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eldritchichor · 3 months ago

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also hate that people are dismissing 911 entirely and bemoaning the queer representation on the show cause of the BT breakup like Hen and Karen aren’t MAIN characters on the show. bye let the door slam on your way out

#two BLACK LESBIANS #they were always gonna be more important to me than the two white men kissing for a few episodes #911 spoilers #911 abc #henren #AND THE MADNEY ANNOUNCEMENT HELLOOOOO SO MUCH HAPPENED THESE LAST TWO EPISODES AND YALL MAD ABOUT MILK TOAST WHO WAS NEVER GONNA BE END GAME

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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cry-ptidd · 30 days ago

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Our good friend Jonathan Harker

#he's in his female rage era #dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #my art #dracula art #bram stoker #bram stocker's dracula #le meow meow du jour #my babygirl #(Mina's)#the scars are from his tried escapes #and bruised nails #the Harkers are my favorite characters in the book #I will be honest #I will never EVER forgive all possible adaptations for making him a milk toast forgettable character #HE'S THE MF THAT KILLS DRACULA ALONGSIDE THE OTHER GOAT OF THE NOVEL QUINCEY #fuck this

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majimasleftasscheek · 1 month ago

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beast mode haruka my beloved

#kiryu's going to get better and he's gonna FUCKING like it #there is no such thing as milk toast haruka in this house she only knows how to do a backflip and kill #can you imagine the heinous things kiryu and majima have texted each other - mostly majima #kiryu prefers to call cuz he keeps hitting the gallery button and uploading close ups of his chin or smth #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #sawamura haruka #seonhee #kazumaji #my art #goromi

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sweetoothgirl · 9 months ago

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Hong Kong Style French Toast with Milk Tea Butter

#french toast #milk tea #butter #food

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escaped-goat · 1 year ago

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My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

#ayo #fuck mystra #me and all my homies hate mystra #she's such a soggy sack of fish fat #i hate her more than i hate coconuts #which is a lot #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 gale #probably should have stayed in drafts but i needed to get one on that milk-toast she-heathen #love my boi #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale deserves better

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sixcupids · 9 days ago

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#breakfast #milk bread #french toast #butter #maple syrup #sweet #brown #aesthetic #uploads

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toastedstims · 2 months ago

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Hello Kitty Bento | The Princess Daily Life 🌸

#stim #gifset #hello kitty stim #food stim #cooking stim #pasta stim #pouring stim #sandwich stim #drink stim #pink stim #yellow stim #red stim #liquid stim #cheese stim #fruit stim #strawberry milk stim #toasted stims #sharps

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icewindandboringhorror · 8 months ago

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)