#saxton hale x merasmus

[squishedegg]

This is poorly edited but here are my ships lol

[peonydollbunny-drawwrite]

TF2 X Pokémon AU Part 2: Five More Characters And Their Pokémon Team

Last time, I posted Mercs’s Pokémon team as a remake from the previous month in April. Now, here is the list of five characters from TF2 and their Pokémon team. 

The first one is Miss Pauling, who is a loyal assistant and hardworking.

Miss Pauling’s (Psychic Type) Pokémon Team

Espurr; Got a gift from The Administrator as a reward for hard work. 

Reuniclus

Hatterene

Starmie

Farigiraf 

Gallade 

Next, the woman was a considerable influence and powerful being, she also played the role of Announcer or The Voice who's watching them in the monitoring control room, The Administrator!

The Administrator's (Poison Type) Pokémon Team

Seviper (Shiny)

Nidoking (Shiny)

Slowking (Galarian Form, Shiny)

Salazzle (Shiny)

Scolipede (Shiny)

Gengar (Shiny) 

The next third person is a daring Australian and the fourth richest in the United States. He’s the president and CEO of Mann Co. and also loves to fight some ferocious kind animals, Saxton Hale!

Saxton Hale’s (Fighting Type) Pokémon Team

Pawmot, nickname: Cooper

Primape 

Scrafty

Machamp

Kommo-o

Heracross

The next fourth person is, he was sometimes referred to as the wizard or magician. He’s six thousand years old, and his origin is unknown, also was afraid of the mafia from Japan that he must pay them back before the end meets. He hated Jane Doe, the Soldier, since he was an annoyance to him back then, Merasmus!

Merasmus’s (Ghost Type) Pokémon Team

Mimikyu

Gourgeist (Shiny)

Zoroark (Hisuian Form)

Typhlosion (Hisuian Form

Chandelure (Shiny)

Sableye 

Finally, the last character of the fifth person of TF2 characters and their Pokémon Team. The fourth person is a young girl and the daughter of a man named Gray Mann, she’s currently the CEO of Gray Gravel Co. after he was killed, Olivia Mann!

Olivia (Gray Mann’s Daughter) Pokémon Team 

Cufant (Shiny, got as a gift by her father, Gray Mann, before he was being killed.)

Espathra (Shiny)

Arboliva (Shiny)

Furfrou (Shiny)

Mismagius (Shiny)

Salamence (Shiny)

Okay, that’s all five of them and their Pokémon team. Sorry for deleting the old post last time, but I must slow down to understand myself. Again, I’m so sorry.

[puella-1n-somn10]

Yeah, uh. I have no explanation behind this, lmao.

Template and the list of ships present are under the cut. Source link will be in the RBs.

-I love them so so much!!!-

Heavy x Medic x Engineer (poly) // Heavy Metal Fest?

Sniperscout // Speeding Bullet

Soldierzhanna // Russian Raccoons

Spy x Scout's mom // Polaroid Collection

-I don't see why not!-

Spy x Heavy // Spoovy

Spy x Medic // Gentle Surgery

Spy x Engineer // Napoleon Complex

DemoSolly // Boots 'n Bombs (Demo is aromantic in my hc)

Pauling x Zhanna // Gay Awakening

Saxton Hale x Engineer

-Frens!-

Scout and Pauling

DemoSolly again

Pyro and Engineer

Scout and Pyro (hc heavy; Pyro is like the grandparent Scout never had)

Merasmus and Soldier, purely for shits and giggles

-May a plague of Sniperbots hit every server you visit-

Spy and Scout (inc//st; canonically father and son)

Heavy and Zhanna (look above; they're siblings)

Pyro and Scout (once more, a grandparent/grandson dynamic in my hc)

Pauling and Administrator (I'm a "Pauling is Administrator's Clone" theory truther)

[jarate-pissman]

ATLA x TF2 crossover part 2 Airbender Scout and Spy Lineart

Scout can move extremely fast like Aang in the series, and double jump also would be explainable as well.

