#michael caffrey

[chanse-mccrary]

Bonus:

BILLY ELLIOT (2000) - directed by Stephen Daldry

[sophthecoolperson]

You can’t tell me Billy and Michael don’t look like how I imagine Steve and Bucky would look when they’re younger:

LIKE COME ON

[hitchell-mope]

Decent movie. I sort of prefer the soundtrack to the musical. But still. Decent movie.

[distracted-obsessions]

My character type: Liars and conmen and other types of criminal who are secretly touch starved puppies but they're bad at expressing their emotions so they bite when people get close

[pablodemon-6]

why are my celeb hyperfixations always gay men? every time i watch a new show and get a new lil crush ITS A GAY MAN. its like i can sense them. gaydar so bad but also spot on every fucking time. (i can’t be delusional in peace)

[oh2e]

I love reading stories about people where it’s “of course I chose you there’s no way it wouldn’t be you”. People who are ride or die for each other. “It’s rotten work but for you I would do it every day.” People who come as sets. You get one, you get the other(s). Not necessarily romantic or platonic, just plain old devotion to each other.

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

Neal Caffrey and Michael Westen: both having mentors who are SOBs

[stairnaheireann]

#OTD in 1883 – Execution of Joe Brady for the murder of Lord Cavendish in Phoenix Park.

Brady was one of the Invincibles – a Fenian splinter group – that murdered the Chief Secretary of Ireland on his first day in the country. Four others were executed for the murders. Brady by all accounts was a mountain of a man. The Times wrote after his execution. “He was brought up as a stonemason of herculean strength, his occupation developing the muscular power of his arms, which told with…

[rodentsofdisbelief]

No offence but Billy Elliot (2000) is genuinely the best film ever made

[consumedbyfeels-reblogs]

This would be the most chaotic team up ever.

michael westen,, neal caffrey,, and the leverage ot3 all being in the same place at the same time and then noticing each other and being surprised,, that's it that's the tweet

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have The Babe 1992

[sophthecoolperson]

I can’t believe I haven’t watched it before but I watched Billy Elliot last night and OH GOD the amount of times i cried in that movie- like I don’t even know but it was AMAZING (as you can probably tell from my reblogs)

[cosmerelists]

If Cosmere Characters Starred in Procedural TV Shows...

In a development that is surely not at all indicative of my mental health, I have been watching a LOT of 2000s style "special-est guy" procedurals. You know, like Psych or White Collar or Bones...those shows where Some Guy with a Special Talent or Quirk helps the police (or FBI or whatever) solve crimes. So in this list, let's talk about the Cosmere version of those procedurals.

1. Psych: Starring Renarin & Rlain

In Psych, Shawn Spencer pretends that he is psychic to cover up the fact that he's just hyper-observant and wants to solve crimes. In the Cosmere-version of Psych it's...pretty much the opposite. Renarin must hide the fact that he actually can see the future, and so he pretends that he's solving crimes through totally natural and normal detective means when really he is having visions. Rlain is his best friend who is helping him in his capers and coverups.

2. Bones: Starring Jasnah and Dalinar

In Bones, Dr. Brennan's extensive knowledge of forensic anthropology allows her to help the FBI solve murders. In the Cosmere version, it would be Jasnah's historical knowledge that is somehow endlessly relevant in for Dalinar's crime solving. Think of him bringing her into his vision that one time to figure out what part of history they were in. It would be like that, 22 episodes a season.

3. Grimm: Starring Vin and TenSoon

In Grimm, Nick discovers that he has magical grimm powers and now he can see monsters and solve monster-related crimes. In later episodes of the show, this sadly devolves into him mostly killing monsters, but that's a gripe for another blog. Vin is also someone who woke up one day to realize that she had magic powers in her blood and that there was a whole world out there, and she also fights monsters. Or, in this version, solves crimes involving them. Also Nick's partner was Monroe, a blutbad (basically werewolf), and Vin also has a dog-coded sidekick, TenSoon.

4. Burn Notice: Starring Nomad, Hoid, and Rebeke

In Burn Notice, Michael Western is a former operative who gets "burned," meaning he's cut off from his spy agency and left to fend for himself. Instead, he uses his spy knowledge to...well, not solve crimes, actually, but at least solve problems. And yes, I use Nomad here in part because he's on a world where you have to run constantly from the sun to avoid being burned, so it's funny, but also because it fits. In this version, Nomad must use the skills and knowledge he developed in his past role as [spoilers redacted], alongside a slightly untrustworthy, Hawaiian-shirt wearing, not-played-by-Bruce-Campbell-in-this-version Hoid. Rebeke can be Fiona, although she's slightly less prone to explosions.

