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New thoughts about Xenk and Edgin: Xenk is into Edgin from the first moment they meet. He is all in. But he knows Edgin isn't ready for it yet/doesn't expect Edgin to reciprocate. He's just all about that mildly pathetic vibe Edgin is giving off.
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The Winds of Icewind Dale [Fluffcember Day 17 - Holga & Edgin & Kira]

Today's story for @fluff-cember. Another one for DnD:HAT - but this time about Holga, Ed and Kira.
The Winds of Icewind Dale
Fandom: Dungeons & Dragons - Honor Among Thieves Relationship: Edgin & Holga & Kira Genre: Fluff & Humor
For someone having settled in Targos, Edgin is not a fan of the cold winters. Kira meanwhile loves the winter - but Ed has a story to tell her about the winters in Icewind Dale.
#fluffcember#fluffcember 2024#dnd:hat#dungeons & dragons#dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves#edgin darvis#holga kilgore#kira darvis#icewind dale
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FORGE FITZWILLIAM NS//FW ALPHABET
✎ heretic brainrot has lead me back to this banger movie and it’s worth being the first post on this sideblog. nothing groundbreaking just a bit of fun!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He rolls on his side and passes tf out. Might get you a towel beforehand (doubtful).
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His hands. Being a rogue, he’s quite talented and dexterous with them.
As for partners he’s a thigh enjoyer. I will not elaborate.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Loveeees cumming on his partner’s pussy or stomach. Prefers it to any other way.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Sofina creeps him out but he’s also kinda into it? He’d never admit to it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s a whore. Straight up harlot. While taking care of Kira he hasn’t been able to get around as much though.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl / wrapped missionary.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Will make lighthearted jokes but only at his partner’s expense.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Pre-canon lightly trimmed with a visible happy trail. Canon heavily trimmed.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He’s not one for romance (he can count on one hand how many long-term relationships he’s had (hint: it’s only been Edgin)).
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Pre-canon he had a lot more time, privacy, and opportunity to seek out partners so he’s more prone to jerking off in canon since he has to care for Kira and well, considering his social position..
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Semi-public, risky sex. He fantasizes about exhibitionism/public sex but wouldn’t actually partake in it.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom only. However during his adventuring days he was open to really anywhere.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
His sex drive is his only motivator. Maybe if you’re extra grovely it might get him going.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
There’s probably not much he wouldn’t do but keep in mind his own pleasure is his top priority.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Prefers to receive, of course. If he wants to give his own ego a stroke by making you cum on just his tongue then he’ll oblige.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast, rough, messy. Loves a vocal partner and to be vocal.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Absolutely. If there’s a time, place, opportunity— he’ll be more than happy to.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Without a doubt loves experimenting with positions, toys, etc. Though wouldn’t fuck anything too inhuman (tieflings, elves, etc. are fair game).
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
One or two depending on the day.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Does not own any but has used them on partners.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Loves to tease. Enjoys being teased in good fun— flirting, glances, touches here and there. That being said, he WILL get angry if you’re taking your time when it’s actually time to do the deed. He thinks it’s totally okay for him to do to you, however.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He can be rather loud. Cursing, grunting, and isn’t shy about the ruckus caused by your bed frame hitting the wall while he’s fucking you within an inch of your life.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves praise. Reaaally loves it. But refuses to be vulnerable enough to be taken care of the way he fantasizes about (mommy issues go crazy).
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Wears basic trousers. He’s average sized and decently girthy.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
High but has mellowed out since he’s been preoccupied with so many responsibilities. Jerks off every other night.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Within five minutes he’s out like a light.
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CONGRATS TO DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES FOR THEIR HUGO WIN!!!
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ty to the mutual that's posting dnd:hat gifs bc it reminded me of my headcanon abt how that mark on Xenk's forehead is actually much bigger than what we can see bc in the beckoning death scene we see the glow of the rune etching itself into his skin and it goes past his hairline/we see it glow through his hair.
#my post#dnd:hat#you CAN take this in a shippy direction#something something due to some sort of injury/accident Xenk has to shave his head and it's just Woag YouRe Head#btw i get why people like Edgin/Xenk#but i am of the very specific opinion that Edgin DOES think Xenk is hot but would not date him bc he finds the Paladin Of It All grating#it's giving Stupid Sexy Flanders
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how is the dungeons and dragons movie so absolutely DELIGHTFUL. ridiculous. unfair. I need to inject it directly into my brain.