Spy is Scout's Dad. Plus wearing his mask pushes down his hair making him look bald. Smack an arrow on that and you've got an airbender. Spy utilizes his airbending to avoid touching things as well. He's also quite light on his feet, like Scout.

As nice as it would be for Spy to be the Avatar (so he can mimic every team member) it would make him overpowered and would mess up powerscaling in this verse.)

So Saxton Hale is the Avatar. It was that or Merasmus.

[catgirlscout]

Hello dear fellow tf2 enjoyers. Have you recently craved for a ridiculously passionate, drawn-out, self-indulgent and at times horny, Fantasy AU of your favorite old men (and Scout and Pyro)? Including magic, wizards, dragons, knights with fancy swords and armor, having sex with said knights, found family, vampires and other mythical creatures. Oh boy, then do I have the FanFiction for you. Read The Fortresses (Medieval Mercs AU) on Ao3!!!!!!

Anyway Schleichwerbung aside, I would be really happy if you would check out my fanfic. There's some sketches and the map from the world building. I am putting a lot of work into it and I am very, very much in love. It's mostly for my own self enjoyment, so the updates are kinda irregular but the chapters are relatively short and easy to read. I just posted the newest chapter (Chapter 3) and I have a set outline for at least the next three chapters. Also, there are some really cool ships in this. The main ones are BLUDemo x REDScout, REDSniper x BLUSpy, REDSpy x BLUEngie, Heavy x Medic, BLUSniper x BLUScout, Soldier x Merasmus, Saxton Hale x Mr. Bidwell, Administrator x Miss Pauling. And there's even a bunch of OCs (mainly Scout's brothers) and children of OG mercs. There is to say there will be smut in this fanfiction, which will be relevant to the story and I don't know how explicit it will gonna get. But looking at my notes there will definitely be some SniperSpy, HeavyMedic and SoldierMerasmus fuckery in earlier chapters. And most definitely SpeedingBullet and Saxwell in the later ones as the story progresses. So yeah...hope anybody is looking forward to that. I sure am. In the meantime I also have a lot of other fanfics finished and actually exactly 20 wips currently. I lack any sort of self control. Help!

That's it. Enjoy your day!

Btw the map was made with Inkarnate. I literally put my whole Scoutussy into that map, it took like 9 hours to make. But it was completely free because I am a cheap whore.

[tf2shipswag]

ROUND 2 MATCH 8

[image id: an image showing the contestants for this round of the tf2 polycule swag bracket.

there is a separator going through the middle with a modified team fortress 2 logo, so that the middle is a heart rather than a circle. in the background there is a faint view of red howells polyamorous flag, under a heavy brown tint.

on the left, blu demoman, red soldier, and merasmus are all standing close together. on the right, the administrator, red sniper, and saxton hale are also standing close to one another. /end id.]

[team-headcanons-2]

Hello!! This is our Team Fortress 2 themed headcanons blog! Here we write headcanons for the mercenaries and other characters in the tf2 verse! We also take requests for specific headcanons.

Mod info:

This blog is run by a system

The body is a Minor

Our collective pronouns are they/them call us Disaster or Gadget!

We will not write any of the following:

- illegal ships

- racism

- pregnancy

- yandere headcanons

- x reader (it's not that these ones are bad like the others I'm just bad at writing them I am so sorry in advance)

- nsfw or nsfw topics

We will write:

- legal ships

- aus

- stand alone headcanons for characters.

- headcanons about the families of the characters

- disability headcanons

- lgbtqia headcanons

- tf2 mercenaries, Ms Pauling, the Mann Family, Saxton Hale, Merasmus, the Tfc mercs, the robots, the Administrator, etc.

- we also write for freak fortress headcanons

Our requests are currently: open! Ask away!

