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this little bit about Warden philosophy (and how it's split in the organization) in the rpg book is really interesting to me because this is literally addressed with the Warden bg in VG and Warden!Rooks actions that got them punished (aka putting people's lives before killing the darkspawn) and how Warden!Rook is bashed for this multiple times by other wardens. hm!

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i hate dragon age for naming their main killing plague this

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does anybody else remember that trailer

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the one codex in vg where that warden lost their dog (supposedly related to the hof's dog?) for like 5 minutes during the siege of weisshaupt and instantly wanted to die thats literally so relatable to me. (the dog was fine)

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i kinda want Rip Hunter to show up in the current canon for no reason and like logically he shouldn't be able to because Booster is erased from the universe but i just want it to happen so i can post "rip is teds son actually confirmed"

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theres a phenomenon that happens on here i have been calling "normalize loving parents posting" which is when you spend a lot of time on tumblr and are exposed to a lot of one specific counter-cultural narrative day in and day out until you start to forget what the dominant ideas are for most of the human population and thus feel the need to "defend" things that are widely accepted and popular. it's called this because of the time a bunch of text posts about shitty dads were circulating and then people with good relationships with their dad didn't feel included enough and started making "uhmmm can we normalize loving parents? not everyone has a deadbeat dad, MY dad is great" type posts, seemingly forgetting that good relationship with dad is a cultural norm that is expected and encouraged. i think its good practice, especially when im annoyed, to stop before i hit the post button and ask myself if this is a real issue or if im normalize loving parents posting. because often im about to try to normalize loving parents

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I have flash i did for my portfolio that are kewpie dolls (ykno classic) and for some reason my mom wont stop making fun of me for it and thinks im crazy and made something up when i say theyre kewpie dolls.

Anyways my dads old roommate shows up the other night and looks at my stuff and my mom goes to make fun of me again and my dads roommate is like "no yeah kewpies, we used to have them- probably still do" and my mom was like wtf? Bc she doesnt believe a single thing i say till someone else agrees with me 😭✋️

I always win.

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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

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Bobbette ( my car) is a lot like me. Constantly threatening to overheat and has a fart bubble in her engine despite going to the mechanic 4 times since getting her.

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Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

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- So you killed these darkspawn yourself? - Of course! Well, [the templars] helped. A little. Before they tragically died.

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Me when i had a lowkey medical emergency the other night and sent 20 text messages to my family gc and nobody responded not even once and didnt even acknowledge it today:

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it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

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playing with the idea of plague masks for healers in the outer-Anderfels because the taint and darkspawn are never truly gone from there.

but looking up historical masks is making me laugh because i didnt know in actuality they looked like fucking funny weevils....

ANYWAYS. thinking wardens have masks designed after griffons (ykno typical bird style) and people outside the wardens are hossberg have more makeshift coverings out of whatever they can manage.

not that the taint is an airborne disease but whatever. fun idea idc.

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okayyy hawkgirl