#this is my third watch and it's just as fun as the first two times#dnd: honor among thieves#dnd:hat
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ok so….
ik im kinda late but i just watched the dnd:Hat movie and HOLY HELL. WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE TALKING AVOUT THIS??????
like i get it, its targeted towards more of a niche group but come on. It’s dnd, found family, amazing comedy, tons of angst, and honestly a pretty sound plot.
ONTOP OF THAT, why is no one talking about Simon and doric???? Like thats a quality ship right there. Those two were actually the cutest and probably my favourite characters. And at the end when he asked to try their relationship again and got all excited when she said yes? AGEIFUWVROWOPRHWVQISGE
anyway I just wish more people would watch and talk about it. Feel free to forget this post now.
#Dnd#dnd:hat#simon x doric#movie review#found family#comedy#angst with a happy ending#Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Amongst Thieves
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basic info: Alex, they/he/ze, over 25
who knows what’s going here tbh - whenever I get too fixated too fast for my main, I’ve got this one.
Username is a FOB reference so probably lots of that and right now I am so down bad for #macdoc I am chewing my enclosure
I’m always full send for Witcher, TAD, FOB, LesMis, Spirk/AOS, and media w lesbians/trans mascs/and butches, and dnd:hat gay ships, and also anything that’s got a good corruption arc love that shit
I will genuinely happily review and hype up anyone’s fic if you tag me and they’re in any fandom im into (unless it’s specific squick, in which case I probably won’t read it but I’ll still share it)
I currently follow back from @godforsakenprospero
Also when in doubt I probably headcannon that character as trans, particularly if they’re masculine in ways I enjoy or envy! (the funny corollary is if I HC a character as transmasc, then I tend to avoid gender swap fics, because my brain keeps processing it as misgendering even tho it’s absolutely not at all and a very fun and valid way to fandom)
#fall out boy#the amazing devil#ttrpg#dnd:hat#macgyver#macdoc#the witcher#jaskier#bg3#spirk#star trek aos#les miserables#barricade day#also if you make it this far:#I’m queer I’m trans I don’t believe in conforming to a cishet stereotype or society#this is a queer as in fuck you space not a rainbow capitalism space#the queerer the transfer the kinkier the better
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SOMEONE just preordered this guy, and yes, 'twas I! Well, @sammeltassensammelsurium and I, but I clicked the button.
He's the first in a series and is scheduled to be available by the end of March. I doubt he'll be on time, bards rarely are, but that's okay,
A prototype for Doric has already been spotted in the wild, so fingers crossed we'll get the whole party, and fingers double crossed they'll give us a Xenk as well. If and when they do, expect lots of pictures of dolls holding hands.
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finally watched D&D: Honor Among Thieves. it was good. minor spoiler-y complaints under the cut
Wildshape dont work like that, but its fun to watch so I'll let it slide. Sometimes we can have rule of cool, as a treat
They give us a whole Paladin fighting an enemy he knows by name and has history with, pulling out a glowing sword etched with magic runes...and we don't get to see a SINGLE smite? smh
So you're telling me Simon is a WILD MAGIC SORCERER and we don't see a SINGLE surge?? Do you know how much fun you could have with wild magic surges? The possibilities are endless. Instead the story treats him like an insecure wizard the entire time. Wild Magic isn't "sometimes spell dont work except when I'm stressed", Wild Magic is wild magic that does whatever the fuck it wants. It happens on top of whatever spell triggered it. There could have been a scene where Simon casts a simple spell thats ineffective, but it causes a surge that actually helps the group in an unexpected yet entertaining way. Like trying to repel the guards with a thunderwave, they dodge, but a surge triggers and turns them into a pair of goats or something. Sad they didn't do anything with that.