Current icon by: @/quazies

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Saxton x Merasmus where they have incredible hate-fueled sex and the next Adventures of Saxton Hale comic is him trying to escape The Merasmus Castle of DoomTM in the morning after

If you want an animal for him to punch he can punch Soldier's raccoons

[hacksawboy]

tf2 fans are just genetically creating yaoi in a lab atp i keep seeing ships that i didnt even know existed. like i can make up some crazy shit like fucking merasmus x saxton hale (which is a combo i genuinely just pulled out of my fucking ass) and theres a homosexual 20 something on tf2mblr whos already drawn fluff, suggestive, and borderline pornographic artwork of them. really nobody can commit to yaoi like gay autistic fps fans on tumblr

[florence-is-gay]

Are there things you absolutely love and think they are severely underrated? This can be, for example, ships, artists, fanfictions, weapons/cosmetics in the game, hell, even stuff that isn't related to tf2! :00

This is a difficult question!

Well I think that Saxton Hale is a bit underrated, since the main characters in the franchise are the 9 mercs. Mags is pretty cool, too. I love her a lot.

Underrated ships? Uhh.... Scout x Bidwell, Hale x Bidwell, Graymanm x Merasmus, Pauling x Zhanna...

Ooh, just think~ Zhanna x Mags, Pauling x Mags...(i just thought those up on the spot)

As for artists, I wouldn't say they're underrated but I look up to them a lot! I hope they don't mind the tag~

@gearlic @gearbroth @ropasart @infamouslydorky @protowilson

Same goes for fanfics, i wouldn't say they are underrated, but here's small list!

- It Could Be Worse (sniperspy) it was on ao3 but susdenly i can't find it :c

- Cold Front (sniperspy, nsfw)

- Solitude (sniperspy, 50 long chapters but a great story)

- Comfort in the arms of a bear (heavymedic fluff)

Plus one that i can't remember the name of, but its a Heavymedic fic where Medic gets a non-consensual lobotomy that basically ruins him.

Anyway, that's it for now!! Thank you for your question, and I hope you visit my askbox again soon!!

[tf2humbug]