5. White Collar: Starring Shallan and Adolin

In White Collar, Neal Caffrey is a con artist turned FBI informant who goes undercover every episode to use his con artist knowledge to solve crimes for the FBI. In this version, Shallan uses her lightweaving to go undercover every episode to help Adolin, who I guess is in the Rosharan FBI, solve crimes. My wife complained that in this version there's no obvious OT3, so I guess Adolin is married to Kaladin or something to make it work.

6. Alternative White Collar: Starring Shai and Gaotona

I also like the idea of it being Shai who is Neal--since she is captured and then forced to use her powers to help the government, ala Neal on his work release program. Only in this case, Shai would somehow use her Forgery powers every week to solve crimes alongside her handler, who I guess is Gaotona in this version.

7. Lucifer: Starring Kelsier

In Lucifer, the title character is, well, the devil, who's moved to LA and also helps solves crimes (man, there's a lot of these shows!). And Kelsier is a guy who crawled up out of the Pits of Hell--I mean, Hathsin and, in this version, proceeds to go back to the city and solve crimes I guess! I'm not sure who should play the non-devil-believing detective, though--any ideas?

8. Lie to Me: Starring Eshonai and Venli

In Lie to Me, there's like...a lab, I think? That studies micro-expressions, which are things that people can't hide and which reveal the truth of what they're saying. I like the idea that there are, like, micro-rhythms that even humans can't control, and so Eshonai and Venli are able to work as investigators solving murders using their...micro-rhythm lab, I guess.

9. House: Starring Lirin

House is a Sherlock Holmes adaptation where Holmes is an asshole doctor with chronic pain and a drug problem who solves really complicated medical cases. Now, Lirin is nothing like House (aside from being a bit grumpy sometimes), but I still want the adaptation where he moves into Urithiru and then solves super complicated medical cases that the Radiant healers can't handle for some reason.

10. Dexter: Starring Lessie and Wax

In Dexter, the title character is a serial killer who works for the cops as a blood splatter analyst and spends his free time hunting down criminals so that he can murder them. And, well, Lessie is a serial killer who helps Wax solves crimes, so it's kinda the same thing! Only I guess the serial killing happening after the crime-solving in the real Cosmere timeline...so in this version we'd need to have Lessie get into serial killing early so she's doing it while also helping Wax solve crimes.

11. Castle: Starring Ellista

In Castle, a mystery novelist named Richard Castle helps the police department solve crimes. Now, Ellista is not a novelist. Nor does she even read mysteries. But I like the idea of her romance-novel knowledge somehow coming in clutch in a series of romance-novel-related crimes that only she can solve. Tell me you wouldn't watch that.

12. iZombie: Starring Raoden and Galladon

In iZombie, Liv is a well, zombie, who gets visions when she eats brains and uses that power to help solve murders. I know Raoden is not a brain-eating zombie, but I couldn't pass up our one zombie character. So this show would take place in Elantris, where Raoden and Galladon (who spend a lot more time there, as zombies) solve crimes.

13. Angel: Starring Painter

Angel is a Buffy spinoff where the vampire Angel moves to LA and broodingly solves monster crimes while brooding. Painter is not a vampire, but he does like to linger in the shadows and he does fight nightmares...and much like the titular Angel, he's way more of a dork than he'd like you to believe. There's even a body swapping episode in Angel!

14. Pushing Daisies: Starring Endowment, Vasher, and Vivenna

In Pushing Daisies, there's a piemaker who can bring back the dead with a touch--but only for a minute (or else someone else has to die). Ned uses this power to temporarily bring back murder victims to, you guessed it, solve crimes, alongside his childhood sweetheart Chuck and his detective partner Emerson. Now, there one character who can temporarily bring the dead back to life--but if they want it to be permanent they have to steal "life" from others. And that's Endowment. Imagine if she decided to use her Returned powers to solve crimes! Now cast Vasher as the grumpy detective and Vivenna as...Endowment's love interest? I think it works.

[hitchell-mope]

Woah.

[bked0n-lorazepam]

-Character Requests-

These are just some characters I will do from fandoms that I can think of, feel free to request any character though, even if they're not here!

I do Oneshots, Series, and SMAU's. If there's anything that you want, just ask!