THE BARD DOESN'T CAST A SINGLE SPELL?? why is he a bard? why did they make him a bard? he couldve been a rogue if they wanted the charming trickster archetype. HE'S LITERALLY A THIEF. The only allusion to him being a bard is that he plays the lute sometimes and sings. There is a full scene where there is a minor illusion projection of him to fool guards, but then we find out its the sorcerer who is casting the illusion. Why?? It would have been so easy to have him be the one casting it. I was honestly expecting the movie to be clever with this when they entered the maze. The sorcerer and the druid get anti-magic cuffs because they're known casters, but because he hasn't been using magic people forget to cuff the bard. boom, perfect opportunity to be clever and have him pull out a spell at a surprising moment. But no, he never does any of that. He doesn't even get a Bardic Inspiration out there, despite that being one of the most well known features of the class. why
Still a fun movie, lots of litte references (I laughed out loud at the Volo portrait), and the dialogue is very charming. I get why they took some liberties with the mechanics, it is a completely different medium after all and I don't mind that. but like, cmon. not one even one spell? Not even one Vicious Mockery? Otto's Irresistable Dance? no? sad
#dnd:hat#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves#spoiler#my stuff#ok to rb#the barbarian being into short kings was fun also#and i am SO HAPPY they didnt have her turn out to be bard's love interest in the end#there are many other movies that wouldnt have had that restraint#dnd honor among thieves
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Sticky Sweet [Fluffcember Day 01 - Edgin, Kira & Xenk]

My own first entry for the Fluffcember challenge. I started with DnD:HAT given that the book establishes Kira's love for roasted Marshmallows xD
Sticky Sweet
Fandom: Dungeons & Dragons - Honor Among Thieves Relationship: Edgin & Kira & Xenk Genre: Fluff
Xenk finds Kira making strangely sticky sugar pillows at the fireplace.
#dnd:hat#dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves#honor among thieves#dnd#fluffcember#fluffcember 2024#xedgin#edgin darvis#xenk yendar#kira darvis#edgin x xenk
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Rewatched dnd:hat last night and GOD I forgot how gay that paladin was for that cringfail bard
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xedgin witcher-ish au where xenk is a paladin spreading good across faerun and ed is a tsundere traveling bard who keeps crossing paths with him by chance and getting annoyed that whenever xenk shows up at a tavern he's working at, people always ask if he has any songs about the famous paladin sitting quietly in the corner
#because i can't see a bard/warrior dynamic without going ''what if witcher au''#xedgin#dndhat#dnd:hat#dnd honor among thieves#honor among thieves#dnd: honor among thieves#xenk yendar#edgin darvis#ed darvis
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VICTORYYYYYYY
Once again I have prevailed against the forces that try to tear me down (my word count going up) to secure victory (complete a fic)!
*lying facedown on the floor* Someone owes me a cookie for this.
Title: Winning Prizes for Rotten Judgment
Rating: E
Pairing: Edgin/Xenk
Words: 26,587
Summary:
In which Ed admits he's in love with Xenk, woos Xenk, and sleeps with Xenk, all in completely the wrong order.
To be fair, it's only half his fault.
#lincoln writes stuff#xedgin#xedgin fanfic#dnd:hat#dnd: honor among thieves#edgin darvis/xenk yendar
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The DnD: Honor Among Thieves main characters feel like they were made by a gaming group and DM that are really serious about perfectly blending into the canon and universe they're in, with only a touch of the usual player character shenanigans
The Baldur's Gate 3 main characters feel like real, whacky player characters of the average DnD group with a more lenient DM and a mutual desire to Have A Good Time™ who have all been playing together for a long time "I wanna have to eat magic items" "I wanna be a vampire instead of a Dhampir. Oh the most you'll let me be is a spawn? Fine, I'll take it" "I wanna be a barbarian who's, like, literally on fire all the time. No I don't know what that means. We can work it out, right, DM?" Like, I feel like I've played in that group before
#dnd:hat#dnd: honor among thieves#Baldur's Gate 3#Baldur's Gate III#bg3 spoilers#maybe? how should I know i haven't played it yet#I've only picked up pieces about BG3. I fully intend to get obsessed with it when I have a computer that can manage it#but what I've picked up about the origin characters sounds like the average whacky DnD group
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the holy man and his thief
#this is just an excuse to practice intricate paterns on clothing lol#art#my art#fanart#dnd:hat#dnd honor among thieves#xenk yendar#edgin darvis#xedgin#i hope this breaches containment so people check the tags#and get gut punched by the fact that this is fanart for the guy from bridgerton and chris pine in that fucking dnd movie#described#portfolio
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