My TF2 Comic Series

This is a rough idea as to how I'd plan out a new on-going TF2 series if I were given the chance, based on what I know of established plot and my major assumptions about what some of the final developments are likely to be. When (if?) part 7 of the current TF2 comics storyline gets released, a lot of this may get rendered moot. I'm just spit-balling, anyway. It's fun! So! Here we go. Picking back up in the spring of 1974. Everything is different yet also pretty much exactly the same. Demo gets saddled with Merasmus, first as a roommate, then as a magical mentor. Merasmus knows he must eventually train a successor to carry his arcane knowledge into the future, and while this guy may be drunk half the time, he actually has a lot of potential. And besides, he did Merasmus a solid when he took him in. So Demo embarks on a wondrous-yet-annoying quest to unlock his magical potential and claim his alchemical heritage. Merasmus and Mrs. DeGroot get along like they've been friends their whole lives, of course. Demo's home life becomes a wacky supernatural sitcom starring himself, Merasmus, his mum, and his three familiars Eyelander, Bombnomicon, and Mini Monoculous. (Those three have their own weird dynamic. None of them actually like each other very much.) And hey, magic powers!!!! Zhanna and Soldier have the biggest, stupidest, most elaborate Hawaiian wedding ever because it's the furthest thing from that frozen Siberian hellscape she could imagine. (Soldier grumbles a bit that it's barely even America, but finally relents.) Literally everyone is invited, including any and all NPCs, old enemies, the ghost of Tom Jones, a clan of raccoons, and close family of the mercs. We get to meet Soldier's weirdly normal family and catch up with Zhanna's family. Soldier turns into a drama-bomb groomzilla while Zhanna is just overwhelmed with happiness. She falls into a coma from the mental shock and is roused out of it when magical intervention annoys her into returning to reality. Once married, they immediately begin furiously attempting to conceive a child. Like, more than they were before. Heavy himself is adjusting to his new family situation and being a little overbearing (unintentionally.) His mother is happy to be taken care of, so he moves her to America and builds her a beautiful cottage not too far from where he lives. It has all the amenities, including a high-powered laser mounted on the roof. Zhanna is starting her own family, and he's secretly giddy at the idea of being an uncle. Yana and Bronislava are both off on their own world-trotting adventures, but they don't write him as often as he would like. He's collecting the selfies they mail him from all the exotic locations they visit into a photo album, which he likes to flip through and feel that big brother combination of pride and worry. Medic has to deal with his past, such as his parents. He's finally gotten around to going through the box of keepsakes and documents left to him by his mother, where he makes some interesting discoveries, and his elderly father comes sniffing around, presumably to take advantage of his estranged son's advances in rejuvenatory medicine. Meanwhile, occasional bids from Mephisto, Perdition Representative and current minority shareholder of his souls, to tempt him into trading for more favors are casually swatted away. (I mean, until he actually wants something he can't accomplish himself.) Medic really shouldn't underestimate a sufficiently pissed-off devil, though. They have ways. Throughout every story, hints are occasionally dropped that Pyro is an alien. Some are subtle, some... less so. Someone important apparently takes notice when Pyro begins to be followed around by 70s-era X-Files style FBI agents. Balloonicorn delights in terrorizing them, but Pyro is looking forward to making real good friends! Ultimately, nothing is ever revealed one way or another about Pyro's nature, so everyone just ends up kind of confused. Saxton Hale has stepped down as the big boss of Mann Co (handed over to Miss Pauling, who will sometimes call for advice) but remains an investor. He and Mags are now a power couple, but he's going through a mid-life crisis in which he's seeking out and wrestling the most legendary, dangerous monsters in the world, which is getting dangerous even for him. Mags has her own complicated feelings about the rekindled relationship, including the baggage from her past marriages, brief as they were. Eventually Saxton must face the fact that the most challenging foe he must wrestle into submission is... HIS DUTY TO MANKIND (and Mags.) They return to Australia to help rebuild after the loss of all the world's Australium and oppose Charles Darling's growing post-apocalyptic Thunderdome-esque zoo-based empire. Sniper has manned a disastrous submarine expedition to the sunken ruins of New Zealand (because he built it himself and refused to ask for help) and barely survived. He reluctantly asks his fellow mercs and Miss Pauling for help in a second expedition, recovering artifacts of his lost heritage in return for sharing it with Mann Co. He also gets roped into Mad Max-esque adventures with Saxton Hale and Mags. And of course, his birth parents are still at-large, which he doesn't know how to deal with AT ALL. Miss Pauling is juggling several explosives at once. First, she's just getting the hang of being Mann Co. boss (including having people do things FOR HER, her assistants Bidwell and Reddy), dealing with the terrorist cult Rise & Shine that's out to ruin the company, hiring new staff (Driver to help with the cult situation and a new merc liaison to fill her old role, Chicken Girl), forging her vision for the future of Mann Co., and deciding how to deal with the company's inconvenient ward Olivia Mann. She has her fair share of frazzled moments and sudden urges to dump all her responsibilities and run far, far away, but she never does. That's not who she is. Oh, and she gets a girlfriend, so that's nice. The new liaison Chicken Girl (as everyone insists on calling her after Scout recognizes her) doesn't actually remember Scout and finds him very aggravating, but not enough to quit her new super-legit job, which she's actually very good at, once she gets the hang of it. She just wishes they'd stop calling her Chicken Girl. Just "Chick" isn't an acceptable substitute. Engie is increasingly called on by Miss Pauling to consult on developing exciting new tech for Mann Co, which is especially important in a world without Australium to fuel effortless scientific discovery. The McMANN is his first such success, and he's so excited and proud! He collaborated with Driver, the new blood, on its final design, but it was 95% his project. (He's pretty sure that goes without saying.) Engie spends a lot of his time quietly tinkering away at ideas to make the McMANN even better, but he cooking up some other stuff that he knows Miss Pauling will be interested in. Even though some of it's a little... weird. Scout, Spy, and Scout's ma are awkwardly trying to form a conventional family unit. This is extremely complicated because Scout is still convinced his father is Tom Jones and there are all those older brothers to deal with. The most successful moments happen when Scout's ma tricks the two of them into spending time with her for a nice outing like a picnic at an outdoor concert, a baseball game, a demolition derby, etc. (Of course, there are shenanigans.) We also learn about the history behind Scout's parentage. The Mann brothers are all still hanging around as increasingly irrelevant ghosts, doing silly ghost stuff. Since they're triplets, none of them can move on unless they all do, and it's a constant source of arguments. Redmond & Blutarch just want to pull spooky pranks on people, but Gray takes as much time as he can to try to influence and even possess his daughter Olivia, which she eventually starts fighting. I would include Driver in this new set-up, as previously mentioned. As the new recruit, she'd be the one to ask questions about stuff the audience might want answers to, which is a useful function in fiction where a bunch of crazy shit happens all the time. She'd have her own little character arcs, too, but I've gone on enough about all that. And do keep an eye on that weird new cult that has it out for Mann Co. Rise & Shine? Yeah, I've mentioned them a few times. To the public, they seem so cute and harmless, with their chubby smiling mascot of a guru, talk show coverage, novelty songs, and funny comic book series. But we know better.

