#midlife gay crisis
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Deep in my introspective bullshit and feeling the gaps where friendships used to be. But the burden of reaching out over and over again, always initiating, became too much to bear. And maybe, they are glad I have stopped knocking. Now they don't have to answer.
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the way you draw howdy and Wally is so euphoric
they make my brain go brrrrr
Evenly distributed personality smhhhh
#Welcome home#welcome home wally#welcome home howdy#welcome home frank#welcome home eddie#wally darling#howdy pillar#frank frankly#eddie dear#wallypillar#howdydarling#i am wiggling drawing blue gremlin and worm man while yâall ask for literally anyone else KDHDHDHHDD#ITS TOO ADDICTING TO DRAW THESE GAY PEOPLE SJCHJDDJDDH#the height differences shock me every time KJDFHCHD#Sometimes I be like âwait is he actually this small/tallâ?#I go check#And y e p-#Anyway gotta now draw Barnaby having a midlife crisis
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Remus, watching Lily & Mary panic : What's going on?
Marlene: Lily is having a midlife crisis and Mary is just having a crisis.
#Lilyâs midlife crisis happened before she was a teenager#Cus she died at 21#mary mcdonald#marlene mckinnon#remus lupin#lily evans#the valkyries#marylily#incorrect quotes#Marauders#marauders era#the marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraders era#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#the marauders#young marauders#hp marauders#marauders quotes#marauders girls#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead wizards from the 70s#mary macdonald
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they definitely filmed 8x04 eddie begins again emotional shirtless mustache shaving gay realization last night
#if losing the mustache means gay realization then sacrifices need to be made#like what if eddieâs gay realization is filmed and exists right now#if this is completely unrelated i will be marching over to abc headquarters#rip eddieâs midlife crisis mustache you will be missed#eddie diaz#911#911 abc#buddie#buck x eddie
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It's rough out here
@mutantninjamidlifecrisis
#just tell him youre gay..#leo .. youre gay#rottmnt#tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rise leonardo#leonardo#tmnt leonardo#tmnt leo#future leo#mnmc leo#mnmc#teenage mutant ninja turtles#mutant ninja midlife crisis#leonardo hamato#future leonardo#..#cw blood
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i think exodus and nightcrawler have a really weird relationship because exodus is like âah yes... we are both men of god like we must talk, i have so little in common with the rest of these people on this forsakenly humid isle. i must ask; have you encountered the uncouth comments about ones... proclivities... this island stinks of deviancy and i struggle to bear it". and kurt is like âuhm vell safe sex is important and uhmmmm ah! hope! excellent you have returnedâ and hope and kurt like do the european cheek kisses thing and she's like âoh my god it's been so long since we've talked how's david i know you had a thing but now ruth is back how is that for you guys" and kurt is like looking back and forth between exodus and hope and hes like. âvell ve are⌠fine. zhey are together. ve are all fine. meggan has been staying vith us- vith me vhile she is... she and brian are 'on a break' i have been toldâ and exodus just gasps and hes like âegads! you⌠(12th century french homophobic slur)". and hope is like âi donât know what that means but i'm so sorry weâre going to go now it was really nice to see you byeâ and she drags exodus away and is like âplease stop calling our friends and coworkers homophobic slursâ and he's like pouting and he's like âyou said you didn't know what i saidâ and shes like âit was abundantly clear to literally everyone that it was a slurâ
#x-men#here's the one about the 12th century french homophobic slurs. for you steph#this stands on its own but like it involves my deeply correct understanding of both exodus and hope's limpet relationship#which is basically a qpr but i refuse to use that terminology#and also kurt and david's noncomittal mostly platonic gay roommates thing#and also meggan's midlife crisis fling with kurt#i guess it also technically requires knowlege of david and ruth's canonical astral plane relationship. which is very important to me#i guess i have to flesh out all these other things now too#comic book
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I amâŚâŚ. DEEPLY unwell
#CHRISTINE YOU NEED TO STOP#I AM TOO GAY FOR THIS#itâs 3:09 on a Thursday and I just had a midlife crisis#jesussssssss
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Some fanart of Stede and EdÂ
I spent longer than Iâd like to admit drawing this.
Lets talk about when the silly guy to your left splits up all the couples on board in the last episode. Saltier than the seven seas.Â
#he is having a midlife crisis#i wish gay people were real#ofmd#ofmdart#art#blackbeard#our flag means death stede#our flag means death#our flag means death ed#gentlebeard
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Robotnik looking at Stone one day and just⌠staring⌠thinking, until he comes to a sudden and impromptu decision one day.
âWhy donât we leave and never come back!â
He decides then, while looking at Stone, that it doesnât matter what they do or where they are, if Stoneâs there, they can do anything together. So why not just runaway for a while and leave it all behind? Enough of the incompetent government breathing down their necks, they could just live. And Robotniks not sure what this feeling is or what this impulse is but heâs so ready to just run. Not in defeat, not out of fear, but just because they can!
