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gonna quickly expose myself here as a weirdo that prefers the middle seat,, usually unless its me n only one other in the back bc then it feels too crowded...
#add any exceptions in the comments if you want#think theyd be interesting#polls#pspspsps#i summon thee#tumblr#cars#car sitting#middle seat#left seat#right seat#no driver or shotgun L#vanilla extract#aaaaaaaaa#im literally going to combust#im just curious#pls answer#pls and thank you
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A girl makes a Twitter post that reads: Eddie Munson is on my flight and he’s currently arguing with the man next to him about his dog. Kinda a dick move ngl
They follow up with a post that says; NVM. I googled it. He’s arguing with his husband about their dog.
Follow up: EM thinks the dog should have the middle seat. Husband thinks dog should sit in aisle seat.
Follow up: Cute that they bought a ticket for their dog. Some people don’t.
Follow up: Insane to willingly sit in the middle seat tho
Follow up: EM says they’ll have extra leg room if the dog is in the middle. Hubs says dog should be on end so people can pet him as they go by
Follow up: They are so loud lmao. EM basically told the entire airport that you shouldn’t pet service dogs when they’re working. So true bestie
Follow up: Husband: Okay. Okay. Just say you don’t want to sit next to me if you don’t want to sit next to me!
Follow up: Munson: When did I say that? I didn’t say that. Just sit down wherever you want and eat your fucking granola. Cranky ass.
Follow up: Actually, I don’t think they’re arguing. I think this is flirting.
An Eddie Munson Fan: They’re definitely flirting
Fan who has seen every ‘Steddie’ TikTok in existence: Pretty sure this is just foreplay for them.
Someone else: Wait, who won the argument?
Official Corroded Coffin Twitter Account: Oz *pic of Ozzy sitting in the window seat*
#Steve: *in the middle seat content that he won*#Eddie: *in the aisle seat to prove a point*#Ozzy: *feeling the sun on his fur. living the best life*#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington#Ozzy the service dog
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BRITISH GP 2024 | FP2
#oscar piastri#*#diagnosing u with kitty#also why am i endeared by oscar sitting all squished up with lando in the middle seat... where is your oldest of 4 siblings privilege
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INQ stands for Inquisitor. HAWKE means Hawke. HOF is Hero of Fereldan / the Warden.
Please reblog and tag with your selection!
#i mostly wanted to cover companions#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition#i'd have put gorim over roderick gilmore but i know lots of people loved the companion mod and so he's there for you (affectionate!)#i'm in seat 3. put me in the middle of whatever isabela. zevran. leliana. anders. kristoff / justice. and josephine have going on#i also know that if i sat in 15 for 8 hours that i'd be an honorary hawke by the end of it#sera and blackwall were originally closer to one another but sacrifices were made to keep her a fair distance from anything too elf-y
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I'm just soft thinking about Icemav finally getting married in their uniforms. Icemav who, after decades of having to hide, are just not ashamed to show off their love. Wearing their rings proudly and decorating their desks and offices with shared photos, and bringing each other coffee and picking each other up at the end of the day, finally not having to stress about leaving long enough apart that no one notices they're going in the same direction and kissing when they get out of the same car in the morning.
Just. Icemav being Loud and Proud and So In Love.
#top gun#icemav#iceman x maverick#this thought attacked me in the middle of english class#lots of fun to be melting into the seat of cuteness overload while everyone else is working
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Little brothers Jason, Tim, And Damian all in the backseat of Dick’s Mini Cooper singing their hearts out to Taylor Swift while Dick curses out the driver in front of them that went straight in a left only lane
#they couldn’t decide who got shotgun#Damian’s stuck in the middle because he’s still the smallest#however he’s really close to passing the seat off to Tim and that’s what haunts Tim’s nightmares#this is not taken my sister and I actually#rather me and my parents#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#damian and tim#siblings shit#yes Dick owns a Mini Cooper#and he is in fact driving worse then person he’s cussing out
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i drive like how i play overwatch
i don't, as advised by my doctor 🤡
#off topic#self post#gag comic#it's just best for everyone involved if i don't drive lmaooo#there aren't a lot of things that turn me into a middle schooler in a CoD lobby#driving is one of those things lmao#last time i tried to drive i couldn't figure out how to adjust the side mirrors so my husband put me back in the passenger seat 😔#it's not my fault ok i didn't learn how to drive with all this new fangled technology
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My timeline for the last 8 hours
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JD support group roadtrip
World tour JD belongs to @year2000electronics
Brotherhood JD belongs to @0ketlyn-s and @tea0w0stache
Crystaldory belongs to @tea0w0stache
UB JD belongs to @matmiraculous and me
Grey JD belongs to me :3
#brotherhood John is upset cus they forced him to sit in the middle seat#trolls#trolls band together#tbt#trolls tbt#john dory#trolls john dory
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thinking about how i can’t even cross my arms normally anymore because of how big both my chest and arms are getting
#below this . i am talking abt a flight#yes. me being in the middle seat sucks for those around me#ALSO LOL#i had to get up and move bc i sat in the emergency row#and they were like. you can’t sit here if you need a seatbelt extender#so. well#i got an aisle seat that kinda sucked bc i was either touching the dude next to me w my arm#or in the way if flight attendants#what an experience omfg this is why i have no shame left#talk#EXIT ROW#i am high#wtf is an emergency row
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just watched wicked i think the only possible improvement would be if they kissed on the mouth
#i have been a wicked girlie since middle school this just healed me#the set design. the costume. the acting the VOCALS. ARE IT UP i will not be taking criticism#*ate. help.#actually was so good and this is coming from a remake hater#i just love when you can tell a project was made by people who were passionate about it.#the art deco style and details of all the architecture had me wiggling in my seat#got real chills#the first time i have ever been in a theater of white people clapping and felt compelled to join in#ok bye.#/astro posts
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i have a theory about shinji, gin, and aizen, but i'm not really sure how to word it.