[goatism]

fandom thing (including the comics if you've read them): TF2

I don’t think I’ve read the last couple of comics but yeah... :I

The first character I first fell in love with: PyroThe character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Gray MannThe character everyone else loves that I don’t: Saxton Hale (I literally forgot his name and googled ‘tf2 mustache man’)The character I love that everyone else hates: Gray Mann plsThe character I used to love but don’t any longer: SpyThe character I would totally smooch: ZhannaThe character I’d want to be like: EngieThe character I’d slap: Merasmus probablyA pairing that I love: Medic x Miss PaulingA pairing that I despise: Heavy x Medic maybe? It kinda got too overrated for me at some point

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Okay so the anon who said Saxron x Merasmus actually gave me brain worms

I think Merasmus does her usual thing and Saxtons just like "I like your funny words magic man!"

Maybe it's respect? Maybe it's pity? But I honestly think Hale would be this fail girls hype man

Oh I think Saxton Hale would HATE Merasmus at first they just feel like they have such clashing vibes. However I do think Hale would hate Merasmus because he wants to fuck her and that makes him angry if that counts for anything

[florence-is-gay]

So.... so so... What are your favorite ships? (if ya got any)

Hm... I hope this isn't too extra, but imma just go ahead and list all of my ships bc why not 👀

OTP: Sniperspy

Way up there!!: Sniperscout, heavymedic, junegineer (oc x canon that i ship hardcore)

Cute ships!!: Pyroscout, demosolly, engie x solly, engispy (mainly in gearbroth's art), miss pauling x zhanna, solly x zhanna, sniper x medic

Kinda ship them: sniper x engie, sniper x demo, spy x solly, miss pauling x scout

Rarepair!: pyro x sniper (mainly in rp with a friend), bidwell x Saxton hale, bidwell x scout (bc of one specific tumblr), merasmus x grayman (bc of one specific tumblr)

Triangles!: medic x sniper x spy, sniper x scout x demo, sniper x scout x pyro (bc of rp with a friend)

"Weird" ships: red medic x blu medic, red scout x blu scout (but more as a bromance)

and also under "weird ships", this one blog that drew red spy and blu spy with swapped heads and blue spy was a bit more feminine and had fairer skin while red spy was more masculine and a bit more tan, and honestly idk why but it was kinda cute haha (would still be cute even if their heads weren't swapped but it makes the ship more unique)

This isn't really a ship but i also really like tentaspy. He's cool :D