*-Rules-*

The Walking Dead:

Rick Grimes, Carl Grimes, Daryl Dixon, Negan Smith, Glenn Rhee, Maggie Rhee, Enid Rhee, Michonne, Rosita, Simon, Abraham, Carol, Jesus "Paul", Shane, Sasha, Dwight, Beth

House MD:

Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy, James Wilson, Allison Cameron, Robert Chase, Eric Foreman, "Thirteen"

CreepyPasta:

Jeff The Killer, Toby Rogers, BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Jane The Killer, Nina The Killer, Hoodie, Masky, Liu, Sally

Slashers/Creepos:

Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Chucky/Charles Lee Ray, Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, BeetleJuice

Criminal Minds:

Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Elle Greenaway, Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Tara Lewis, Cat Adams, George Foyet

White Collar:

Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey, Alex Hunter, Diana Berrigan, Lauren Cruz, Clinton Jones

Hannibal NBC:

Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter, Alana Bloom, Beverly Katz, Freddie Lounds

Marvel Universe:

Loki Laufeyson, Mobius Mobius, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfied, and Tom Holland), MJ Watson, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Prince T'Challa, Princess Shuri, Okoye, Carol Danvers, Gamora, Peter Quill, Nebula

IT (2017 and 2019):

Patrick Hockstetter, Henry Bowers, Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon, Beverly Marsh, Stanley Uris, Pennywise

Stranger Things:

Eleven, Mike Wheeler, Steve Harrington, Joyce Byers, Jonathon Byers, Jim Hopper, Max Mayfield, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Karen Wheeler, Dr. Brenner, Argyle, Billy Hargrove

Once Upon a Time:

Rumplestiltskin, Emma Swan, Prince Charming, Snow White, Regina Mills, Henry Mills, Killian Jones, Baelfire, Robin Hood, Peter Pan, Belle, August/Pinocchio, Ruby/Red, Zelena

Good Omens:

Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel, Anathema Device, Newton "Newt" Pulsifer, Beelzebub, Muriel

Avatar:

Jake Sully, Neytiri, Kiri (No smut), Lo'ak (No smut), Neteyam (No smut)

The Boys:

Homelander, Billy Butcher, Becca Butcher, Frenchie, Hughie Campbell, Mothers Milk, Queen Maeve, Starlight, A-Train, Deep, Black Noir, Firecracker, Kimiko "The Female", Ashley Barret, Ryan Butcher (No smut), Victoria Neuman, Soldier Boy

[blue-eyes-and-charm]

Getting back to my "watching everything Matt Bomer has ever been in" attempt. It's been a while since I've checked some of these for streaming so I'm not guaranteeing that they're still there. Yesterday I binged Fellow Travelers and today I watched Maestro.

Things I've Seen Matt Bomer In

John McGavock Grider | War Birds: Diary of an Unknown Aviator | Documentary | 2003 | YouTube | Watched

Luc Johnston | Tru Calling | TV Show | 18 episodes | 2003-2004 | Not Streaming | Watched

Eric | Flightplan | Movie | 2005 | Amazon | Watched

Eric | Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning | Movie | 2006 | Not Streaming | Watched

Jay Burchell | Traveler | TV Show | 8 episodes | 2007 | YouTube | Watched

Bryce Larkin | Chuck | TV Show | 7 episodes | 2007-2009 | Max | Watched

Neal Caffrey | White Collar | TV Show | 81 episodes | 2009-2014 | Hulu | Watched

Henry Hamilton | In Time | Movie | 2011 | Tubi | Watched

Cooper Anderson | Glee | TV Show | 1 episode | 2012 | Hulu | Watched

Ken | Magic Mike | Movie | 2012 | Max | Watched

Monty | The New Normal | TV Show | 1 episode | 2013 | Not Streaming | Watched

Superman/Clark Kent | Superman: Unbound | Movie | 2013 | Max | Watched

Ted | Space Station 76 | Movie | 2014 | Crackle | Watched

Andy, Donovan | American Horror Story | TV Show | 13 episode | 2014-2016 | Hulu | Watched

Ken | Magic Mike: XXL | Movie | 2015 | Max | Watched

John Boy | The Nice Guys | Movie | 2016 | Netflix | Watched

Sean | Papi Chulo | Movie | 2018 | Amazon | Watched

Larry Trainor/Negative Man | Doom Patrol | TV Show | 40 episodes | 2019-2023 | Max | Watched

Donald | The Boys in the Band | Movie | 2020 | Netflix | Watched

Jack Beck | Echoes | TV Show | 7 episodes | 2022 | Netflix | Watched

Michael Winslow | American Horror Stories | TV Show | 2 episodes | 2021 | Hulu | Watched

Ken | Magic Mike’s Last Dance | Movie | 2023 | Max

Larry Trainor/Negative Man | Titans | TV Show | 2 episodes | 2018-2023 | Max | Watched

Hawkins Fuller | Fellow Travelers | TV Show | 8 episodes | 2023 | Paramount+ | Watched

David Oppenheim | Maestro | Movie | 2023 | Netflix | Watched