#miracle workers incorrect quotes

[padfoot0216]

*Eliza lost in a public place*

Sanjay - How do you lose a woman?!

Craig - You forget to cherish her.

[zootopiathingz]

Adam: any last words?!

Sir Pentious: maybe?

Sir Pentious: you know what, no. I’m good.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: i love being friends with jake.

EB: imagine dealing with an international crisis involving precious artifacts and some one is like, “don’t worry, i know a guy.” and it’s a dorky guy from the middle of pacific ocean named jake who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world with the power of his double pistols and cargo shorts.

EB: you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he is on the case with a 98% success rate and his ass is out.

[incorrect-supercorp]

Lena: People hate me because I'm rich, but I worked hard to get where I am today. I had to be born, and keep living, and not die. It's exhausting!

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Ruby: If you rearrange the letters in machine you get "I am chained."

Penny: No you don't.

Ruby: Yeah but it's really close.

[thingsphoenix21]

Zeus: What I really don't get. Is how they do it? Ares and Eris how do they come out of big messes? How?

Hera*sipping wine beside him*: They don't. They make one worse and cancel the first one. So It's left for me to fix.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Jodo Kast: Do you know how frustrating it is to be the number one mercenary and still be compared to Boba Fett?

Boba Fett: With all fairness, you're a fantastic mercenary Kast, but I'm the greatest of all time.

Jodo Kast: How can you say that? I mean look at the stats. I'm beating him in lifetime murders, bank robberies and riverboat heists.

[duckapus]

SMG30: You are the absolute love of my life, my best friend, my soulmate, I would do anything for you.

SMG29: I want you to eat three square meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

30: Anything but that.

[blahblahrose]

✨ VF next gen incorrect quotes and headcanons part 6 ✨

Quick remider:

Kallura kids - Leo, Kai, Kira

Lance's - Rose and Eidan

Hunk's - Nella and Andy

Pidge's- Katie

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(highschool)Eidan: "Katie, you and your computer skills are cool, but can you hack into my math class and give me straight A's?"

Katie: "Sorry, Eidan, I'm good, but I'm not a miracle worker."

Leon: "I think I can lead this mission flawlessly!"

Rose: "Leon, you once tripped over your own feet during training. Flawless might be a stretch."

Rose:"Do you think aliens have wifi?"

Andy: "Oh, definitely. I bet they use it to watch funny cat videos just like we do."

Eidan: "Katie, can you program a robot to do my chores while I take a nap?"

Katie: "Sure, but I'll also program it to wake you up every two minutes with annoying alarms."

Kira: "Rose, you've got this! Remember, lawyers are like space paladins, fighting for justice!"

Rose: "I'd feel more confident if I had a giant robot to back me up in court."

Nella: "I can't believe we're stuck on this strange planet again. Are we lost?"

Kai: "Nah, we're not lost. We're just temporarily repositioning ourselves in the wrong direction

Leon: "Guys, I discovered a new species of alien with seven eyes!"

Kai: "Wow, Leon, you're like the unofficial alien eye collector of the team."

Rose: "Katie, can you help me find a scientific explanation for why my dad's cooking is so... interesting?" ( his little girl passed the exam with highest grade so he tried to make her some pancakes burned the entire floor)

Katie: "I'm not sure even quantum physics can explain that phenomenon."

Eidan: "Oh great, another alien menace threatening the universe. I was really hoping for a relaxing spa day instead."

Nella:"Yeah, because nothing says 'vacation' like facing an apocalyptic space war."

Nella: "I'm so glad I can be the team's therapist on top of being an engineer. What a dream job."

Lance: "You're a real multitasking marvel, Nella."

[itsmultifandommadness]

Eliza: We have fun, don’t we, Craig?

Craig: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Draco: People hate me because I'm rich, but I worked hard to get where I am today. I had to be born, and keep living, and not die. It's exhausting!

[padfoot0216]

Freya - Do I look nice?

Sid - You look like you’re about to kill someone.

Freya - Perfect.

[zootopiathingz]

Bowser: any last words?!

Luigi: maybe..?

Luigi: you know what, no. I’m good.

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

(Collector!Luz AU)

The Collector: Lately, I've been hearing this voice in my head.

King: Do you hear the voice now?

The Collector: Yes.

King: What is the voice saying?

Luz: Zimble zooble beep-boppa, My Sharona! My Sharona! My Sharona!

The Collector: She’s singing My Sharona. But she doesn't know any part of the song except "My Sharona."

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Bucky: Lately I’ve been hearing the winter soldier’s voice in my head.

Raynor: Do you hear the voice now?

Bucky: Yes

Raynor: What’s he saying?

Bucky, badly singing: mumu My Sharona! mumu My Sharona! mumu My Sharona!

Bucky: He’s singing My Sharona but he doesn’t know any parts of the song other than My Sharona.

[pra370r1an]

Luz: Hey, seeing as how you captured me and all. I’ve been really curious why everyone refers to you as the Golden Guard and no one knows your name?

Golden Guard, in a low voice: A man needs a name so people know what to call him by. I don’t got people...

Luz: Ahh... Nah, I’m not buying it. I think it’s because you have a really weird name. Let me guess, is it Nerbert?

Golden Guard: My name is not Nerbert.

Luz: Is it Frampton?

Golden Guard: Frampton?

Luz: I got it! It’s Dingus!

Golden Guard, loudly: My Name is Not Dingus! Ok? I’m not playing this game anymore, you annoy me.

King: Luz!

Luz: Eda! King! 

Eda: Kid! We’re here to save you from, uhh...

Luz, helpfully: Dingus.

Golden Guard: SHUT UP!

Part 2