we never really see shinji and gin interact all that much, which makes sense bc both of them have significantly more important relationships with aizen, but at the same time it's a little odd how much there isn't.
like. gin cut hiyori in half. shinji is understandably pissed about that, but he aims that anger at aizen - and this seems to be one of the very few things in the bleach world that honestly isn't on him bc he never told gin to do that, he never even implied it. hiyori was never a threat to him. hell, we don't even know if she was charging in the right direction; if anything, attacking her implies that she was which is a really stupid thing to do when you're surrounded by a bunch of people who super want you dead and would kill you if they could be sure you weren't tricking them into stabbing each other (ofc it could also be a fakeout but still)
but i don't remember shinji's beef ever really being with gin, even tho he didn't seem to anticipate that gin was working with aizen the whole time during tbtp. so like does he feel responsibility there? cuz gin went straight from academy to 3rd seat and shinji could plausibly feel like that sent him right to aizen bc he doesn't know that gin was always aiming for that. did he blame himself? does he feel like he should've seen it coming? does he still see him as some weird genius kid? does he just view gin as an extension of aizen, which is both dehumanizing to an extent but also entirely fair bc gin did that to himself?
the thing is, since we never really see them interact much, it's kind of only interesting on shinji's side of things, bc gin doesn't really care about much outside of whatever the fuck he thought he was doing and the version of rangiku that he has in his head who needs back something that the real one doesn't ever seem to have realized she lost to begin with. gin's so disconnected with basically everybody that most of the time you can usually assume his thoughts are just "lol. lmao" and there's no reason to think that doesn't extend to shinji as well (gin has deep thoughts on: aizen, ichigo, and matsumoto (massive asterisk on that one ofc) and i think everyone else is kinda set dressing to him lmao the guy is Fucked Up)
anyway i think it's interesting to toy around with that relationship as it was in reality as well as how it might've been perceived, but also in the sense of both of them being sort of opposite ends of the manchild spectrum - shinji leans into his childish side but still has a fairly adult worldview, and gin is able to pull off maturity to an extent but was never able to escape a deeply childish mindset
#bleach#meta#hirako shinji#ichimaru gin#aizen sousuke#sarugaki hiyori#matsumoto rangiku#kurosaki ichigo#this whole post should also come with a huge asterisk that i'm deeply critical of gin's backstory in general and usually try to ignore it#but. since it is canon. it is a part of this post#and yes btw kira is absolutely included in the ''lol. lmao'' part of gin's fucked up little head#i should also note that to shinji it's very possible gin's situation looks like. uh. well grooming kinda#so he might view gin as a victim that he could've saved but can't anymore bc. well. he has jackass-itis now and it's terminal sad to say#but seriously the fifth division was involved with the academy right?#so this super genius kid comes out of nowhere. graduates in a sixth of the usual time. jumps into one of the highest ranks available.#third seat mysteriously went missing juuuuust in time for gin to snatch that seat up too. quite the coincidence#so now he's suddenly aizen's immediate subordinate. and seems to get along with him better than you'd expect for a brand new graduate.#but aizen worked in the academy - he was a hugely popular teacher#so maybe shinji saw gin trotting along behind aizen in the middle of getting hollowfied and thought ''well shit that's on me''#it wasn't ofc. there was no way he could've known or done anything and neither gin nor aizen would've let him know enough to try#but he doesn't know that himself and unless aizen decides to share then he just. never will#and gin will never care bc he fucked himself up so badly idk if he even really knew how to care anymore
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Scuderia Ferrari instagram story 20.07.24
#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#f1#charles leclerc#charlos#c2#c square#hungary 2024#Carlos manspreading in the middle of the seat#only moving his leg because Charles had to get on#and even then he didn’t move all the way to the other side of the seat he was still occupying the middle#his Ferrari socks and shorts and the backwards cap#I love this look
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CHIKAN YUUTA ❤️_❤️
hngghghsdhsfkj yeah.... god..
he's got a mask on and his hair styled into his face and generally looks unassuming until he's cornering you in the car train with a hand in the front of your pants and a hand cupped over your mouth and you can feel something pressed against your mask and he's whispering at you not to scream so you dont disturb the other patrons as if that's something you should seriously worry about it
and he can't get enough of you after fucking you once. he lets you run away the first time but you meet again and he doesn't let you go so easily the second time... forces you into a bathroom stall and fucks you with your mouth all covered again and keeps complimenting you but it's sooo offputting.... goddfbh
#return to sender#your back against the toliet seat with your legs up getting pistoned by him in the middle of the stall while he coos at you to be quiet#noncon cw
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so take the wheel and I will take the pedals
#em draws stuff#oc time again hehe#knights of canvas#the son of arthur: victor chaudhary#Did We Miss Him (Guy I Talk About Once A Year)#you take a guy I made up in middle school for a not very well thought out historical fiction project#you add a dash of biggles and a splash of hornblower and a little bit of dylan/deryn from leviathan.#and you arrive at a guy who should very probably not ever have been put in the pilot's seat of a plane but yet they did.#caption lyrics from tmbg road movie to berlin. I forget what else I was going to put in these tags.
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you ever think about how dan probably can't sit on phil's lap because his ass is too boney :(
#speaking from personal experience because my ass is also so flat people complain about it hurting their legs#anyway just had the image of phil sitting on dans lap like casually and dan doing the arms around the middle thing ;___; just vibing#not enough seats on the tour bus? just pop a squat here bc the phass can handle sitting on thighs and its so normal for them#they forget everyone around them isn't used to their shit yet#phan
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