#mf is chasing me

[human-taxidermy]

STOP IMAGINE THATS WHAT YOUR BFF DM YOU

[canonically47]

i think the teenagers going to bowie or raj for advice on queer stuff just because they are the only openly queer people is a hilarious concept. wayne cries to them because he doesn’t understand romance and sex and why people want them and bowie just pats his back and diagnoses him with aroace. emma rants about how much she hates chase and how annoying men are and how annoying romance is and maybe if she HAD to like someone it would be easier if it was a girl but she doesn’t want a relationship and oh girl you’re just an aromantic lesbian. ripper bursts into their cabin at 2 AM because he just had a bisexual awakening but can’t put it in words so he just ends up going through every single thing that made him realize he likes damien AND axel. priya is being pat on the back as she realizes that damien and millie definitely meant something to her before caleb.

after everyone has confessed their hearts out they just kinda stare at zee like. you gonna go too? and they just shrug and nobody wants to force them but bowie takes a better look at them and oh. um their outfit is the colors of the non-binary and pansexual flags. yeah those are aromantic, nb & pan pins on their cap. yeah we just totally overlooked that. wow. that was right in front of us the whole time. oh they’re actually in a qpr with four people on the island. that’s sick. good for them. but how are we this stupid.

[zenmastercharles]

Hot Take: The ‘Oh, I need more powers to be worth something’ plotline in Elite Force should’ve went to Chase instead of Bree

[wolvisms]

dating a nerd was arguably one of the best decisions i’ve ever made

[chocokeyboard]

Katam update. Found olive oce🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 WTF WTF WHTA WAS THAT. did you guys see thAAT AH AH AH

[koqabear]

dreamer is everything i wanted and more bye guys i’m deactivating!

[claudethecrabdemoness]

Her actual Valentine… …much to Vox’s chagrin.

Oh you thought I’d forget about Vark? Not a chance. Every overlord’s gf needs their designer animal after all, even if you have to take your man’s and make him your own.

She won’t steal yo man, but she sure as hell will steal your pet. 🦈💅✨

Over time she’s become his real Mommy, since Velvette doesn’t seem remotely interested in this freak of nature. Which is perfectly fine. Vark is a lot of things, but def not everybody’s cup of tea. Lucky for him, ugly cutie fish babies are exactly hers.

She absolutely loves taking him on roller skate walks around town, à la Harley Quinn. Vox doesn’t always approve, especially when he has to pay for the damage control from their antics, but he usually caves once he sees Vark’s happy tail-wagging face and peaceful sleep after he’s tuckered out. Plus… she do be lookin kinda hot while holding his leash… (what can he say, he’s a sucker for a dog mom in 70s denim)

His only real issue is he just isn’t sure which parent Vark loves more, so sometimes gets nervous insanely jealous when he seems to favor Claude. Which is totally not often. Nope. Vark knows who his real daddy is.

…. right?

[angelwiththeblue-box]

please… is anyone there? i need help

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(also ty @nonymous06 for ketting me use ur redesigns as inspo <3)

[kittywaffles97]

Rip to the Black brothers, you'd have loved chase atlantic.

[notvil]

bro i had a nightmare i was going out to mass buy kids meals for some littlest pet shop toys but at the same time i was being chased by a panda on campus but every time i passed by my dad’s office/lecture he would look out and shake his head and when i finally found security to take care of the panda the mf was gone 😭

[savage-rhi]

Fuchsia

[skullzy20]

wanted to share the horrible stroke of luck I got a few days ago

and how my ship suffered after everything:

[mxwhore]

sorry followers. I'm a cat person 😔🐱

[thawthebeez]

saw a tiktok of someone assembling "proof" that kageyama doesn't hate hinata, and i'm gonna say this so kindly, but if by episode 4 of season 1 it isn't blatantly obvious that kageyama does not, in fact, hate hinata, then i'm gonna need you to go back and try again.

yes, kageyama calls hinata a dumbass and insults him and fights with him n shit, but he also boasts about/praises hinata's ability every chance he gets, albeit in his own Kageyama Way (ex. s4 ep13, atsumu and kags talking while karasuno is getting warmed up/changed, saying to atsumu "yeah, hinata sucks, but i don't, and he's really not all that bad either, so i think we'll be alright.") a better example would obviously be when kageyama is outright complimenting hinata's speed and jumping ability in s1 episodes 1, 3, and 4, and there's also ofc the "what have you been doing the last three years?" which i'm counting as a compliment as well.

not to mention the fact that kageyama is only physically aggressive with hinata. kageyama dislikes tsukishima (although 'dislike' is a strong word because i don't feel like kageyama really truly Dislikes anyone. he's not the type to hold a grudge. he's still chill with kindaichi and kunimi. he even still holds respect for oikawa after almost being backhanded by him), but he doesn't ever try to hit or kick him or anything. yeah, kageyama will insult him sometimes, but it's never anything more than that. the only one kageyama fights with is hinata.

and i guess the insane way to phrase this would be "Hinata's the only one Kageyama deems worth fighting with," but the more normal way would be that he can be himself with hinata. he trusts him enough to let his guard down. kageyama is respectful to others (ex. literally anyone other than tsukishima and hinata, but it can almost even be said that kageyama has at least a little bit of respect for tsukishima via asking him for help when it comes to studying), and hinata's really the only one he can completely relax around. he can let himself be vulnerable around hinata, hence why he's the only one he fights with.

i feel like it's easy to forget that kageyama (in the anime) is a 15 year old boy. he's going to fight with his friends. if hinata's being an idiot, kageyama's going to smack him upside the head. that's just what he's going to do. there's no deeper meaning to it.

i'd almost go as far as to say that it's a way of showing affection. it's a way of showing hinata that he cares enough to swing back at him. but i also might just be utterly insane, who knows.

those two match each other's freak in a way that makes me feel so physically ill and i hate them forever <3

[original-punks]

Living through PTSD can be an overwhelming, frightening, isolating, and debilitating experience.

If you are experiencing PTSD, you may feel intensely fearful, jumpy, and on edge. You may have trouble sleeping and experience bad dreams. Your appetite may increase or decrease. You may stop wanting to be around your friends, lose trust in people you previously trusted, and start labelling people either “good” or “bad” in your head.

You may feel that your world has fallen apart, that everything is black, and that nothing makes sense. Worse still, you can often lose hope or the belief that you can recover and lead a worthwhile life.

[cherrysnax]

I just be in situations and honestly I think it’s cause I’m unemployed