#stobotnik#agent stone#dr robotnik#ivo robotnik#I want to write something with this concept SO bad#obsessed with Robotnik just. realizing none of it matters if heâs got stone#and making rash decisions like skipping town on the governments dime#HRRRRR eats my hands#these two have infected my brain so thoroughly I cannot stop#Robotnik has a gay midlife crisis more at 11
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ok i genuinely canât stop thinking about this now itâs half 12 what have you done to me đ expanding off that last drabble gary introducing jamie to the class of 92 and making like a big thing of coming out to them and then being like yeah duh weâve known this forever and just jamie laughing his ass off in the background
I LOVE WRITING CLASS OF 92 FRIENDSHIP!!!!! Even though Ryan and Nicky both SUCK in real life and I HATE them so I guess in a way every fic I write that features them is an au where they DONT suck đ
Also yes this is 1.4k words long I uh. yeah I'm having too much fun w all these drabbles dkafgshfsjdgf
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âJamie?â Gary asks one morning while theyâre sat in bed, quietly scrolling on their phone.
âMmm?â
âYou workinâ this Saturday?â
âUhh, lemme check,â Jamie says, squinting even with his glasses on as he taps at his phone. âDoesnât look like it, no, guess Iâm all yours. Unless Salfordâs playing at home, âcause then I am much too busy to go watch a football game.â
Gary reaches out to smack him on the arm. âDonât act like yâdonât love it, Iâve seen you cheer just as loud as the rest of us when we win.â
âWell, I love somethinâ,â Jamie says with a fond smile, and Gary smacks him in the arm again because heâs already finished his coffee and is much too alert for all that âjust woken upâ sappy nonsense.
âUngrateful prick,â grumbles Jamie, still much too fondly for Garyâs liking. âSo, weâre goinâ to a game?â
âIf thaâs alright. I mean, y���donât have to come, obviously, but I like it when you do.â
âYou like it when Iâm â whatâs wrong wâyou, then?â
âChrist, nothing, see if I say somethinâ nice to you again,â Gary says. âI just. Erm. Iâve been thinkinâ, lately, that Iâm maybe ready to tell the boys. And I thought probably this weekendâs a good time, with Phillip home and that. So. Would be nice if you were there, for moral support like.â
âYou sneaky bitch, youâll resort to anything tâget me to come watch your shitty little team play, wonât ya?â
Gary has to bite back a smile, because thereâs been quite enough sappy nonsense for one morning already.
âThanks, James.â
ââCourse, love,â Jamie says before he reaches across and pokes him in the side. He picks up his phone again, and Gary notes with some pride that he's not doing nearly as good a job at hiding his smile.
*
âSo I sâpose youâre all wonderinâ why Iâve gathered you here today.â
Gary watches his friends exchange glances with each other, before Nicky frowns and says âI mean, we were all here already to be fair. Same as every week.â
âWell actually some of us âave jobs, Butty, and we canât be faffing about watching Salford every weekend.â
âSalford is my job, you ââ he purses his lips and turns to Phil and Scholesy. âNot worth it, is it?â
They both shake their heads.
âYeah, alright. So whyâre we gathered here today then, Nev?â
It all of a sudden feels much too real, what Garyâs trying to do. He considers backing out, not like theyâll know any different, but â
But Jamieâs sitting in the corner, pretending to quietly look at his phone so that Gary could talk with his friends alone. Gary glances over to him and gets a private little smile in response. He smiles back, maybe a bit wobbly, and clears his throat.
âRight, yeah. You lot are like brothers to me, yâknow that right? I mean, obviously only Phillip is my actual  brother, but you get what Iâm sayinâ. Anâ I know weâve got each otherâs backs, so Iâve just been thinkinâ, like. It feels weird that Iâve had this like, I mean itâs been moreân thirty years, hasnât it, and it seems wrong that Iâm still keepinâ secrets from you all after all this time. I didnât want anything tâchange, yâknow? But, erm. I dunno. Iâm gay, I guess is what Iâm tryinâ to say.â
He takes a deep breath when he stops talking, stares at a spot in the top corner of the room so that he doesnât have to watch them all react.
Itâs silent for a moment, then Phil hums and says âSo, erm. Whatâs this secret of yours, then?â
Gary blinks.
He knows that at times he can talk too fast, that he has a tendency to ramble, but surely heâd given enough gravity to it that it wouldnât just get lost in the mix.
âThat â that Iâm gay,â he croaks, as hard as it is to force himself to say it again. âI like men, like.â
He manages to get himself to look at his friends again in the silence that follows, watches them all having a seemingly heated conversation through facial expressions alone before Scholesy huffs in frustration and turns away from them, steps forwards to pat Gary on the shoulder.
âThanks for tellinâ us, Gaz,â he says gently. âMeans a lot, that yâtrust us with it.â
Behind him, Phil nods earnestly, while Nicky and Ryan both tilt their heads back and groan.
âOh my god, you canât be serious,â Ryan says. âPaul, he doesnât need coddling, heâs a grown man.â
Gary feels his stomach drop.
