princessofwhoville

[princessofwhoville]

[princessofwhoville]

IME as a GM even if there isn't anything in the room players will decide there must be something important in the room causing you to break character and be like "Guys there's nothing in the room."

Alternatively, these are good rooms to store important items you forgot to hand out earlier in the adventure even though you wrote down that they should be in X room during Y scene

[princessofwhoville]

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

[princessofwhoville]

I’m slowly amassing a collection of Matt facepalming

[princessofwhoville]

Currently laughing my head off at the very possible future where one day Bell’s Hells gets an animated show as well as VM and M9, and instead of Matt!Percy arguing with Taliesin!Ashton during the Hells’ first time in Whitestone, it’s of course animated and they maintain their characters

So it’s Taliesin!Ashton shouting at Taliesin!Percy

And there’s like 2 minutes of screen time that’s just Taliesin talking to himself in different voices

Of course this can happen with any of the other characters too but Ashton and Percy were the first that popped into my mind because that argument was already so good

[princessofwhoville]

The DnD: Honor Among Thieves main characters feel like they were made by a gaming group and DM that are really serious about perfectly blending into the canon and universe they're in, with only a touch of the usual player character shenanigans

The Baldur's Gate 3 main characters feel like real, whacky player characters of the average DnD group with a more lenient DM and a mutual desire to Have A Good Time™ who have all been playing together for a long time "I wanna have to eat magic items" "I wanna be a vampire instead of a Dhampir. Oh the most you'll let me be is a spawn? Fine, I'll take it" "I wanna be a barbarian who's, like, literally on fire all the time. No I don't know what that means. We can work it out, right, DM?" Like, I feel like I've played in that group before

[princessofwhoville]

Mighty Nein Reunited Part 2

Sam: What are you?! (About Kingsley’s multiclass)

Taliesin: I’m a, I’m a… I’m a Problem.

[princessofwhoville]

[princessofwhoville]

[princessofwhoville]

[princessofwhoville]

I want polls. :(

I haven't got a damned clue what I'd do with one, I just don't like being left out

[princessofwhoville]

Me: Y’know. I’m kinda skeptical about the DnD movie. It’s probably just gonna be a generic bad fantasy action movie and not capture the true essence of DnD at all—

Trailer: *Black Dragon spewing acid over a battlefield*

Trailer: “We didn’t mean to unleash the greatest evil the world has ever known and now we gotta fix it”

Trailer: *surprised and kinda confused but awed by the druid*

Trailer: *characters roast Chris Pine’s character for being a bard playing the lute while Chris Pine gets defensive*

Me: Never mind. They nailed it

[princessofwhoville]

Bard: Writing a death threat and dotting all the i's with hearts

[princessofwhoville]

Druid: Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle.

[princessofwhoville]

Rogue: Why are you covered in glitter? Bard: Why aren't you covered in glitter?

[princessofwhoville]

"video games have buffering"

one of the DMs I play with has, like, 70 slips of paper that say, "Loading," with bits of random D&D mechanics advice ("partial cover grants +2 to AC") that he slots onto his DM screen when he needs to look something up, assemble something, or think up a mechanic for player bullshit.

[princessofwhoville]

Fighter: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.

Druid: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.