#mib international

[beheworthy]

The Utter & Absolute Mistreatment of Agent H in MIB: International

Getting absolutely enraged at the mistreatment of Thor’s character is a cherished and well-documented hobby of mine. Seeing that stoop to a new low as his clothes got ripped apart in a fUnNy scene in Thor: Love and Thunder made me want to talk about another Chris Hemsworth film that destroys his character and falls flat on its face.

Men In Black: International is a 2019 film starring Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson as agents of the top secret organization Men In Black (MIB) that monitors extraterrestrial activity on Earth. Probationary Agent M/Molly (Thompson) of the New York Branch is sent to London to investigate some strange happenings there and goes on a globe-trotting adventure with Agent H/Henry (Chris) to uncover the traitor in the organization aiding an alien invasion.

When the film was universally panned upon its theatrical release, the focus was largely on the terrible story, screenplay, and the writing of Thompson’s character. And they are big culprits. But I believe the biggest issue no one talked about was how wrong the film does by Chris’ character Henry. Had he been done right, it could have masked a lot of other issues and elevated the film to something better.

What was his character, actually?

I genuinely cannot tell you what his character was supposed to be. Is he the seasoned badass this rookie Molly teams up with? Or is he the bumbling buffoon who can’t do anything right and yet is getting partial treatment from the boss? Or is he clumsy but ultimately has his heart in the right place and that is why we should be rooting for him? The answer is none of them and all of them and that is precisely the problem.

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[heavenboy09]

5 Years Ago On July 14th,  2019

Colombia Pictures Presents

The 4th Installment Of The  Scifi Comedy Movie Franchise 🎥 Of The 90's

RETURNS

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ABOUT TO GO INTERNATIONAL

WELCOME TO MIB LONDON 🇬🇧 BRANCH

WE ARE THEM, WE ARE THEY

WE 

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#MIBInternational #MenInBlack

[trendfilmsetter]

MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL released in theaters 5 years ago today.

[shydaydreamer28]

Chris is ny Klutzy Spirit Animal.

Lmao

He's real-life Ragnarok Thor haha

[cynical-sprite]

After watching MIB International, one thought lives in my head rent free; I wanna be the middle/filling to an Agent C and Agent H sandwich🤤

[whatsallthisnow]

Trying so hard to be back on my bullshit rn but I can't because the content I want to be obsessing over doesn't exist and I'm too depressed to make it myself.

Anyway, who remembers the feathery blue alien hitman from MIB: International because that's peak character design right there

[somestorythoughts]

MIB International knew what they were doing when they had Chris Hemsworth throw a tiny hammer at someone and have them catch it without issue.

[demisexualnathanvuornos]

Asexuality in Film: Part 1 Headcanons

Amanda Woods (Cameron Diaz) The Holiday 2006, Nancy Meyers

Molly Wright/ Agent M (Tessa Thompson) Men in Black International 2019

Sally Kendoo (Mandy Moore) American Dreamz (2009)

[ioveobi]

pawny (steve!), you are the true hero

[beheworthy]

I love your posts talking about chris' characters and the sex*al assault they eventually go through (I didn't remember that MIB scene). I saw posts about Thor comics and how he's also stripped (lol) of his free will, the enemies often comment on his looks and he's also a victim of sex*al abuse AND r*ape. Some fans pointed out that Thor is a safe choice to be on the receiving end of this violence because there's nothing that can be done to him that will make he be seen weak by the audience :/

Post in question - X. Thanks bud :)

I'm surprised that you don't remember that scene from MIB. It's the only thing I remember. I was enraged at the absolute lack of people calling it out for being blatant assault.

Oh my god are you serious abt Thor being assaulted and r**** in the comics? :o I had no idea. When where who did this to him???? :((((

That's so messed up that people think that way but isn't that the common attitude toward male SA in general?! :| This is similar to Thor4 having Thor say that he was okay with getting stripped so that we the audience also feel okay abt it. I see what you were trying to do Waititi and it will never fly with me.

I recently rewatched all the Thor films and watching them back to back really put into focus just how much he's lusted after by everyone it's crazy.

I find it amusing that out of all his films, Chris has had creative control on Extraction and Spiderhead and these are the only 2 films of his where he isn't objectified in the least and doesn't even have a romantic arc.

He said he was happy that there was no shirtless scene in Thor3 but the director FORCED him to do it!!!! And then Waititi doubled down on it by calling Chris a piece of meat :)

At Comic Con 2019 where Thor4 was announced, Waititi went on creepily abt how there will be so many/graphic lovemaking scenes because it's a love story while Chris and Nat were visibly uncomfortable beside him. Chris even put a hand on him to make him stop.

And then we have what we had in Thor4. Waititi fans were hailing him for giving Thor a c*** so huge it makes people faint. Just wow, y'know.

With Waititi's departure, I hope Thor/Chris' days of being 'a piece of meat' are behind him.

[pianoplayer-moviemaker1990]

J. H. Paree Reacts To...Blockbuster Buster | MIB International

[mistyjessart]

Kingsman OC for a Kingsman-inspired campaign

They’re an ex-military boarding school, ex-soldier who went “MIA,” was found by Kingsman, chilled in the Lakes District for a couple years, and was recruited to join after the events of Kingsman 2. They’re also a 2014 Tumblr girlie, love spy movies, and play spy music on their comms whenever they’re out on missions “for the vibes.”

Anyways shoutout to @m1nts for spreading the Kingsman propaganda I am so excited for them to ramble about movies at everyone and get into cool spy shenanigans.

[becca4leafclover]

Okok only 2 more movies 5 more photos

These are Dungeons and Dragons! I'm not sure if it's teaser/final prints? Or 2 finals? Either way I honestly like the green one more because of the dynamic composition. It sort of feels like players around a table for a session!

Ive also just realized on the red print they lied and put a normal dragon instead of the Fat Dragon :(

Aaaaand last but not least, my bus shelter print of Men in Black: International!

Now. What does "bus shelter" mean you might ask? Well it's the bigger prints they put on the full walls of bus shelters normally.

How big is bigger?

Here's the rest of the spare bedroom to show:

HUGE! BIGGER THAN A COUCH!

(We have 3 different Barbie bus shelters up at my theater right now and they were all claimed by staff the first night they were put up XD)

Hope this satisfies the curiosity of my posters!! Feel free to ask about any them I have thoughts and stories about working the ones I was here for :P

As a movie theater employee (but not for much longer) here is a list of the movie posters I have possibly illegally collected, in no particular order

Onward (2020)

Encanto x2 (2021)

Turning Red (2022) (never released to theaters)

MIB Internarional (2019) bus shelter (aka the GIANT poster)

Eternals (2021)

Black Widow (2021)

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) (I was supposed to hold a MarioKart tournament on the Wii in the breakroom for this poster but no one seems to care so I might just keep it)

Free Guy (2021) x2 (I saw this with my entire family including my father who has never touched a video game besides Wii Sports Bowling)

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

Puss in Boots: the Last Wish (2022) (infamous I took the last poster after we learned our pedophilic furry coworker saw the movie 10 times to jack off at the Death Wolf)

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves x3 (2023)

Pokémon: The First Movie (1999)

[rippercry]

[nine-frames]

Men in Black: International, 2019.

Dir. F. Gary Gray | Writ. Art Marcum and Matt Holloway | DOP Stuart Dryburgh

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