He knows, he knows that theyâre all footballers, that theyâre of a certain generation, he wasnât expecting to be welcomed with open arms, but heâd thought â thirty years, surely that must count for something.
He looks desperately back at Jamie, sees him slip his phone in his pocket and stand up, ready to step in, or to drive Gary home, or just do anything other than this, but then Nicky shoves Ryan and says âJesus, Giggsy, dâyou have to be such a cunt about it though? Nev, donât look so forlorn, like, none of us care that youâre gay. Itâs just â well, weâve been not carinâ about your being gay since we were fifteen.â
âYou what?â
Scholesy and Phillip at least have the decency to look embarrassed, shuffling their feet awkwardly and staring down at the ground.
Gary shakes his head a few times, tries to rattle out the ringing in his ears, then starts pacing back and forth when that doesnât work.
âYâre talkinâ nonsense, whaâdâyou mean since wâwere fifteen,â he says, his words all rushing together in his attempt to get them out past the rising panic he feels. âI werenât even gay then, I had girlfriend at school anâ all, there werenât any me beinâ gay fer you to not care about! Only became gay a few years ago, anyway. After I retired, like.â
âOh my god,â he hears Jamie mutter behind him, so he turns to shoot him a glare.
Scholesyâs now joined Ryan and Nicky in staring at him wide-eyed like heâs lost his mind, but at least heâs still got Phil on side.
Except, then Phil puts on a high-pitched voice and says âOh, Phillip, dâyou think I should ask Becks where he gets his hair cut, doesnât he have the most amazing hair. Phillip, dâyou think he âad braces when he were younger, howâdâyou think âis smile got so nice? Phillip, dâyou mind if we donât room together anymore, I think Iâm going tâask Becks if he wants to instead, Phillip ââ
ââAlright, alright,â Gary says to cut him off, already feeling his cheeks flush. âWe get the picture, ta very much.â
He gets the picture a little too well, because suddenly an entire lifetimeâs worth of memories have been thrown off kilter, have been tainted by the implication that â but he hadnât. He hadnât been gay! And heâd had a perfectly normal appreciation for his best friendâs hair and smile!
Ryan grins at Phil, then puts on his own âGary voiceâ and adds âOoh, Ruudâs very tall, inât he Giggsy? Anâ heâs strong, too, dâyou see him lift me up on pitch earlier, âs like I weighed nothinâ.â
Well, Ruud is very tall, Gary doesnât see whatâs wrong with pointing that out.
He turns back to Jamie, hoping his supposedly loving and supportive boyfriend is going to come defend his honour, to agree with him that itâs perfectly normal to admire your teammates and also that his voice was never that squeaky, thank you very much. Unfortunately for Gary, though, the idiot is looking on with glee in his eyes, the hand over his mouth not doing much to disguise the laughter thatâs shaking his whole body.
âOh, not you anâ all!â he complains, scowling when Jamie responds by stepping closer and throwing an arm over his shoulders.
âAw, Gaz,â he says with a chuckle, âwhatâre we gonna do wâyou, eh?â
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Itâs only later, when heâs about to fall asleep, that something finally clicks into place in his brain.
âJamie?â
âShut up, âm sleepinâ.â
âJamie, did I âave a crush on Becks?â
âOh my god,â Jamie groans, then pulls a pillow over his head and rolls over, turning his back to Gary.
#gary: the gay thing only came with the midlife crisis thing i was actually straight before that#jamie: you are so fucking stupid oh my god im in love with you#thank you elle for the prompt I loooove the ones you've been sending!!#carraville#drabbles
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If perchance you are the sun,
Then I must be the moon.
Your glowing fire gives me light
To pierce the midnight gloom
If perchance you are the rain,
Then I must be the earth.
Hungry for your flowing life
So that flowers can burst forth
If perchance you are the sea,
Then I must be the shore.
But for the million mile we touch
I am always craving more
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i think abt this a lot actually
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WILSON EPISODE
#house md#S3 E18 Airborne#sex workers? midlife crisis woman doing lines off a gay man? lesbians? im in#why is wilson on this case anyway lmao#was he hired to babysit?#whose treating the cancer patients#PLANE FULL OF PUKE LETS GOOOOO#ROLE PLAYING#this is awesome
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he's so oblivious I can't-
anywho little excerpt from Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis
#mutant ninja midlife crisis#leo#leonardo#rottmnt leo#he's gay#very gay#future leo#like just look at him he's gay i can't believe he doesn't realize this
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Ist dieser Mann biologisch homosexuell?
#long post#johann wilhelm ludwig gleim#ewald christian von kleist#johann georg jacobi#karl wilhelm ramler#Klopstock mentions#und halt noch andere#aber wen juckts#er ist so in seiner midlife crisis#es ist lowkey befremdlich tbh#aber es ist das 18. jhd so how can it be?#pretty gay
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My pokemon is evolving guys!!
#Whoever made the Thancred midlife crisis hair Iâm kissing you on the mouth#au ra wol#ffxiv wol#final fantasy xiv#final fantasy 14#ffxiv art#gay balls#dinglefarts
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