.) Medic really shouldn't underestimate a sufficiently pissed-off devil, though. They have ways. Throughout every story, hints are occasionally dropped that Pyro is an alien. Some are subtle, some... less so. Someone important apparently takes notice when Pyro begins to be followed around by 70s-era X-Files style FBI agents. Balloonicorn delights in terrorizing them, but Pyro is looking forward to making real good friends! Ultimately, nothing is ever revealed one way or another about Pyro's nature, so everyone just ends up kind of confused. Saxton Hale has stepped down as the big boss of Mann Co (handed over to Miss Pauling, who will sometimes call for advice) but remains an investor. He and Mags are now a power couple, but he's going through a mid-life crisis in which he's seeking out and wrestling the most legendary, dangerous monsters in the world, which is getting dangerous even for him. Mags has her own complicated feelings about the rekindled relationship, including the baggage from her past marriages, brief as they were. Eventually Saxton must face the fact that the most challenging foe he must wrestle into submission is... HIS DUTY TO MANKIND (and Mags.) They return to Australia to help rebuild after the loss of all the world's Australium and oppose Charles Darling's growing post-apocalyptic Thunderdome-esque zoo-based empire. Sniper has manned a disastrous submarine expedition to the sunken ruins of New Zealand (because he built it himself and refused to ask for help) and barely survived. He reluctantly asks his fellow mercs and Miss Pauling for help in a second expedition, recovering artifacts of his lost heritage in return for sharing it with Mann Co. He also gets roped into Mad Max-esque adventures with Saxton Hale and Mags. And of course, his birth parents are still at-large, which he doesn't know how to deal with AT ALL. Miss Pauling is juggling several explosives at once. First, she's just getting the hang of being Mann Co. boss (including having people do things FOR HER, her assistants Bidwell and Reddy), dealing with the terrorist cult Rise & Shine that's out to ruin the company, hiring new staff (Driver to help with the cult situation and a new merc liaison to fill her old role, Chicken Girl), forging her vision for the future of Mann Co., and deciding how to deal with the company's inconvenient ward Olivia Mann. She has her fair share of frazzled moments and sudden urges to dump all her responsibilities and run far, far away, but she never does. That's not who she is. Oh, and she gets a girlfriend, so that's nice. The new liaison Chicken Girl (as everyone insists on calling her after Scout recognizes her) doesn't actually remember Scout and finds him very aggravating, but not enough to quit her new super-legit job, which she's actually very good at, once she gets the hang of it. She just wishes they'd stop calling her Chicken Girl. Just "Chick" isn't an acceptable substitute. Engie is increasingly called on by Miss Pauling to consult on developing exciting new tech for Mann Co, which is especially important in a world without Australium to fuel effortless scientific discovery. The McMANN is his first such success, and he's so excited and proud! He collaborated with Driver, the new blood, on its final design, but it was 95% his project. (He's pretty sure that goes without saying.) Engie spends a lot of his time quietly tinkering away at ideas to make the McMANN even better, but he cooking up some other stuff that he knows Miss Pauling will be interested in. Even though some of it's a little... weird. Scout, Spy, and Scout's ma are awkwardly trying to form a conventional family unit. This is extremely complicated because Scout is still convinced his father is Tom Jones and there are all those older brothers to deal with. The most successful moments happen when Scout's ma tricks the two of them into spending time with her for a nice outing like a picnic at an outdoor concert, a baseball game, a demolition derby, etc. (Of course, there are shenanigans.) We also learn about the history behind Scout's parentage. The Mann brothers are all still hanging around as increasingly irrelevant ghosts, doing silly ghost stuff. Since they're triplets, none of them can move on unless they all do, and it's a constant source of arguments. Redmond & Blutarch just want to pull spooky pranks on people, but Gray takes as much time as he can to try to influence and even possess his daughter Olivia, which she eventually starts fighting. I would include Driver in this new set-up, as previously mentioned. As the new recruit, she'd be the one to ask questions about stuff the audience might want answers to, which is a useful function in fiction where a bunch of crazy shit happens all the time. She'd have her own little character arcs, too, but I've gone on enough about all that. And do keep an eye on that weird new cult that has it out for Mann Co. Rise & Shine? Yeah, I've mentioned them a few times. To the public, they seem so cute and harmless, with their chubby smiling mascot of a guru, talk show coverage, novelty songs, and funny comic book series. But we know better.

[goatism]

fandom thing (including the comics if you've read them): TF2

I don’t think I’ve read the last couple of comics but yeah... :I

The first character I first fell in love with: PyroThe character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Gray MannThe character everyone else loves that I don’t: Saxton Hale (I literally forgot his name and googled ‘tf2 mustache man’)The character I love that everyone else hates: Gray Mann plsThe character I used to love but don’t any longer: SpyThe character I would totally smooch: ZhannaThe character I’d want to be like: EngieThe character I’d slap: Merasmus probablyA pairing that I love: Medic x Miss PaulingA pairing that I despise: Heavy x Medic maybe? It kinda got too overrated for me at some point

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Okay so the anon who said Saxron x Merasmus actually gave me brain worms

I think Merasmus does her usual thing and Saxtons just like "I like your funny words magic man!"

Maybe it's respect? Maybe it's pity? But I honestly think Hale would be this fail girls hype man

Oh I think Saxton Hale would HATE Merasmus at first they just feel like they have such clashing vibes. However I do think Hale would hate Merasmus because he wants to fuck her and that makes him angry if that counts for anything

[florence-is-gay]

So.... so so... What are your favorite ships? (if ya got any)

Hm... I hope this isn't too extra, but imma just go ahead and list all of my ships bc why not 👀

OTP: Sniperspy

Way up there!!: Sniperscout, heavymedic, junegineer (oc x canon that i ship hardcore)

Cute ships!!: Pyroscout, demosolly, engie x solly, engispy (mainly in gearbroth's art), miss pauling x zhanna, solly x zhanna, sniper x medic

Kinda ship them: sniper x engie, sniper x demo, spy x solly, miss pauling x scout

Rarepair!: pyro x sniper (mainly in rp with a friend), bidwell x Saxton hale, bidwell x scout (bc of one specific tumblr), merasmus x grayman (bc of one specific tumblr)

Triangles!: medic x sniper x spy, sniper x scout x demo, sniper x scout x pyro (bc of rp with a friend)

"Weird" ships: red medic x blu medic, red scout x blu scout (but more as a bromance)

and also under "weird ships", this one blog that drew red spy and blu spy with swapped heads and blue spy was a bit more feminine and had fairer skin while red spy was more masculine and a bit more tan, and honestly idk why but it was kinda cute haha (would still be cute even if their heads weren't swapped but it makes the ship more unique)

This isn't really a ship but i also really like tentaspy. He's cool :D